Hi knoblet's, having a nice day?
Lovely sunny one here, about to get the rotisserie going, jerk chicken here we come. In a very good mood today after a cracking night out.

The only thing that would make today better would be if I were to masturbate a manatee.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 May 2023, 15:13, archived)

I'm jerking my chicken as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 May 2023, 15:13, archived)

I got a jerk marinade recipe off a mate whose dad was Jamaican. It's fucking great.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 28 May 2023, 16:23, archived)

And therefore probably also more authentic than yours, is what I'm saying here.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 28 May 2023, 16:23, archived)

If I may?
If the authenticity of a recipe comes from the ethnicity of the parents of the supplier of the recipe...
and given that I am willing to bet that your mate had only one Jamaican parent, otherwise why mention just the dad...
then, by my calculations, this endows your recipe with exactly 50% authenticity.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 22:29, archived)

JaFAKEan jerk chicken, more like!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 8:08, archived)

Nice schunt variant below

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 28 May 2023, 20:43, archived)

What was the ethnicity of both parents of the person who supplied the recipe? It's important or I wouldn't ask.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 22:32, archived)

my day so far has been blissfully quiet
apart from being sicked on a bit by the baby
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 May 2023, 16:42, archived)

I've spent the afternoon fingering a fruit bat

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 28 May 2023, 16:50, archived)

Galaxy Quest is on.

(Planearm, Sun 28 May 2023, 16:58, archived)

a decent film
ruined by Tim Allen
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 May 2023, 17:03, archived)

The neighbour is flagrantly smoking weed and stinking up all the gardens and houses (cause we've all got our windows open cause of the nice weather and that).
Not even inviting folk round to join him.

Wanker.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 28 May 2023, 18:28, archived)

-l +r

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 18:31, archived)

"fork"?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 28 May 2023, 18:32, archived)

fragrantly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 20:46, archived)

i can explain if you want

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 22:05, archived)

And the other neighbour has a horde of shrieking children in their hot tub
- and half a dozen yapping dogs in their yard.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 28 May 2023, 18:31, archived)

Have you considered moving somewhere less shit?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 28 May 2023, 18:54, archived)

Are you working class or something?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 28 May 2023, 19:04, archived)

Children in a hot tub
Yapping dogs
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 28 May 2023, 20:29, archived)

How awful.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 28 May 2023, 20:41, archived)

This is meant to be a nice suburban neighbourhood
- but I'm afraid the Cyberpunk 2020 predictions were right :(
Gentrification of downtown neighbourhoods drove the disenfranchised into the suburbs, causing white flight from the suburbs into new arcologies, leaving the middleclass zones of the 1990s to become the Combat Zone of the 21st century.

I'm chipping in, got the wire in my veins choomba. Adrenochrome logic!

Or I could join the Neighbourhood Watch, I suppose.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 28 May 2023, 23:21, archived)

Erdoğan has only gone and done it

( $$ ✅, Sun 28 May 2023, 19:43, archived)

Er ğo dan it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 22:04, archived)