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Right, let’s get this Tuesday bollocks over with.
What’s on the schedule for today?
(, Tue 19 May 2026, 6:47, Reply)
A run, followed by a full day of hearing the letters A & I repeatedly until I’m lulled into a coma
I enjoyed the run, let’s see how the rest of the day goes…

You may now reply with ‘comedy’ alternatives to what A & I stand for
alt: AI bollocks
(, Tue 19 May 2026, 6:52, Reply)
I’m guessing your day is going to be full of Scousers and sailors then.

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 7:12, Reply)
Isn’t it always?

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 7:24, Reply)
Anal intruder?

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 8:59, Reply)
Accident and Immergency

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:22, Reply)
DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:26, Reply)

accident and immergency, diplomatic immunity, spitting truths with impunity, this is sheer lunacy, nobody's into me, until they can't be seen, then put my music on, then they know it's their song, feels so right, can't be wrong, cut down my rivals like slicing up errm bits of caike I'm a word warrior I am very sad I am fifty-seven years old I'll be down in a minute mum
(, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:20, Reply)
11/10

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:44, Reply)
darling Queefy tysm x

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:45, Reply)
SORRY MR RUDD

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 13:17, Reply)
Aempsey and Iakepeace

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:30, Reply)
amazing insights! astonishing intellect! anal infarction!

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:17, Reply)
Asian Incest

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 14:51, Reply)
At least one boring conversation about how sending json in your integration is not the same as sending fully rendered html.

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 7:15, Reply)
json donvn? From Neighbours?

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 7:17, Reply)

{
"celebrity": "Jason Donovan",
"areThey": No
}
(, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:05, Reply)
WELL IT ISN'T

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:36, Reply)
json and the arguments

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 13:26, Reply)
Listening to drexciya

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 7:40, Reply)
I don’t know what that is, so I’m just going to nod and smile.

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 7:46, Reply)
DREXCIYA YFSFC CAN'T YOU READ???

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 7:53, Reply)
He’s dysrexic

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 8:08, Reply)
You insnesetive batsard.

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 9:20, Reply)
SEGA

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:51, Reply)
this subthread has made me veyr ahpyp

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:51, Reply)
Annoyance and work

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 8:14, Reply)
Well, it’s nice that the annoyance is scheduled, so at least you know when it’s coming.

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 8:18, Reply)
Went swimming, now chilling

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 8:21, Reply)
Swimming in a pool or the sea or a river or an oversized toilet or what?

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 9:19, Reply)
It's south-east Asia, the rivers are all oversized toilets

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 9:29, Reply)
Not like in good ol' Blighty, of course.

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 9:57, Reply)
Where they're like holding pens for supermarkets and needle exchange schemes

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:14, Reply)
+i

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:15, Reply)
mr horribile, good one ma'am

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:15, Reply)
Sea

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 9:37, Reply)

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(, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:51, Reply)
I passed by that Tommeh march on Saturday
caught the tail end of it. Lots of pasty people wearing leggings and cheap flags but didn't seem too bad. Just seen a long post by a former friend on the socials about how great it was. He really has gone down the rabbit hole.
(, Tue 19 May 2026, 9:33, Reply)
That's not what I asked, garold.
Can you please at least try to pay attention?
(, Tue 19 May 2026, 9:53, Reply)
Yeah. Alright. Antifa or something.
that's what I'm doing. Or some other woke shit.
(, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:29, Reply)
Ok that's better. Put some more wokeness into the world, fight back against the tide of bellends.

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:31, Reply)
"didn't seem too bad"
Yes, they're just poor misunderstood fascist sympathisers.
(, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:27, Reply)
They just mostly looked like people who'd missed the National Express after a stop
and had been waiting at Chievely services for several weeks.
(, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:29, Reply)
You're right, the important thing about far-right rallies is your impression of what the attendees looked like.

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 10:47, Reply)
I think it's good to bring some balance
while many reported on the exciting bits of the rallie, I wanted to report that the bit I saw was little bit sad and not very interesting.
(, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:04, Reply)

garold. garold. please get a grip of yourself. this is very very bad. it's very bad. it's very very very bad. are we quite clear on this point. happy to recap anything you feel I went past too quickly here
(, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:06, Reply)
Yes, but I didn't see the very, very bad bits
I only saw the sad end bits where they were draped in Union flags drinking Stella. And the leggings. I can't get over how many of them were wearing leggings.

To me this is very, very bad indeed. Not as bad as the whole racism stuff but still very, very bad.

The banality of evil and all that.
(, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:14, Reply)
^ puts the 'anal' into 'banality'.

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:30, Reply)
morning,
morning
(, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:22, Reply)
Hi

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 13:21, Reply)
:)

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 14:20, Reply)
I know. the ordinary world and its terrible cruelties
for me, the knowing that the tide sweeping along sweeps also those who are just not much more than bystanders. as are we all of course. not full of evil or unkindness. probably, certainly, indeed, capable of the usual slight generosities which fall as blessings, impossible blessings, between us. made up of memories, of regrets, of desires, of hopes still. infinitely graceful, wondrous, ordinary in leggings. just people
(, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:43, Reply)
In my head I read that out with Richard Burton's voice
and then the opening chords of War Of The Worlds kicked in.
(, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:47, Reply)
So you went to a Tommy Robinson rally and now you reckon there's a war coming, gotcha

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:49, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:00, Reply)

this is the best feedback I have EVER had, thank you xxxxxxx
(, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:59, Reply)

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(, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:14, Reply)