evening

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 12:32, archived)

How odding
Finished work already and on the beers in the sunshine listening to noughties euphoric trance for some reason!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:07, archived)

nice
I started work at 1pm, so I'll be sitting in a shed until about 9.30
(piss and shit, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:14, archived)

-or +an

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:48, archived)

+h

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 14:25, archived)

niche

(piss and shit, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:11, archived)

-tarted work at 1pm, so I'll be sitting in a shed until about 9.30 +hit my pants lol

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:29, archived)

Haha no way lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:38, archived)

wait what
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:40, archived)

I think it's a ruse

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:44, archived)

no it's not stop lying

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:47, archived)

I am glitching here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't stack up here
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 14:11, archived)

I am glitching here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't stack up here
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:05, archived)

I am glitching here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't stack up here
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:32, archived)

pffffff you two xx

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:16, archived)

+ need to get a room

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 21:52, archived)

Always

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 22:43, archived)

Is it tho

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:49, archived)

I think you’re being untruthful

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 14:26, archived)

I've just made Rick Stein's leftover lamb shepherd's pie
There are significant flaws in the recipe. Prick Stain, I now call him.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:07, archived)

didn't he have any plans for them?

(piss and shit, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:11, archived)

Do wot m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:56, archived)

his leftovers

(piss and shit, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:29, archived)

Are you sure you didn't add a tablespoon of significant flaws instead of a teaspoon?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:20, archived)

I followed it to the letter before having to save it
For one thing there's a handful of flat leaf parsley which appears in the ingredients list but is never referred to again. The suggested dice on the carrots is too big and would have resulted in large chunks of near-raw veg in the final dish. Also too much carrot. Nowhere near enough liquid, a good 200-250ml short.

tl;dr I'm a better cook than Stein's mother who he blames for this abomination, and having tweaked the recipe there is now the perfect amount of significant flaws
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:00, archived)

Near-raw vag

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:49, archived)

Oh Rick is a TERRIBLE cook
I have zero idea why he isn't seen right through tbh and have never understood it
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:22, archived)

Mind you, Marcus Waering is it didn't cover himself in glory here, either. A very poor receipt that involved about three days' work for a dull, dull, dull result
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:23, archived)

honestly the very furthest west you should ever go to understand how to cook lamb is Glyfada beach. Nothing nearer than that is worth cutting short their plaintive little bleats for
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:26, archived)

MasterChef should show that contestant telling Wareing to fuck himself

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:05, archived)

At least Stein seems nice, imagine being stuck in a lift with Wareing

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:12, archived)

I take great pains to ensure there is next-to-no chance of me ever being in a lift with either of them
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:20, archived)

This is exactly what someone would say at the start of a horror film

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:54, archived)

lolololol
The Padstow Chain Restaurant Massacre
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:58, archived)

Alright, Robert Rankin.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Apr 2026, 20:23, archived)

pfffff

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 20:40, archived)

He is a cantankerous drunk by all accounts

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:01, archived)

His ex wife Gill has a LOT to say about his behaviour

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:47, archived)

Yeah but he seems nice on telly, and isn't that what *really* counts?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:14, archived)

Nah you can see he has a temper on him

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:29, archived)

When he gets done for gbh I'll worry.

( mongychops, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:47, archived)

yeah, he's a celebrity chef, don't they all

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 18:13, archived)

Not Heston

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 18:54, archived)

Yeah, when he smashes your face in it's bipolar, not rage.
Like brb.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:55, archived)

Rusty can't be awful? She is so happy

( mongychops, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 23:20, archived)

MiseryCunt, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:44, archived)

Fóooooooooóooooo. Ooooooooooooooo dddddddd d

( mongychops, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:10, archived)

You betcha

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:35, archived)

Ffs
Dad went to hospital for his check-up and they've admitted him. The fluid round his heart has got worse. Mum has had to cancel their holiday for this weekend and he's going to be spending his 80th birthday in hospital.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:53, archived)

Boo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:35, archived)

sorry :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 18:16, archived)

that is rubbish for them and I'm sorry to read it
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:18, archived)

I'm freaking out
Neither of his parents made it past 75 and my mum's parents were both dead by 72, so I'm trying very hard to convince myself that this isn't as bad as I think.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 21:26, archived)

Ohhhhh xxxxx
It's so so tough
I hope you can find some peace and calm but know it's so difficult
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 22:43, archived)

Big cliché to say I know but he's in the right place to get treatment, and it's been picked up, and they will do a grand job of helping him I am sure
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 22:45, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:41, archived)