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Well
that was nice.

What else was nice?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:08, archived)
Whatever you're referring to I'm sure it was vile and I'm very upset.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:20, archived)
It was a cup of coffee and some chocolate

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 14:06, archived)
DISGUSTING

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 14:18, archived)
MODS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 14:44, archived)
DESPICABLE

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:18, archived)
PHWOAR

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:42, archived)
SHIT THE BED

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:54, archived)
Do you like owls?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:58, archived)
MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Aug 2025, 20:19, archived)
we know m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 20:24, archived)
Just making sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Aug 2025, 21:51, archived)
life

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:42, archived)
I'd rather have a piece of ghost

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:46, archived)
Which part?
Probably its ghoulies AHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:15, archived)
The phantummy

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:16, archived)
+ the operae is gonnae chib ye

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 16:00, archived)
toasticles

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:47, archived)
The BOObies

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 16:38, archived)
Hawkwind

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 14:29, archived)
Eagleguffs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Aug 2025, 14:43, archived)
Sparrowfarts

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 14:45, archived)
Penguinsharts

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:18, archived)
Titparps

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:01, archived)
Alan +

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:02, archived)

l n n l
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:06, archived)
To the tune of 'Crazy Horses.'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Aug 2025, 18:39, archived)
I saw them a couple of years ago at a day festival
and also used to see Nik Turner around a lot when I was a kid as he lived around our way and did hours-long freestying gigs with multiple drummers. He was a local legend!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 14:50, archived)
A lad I was friends with as a kid, his dad lived in rural Wales near to Turner's gaff and he knew him from parties, he claimed to have given Nik his first poppers
Matey's dad was an old hippy who bought an entire valley off an aristocratic junkie in the 70s, they grew weed there. It was fucking awful weed. I ended up employing Stephen Graham's wife, and this was while Band of Brothers was being filmed, and that, dear Garold, is how I ended up selling Brad Pitt an ounce of bright green, terrible weed. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 16:19, archived)
... I'm afraid I was veh, veh drunk

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 16:32, archived)
Wales climate is not really great for weed production.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:38, archived)
This was grown in a greenhouse at best

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 19:13, archived)
Brad Pitt wasn't in Band of Brothers,
you must be thinking of Simon Pegg.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 9:21, archived)
alwaez

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 9:30, archived)
i know the guy that used to do like the drums for them he was in the band for the hitty pot job and has an amazing moustache

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 16:46, archived)
his son is good at it too

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 16:47, archived)
good at moustache?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:00, archived)
so good

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:47, archived)
£10 says Martin Griffin

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:15, archived)
offer retracted, he ded

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:16, archived)
holy shit he's dead?
well i guess i knew him. he was a regular in the pub where i used to live. lovely bloke. i had no idea he died.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:49, archived)
2020

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:50, archived)
yeah i saw that. fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:51, archived)
2020 vision

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 22:11, archived)
f f fucklevision, f fucklevision

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 2:16, archived)
Fucking COVID

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:56, archived)
69

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:19, archived)
dunno yet, gonna have a go on some organic wine tonight, see if it's a/ nice and b/ not as hangovery

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 18:02, archived)
a) might well be, but likely a reasonable percentage of what you paid is for it to be organic, not for whether or not it's actually decent
b) won't make any difference m8 soz. high tannins or simply high abv + dehydration will give you a hangover no matter what fertiliser the producer has or hasn't used

tl;dr do be quiet Queef, there's a love
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 18:45, archived)
pretty much what I figured tbh, I'm just a desperate old man searching for a solution that lets me get a bit pissed during the week and function the next day

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 19:03, archived)
Best of British m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 19:15, archived)
The 10 and a half hour sleep I had last night

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 18:10, archived)
not enough

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 18:16, archived)
result

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 19:17, archived)
The National Institute for Clinical Excellence

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 21:23, archived)