which b3tans have you met in real life? IRL LOL
i have met (back in the day when i was in UK studying for law school):

Karl Hysteria we met on a train he was wearing these absolutely ridiculous red tight trousers I thought they were amazing and haad pics took with them

Fouricci: Always found him to be a charming and complexly brilliant individual yet i wasn´t particularly shocked when his past came out and wouldn´t dream of holding it against him

Tyronne and Rose: LOVELY couple

CapHoodbutter: warmed to him immediately and also got on very well with gill and was very sad when i found out they´d split

Psychochomp: nice lad and a good laugh

Wormulus: LEGEND end of

The furry dinosaur: a nice girl I used to ring her student union office and play rick astley at the answerphone i don´t know why

Declan moohala: a lovely young gay

kersal missive: a strange girl but quite nice

red rocket: a nice young yorkshireman


I live abroad now but would love to go to a b4sh if i could and i do miss comedy at the george
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:18, archived)

I think i missed a lot of people out
like the girl that is a christian and has babies for people she is lovely.

and there was a really weird little bloke with a very strange looking wife.

also a dark haired gay who was very clever

can anyone put usernames to these people?
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:20, archived)

first one was fluzzy or something.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:46, archived)

Fluzzy, I don't know the second one, and maybe MCQ or McDoof?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:01, archived)

what's a quirkafleeg?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:45, archived)

I'll show you if you've got a dead puppy handy.
Which you do, of course.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:56, archived)

MCQ.
Mcdoof's not dark-haired. He doesn't live in London either.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:09, archived)

go away

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:20, archived)

also, i have met sir sand goblin

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:21, archived)

like what you saw?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:44, archived)

I have met:

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:23, archived)

I never met you.

( MONO!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:23, archived)

Nobody.
I hate b3tans.
( brb 081 811 8181, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:26, archived)

when you were baldmonkey we all liked you better

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:28, archived)

I like how you're talking for b3ta as if you have authority and respect.
x
( brb 081 811 8181, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:30, archived)

How dare you question The Dovestone's authority.

( MONO!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:33, archived)

I didn't question it, I stated that it doesn't exist.

( brb 081 811 8181, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:52, archived)

i'm glad you like it

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:37, archived)

If someone else does, it will get on the popular page.

( brb 081 811 8181, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:51, archived)

I've met and had full sex with BeckyJizzbox
She had an unsightly stain in her knickers and far too many pubes
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:46, archived)

how many pubes, did you count them?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:49, archived)

it was pretty much a nest of spiders hiding in there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:11, archived)

ha i fucked a b3tan once (lolomgfemale)
it was a long time ago and i shant say who
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:51, archived)

Brayndedd's missus?
Edit: oh wait you're Sikrik not Sexface
( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:59, archived)

because you don't want everyone to know you shagged janet?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 18:04, archived)

I can't remember if we ever meet, but I think you'd be safe 'nuff.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:14, archived)

Every Friday night I meet up with Supermatt, we dress up like 'The Matrix' and watch child porn together.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:28, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/supermattrix.jpg
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:43, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/lololol.jpg
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:43, archived)

There are several things terribly, terribly wrong with that fellow

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:44, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/theone.jpg
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:44, archived)

too many to name
although it makes me sick that you've met red rocket and i haven't
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:48, archived)

I've been sat in the middle of a GMOS and Red Rocket manwich.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:13, archived)

None of those people post here any more

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:51, archived)

Remember that time me and the girl were in Spoons in Leeds station?
You were outside grooming some lad, and she wouldn't let me come out to say hello because you are a cunt. That was well lol and proper rofl.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:53, archived)

I've met all b3tans
Everywhere
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:53, archived)

They're all shit

( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:53, archived)

gone
flounced
still about sometimes
dead
still around sometimes
still around with various names
still around
fat poof
gone
gone
(#1, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:44, archived)

rip captain

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 18:02, archived)

I met a b3tan - HalBaffe!
Well actually I knew him from school and suggested he joined b3ta and he did but got bored with it after a few weeks because it's shit.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 18:05, archived)

I've had a few visitors
Aardvark was the rapiest
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 18:36, archived)

i bet he was 'ard work (aardvark)

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 18:48, archived)

can i come and visit you?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 18:48, archived)

no

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:24, archived)

i've already booked my flight

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:38, archived)

I've posted this before so I'll just copy and paste it from my last post
90Nz0, Aardvark, Amorous Badger, asparagus time, baldmonkey, benkai, bilbobarneybobs, Blue Star, bogus official, Brayndedd, brooza, c3lia, Carowallis, Cheeky Boy!, chorizowagon, chunderbunny, come2whereimfrom, cr3, crazyjude, Curis, cunting for agatha, Dave The Hat, Donkey Gums, Dr Zaarlon, Druid, Easty, Esme Weatherwax, feek, Fluffy Elephants, FoldsFive, funkypixie, gathered crustacean, gianthead, Gizmo.mp3, Godzuki, Golden Fanjita, GrandmaOfShoes, grey kid, Hamster Trippin, Hellsbelles, hoogie, ImNotRightBotheredMe, in vino veritas, JackAction, jenpots, Jessie, Jobe, Kamikaze Stoat, Karl_Hysteria, lazygamer, Limey Treat, L-space, Lu, Malchick, manolith, mcdoof, MCQ, MooCow Byter, moohalaa, mr horrible, Mrs Trellis, Mrs. Sp@m, Mstandot, mugatu, Mushroom, mykeyboy, Nile, Noit, p3te, Pachey, piston_broke, Prof. Kenny Martin, Reckless Rik, Red Rocket, rnuk, rogue, rosie posie, Rotating Wobbly Hat, rubymurray, scott, SexFace, sleepybinky, spangolin, SpringySunshine, swaza, techierob, Tenhole Titty Trumptons, The Cat's Mother, The Doctor, The Furry Dinosaur, The Great Architect, TheFallGuy, TopUpTheTea, Tyronne, Watney Heckbulb hnnnnnnn, Wicca'd Witch, Wildheart Baby, Woodside, Wormulus, Yannmania and Yeknom
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:15, archived)

fanj was a good lad, we always got up to no good

( mongychops, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:20, archived)

hahaha
yeah, he was.
Beans, man, beans, Minerals.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:24, archived)

last time i saw him we ended up clubbing on a school night and barred from all the casinos via mugshots

( mongychops, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:29, archived)

hahaha
last time I saw him was when he slept on my sofa in 2005 or something.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:36, archived)

I'd say there's only a few of those I've not met
and a few more that I have.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:23, archived)

i'd have no idea who've i've met, fucking ages

( mongychops, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:31, archived)

spacefish, obviously.
from board: Mystery Bob, Eclectech, The Neville, Doghorse, GMoS
from talk: Wormulus, Fouricci, Gonzo
more than that, don't remember all the usernames though.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:28, archived)

:(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:36, archived)

FUCK
yes, and SSG, of course. I didn't forget you, I was reciting all the names in my head before I wrote the post but I can only hold so many, it's sort of a FIFO.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:38, archived)

its fine
i don't mind
honest
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 13:27, archived)