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morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 4:56, archived)
You’re not my real morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 5:40, archived)
yes i am
now tidy your room or you'll get no eggs
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 6:15, archived)
+sm

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 6:30, archived)
too late, there he is vv

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 6:48, archived)
eggssm

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 7:30, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 6:45, archived)
thank god you're here i was floundering

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 6:51, archived)
I'm the king of the 'morning' thread.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 6:57, archived)
my liege

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 7:10, archived)
hadde anon growen

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:45, archived)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 6:49, archived)
no need for that m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 6:52, archived)
MIL dead
Australia here I come :(
Hope I can get a table at Firedoor
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 8:07, archived)
Is that what they call crematoriums down under, interesting, I'd have assumed they'd say "fireys"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 8:46, archived)
Cremos

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:15, archived)
Aren't they called 'smokos'?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:42, archived)
Strewth

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:15, archived)
Why
Did she leave a stipulation in her will that she wanted her funeral at a renowned restaurant and her body to be bbq'd?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:18, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 12:36, archived)
+F

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:37, archived)
Ffiredore, there's lovely mm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:41, archived)
Just had a look at the menu
Christ, the prices! Obviously, it's all top quality stuff, but you don't seem to get much for your money, except the experience
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 10:48, archived)
Things cost a lot over there I believe

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 12:38, archived)
My Own Rectum Never Isn’t Not Gaping

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 8:49, archived)
oh my god

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:19, archived)
Deftonezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:42, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 8:59, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 15:42, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:01, archived)
morning smashypoos

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:19, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 10:43, archived)
Morning
in breaking news I'm transferring my mobile phone provider to another bargain SIM only deal. I expect the number to be ported across today. Exciting times!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:19, archived)
/unsubscribe

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:19, archived)
Nop.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:42, archived)
Alright garold

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:29, archived)
Yep
good weekend. Brother in law and his boyfriend moved into their new house and I fixed a leaky sink in our own bathroom. How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:43, archived)
Daughter's birthday.
Absolutely shattered.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 10:02, archived)

ferring my mobile phone provider to another bargain SIM only deal. I expect the number to be ported across today. Exciting times! itioning
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:39, archived)
who dis

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 11:32, archived)
Broken has morning, like the birst fird

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Feb 2026, 10:29, archived)
Alright gonz

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 10:35, archived)