Roll call you lot,
I've got a day off tomorrow, so I'm staying up late watching documentaries about serial killers.
Who's on and what are you doing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)

I've just finished reading my scifi now mag on my iPhone
I'm now going to read a book and go to sleep sometime soon
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)

sounds lovely.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)

I'm in bed and trying to sleep.
Can you keep it down please?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)

*gets pots and pans*
*frogmarches around bashing them together*
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)

*bangs on the wall*
*considers calling the police*
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)

Mixing old school dancehall tunes
Currently playing "lodge" By Bounty Killer" about to drop "tour" by Capleton, will be done in 15, then going to sleep
(serge, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)

are you some sort of internet DJ?
or just a lonely prick pretending to be a dj in front of all your teddies in your bedroom while your mum shouts at you to turn it down.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)

A lonely prick, but without the teddys or moaning mother

(serge, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)

where's this recipe I am starving

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)

oh right,
Sorry. It's not really a recipe, more of a sexual position. You still want it?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)

do I need to preheat the oven?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)

I wouldn't reccomend it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)

that's fine, microwaving does get the job done faster

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)

but it won't brown your meat?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:20, archived)

I'm off work tomorrow
Going to be all housewifey and shit. Then get drunk and hit people


*may not do the hitting people stuff
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)

Playing Football Manager 2012, it's downloading now.
May go out and do some BOKKO!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)

fuck, well reminded
this will keep me in and off the drugs and alcohol for a while, praise the widow maker!
(serge, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)

I've heard it's more addictive than crack.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)

It is, i've lost large chunks of my life to this game
few people really understands what taking Shrewsbury Town to the brink of champions league qualification really means
(serge, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)

EVERYTHING serge, it means EVERYTHING.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)

I will be purchasing tomorrow
Then i shall go to the local convenience store and stock up on water, tinned food and adult nappies I may be some time
(serge, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)

watching 'the island of Dr Moreu'
Not sure why though.
(pikey, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)

good.
Carry on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)

*Salutes*
SAH!
*Goose-steps out of the room*
(pikey, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)

can you bang some pots and pans on your way out?
Trying to keep 2canchunder awake as late as possible.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)

I appear to be watching Bottom
and videos of the protests in London. I should be down there (not protesting, just earning money), but I'm skiving at home. Feel like i'm missing out a bit...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)

cool.
Great. London. Excellent.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)

I'm here
Just loitering on here really.
( jenpots, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)

turns out this woman murdered this dude
Because when he found out she had a secret husband he refused to help her leave him and marry him instead. Stabbed him 96 times. Then his brother walked in so she stabbed him 50 times, then stabbed herself fifteen times and tried to claim it was a burglar. Girls is crazy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)

yes they are

( jenpots, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)

now i'm watching an amdrican show
Where they pretend to be 12 yr old girls online, then invite them over. They are met by a smug American cunt who then interviews them. As soon as they leave they are arrested. Paedophiles are also crazy. I'm waiting to see if MW shows up.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)

silly lady, she should have gone for 96, 48 and 12 stabbings
and claimed it was a sexadecimal crime
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)

good god :((((

( vladimir, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:55, archived)

I'm here but I'm just about to put my 'jamas on and head for bed.
watching drag queens and drinking red wine.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)

night dinopants.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)

Alright you crackling joint?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)

got a friday off,
Ladypig off too, going to be lovely.
You good?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)

I've got Friday off, Mr. Dino not off though.
Story of my life, it sucks in a way, even though I do have a day off, no one to spend it with. Lonely cunt that I am.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)

i know that feeling,
This is the first whole day we've had off together since I went back to work. Reckon we're going to wrap up warm and hit blenheim for a walk and then lunch in that little restaurant that just get its 3rd rosette. Hear good things.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)

I assume you know the back gate to Blenheim where you don't have to pay to get into the gardens.
What's this restaurant then? I'm always up for hearing about good eats. Lolfat.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)

i would,
But I don't like parking the bike in the village. Got damaged by a cunt in a huge pointless 4by4. And its not a lot of money.
Little place called the kingfisher, just north of blenheim, got 3 rosettes, tipped for a star, only opens lunch, Italian food.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)

