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Huh.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:08, archived)
I was never worried about that before
Perhaps I ought to go and check and obsess about yet another mythical beauty standard that I fall short of and need to purchase a product to "correct"?

For crying out loud, is no woman allowed to look like nature intended for ANY part of her body?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)
Christ no, you're hideous creatures.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)
Surely the only time a man sees it, the lights are off?

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)
This is where my night-vision mutation is merely a curse at the minute.
'Ning all you lovely people.

Except YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:21, archived)
I know
I'm a terrible cunt.
Perhaps I should dye myself pink.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)
Hahhaa.
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)
Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)
You want me to keep pitching at this speed or mix it up a little?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:36, archived)
Surprise me.

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:38, archived)
BOO!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:45, archived)
AAAARGH!
Cheers, that's got rid of those hiccups.

*edit* right, 'night you lot - got to get some sleep, job interview tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:48, archived)
GOODBYE GOODLUCK LOVEYOU

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:03, archived)
Good luck
Hope it goes well :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:06, archived)
fuck, that's going to look strange on the popular page

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:52, archived)
Oh come on, most women wear lipstick

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)
Not sure that's true, especially if you're talking about women worldwide
but OK. Decorating visible skin is slightly different from dying your genitals though, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)
are your genitals invisible or something?
for goodness sake woman, tidy yourself up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:21, archived)
I keep mine strapped up between my legs

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)
well of course,
we all know how to wear a belt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:33, archived)
I am an unbearable slattern
:(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:38, archived)
Clearly not anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)
You're probably right
I wouldn't do either. Isn't it the same group as shaving, painting toenails and all that jazz?

I think this needs a Venn Diagram
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)
A Venn diagram never goes amiss

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)
I don't
Gloss at the most
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)
No, apparently not!
Hmpf. Not that I've gone grey "down there", as far as I know. Eww
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)
Quick!
Your friends are whispering about the unacceptable colour of your vulva! Hurry hurry to purchase some dye!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)
I'll never forget the day I got my first grey pube
a sorrowful day indeed at broadsword towers
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)
I hope you Just4men'd it to oblivion.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)
Nah I stay as nature intended
love me, love my unruly grey pubes
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)
I think a huge, unnaturally jet black bush would be a good look.
Like an afro for your willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:37, archived)
I just did a google image search for cock afro to see if it would be a look that suits me
Didn't really work out, rather more cock than afro
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:40, archived)
Shave them off
No more greys, easier to clean, and it'll make your winkle look bigger :)
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)
I'm more of a short back & sides kinda bloke
thats another problem with getting older, you have to take a lawnmower to the bush every 10 minutes or so to prevent pant moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)
show us a picture so we can see if you're ok

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)
If my fanny went grey, I'd be more worried about circulation problems than putting fucking lipstick on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)
LOL
Good point, well made!
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)
I'm not sure how long it would take for me to notice
I don't spend much time staring at myself at that angle. Oh god, perhaps my bits are grey RIGHT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)
QUICK, TO THE HAND MIRROR!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)
also, THIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A39pVkbQA4U
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:43, archived)
Crazy, isn't it?
Fantastic advance. And they will be able to use the new discoveries in human medicine, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:47, archived)
I still think they should have given him lasers while they were at it.

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:49, archived)
Look at him climbing!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:49, archived)
Did you get my tumblr reply?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:54, archived)
i like that he makes sure the feet are the right colour too!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:55, archived)
tricking people into buying things they don't need is no joke

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:14, archived)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:15, archived)

Oh thank god! The number of times I've spread 'em and my gent has said "sorry Adso, needs more 'fuchsia', get some slap on it".
(Adso of Melk didn't do it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)
A "Paramedical Esthetician", eh?
I call bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)
I know, it's exactly something you'd need in an emergency, an aesthetician.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:23, archived)
Partly my point
not only is it a load of crap, the Septic morons can't even spell.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)
Well, they do leave the A off as standard.
I've learned not to be so harsh on them for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:27, archived)
Look, sometimes I NEED A PEDICURE.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:29, archived)
Pffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:32, archived)
About time.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:27, archived)
"Never tested on animals" - Is that because they'd have felt a bit weird rubbing it into a dogs clunge?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)
Also do they have a version for men? Spending too much time on B3ta has given me unrealistic expectations of how purple my bellend should be.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:34, archived)

Ppfft, I thought I'd heard it all when I saw pubic hair dye...
(Chook, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:34, archived)