Good hour and a half after noon time
Currently 20 degrees here and a really nice day and I am stuck in the house due to a major dose of cant-be-arsed-itis. Lazy day doing fuck all it is then.
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 13:31, archived)

I'm seriously considering eating a packet of smarties

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 13:41, archived)

I refuse to eat smarties since they fucked with the colours

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:56, archived)

Write some acid house, I say.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 14:12, archived)

I like that one that goes weebly-wurbly-bloop.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Aug 2021, 16:58, archived)

Allow me to arrange it for you
weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop
(pause)
weebly-weebly-wurble weebly-weebly-wurble weebly-weebly-wurble weebly-weebly-wurble weebly-weebly-wurble weebly-weebly-wurble weebly-weebly-wurble weebly-weebly-wurble weebly-weebly-wurble weebly-weebly-wurble weebly-weebly-wurble weebly-weebly-wurble weebly-weebly-wurble weebly-weebly-wurble weebly-weebly-wurble weebly-weebly-wuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbllllllllllleeeeeeeee
(pause)
bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop weebly-wurbly-bloop
(headbutt spring reverb unit)
(Repeat everything but with the decay/release times turned up)
(end on random note)
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 17:56, archived)

I think Mcbeef has the Warp reissue of that.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:40, archived)

This is good, always do this from now on

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:43, archived)

I'm watching Black Mass, it's not bad so far

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 14:28, archived)

A bloke just walked by and said ' love the trainers ' I'm a cool hip dude eh

( mongychops, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 14:39, archived)

so it would seem, happy days
I had a fellow walk into the pub I was in a few weeks ago, congratulate me on my Beatnuts t shirt, then walk straight back out again.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 14:46, archived)

that was me m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 Aug 2021, 14:49, archived)

you're a lot blacker than I thought

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 15:08, archived)

I'm blacker than Purple Aki

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 Aug 2021, 15:13, archived)

Aki house

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:43, archived)

B p
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t shirt
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Aug 2021, 17:09, archived)

That too

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 17:57, archived)

yeah I quite enjoyed that one

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 14:45, archived)

I like Johnny Depp on the whole, shame his private life has fucked with his career

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 14:47, archived)

he's a decent actor, it would be all too easy to dismiss him as just a pretty face
Bit like Brad Pitt.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 Aug 2021, 14:58, archived)

I am, actually, good point

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 15:00, archived)

what, you're rhyming slang for a shit?
*checks notes*

Sounds legit.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 Aug 2021, 15:03, archived)

I'm not Eartha Kitt, no

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 15:04, archived)

yeah you are

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 Aug 2021, 15:14, archived)

Battlefield Eartha Kitt

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:48, archived)

Eartha Kitt, Eartha Assembled.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:49, archived)

he's more versatile than he often gets credit for

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 15:32, archived)

True, but he has mostly been a bloated mess phoning in his performances for the last 15 years or so.
I do lol at how toxic Disney's flop Lone Ranger is now, what with the triple-whammy of Armie Hammer and Johnny Depp in redface. I actually quite enjoyed it, despite it being approximately six hours too long.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 15:39, archived)

he did absolutely phone in his performance in the last Pirates
and Lone Ranger was a mess, for a host of different reasons
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 15:43, archived)

Still would

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 16:37, archived)

lol

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 16:47, archived)

Maybe at one time, now he just plays “Johnny Depp in another movie”.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:46, archived)

I find him most convincing when he plays people who are messed up from taking lots of drugs.
I guess that's why he often gets picked for those roles.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 20:01, archived)

-w

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:44, archived)