Sounds fair enough then.
That sounds super snazz. I might have to check it out. I love Italian food done really well... especially like when Pizza Hut do those smily face pizza specials. SO good.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)

pppfffffttttt. its exactly like pizza hut.
Except an 80 quid per head menu.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)

As long as that includes unlimited ice cream factory that's all good.
Seriously though what is it? I can't find anything about it on't web.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)

i cant find a website either,
My old boss gave me a copy of their menu and told me to go if I had a day off. It's not in Oxfordshire, all I have is a phone number and a couple of reviews in trade magazines and stuff.
Looks like one of those waiting for a michelin star before they go the big public guns.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)

Furry muff.
You'll have to let me know if its any cop then. I hope you have a magnificent and delicious time.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)

will do.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)

chillin

( mongychops, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)

out

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)

maxin

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)

relaxin

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)

all

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)

cool

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)

I'm away for the weekend, leaving work at lunchtime tomorrow.
I'm about to pack then go to bed.
( CowJam, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)

HAVE YOU PACKED A TOOTHBRUSH?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)

SHUT IT CHRIS EVANS

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)

Of course.

( CowJam, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)

I've supposedly been tidying the flat for the last three hours.
Sadly I can't find a program on my laptop that tidies flats.
(DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)

I spent 7 hours tidying the bathroom the other day.
It is super shiny now.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)

It should be after seven hours!
I really need to do that to our bathroom - I don't think the previous tenant ever cleaned it. Still psyching myself up to get on with it.
(DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)

You can't face cleaning it, but I assume you're washing in it?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)

I've cleaned the important places.
There's just an entire universe living behind the toilet that needs more than just normal household cleaner.
(DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)

i don't judge,
I lived in a house with a bathroom so horrendous that most of the time I would go outdoors. Had to go to work or a friends house for a poo or a shower.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)

I've had an experience similar to that :(
At least this house is okay after a bit of attention. Two years ago I shared a house with three people who didn't understand the concept of cleaning, I never want to see someone using a broom on kitchen surfaces again (and that was after moving off all the moldy plates/rotting food).
(DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)

close all the windows and doors, and carefully seal the gaps and key holes, then just turn on all the taps and wait

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)

I can still keep my damage deposit with this method, yes?

(DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)

Not much more than normal household cleaner in my experience.
Household cleaner and a toothbrush.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:16, archived)

I did try that, It's generally a huge build up of scum and mold on the pipe work mainly.
It improved it but there's still a lot there, just summing myself up for round three.
(DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)

Bleach and wire wool then.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)

That's my sunday sorted :D
Cheers.
(DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)

ding ding ding
Round 2 of the fight of the century, gloving up is the new comer DaftScrawl, weighing half a tonne and with no real experience she is not the favourite in this match up.
In the other corner, a well known opponent, scurge of the bathroom, hard hitting, big guns, a mix of piss and mould! BACK OF THE TOILET SCUM!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)

I even dusted behind the toilet.
It was a pretty thorough job.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)

Loading my MP3 player with tuneage for Sunday's 5k charity run

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)

which brand of cancer are you running for?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)

not cancer
I'm running for Stroke Association
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)

Good luck.
I should do some more charity stuff really, what sort of music you going for?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)

I'm after house music with a tech sound and a strong beat
Leftfield, Rob Dougan, Timo Maas, 187 Lockdown that sort of stuff
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:52, archived)

Hope it goes well.

(DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)

thank you
should be a good day
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)

Alright you undead porcine crepitator
I'm up and about and eating Japanese junk food.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)

69 from the local chinese?
Or did she give out to you last time you tried that?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:11, archived)

Demae ramen
essentially 50p potnoodles with actual vegetables in.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:14, archived)

posting on /talk
Because my account is five and a half years old.
(kid_charlemagne is apparently still not dead yet., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:17, archived)