Hi Rob
did you like the gaz I sent you?

It would have been nice to get a reply
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:24, archived)

needy cunt

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)

it's been 2 weeks, Chompy
I would have at least expected a 'hey, Bert. How's it going? You good? Thanks for the pic of that poo on the bog by the way, the Mrs and I really loved it, we have it framed above the mantlepiece right now.

Anyway, must go, I've got more really awful (but entertaining in their awfulness) songs to write.

Cheerio'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)

*checks gazzes* what reply do you want?
you were posting shit everywhere and one of the mods naughty stepped you.

and then you gazzed me some pics of shit too. Well done. I'm very impressed.
( rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)

Thanks, Rob
that's all that I wanted
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)

haha, seriously?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)

yeah
I dunno - I don't really take it very seriously - people on internets act like pillocks.
( rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)

I was trying to get my profile deleted in a roundabout way
I'd been banned twice before and was trying to do it with very little effort
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)

You could've simply asked?
And why delete anyway? Why not just leave? Change your password to random numbers/letter if anything.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)

that would have been SO boring

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)

So you want to go out on a blaze of glory?
You fucking beaker.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)

I'd rather see a billion beakers
than all the conversations about cats, dreams, 'oh my problems are so awful' on off topic
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)

Off topic is shit. This is well established.
You could try growing a set of balls.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:38, archived)

but ti had so much potential
I ahve a pair of balls, but they are small and mostly for show. Thanks for your input
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)

I've got an awful problem
I had a dream about you being fisted by a cat.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)

I like this

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)

I wish you were dead

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)

I'm livening /talk up a bit today
I suddenly feel like I belong
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:43, archived)

calm down
cwootfo wishes death on people every day
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:47, archived)

I consider myself privileged to be held in the same esteem
as the sikriks, the sexfaces and the bous of /talk
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:48, archived)

say the word
and I'll delete you
( rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)

I'm giving it one last chance
I'll give you the nod next time, hopefully in the next week or so
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)

Good thing he's always happy to wait on hand and foot, ready to supply you with what you need and when you need it.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)

IT's nice to know he'll always be there
like the warm, heartening embrace of a loving uncle
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)

Just fucking do it, man.
Get rid of the beaking cock hound.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)

^ this
that, and a bit of the other.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)

what's the word? i'll find you a post where he said it

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)

ha ha

( rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)

this is the word...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-WDSp4vGp0
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:46, archived)

I like him, keep him

( Theoban What of it, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)

*links to that one Penny Arcade that everyone refers to regarding internet anonymity*

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:33, archived)

Here you go
( Theoban What of it, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)

Here you go
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)

Hahahaha.
Fat people holding down the Fuhrer?
:(

The internet is very serious for some people.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)

I sent it to cr3, robtoo
and every mod I could think of, but not one singel reply. I'm so unloved :(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)

I don't think they know who you are.
I'm terrible with names myself.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)

cr3 knows who I am
he's told me off in the past, and a few offtopicers have gazzed him 'woe is me, Bert is being mean' gazzes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:44, archived)