That's all a massive publicity stunt
A) I have 34DD boobs and hers are much bigger than a DD.
B) Even with this being the case, any grade 4 sports bra would hold them in place far far better than that. In that video it looks like she's not even wearing an underwire bra.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)

We're going to need a video of you in a tight top bouncing around
purely for scientific comparison purposes, of course.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)

You do know that Baroness is only 15 right?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)

You obviously don't know me very well.
Ask Badger or Dave Trouser to explain.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)

That was the joke

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)

Oh. 'k.

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)

Yeah' boi, gurl got bear tits, yahgets me, she iz well buff'n'tings.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)

she wasn't actually that fit..
just massive wubs.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)

I thought Baroness looks ok.
I'm sure she'll be gutted that you don't fancy her though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)

:|

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)

If I didn't think it would be used for wanking purposes, I'd actually attempt that.
That article has made me so angry.

Wear a proper bra you tennis playing slag.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)

I predict multiple replies to this.
Possibly involving the popular page.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)

I'm aware of this, but I demand the women of b3ta unite to agree with me.
That a bra with spaghetti straps is not appropriate underwear for a professional sports woman.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)

Very true.
They should be massive and have straps like old men's trouser braces.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)

*nods emphatically*
If I went down the gym and bounced like that I'd been in pain for hours afterwards. Needs more strapping and wear sectioning to make boobs look like a cone bra.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)

When she gets to my age
they'll be round her knees at that rate.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

S'ok...
gives you something to kneel on when you're doing the gardening.
( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)

Every cloud I suppose.
Built in dibber too.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

This.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)

breasts... spaghetti...
breasts... spaghetti...




breasts... spaghetti...
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

A perfect b3tan thread
Food and norks.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)

that's a spicy meatball!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)

Chilli paste is not a good body paint

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

Is that the voice of experience?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)

Nope, just a hunch
After getting chilli on an open wound once
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)

spaghetti hoops... uh oh...

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)

Alphabetty Spaghetti
AAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAArrrRRRrrrrGGGGgggHHHHHHhhhHHHHHHahthatsalotbetter.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)

In any case
I can understand a tennis player wanting to reduce them. They put more load on the lower back and could get in the way of normal movement.

Still, TITS EH? PHWOAAARRRR.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)

Dude she should spend time with me because then she'd always be on her back
IFYOUKNOWWHADIMEAN

I'm talking about sex, just to clarify.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)

Can you gaz me please UToL?
You haven't got the link on your profile and I need to send you contact details for the b4sh.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)

This is true, I fully understand that they would get in the way of her career
But she should be taking better care of herself anyway. Proper sports bras look like this (possibly nsfw) but then again, won't get your cleavage famous.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)

I'm quite glad I've only got little tits.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)

So why haven't you won Wimbledon yet?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)

I could, if I wanted to.
Those Williams sisters just seem to be enjoying it and I don't want to ruin their fun.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

ha! good point
more intelligent media dissemination, less whining about fhm wank potential. there'll probably be a petition
( spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)

DOOOOOOUUBLE-DEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
_*spuff*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)

Can I have a go on your boobs?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

Use them like a trampoline, HURRY!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)