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Kersal?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
Haha, =/

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
baddum tish.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
Which is what it sounded like when you fucked her.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
Don't say stuff like that,
it'll now become a /talk fact that I've fucked kersal, when I haven't
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
Oh, now don't be coy.
Just because you actually got your end away, you should be proud. Say it loud, say it proud. PSYCHOCHOMP FUCKED KERSAL!
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
He'd be having Wormulus' sloppy seconds (from ages ago).

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
At least it's only the rubbish sloppy seconds, and not the good ones.
/opinions lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
Good sloppy seconds?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
The other two ladies that I know who have been familiar with Wormulus' Worm
are rather lovely people
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
No YOU hang up !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
I miss out on all the gossip
Who else has fucked b3tans here? C'man, air your dirty laundry
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
my first proper GF was/ is a B3tan but that don't count because we broke up before I started posting on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
Was it Bou?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
I vote for Bou

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
She took his little scared winky in hand and guided him into her
"M-m-m-m-miss, is this right? My winky is getting fatter and daddy said that was a sin!"
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
She made me Zinedine Zidane her in the cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
You stuck both thumbs in there and opened her like you're leafing through the Sunday Weekend section of the Daily Mail

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)
Oh now then.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
Name and shame

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
noooooooooooo chance.
you wouldn't know her even if I did, she's a right mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6734423
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
My bets are on killerkitti.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
Kersal.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
I feel sick.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
Sexy sick?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
no.
that's not even funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
See Kersal? That's your ex-girlfriend that is.
You loved her right in the chuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
for the record
HELL NO. IT'S NOT HER! I'M DG! I ONLY FUCK PRETTY GIRLS BIG TITS. WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
The matchstick man doth protest too much...
You luuuurved her, you wanted to do sex and marry her.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
It's true! AIEEE!
I want to have female babies with her that will grow up with flatter chests than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
Oh god, you did!
Like a sticky howitzer shell went off in your pants
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
KABROOM!

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
Is you little tiny pant monster being sick?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
Did you slide your tongue up past her drooping leather sandwich to suckle at her swollen dripping love button?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:03, archived)
When giving me a 69 she put my balls in her nostrils for a sniff-job.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)
When she tugs you off you spluff a cloud of baby milk formula and she rubs it into your beard to make you look like an old rabbi

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)
haha :D

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:12, archived)
It'd be like stick insect love
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)
You said you'd never bring that up :(

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
GIVE ME BACK MY BUFFY DVDS YOU BITCH!! :(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)
I have had serious relationships with Wormulus (although I don't count that as it started before either of us had accounts), SexFace and Azra3l.
Not at the same time though obvs.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
Thank you, it's gone in this week's B3ta Cut Out And Keep Ring Binder Pull Out Segment in the Guardian

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)
I've never slept with a b3tan.*
I feel like I'm missing out or I'm not doing it right.

*Apart from Damion
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
Errrrrrrrr.
Damion is the worst. He tried to text flirt with me on Christmas Day once. I'm so glad the delectable Spangles is well shot of him.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
This.
She's way too lovely for him. She's even too lovely for Cr3, that's just how lovely she is
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:00, archived)
Now see I liked Damion
I never had a problem with him.

*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
You're a bloke though, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)
Ahh

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
He never came on to you and asked you what you were wearing and if you wanted to go for a drink on Christmas Day!

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)

 
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)
YEUGH.
No, he didn't, did he?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
No i didn't, I've met her twice
and the second time she forgot my name.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
Well, it depends on your definition of fucked.
Do both parties have to orgasm?
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
No. Otherwise SexFace would never have fucked Lampito.
They just have to have been involved in sexyteims with the other person. Penetration usually but extended mutual oral/manual sex also counts.

EEEEEEEER PSYCHOCHOMPED ON KERSAL'S BOYISH SLIT
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
I bet they both cock jousted
and when they spooned her arse bruised Chomp's pelvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
totally did
she have him a rib job.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
I only met her once.
CHRIST she was dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)
Like a female Piston.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
O_o

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
Apparently that was a turn-on for PC. It was actually more interesting than paperclips... It just went from there.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
I also heard that when he made her cum by tugging on her nose she made a sound like a set of Jewish bagpipes.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
She was a grade A dick-a-brick.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
This is why b3tan women are mostly ace.
/luffs you
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
*luffs you right back*
I don't think I can think of any other truly awful/boring lady b3tans (besides the obvious).
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
Bleh, would

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)