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Hi gunt's
Wot u up 2 lol

Working now, pub l8r, trying a new bbq joint 2moz. Might shaft a shi tzu
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 30 May 2026, 12:47, archived)
"energy", when used like "great reply energy here!" It has to stop.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 30 May 2026, 12:59, archived)
^giving 'whinge energy' right here

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 30 May 2026, 13:16, archived)
moddddds

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 30 May 2026, 19:28, archived)
Having a fish. Dark now. I've changed methods to a rubber snail. The little fish kept robbing the pellet baits

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2026, 13:01, archived)
Sorry mate I thought you said rubber snail.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 30 May 2026, 13:02, archived)
The Beatlezzz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 30 May 2026, 13:03, archived)
Little yellow rubber snails. Appear to work.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2026, 13:19, archived)
micro snailstics are ruining the environment, m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 30 May 2026, 14:11, archived)
Are the snails rubbery? Yes, they're very nice.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 30 May 2026, 14:24, archived)
True, many UK places have banned plastic baits.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2026, 14:36, archived)
We used to use lead split shot back in the day, I reckon that must be banned?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 30 May 2026, 14:54, archived)
Yeah lead is banned. Probably late 80s

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2026, 15:34, archived)
Eccentric old weirdo came into a pharmacy I was working in about 10 years ago
and asked if we had sperm oil, for polishing his gun. We didn't. Turns out he meant oil from sperm whales, which has been illegal since 1987.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 30 May 2026, 16:44, archived)
Weird, I edited that post and it appeared twice. Mods!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 30 May 2026, 16:45, archived)
LOL sperm

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 30 May 2026, 17:37, archived)
Spunk cetacean

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 30 May 2026, 18:01, archived)
Supergroovalisticprosi+

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 30 May 2026, 18:29, archived)
even though the sound of it is something from an ocean

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 18:33, archived)
say it underwater and the waves will catch the motion

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 18:35, archived)
Supergroovalisticprosispunkcetacean \o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 18:35, archived)
Splendid work

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 30 May 2026, 19:10, archived)
*big kiss emoji*

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 19:49, archived)

please describe further
bonus points if beard, peculiar tattoos, unhinged look about the roving eyes, wooden leg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 18:23, archived)

sorry, FTAOD I mean him, not you
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 18:24, archived)
Just old loaded white guy, I'm afraid.
His daughters were fit though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 30 May 2026, 19:41, archived)
thank you for these details :)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 19:49, archived)
must have been all the sperm
oil
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 30 May 2026, 22:35, archived)

micro snail fish-bothering spa
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 May 2026, 17:43, archived)
Aww, come *on*, guys. :-/

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 May 2026, 19:03, archived)
sympathy lol

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 19:50, archived)
^ rubber snail energy right here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 30 May 2026, 13:02, archived)
The little bastards

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 30 May 2026, 13:17, archived)
But enough about the Vietnamese!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 30 May 2026, 14:08, archived)
Are you after shellfish?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 30 May 2026, 17:20, archived)
pancakes with maple syrup

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 30 May 2026, 14:12, archived)
Not my thing obviously but have bacon with that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 30 May 2026, 14:33, archived)
Having a nice dunkel lager rn

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 30 May 2026, 14:33, archived)
Just doing my dad's tablets for the week
Then I get to go home and finish my laundry. Rock and fucking roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 30 May 2026, 17:19, archived)
*hilarious misunderstanding of the meaning of "doing" in this context*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 30 May 2026, 18:07, archived)