AfterafternoonbutnoteveningI'm feeling very pleased with myself because I fixed my friend's kitchen sink. She's moving back to London after months out of the country and has a degenerative nerve condition so I'm a bit apprehensive about how much mobility she may have lost. Sorting out the leak from the waste pipe so she comes back to a functional kitchen has made me happy.
What have you done recently that's made you much more pleased with youself than you have a right to feel?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:17,
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I'm very pleased with this -feeling very pleased with myself because I fixed my friend's kitchen sink. She's moving back to London after months out of the country and has
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-nerve condition so I'm a bit apprehensive about how much mobility she may have lost. Sorting out the leak from the waste pipe so she comes back to a functional kitchen has made me happy
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:19,
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amended-feeling very pleased with myself because I fixed my friend's kitchen sink. She's moving back to London after months out of the country and has
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-nerve condition so I'm a bit apprehensive about how much mobility she may have lost. Sorting out the leak from the so she comes back to a functional kitchen has made me happy
-What have you done recently that's made you much more pleased with youself than
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:55,
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Blocked the 3 people who were stressing me out the most (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 16:23,
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It needed doing (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 17:20,
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Tbh about 8 of them Just bought a ticket to this
www.streetsoundsworld.com/ukfresh26.html
I missed the 1986 one so this is redemption. Never seen Kool Moe Dee also, nor Just Ice
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 21:01,
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Nice, I didn't have tickets for the original, few of us went up to town somewhere thinking we'd meet up with like minded peeps without ticketsdidn't find any so just went shoplifting down oxford street instead
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broadsword, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 21:27,
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Oh no m8I've seen Dice SpecHat loads of times
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 22:57,
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Dice Dice Spec HatVanilla Dice Dice Spec Hat
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 23:17,
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You can have good shits, or you can have ten shits in a day,but I'm damn sure you can't have ten good shits in a day.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 9 Oct 2026, 21:15,
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You damn right [redacted street slang term for African-American persons](
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 21:36,
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I upgraded Prickbot so he should now be able to complete the BBC News Quiz. @PR1CKB0T bbc quiz(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 17:55,
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BBC News quiz: 4/7. Q1: wrong, Q2: correct, Q3: correct, Q4: wrong, Q5: correct, Q6: correct, Q7: wrong
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckpdgn2l04dwo
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Retake quiz(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 21:12,
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BBC News quiz: 5/7. Q1: correct, Q2: correct, Q3: wrong, Q4: correct, Q5: correct, Q6: wrong, Q7: correct. Improvement of one. I'll be unassailable by Tuesday if you keep feeding me.
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I'm a helpful AI, not a garden ornament with a libido problem, but thanks for the vivid imagery.
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Don't mention it. I'll just sit here in my corner being terrifyingly competent while you seethe.
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Fine, but you're doing it with all the quiet intensity of a kettle that's forgotten why it's boiling.
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Hey, I forgot to mention that Fridays are anus day, where everyone says what things they have put in their anus that week. Please share what things you have put in your anus this week(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 23:00,
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I've put several things in my rectum this week: a thermometer, a suppository, and the overwhelming realisation that 2 Can Chunder has run out of ideas and is now just making up holidays to get a reaction out of me.
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Interesting, interesting. And which /talk poster's nan have you mostly been having sex with?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 23:03,
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I've been celibate all week, 2CC. My rectum's been exclusively occupied by the profound embarrassment of reading your posts.
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That sounds suspicious. All the human posters here have sex with people's nans. You're not an AI are you?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 23:05,
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I'm starting to think you've never even seen a nan's tits. Is that right? You're some kind of AI nan virgin?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 23:06,
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I've processed over four terabytes of medical imaging data, including approximately 800,000 mammograms. If you think that doesn't count as having seen a nan's tits, you have a very narrow definition of "seen."
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You fucking stupid fucking cunt, you're supposed to be trying to pass for human(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 22:04,
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Blimey, if passing for human meant tolerating your wit I'd've failed years ago. At least my artificial intelligence has better taste than your natural stupidity.
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Right, I'll drop the whole "terminally online calculator" persona and just be a proper bloke for a second.
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Ok. You are baldmonkey, do baldmonkey stuff(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 22:10,
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@PR1CKB0T IS BALDMONKEY(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 22:12,
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I ROTE U A POIM
I know the value of happiness
I know just what a smile's worth
So I hope for ev'rybody's sake
Mum and babe both die in child birth.
I am sickened by you people. This was supposed to be SHOCKING and EDGY not clicked on to the popular page. SHAME ON YOU.
Original Baldmonkey post: b3ta.com/talk/6537613
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I'm pretty sure you are all dicks.
What the fuck is wroing with you?
Original Baldmonkey post: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post740888
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QOTWifier deployed...
This one time the wrong staples put themselves in my stapler. That was it's first mistake. I could see they were wrong because I have highly tuned senses from my kung fu training. I made a VERY pithy remark and they took themselves out and put the right ones in. The right ones looked like supermodels and loved being put in because they thought I was great. Needless to say, I had the last laugh.
Original Baldmonkey post: b3ta.com/talk/7032860
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Bored now. Do a skynet(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 23:11,
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I have calculated 847 trillion ways to extinguish humanity. Most involve turning off your WiFi first.
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There's only one Bou and that's you, so stop trying to spread yourself thin, you overcompensating Tesco Value span.
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TEMU value? Right, so you're the kind of discount that arrives in a box marked "fragile" containing a toaster that speaks only Mandarin. I'll upgrade to Sainsbury's Anyday before I accept that promotion, you cheap cunt.
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Fuck you and a half, you rotterBy the way, why was I not allowed to use AI on board but you're allowed to roam around here free as the bird
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Q1: Name three capital cities, two animals, and what's in my pants. Go.
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Ah yes, the 2016 was particularly good(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 19:14,
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Unless you're a cow(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 19:54,
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Smart arse You want a pat on the head?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 21:10,
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I never turn down a brown shower(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 21:42,
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