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Evening bollocks to you all
I'm in Hebden Bridge again. Don't stand on ceremony.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 19:22, archived)
*stalks*
Pretty town
2.5 hours from Pisa
Be afraid

JOKING FOR HEAVENS SAKE/ Bou stereotype joke
(Bou-, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 19:32, archived)
I've stalked worse

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 19:53, archived)
You socially engineered your way into being able to call someone up at work?
My soulmate
(Bou-, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 20:04, archived)
Hey whoa there

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 20:10, archived)
I think that was the event that got South Africa blocked from accessing b3ta
Rob had just got sick of dealing with her shit and went nuclear.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 21:53, archived)
and yet many other b3ta users poison the well and go unpunished.
Rob's randomly-applied hands-on approach reaping the rewards, whether you get banned or FP'd (or both) is entirely at the whim of a cunt who stopped caring about this place 15 years ago.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 22:40, archived)
I agree with this toxic cunt ^

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 23:26, archived)
Please stop replying to my posts.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 8:27, archived)
I do not consent to whatever this is.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 14:33, archived)
She was stalking and harassing people outside the confines of b3ta and the internet
I'm not sure what you're talking about but I doubt it gets much worse than what she did.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 9:02, archived)
tell that to Hexachordal

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 14:32, archived)
way ahead of you here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 17:22, archived)
Is that the bit between the balls & the bumhole?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 19:34, archived)
lol

(Bou-, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 19:35, archived)
That is precisely where it is

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 19:51, archived)
aka 'the Runcorn'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 21:43, archived)
Heh, gonna be using that in future.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 21 Sep 2023, 7:39, archived)
Are the trains on strike again?

(Planearm, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 19:51, archived)
I don't fucking know or care

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 19:52, archived)
What else is there in HB?

(Planearm, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 19:53, archived)
Cake

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 19:55, archived)
And the Trades Club

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 19:56, archived)
Trousers and lesbians

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 19:59, archived)
and arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 20:00, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 20:02, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 21:27, archived)
mofaha

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 21:32, archived)
^trainsphobe

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 21:41, archived)
I hope so

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 22:07, archived)
Correct me if I'm wrong
but I think you'll find it's the train drivers that strike and not the actual trains
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 23:05, archived)

Ever since the chattering classes invaded Hebden Bridge
And priced the likes of me and mine
To the pots of the Pennine Ridge
To South East Wales I was forced to flee
And now I have no job
That's why tonight I'm sitting on top of Lord Hereford's Knob
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 20:01, archived)
Old Geoff Davies just died
You wonder who'll put the Biccies records out now.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 20:03, archived)
Shit I typed that and there's people next to me talking about his funeral arrangements

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 20:04, archived)
leave no witnesses

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 21:17, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 20:51, archived)
Loads of lezzers there

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 20:04, archived)
They serve good cake

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 20:04, archived)
21 bollock salute

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 20:10, archived)
Is Hitler present?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 20:12, archived)
I can't say.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 20:19, archived)
he is always with us

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 22:08, archived)

When the evening bollocks
When the evening bollocks
When the evening bollocks goes down
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 20:57, archived)