I don't know. I don't care.
I'm in BASTARD PAIN. Fuck you, fuck your mum and fuck the horse she fucked last week whilst sucking off Sexface.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:51, archived)

blah blah blah
period blah blah
( FIEND, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:52, archived)

Nope. Sorry to disappoint you, but it isn't that.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
*applies copious amounts of gin*

What's the matter darling?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)

The usual.
I'll skip the gin and down more oxycodone please.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)

*creates magic oxycodone gin*
Love to you aceface.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:56, archived)

poor Wicca
*rubs ointment*
*administers hugs and lolmassivepaindrugs*
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:57, archived)

The mefenamic acid tablets genuinely ARE massive drugs.
I keep meaning to photograph them for this week's QOTW.

I don't understand how I can still feel all this pain through the oxycodone though. It's like I'm bloody immune :(
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:02, archived)

oh oh! i have them too!
my friend (who now doesn't have a womb) gave me hers (bad i know but nothing NOTHING cut through the 3 weeks of pain i have every month)
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)

Why did your friend give you her womb?

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)

She bought a nicer one in topshop and didn't want to just throw it away.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)

I think it was a sequinned fanny from the Wimbledon branch on a two for one offer
They love a bit of womb bling free around there
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)

kinky

(Mr Big Stuff, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)

Sorry to hear you're in pain
Hope it's something that gets better soon.
( in vino veritas, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:55, archived)

^^

( FIEND, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:56, archived)

this ^

( CowJam, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:56, archived)

well I hope it gets better sooner

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:58, archived)

I hope it wasn't even bad in the first place

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:00, archived)

I hoped you would get it instead

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)

I hoped you would get it sooner

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)

Glued Eel - Giving 110% since 1996.
LEARN FROM HIM.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:00, archived)

I hope it gets best soonest

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:00, archived)

i hope it falls off

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:03, archived)

Try lube next time
dahling
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:59, archived)

Lube? Only amateurs need lube. Dahling.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:03, archived)

i make my own lube

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:04, archived)

Try this
www.physique.co.uk/large_catalogue_images/skin_lube_65g.jpg
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)

i hope it really hurts
then you will maybe understand
( mongychops, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:03, archived)

my brain imploded some time last night
and i think i saw god except there is no god.
things are confusing.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:03, archived)

Maybe you saw an archetype and confused it with the real imaginary beardy wizard?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:04, archived)

i mean, not that i saw a thing as such,
things sped up for a while and i guess
they haven't fully slowed down, or they have and i can't tell, but
at the top end, as things are whirling around and as it gets harder to grab on to any single one, you start to see between them and what else could that be but a god? does that make sense?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:07, archived)

was you in the matrix?

( mongychops, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:10, archived)

the matrix Tron
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)

A bit.
I'm absolutely battered though.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:16, archived)

Hope you're better soon

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)

YOU.
We're going to make some time to visit you very soon, and I was going to see if you fancied a trip up to see INRBM? I've been looking at trains, and it's only 2 1/2 hours away...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:17, archived)

Did the guy who smacked you go to jail yet btw?

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:12, archived)

He's out on conditional bail at the moment.
Sentencing is on the 28th September.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:18, archived)

Celebratory lynch mob?
The more I think about it, the more I really don't want to be practising the kind of law where I'd have to defend fuckbags like that.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:25, archived)