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i have no problem whatsoever with secondhand rings and things. i think marriage is a bit gay though.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
you know what else is gay right?
your face.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)

you know what else is gay right?
your face.
did you have fun at glastonbury?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
yeah life is sweet when you're in a field with booze and music and friends.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
gay marriage must be ok then
two wrong'uns make a right, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
Yes.
But two mongs rarely do.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
two mongs make a BALLOOOOOOON

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)

BALLOOOOOOON BAWOON
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)

W B
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
I'm going to have to tell you about my dinner with the crazy last night,
total car crash.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
Sure, go for it.
Gaz if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
No, do it here
we must all enjoy the hilarity
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
This better be good.
He's taking his sweet damn time.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
I went for a fag,
basically... meal was ok polite and all that,
then we went to meet some mutal friends, I nearly made her cry by doing an impression of her.
She got over that and then we went to another pub and started talking about politics...
She's very right wing, I'm not.
She said something I considered racist, (basically that racisim doesn't exist any more and that black people should get over it because "slavery was years ago")
I said "I think that's as good a time as any to go home" and stood up to leave.
She drove past me as I was walking home, I waved, she flipped me the bird reved her engine and nearly crashed into another car at the roundabout.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
I'm awesome with women.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
that was a great story
I'm glad you shared. Nothing like this ever happens to me.
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
so not really a car crash then.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
*calls trade description people*

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
im still waiting for the good bit

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
It was the end.
I felt much better when I didn't have to read any more of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
Did your impression involve putting two fingers under your nose
doing the Nazi salute and goose-stepping around the pub, speaking in a German accent to offer all the men blowjobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
No I said
"why does everyone think I'm crazy?" in a high pitched girly voice.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
Champion

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
She said something proper crazy just before.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
Ha.
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
So, had you already given up on the date
as a bad job before you did the impression, or are you just an Aspergers?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
I didn't want to go in the first place,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
ah, fair enough.
....erm, why did you, then?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
I was hungry.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
Didn't you manage to get a little bit of piss on your chest?
Damn, sorry mate, I know you were lookin' foward to a bit of watersports.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
I don't care, she's a wierdo that tricked me into buying her dinner,
I had the last laugh though, I had a voucher.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
McDs?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
Pizza express,
it's like a middle class McDonalds.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
I've heard of them.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
Getting flipped the bird
Is a sign that she's playing hard to get.
I thought everybody knew that?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
so did you fuck her or what?
i'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
I did not,
I could gaz you her number if you want to ask for bumhole pics.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
yeah go for it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
Nah she'd probably stab me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
sounds like she probably will anyway.
you've nothing to lose!
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
Give us her number
I'll burp on her and biff her with my menacing Mussolini hand. She'll get a right Facist-On.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
no-one likes Bobby Davro
this is all your fault for doing impressions.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
I've just suddenly got why it's called flipping the bird

this is a new chapter in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
Is it because she rolled down the window and bellowed
"UMMA MAOU MAOU UMMA UMMA MAOU MAOU"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
I'm not telling you and it make me feel good

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
She sounds like a bit of a spastic
I would have told her this. Before anything bad had even happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
was it Mykey in a dress?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
Honda Accord?
You want to be careful
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
I NEEED GOSSIP

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
He's too fuckin' slow.
I reckon he tried to have sex with her in his HONDA ACCORD, only to find out that he was actually a woman. Then he beat up a smack-head.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
well
cheryl from accounts has been seen going home with a fuller bag than what she came in with and we seem to be running out of teabags and sugar cubes a lot faster lately.

COINCIDENCE?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
Why did I read that as "teabeans"?
Have I just managed to stumble upon the secret of Hot-Drink-Awesomeness?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
hot-drink-awesomeness is hot chocolate+brandy

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
yes, it's known as using coffee beans instead of tea bags
it's a secret drink called "coffee", but we're trying not to let the English know about it because they'll fuck it up like they do everything else, so keep shtum.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
faaaaaackin bitch
I'd wipe my fanny on the rim of her cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
This, actually.
I'd never want to get married to someone who thought a ring was all that important anyway. It's just an arbitrarily expensive stone on some arbitrarily expensive metal.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
I agree to an extent
in that you don't need to spend three grand on an engagement ring. I would honestly prefer something that was more unique than expensive (even if it was from Accessorise or wherever), but I'd get paranoid wearing another woman's ring.

You get some perfectly reasonable rings new in the high street jewellers, for £300 or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
What does Accessorise sell that's unique?
In any case, superstition is silly. It's what keeps people from doing things they know better than to be kept from doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
A piece of card with one ear ring missing from the pair

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
Yeah.
Hearing about women that won't marry some poor guy because his ring didn't cost five grand makes me a bit pissed off.

I'd rather wear something unique.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
Pretty pretty.
www.coffingems.com/Images/Jewelry/5CSol300.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
lolwut

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
I think that's the strawberry flavour one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
Hehe
Not my style, but pretty cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
What about this
ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.77224052.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
That's cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
You're worried about a second hand ring but are happy with something with an edible center?
I'd just sellotape a pushpop to your finger. Job done.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
OH GOD IT'S YAWNING

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
A mask made from Esther Rantzen's skin?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
*Puts a monster munch on spangolin's finger*

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
I fear our marriage would not last long
Om nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
Over before it started, so tragic
*weeps* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
A frown with your monobrow shaved into topiary?


Maybe like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
I DO

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
How can we persuade Druid to do this?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
The spigot ring bush from the gearbox of a 1968 Ford Cortina 1600?
That'd just about fit your ring finger
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
You never know when it might come in useful.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
Silly Grrr,
spigot bush isn't gearbox component.
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
FINE
*throws 3 carat diamond in the river*
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
I love being married

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
I think marriage is a good thing

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
Even gay marriage ?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
Its all good

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
Awwww.
*hides box behind back*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)