your all gay for the afternoon

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 12:07, archived)

you bet your bottom I am

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 12:09, archived)

bit below the belt, m8

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 12:10, archived)

milk, milk, lemonade, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 12:30, archived)

round the corner your all gay

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 12:33, archived)

^ enjoys a Roddy Bottum

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jan 2026, 12:12, archived)

my all gay what lol

( .Yeti., Wed 28 Jan 2026, 12:13, archived)

hello new person
oh no yourallgay.com is borked :( sadface
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 12:17, archived)

Well that's me getting killed then . Don't like homos here

( mongychops, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 12:14, archived)

they really don't. lucky nobody is a sausage bender there
holding hands is just friendly
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 12:18, archived)

the russians are a bit anti-homo as well

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 12:19, archived)

And what about when afternoon turns to evening?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 12:25, archived)

On comes the evening dress

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 28 Jan 2026, 12:31, archived)

Gay.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jan 2026, 12:40, archived)

i have no penis and i must spunk

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 13:17, archived)

You *are* a penis m8.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jan 2026, 14:03, archived)

i knob m8

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 15:02, archived)

what's the mark up for changing the word order?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 17:27, archived)

<dyslexic>

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 17:34, archived)

Thank you, gayness fairy!

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 12:45, archived)

you silly goose

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 13:14, archived)

*honks*

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 14:26, archived)

phwoar!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 17:32, archived)

g
y
es u
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Jan 2026, 19:03, archived)

well this is awkward, I was planning a fairly hetero day to be honest

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 13:22, archived)

why tho?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 13:50, archived)

habit i suppose

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jan 2026, 0:50, archived)

waaaay ahead of you

(piss and shit, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 13:39, archived)

-w +g

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 13:50, archived)

just burned my mouth on an almond croissant

(piss and shit, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 14:16, archived)

-rn +mm

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 14:31, archived)

Well that certainly sounds gay, so your story checks out.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 14:35, archived)

I've never come over a little queer!
Lol!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 14:16, archived)

Yes you have. I saw you
I was there.
( $$ ✅, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 14:32, archived)

Oh shit, yeah
Alright, well probably once. Certainly no more than three times
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 14:44, archived)

I preferred my granny's phrase for homosexuality.
She once quietly told me that a family friend was "a bit... AC/DC."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 14:37, archived)

That means bi, doesn't it?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 14:45, archived)

famously yes

(piss and shit, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 15:28, archived)

I don't think she was au fait with the ins and outs of the topic

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 15:42, archived)

it was a cover
she was secretly a bull dagger
(piss and shit, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 15:49, archived)

Presumably 'a bit' also implies bi-ness, as opposed to 100% totes gayballs

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 16:34, archived)

Unfortunately she's been dead for 29 years, so we can't ask her for confirmation.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 17:45, archived)

More excuses
Bad form, m8
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 18:04, archived)

Alright, fuck's sake, I'll dig her up and stick electrodes on her skeleton

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 21:08, archived)

It's a Long Way to the Bottom (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll)

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 14:45, archived)

For Those About To Suck Cock

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jan 2026, 14:58, archived)

We Skin Flute You

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 15:03, archived)

go on then

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 16:14, archived)

Sack in crack

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 16:35, archived)

Let there be cock

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 16:37, archived)

Bumderfuck

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 16:38, archived)

My aunt referred to someone as being "a bit light on his feet"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 14:49, archived)

my family used 'confirmed bachelor' as their euphemism of choice

(piss and shit, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 15:29, archived)

My grandparents said 'one of them'.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jan 2026, 16:08, archived)

Isn't that more for racism? I'd hate to get it wrong and offend someone.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 16:12, archived)

IIRC, this was nearly 40 years ago, it was said in relation to famous negro, Kenneth Williams.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Jan 2026, 16:52, archived)

evil edna was a nazi

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 17:38, archived)

All xenophobia tastes the same
/really
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 21:07, archived)

Nuh-uh, my afternoon has boobies and a front bottom and everything.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 16:40, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 17:32, archived)

Yes but only lady ones

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 17:47, archived)

Chesticles

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 28 Jan 2026, 21:00, archived)