Good afternoon, penis's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 12:07, archived)

Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 12:10, archived)

shut up you stupid prick

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 12:11, archived)

Bit rude.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 12:16, archived)

YOUR WELCOME

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 12:17, archived)

^ unrepentant paedophile

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 13:51, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 12:22, archived)

Hullo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 12:42, archived)

it's been an hour and nobody has mentioned that apostrophe
standards really are slipping here.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 12:57, archived)

-nobody +no-ones'

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 13:32, archived)

You misunderstand, I'm not being a pedant.
I'm just disappointed that the standards of pedantry have dropped here.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 10:11, archived)

It's a fucking disgrac'e

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 13:52, archived)

di'sgrace

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:24, archived)

i thought we all pretended it wasnt there, so that he doesnt hurt us
- also, i need to borrow a few stray apostroafs now and then
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:09, archived)

It's a catostrophe!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:55, archived)

word

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 13:27, archived)

Bird is the word, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 13:53, archived)

Nah the words up

( mongychops, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 17:05, archived)

I thought fresh is the word?

( broadsword, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 19:32, archived)

Keith Chegwin (17 January 1957 – 11 December 2017), also known by the nickname Cheggers, was an English television presenter and actor, appearing in several children's entertainment shows in the 1970s and 1980s, including Multi-Coloured Swap Shop and Cheggers Plays Pop.
( Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Apr 2026, 14:32, archived)

So true m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 14:50, archived)

Cheggers plays popped his clogs

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:04, archived)

He chegged out

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:28, archived)

Deceith Chegwin

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 16:14, archived)

Keith Deadwin

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 16:37, archived)

Cheggers Plays Dead

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 18:10, archived)

alright

( $$ ✅, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 14:38, archived)

y, u

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 14:50, archived)

y, c

( $$ ✅, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 14:54, archived)

c

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:50, archived)

LISTEN I never had a relationship with the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and his accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell ok?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:23, archived)

WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!!
what do you think of my vaguetruthing?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:26, archived)

weird she did a press conference about it

( $$ ✅, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:40, archived)

She had to address the rumors that no one had heard.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 16:05, archived)

Alright 'Billy Bullshit'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:57, archived)

It's like Tubbs in The League Of Gentlemen yelling "We didn't burn him!", just as the copper is leaving.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Apr 2026, 15:57, archived)

I CAN I CAN'T

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 16:10, archived)

David Bowie Knife

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 18:21, archived)

Olivia Neutron-Bomb

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 18:22, archived)

Reese, With 'er spoon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 18:23, archived)

Taylor Swift Kick Up The Arse

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Apr 2026, 18:23, archived)