Little yellow rubber snails. Appear to work.

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2026, 13:19, archived)

micro snailstics are ruining the environment, m8

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 30 May 2026, 14:11, archived)

Are the snails rubbery? Yes, they're very nice.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 May 2026, 14:24, archived)

True, many UK places have banned plastic baits.

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2026, 14:36, archived)

We used to use lead split shot back in the day, I reckon that must be banned?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 May 2026, 14:54, archived)

Yeah lead is banned. Probably late 80s

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2026, 15:34, archived)

Eccentric old weirdo came into a pharmacy I was working in about 10 years ago
and asked if we had sperm oil, for polishing his gun. We didn't. Turns out he meant oil from sperm whales, which has been illegal since 1987.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 30 May 2026, 16:44, archived)

Weird, I edited that post and it appeared twice. Mods!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 30 May 2026, 16:45, archived)

LOL sperm

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 30 May 2026, 17:37, archived)

Spunk cetacean

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 30 May 2026, 18:01, archived)

Supergroovalisticprosi+

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 30 May 2026, 18:29, archived)

even though the sound of it is something from an ocean

( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 18:33, archived)

say it underwater and the waves will catch the motion

( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 18:35, archived)

Supergroovalisticprosispunkcetacean \o/

( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 18:35, archived)

Splendid work

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 May 2026, 19:10, archived)

*big kiss emoji*

( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 19:49, archived)

please describe further
bonus points if beard, peculiar tattoos, unhinged look about the roving eyes, wooden leg
( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 18:23, archived)

sorry, FTAOD I mean him, not you
( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 18:24, archived)

Just old loaded white guy, I'm afraid.
His daughters were fit though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 30 May 2026, 19:41, archived)

thank you for these details :)

( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 19:49, archived)

must have been all the sperm
oil
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 May 2026, 22:35, archived)

micro snail fish-bothering spa
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 May 2026, 17:43, archived)

Aww, come *on*, guys. :-/

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 May 2026, 19:03, archived)

sympathy lol

( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 19:50, archived)