I feel I've let you all down very badly
I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me. I have come to realise that b3ta is a place for mature and sensible debate and that puerile humour is not not welcome here. I shall endeavour to be much more sensible in future.
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:07, archived)

shall we all talk about how this makes us feel and what we've all learned from this experience?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:10, archived)

let's not eh
                             
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)

no

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:18, archived)

oh wow I got dubs
imagine that
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)

nice work

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:29, archived)

What do you think of the BMW?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:14, archived)

I bet you like a BMW.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:18, archived)

(=Black Man's Willy)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:18, archived)

They're generally more aesthetically pleasing than honky schlongs
and certainly those peculiar straggly bits of flesh that orientals use to breed.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:54, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:56, archived)

u love the cock

( mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)

Only big beautiful black ones, mind.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)

No point settling for second best in this life.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:10, archived)

it's on like honky schlong

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:02, archived)

Haww jyeah.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:09, archived)

i'm not sure i can trust you anymore, i forgive you tho

( mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:20, archived)

Nice one
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
( broadsword, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:47, archived)

that's very considerate of you
you've won me over and have my respect from this point on
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:50, archived)

I see what you did there

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:25, archived)

wanky wank wankety wank wank

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:57, archived)

ffs are you determined to ruin this forum for everyone?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)

and yet the mods do nothing about it, pricks

( mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:08, archived)

STFU JAYSUM

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:04, archived)

Baldmonkey would never give up like that.
He'd pretend to, sure, but he'd be back the next day flooding the board with slightly different inane bullshit.

I thought you were better than baldmonkey. Perhaps I was wrong.
( Zuowan, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:17, archived)

prick

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:25, archived)

wanker

( Zuowan, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:31, archived)

you fucking stupid fucking cunt
x
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:21, archived)

alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot
/ac
( H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)

alright wank

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)

I forgive you.
Of course peurile humour is welcome here. It's the constant repetition that makes it tedious. Try to put more variety in your childish attention seeking.
( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:24, archived)

wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:26, archived)

clickin this

( mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:39, archived)

i see the being omnispective is really paying off for you
yup, really paying off
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:41, archived)

pro tip: Try hovering the mouse over his post to see how sorry wank really is.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:28, archived)

lol I no

( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:31, archived)

Well then smite him back into the sandbox please

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:32, archived)

don't tell me how to mod

( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:35, archived)

YOU'RE NOT THE REAL GOD

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:58, archived)

i agree and i am glad you have come to your senses

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:36, archived)

I doubt it, this seems more like the lull at the eye of his internet breakdown.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:14, archived)