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Free out of severn
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd694p30gx5o
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 10:52, archived)
3/7 ready salted crisps from some brand you've never heard of in the middle aisle of Aldi

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:07, archived)
6/7 Football has been left in your designated safe place

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:18, archived)
3/7: Them's some tasty crayons

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:21, archived)
4/7 Neil Buchanan bukkake scene

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:31, archived)
That's art attack!

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:33, archived)
.......... thanks for that image

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 12:57, archived)
there you are, was that really you on /board?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 13:05, archived)
Yes
Got a new phone 2 weeks ago, the old one was too badly damaged to transfer anything over, so I made another account. Still wouldn't let me post here, but would on /board for some reason. Decided to try again to log in to my second account today, but it seems my phone has finally got its shit together and actually logged me in on my OG account
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 13:27, archived)
How did you wreck your phone so badly?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 13:53, archived)
By being so incredibly shitfaced
That I went to the beach with my mate at 8am and drank a bottle of wine in the sand dunes. Then there was a brief 2 hour blur, then I was in Tesco buying a new phone and being told the old one was completely destroyed. Then I went to work. Really shouldn't have.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 13:57, archived)
Sounds like good clean summer fun
which beach was this?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 14:06, archived)
Crosby
We'd already got through 2 bottles of gin and about ยฃ100 worth of marching powder
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 14:20, archived)

Blundell sands is it or summat
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 14:21, archived)
Yes I could probably google this couldn't I

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 14:22, archived)
way ahead of you
Lancashire coast, north of Liverpool
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 14:46, archived)
Close to there, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 14:28, archived)

this is incredible and I salute you
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 14:20, archived)
I thought I had sobered up before I went to work
I very much had not. How I didn't get fired is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 14:29, archived)
No one wanted to say anything
So they ignored you completely
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 14:45, archived)
sometimes the best stratergy is audacity

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 15:01, archived)
I start when nearly everyone else has finished
I just don't think my supervisor wanted to do my work as well as her own. She took one hell of a risk, though. If anyone had spotted that I was still drunk and she'd let me work, she could have been fired herself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 15:01, archived)
That's some real trust
or a real gambler.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 15:58, archived)
She lost £7K to a romance scammer
So, not the brightest bulb in the box
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 16:34, archived)
Yikes

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 11:25, archived)
YOUR WELCOME

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 13:10, archived)
I should think so, too

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 13:54, archived)
Neil 'The Cannon' Buchanan, they call him.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jul 2026, 15:41, archived)
Remember the beeb before click-baity headlines? I do.
Also they can log in to my ballsack.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:43, archived)
I mean good luck with that

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:43, archived)
YEAH, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:43, archived)
What is the matter with you today?

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:43, archived)
Who, me?

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:43, archived)
Yeah you

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:44, archived)
Oh nothing. Can't something exciting happen?

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:44, archived)
Like what?

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:44, archived)
having your ballsack logged in

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:48, archived)
for example

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 12:24, archived)
my ballsack has its own account and has put me on ignore

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 12:43, archived)
You've done no art for years

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 12:48, archived)
i stopped because my hands got fucked up mongy, lyme disease, they're a lot better now but I got out of the habit, and board is fucking awful now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 12:50, archived)
Don't go Lyme Regis. Easy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 12:55, archived)
I didn't realize until recently there's lyme disease in the UK, it's spread by ticks just like over here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 13:02, archived)
I had Lyme disease and had really bad anxiety for a while
Must have been a nervous tick
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 13:13, archived)
They also spread stupidity in Ireland

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 13:36, archived)
An Irish lad was walking past a corner shop when he saw an ad in the window for "tree fellers", but he didn't apply because he was an astrophysicist.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 15:45, archived)
my ballsack is red and has podka dots on it

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 12:51, archived)
have you tried complaining to the mods?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 12:55, archived)
I think they've got me on ignore too

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 13:04, archived)
bloody typical

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 13:52, archived)
I'm not surprised

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 14:23, archived)
0-3: Ants in your pants
your pants, not my pants, ok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 12:48, archived)
3/7
Should have known the insect one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 12:56, archived)
5/7 MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF BEES

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 16:33, archived)