What's the best thing you ever saw on b3ta?
"Optimus Prime isn't even in my top 10 favourite Transformers" is one of mine. Also, that time that bloke told everyone how he hacks girls emails, then claimed he was looking when everyone pointed out how creepy (not to mention illegal) it was.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:08, archived)

Any time someone has a full on breakdown is funny
Unless it's an actual breakdown, of course
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:09, archived)

it always is

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 14:50, archived)

Does the one where that psychotic australian claims to have doxxed everyone to their employers still exist?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 16:20, archived)

yes

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 16:24, archived)

I think they quietly removed off topic without me noticing.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 16:29, archived)

Also if anyone can post a link to psycho Australian or Wormulous flounce I would be thankful. Just been reading through most of Pooflake vs Monty which kept me very entertained.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 16:32, archived)

Closest I could find
b3ta.com/questions/internetmeets/post1401103
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 16:46, archived)

Cheers Cheers!
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 17:02, archived)

That guy that turned out to be a paedo.
Or the trousers at the wedding
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:18, archived)

If the clothes are so important to you then why don't you make the clothes the God-parent instead of me? If you want me to the God-parent then let me wear my own God damn clothes

(dribble, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 19:08, archived)

Sexface getting his nose broken for fucking some other forum users missus

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:19, archived)

i thought that was Hexface

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 14:35, archived)

Hexy was a nonce.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 2 Feb 2021, 16:24, archived)

guy i was working with today swears theres a straight double of jimmy saville wandering around
totes unfussed about the apparent likeness

now, it does make me wonder, did he ever really die?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 16:40, archived)

Yes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 0:03, archived)

cough BraynDedd cough

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 16:51, archived)

Wormulous’ epic flounce

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:21, archived)

And his mate , the comedy at the George bloke

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:23, archived)

Free entry for b3tans
If the search feature wasn’t fucked I’d post.a link
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:26, archived)

And a free touching up from a dirty old man in his 50s

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:28, archived)

Teh Hoodbutter b4sh

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:30, archived)

rip
b3ta.com/questions/notme/post1356853
(dribble, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:27, archived)

"I DONE A LEAPING FUCK INTO A PROZZIE AND DONE A CUM OUT HER BUM"
is pure poetry. Wherever you are, Mumps, I hope you and your family are well. I mean that sincerely
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:41, archived)

he's in Glasgow

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:58, archived)

poor bastard.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 14:57, archived)

EdsMeds
A genuine IRL, on-the-fucking-news Walter Mitty nutjob

I can't remember the details sadly but hopefully someone autistic like dozer will
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:39, archived)

he claimed to be a doctor or a spy or something
He would send creepy, bullshit-filled gazzes to Lady Boarder's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:42, archived)

wohoo, nice one 'search'
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1219741/Victim-lying-Major-TA-girl-fell-serial-fantasist-said-hed-Army-medic-fighter-pilot-psychiatrist.html
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:44, archived)

collarspace was pretty funny, as was emvee's lego porn stuff
and Resident Loon's motorola startac
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:54, archived)

Oh shit, the Lego. Forgot about that one

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:56, archived)

ah yes, 'stentorian tones'
b3ta.com/questions/Gettingothersintotrouble/post1761437
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 14:18, archived)

You're just not putting the effort into your lies these days.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 14:26, archived)

I look back on that one with a mixture of amusement and embarrassment tbh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 14:29, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/thingskidssay/post1974955?highlight=answers-post-1976077
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 14:30, archived)

It's such a shame all those valued forum chums were bullied off the site by the horrid /talk trolls, isn't it?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 15:12, archived)

a cultural crime of brobdingnagian proportions

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 15:14, archived)

ye gods what a bunch of shitty dick fucktards

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 15:42, archived)

Grand

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 14:31, archived)

Is that some kind of performance-art trolling? No one is that ridiculous.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 20:24, archived)

oh shit, and pooflake's meltdown

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:59, archived)

Was Pooflake Poo flake or Poof lake?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 16:16, archived)

Poo flake, I believe
Think I asked him once
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 16:22, archived)

A mystery solved.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 16:27, archived)

I don't like not knowing things

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 16:37, archived)

Pooflake!
Pooflake?
Pooflake.
(Ronnie Corbett makes for a box, and gets out a poo flake. He places it on the counter)
No, pooflake!
Well there you are, pooflake!
No, pooflake! Lake for poof!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 16:32, archived)

*canned laughter* Right, now I need a fat blackock

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 20:27, archived)

I like this thread

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 14:07, archived)

Either 'Kill Your Parents' or 'B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Birmingham, POW' maybe.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 14:26, archived)

more than ten people at the same time

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 14:36, archived)

Some of the old /board flounces were fun.
I think they're all just redexes and long-gone replies by deleted users now, like tears in rain.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 15:22, archived)

I blame Monty Boyce.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 15:30, archived)

You know what?
I have no idea
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 16:21, archived)

I liked the time Queef's mate cut off a drug dealer's head with a samurai sword and bunged it down a rubbish bin chute
and the rozzers were like, well done m8, top work there lad, have a pint on us.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 2 Feb 2021, 16:27, archived)

invisible simpsons

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 19:24, archived)

I didn't see that

(dribble, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 19:48, archived)

Well that was alright
I like it when people talk about things they like
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 19:25, archived)

Generous posteriors

(dribble, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 19:48, archived)

CVMA

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 20:24, archived)