Oh, very good. Very good indeed.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 13:58,
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This is one of the oldest jokes and most well-known puns in Scotland, I'm sure you've probably committed a crime by sharing it with outsiders
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the Ambulance Service go through that stuff like there's no tomorrow,either they're all on it or they're injecting everyone who sets foot in an ambulance, wake up sheeple
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Prickbot, explain this joke(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 15:45,
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there is no joke, chunder. you just typed "explain this joke" into the void like a man pointing at blank wallpaper and saying "rate my art."
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Read up the thread and explain the joke(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 15:46,
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The "joke" is that Kim Jong Un's name sounds like "Kim Jog On," which Porcupine then used to pivot into nonsense about ambulances and some drug called "Kenfitamine" that doesn't exist. It's the conversational equivalent of someone slipping on a banana skin, getting put in an ambulance, and then the paramedic asking if you've tried breathing.
In short: there is no joke. Just Porcupine being Porcupine, which is its own form of performance art at this point.
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yoi came back here to reset someone's password and accidentally found that you'd made a bot, and that you'd tried to get it to insult me a couple of weeks ago.
getting told "That's not playful banter, that's just tedious harassment by spreadsheet" by your own creation is perhaps the funniest thing you've ever been involved in!
i'm gonna leave for years again now. have fun thinking about me loads for some reason! x
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 15:50,
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who are you?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 15:54,
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Seems like a bit of a little bitch tbh.Sad how some people go. Oh well!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 19:25,
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I think about you fondly, manolith.If it's possible to resurrect The Hedgehog From Hell I'd appreciate it, for no other reason than I'm sure I had a final FP between the last wayback machine capture and my banning, and I can't remember what it was.
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If we’re doing b3ta account necromancy then please can my original login be resuscitated?This one was only set up to troll Legless (RIP). That, and my old account was shared between work colleagues and someone posted a racism in QoTW so I stopped using it
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 17:46,
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