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The SNP went from being a small operation
to the government of Scotland in a very short time. They never went through the process of building governance over time, and they never got to make mistakes along the way and be forced to be transparent and accountable. The problem is, they've not suffered electorally from this so they won't be under pressure to face up to their issues.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 May 2026, 12:50, archived)
STURGEON FOR PM!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:01, archived)
I saw her on Loose Women once, she's so dreamy.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:08, archived)
Oh there were plenty of attempts at governance, it was just shut down by the clique at the top.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:04, archived)
I hear you but my theory is they all wear too many leggings

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:10, archived)
That's to smother the fire in their pants BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL LIARS, SEE?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:13, archived)
do you think he bought lots of pairs of fancy leggings, bet he did, probably the kind that cost seventy-five pounds and are meant for yoga

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:29, archived)
You seem to know an awful lot about it vladimir, or should I say NICOLA?!?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:31, archived)
ahahahahahahaahahahaha
poor Nicola :(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:33, archived)

GOD though doesn't it always seem so pathetic, in the end, what we all sell ourselves out for so cheaply. a handful of magic beans that aren't actually magic. a car, a few trinkets, the shiny nothings that weigh so very much less than all the stuff that actually has worth
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:32, archived)
David People's first draft really was shit before Rutger Hauer changed it.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:37, archived)
lolololol I like this

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:05, archived)
We all??

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:57, archived)
I don't want to stir up any trouble, mongs, but I think he was talking specifically about you.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 14:12, archived)
That's ok. In many ways I'm a lot like jesus .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2026, 15:01, archived)
The world will be a better place when you've been tortured to death?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 26 May 2026, 15:22, archived)
Omnipresent prevents death.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2026, 15:23, archived)
darling mongy. love you so much

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:05, archived)
"Gaz mongychops, for he is omniscient"

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 26 May 2026, 17:02, archived)
A Jewish hippy who never had a proper job or got laid, and went around causing lots of trouble?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 17:24, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 17:27, archived)
Now that's not quite fair.
I don't recall Gonz causing any trouble or being much of a hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 17:50, archived)

Gonz was lovely lovely lovely
oboejeans
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 18:23, archived)
Well like I said - he never caused any trouble.
(Although he was always ready to KICK THE FUCK OFF if anyone dissed his Quean of Hart's, Lady Di.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 19:48, archived)
oh I'd forgotten that!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 20:01, archived)
You give me those titles

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2026, 17:28, archived)
The older she gets the more she looks like Mary from Rab C. Nesbit

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 May 2026, 15:53, archived)
She pals about with Elaine C Smith all the time, could be worse, she could start looking like Val McDermid

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:11, archived)
I'd go for a night on the tiles with those three
I bet they'd start with a bottle of Buckfast.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:14, archived)
I'm quite sure they wouldn't, that's an odd stereotype to lunge for

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:24, archived)

Did you know, McDermid comes from a working-class family in Fife.[1][2]
She studied English at St Hilda's College, Oxford,[3]
where she was the first student to be admitted from a Scottish state school.[4]
I didn't get this from wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 May 2026, 17:45, archived)
I don't believe you.[5]

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 18:05, archived)

She studied English at St Hilda's College, that's where I, caught her, aye
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 18:35, archived)

I said, pretend that you're not scottish, she laughed and said oh you're so comic, I said yeah well, I can't see anyone else from scotland here
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 18:38, archived)