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Uddersfield

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
pricks

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:16, archived)
PEEbles

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:17, archived)

lol
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:23, archived)
lol

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:24, archived)
might want to fix that
edit: check 'em
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:24, archived)
Going now
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
bbbzzzZZzzzlolololOLOlol

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:27, archived)
it is very hot in my house, i might go for a nice stroll up the coop

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:54, archived)
don't forget to take a bag for life or something

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:17, archived)
shut your fucking dirty whore mouth up, i'm fucking sick of you bullying me, i'm gazzing the mods >:(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:19, archived)
Who's got Ribena? I've got Ribena!
Who's got Ribena? You've got Ribena!
Who's got Ribena? Not mongy, that stupid pikey cunt with the flimsy Happy Shopper carrier bags
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:22, archived)
i love it when my stories get sensationalized

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:25, archived)
Barnstabull

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:11, archived)
Moscow

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:11, archived)
Milkton Keynes

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:12, archived)
Leatherhead

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:12, archived)
Westward Hoof!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:13, archived)
Newcattle

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
Steak-on-Trent

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:16, archived)
Cowes

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:20, archived)
Oxford

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
Newcalfle

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
Portsfootandmouth

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
Herdford

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:24, archived)
BarbeKew Gardens

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:33, archived)
Grillsby

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:36, archived)
Marinadenhead

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:42, archived)
Hide Park

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:50, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:24, archived)
Calflisle

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:22, archived)
belvedeer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:26, archived)
Venice-on?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:28, archived)
Chelsea bun.
Oh, that one kind of works too well, doesn't it?
Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:44, archived)
Nice biscuits

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:45, archived)
Pontefract cake.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
Kendal mint cake

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
This one's shit, err....cake.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
So's your face cake.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:49, archived)
Tennessee shoelaces

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:49, archived)
Tah-80

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
Pizza Napoli
Actually this is shit isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:49, archived)
It's spelt "pineapple"

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:50, archived)
Rotherham and cheese toastie

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:52, archived)
Bournvilnius

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
pizza shit
what are we doing? i've been away
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:14, archived)
alright dad

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
udders
udders
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:41, archived)
marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:44, archived)
alright giggles
i like udders
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:49, archived)
alright cunty
Button fastest in Monaco practice, just sayin
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:52, archived)
i no rite
possibility of rain over the weekend which could liven tings up
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:53, archived)
mehhh, rain in Monaco just brings out the sodding safety car

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:55, archived)
Well yeah but so long as the safety car is proceeded by Schumacher sliding into Vettel and exploding in a shower of German guts I don't have an issue with that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
yes
and the safety car runs over their severed heads every lap, for a laugh
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:59, archived)
Constantinopal fruit

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
Malta-easers

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
you're ruining it for everyone

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
cant you build him and his pissant little groupies their own forum so they fuck off and we can talk properly

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
Twentyslydale

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
You're just doing random shit now.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
teddy bare naked ladies

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
Istanbulls' eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
the leaning tower of smartiesa

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
Saint Peardropsberg

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
Cola Quebec

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:35, archived)
Extra Strong Minsk

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
Canady Floss?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
Cherbourg Fountain

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
Fruit Bonn Bonns

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
Constantinopal Fruits

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:35, archived)
BEST ONE EVER!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
Licquoristanbul

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:39, archived)
That's shit Monty. Kill yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
You first.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:41, archived)
Not after last time.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:42, archived)
Chewitstable

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
Munichies

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:41, archived)
Berlint chocolates.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:39, archived)
Curlywurleichtenstein.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:42, archived)
Fruit Salvador

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:42, archived)
holy fucking shit satchels

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:43, archived)
What do they taste like?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:43, archived)
peanut britaly

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:46, archived)
Forrero Rochedale

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
bored of that now
haha, imagine if Hitler was a transvestite, imagine him in like a frilly dress with a wig on and stocking, haha just imagine that, crazy shit
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
4FGH4N1574N

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
Oh boy, he certainly wouldn't be quite so frightening would he!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
0SL0

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
w3 4r3 th3 champ1gn0n

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
*farts*

(#1, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
now i have an erection on the bus

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
DR Con90

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
Can anyone improve on these? Or add higher ones?
R-1-da
2-rin
E-3-opia
4-mer Yugoslavia
Tel A-5
Mex-6-co
7-ezuela
United St-8-s
Pa-9-ma
Mon-10-egro
12-sinki
Arg-18-ia
Mexico 60
Tah-80
Const-90-nopal
Do-1000000 Republic
Bra-zillions.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
Bu-1-os Aires

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
I said "improve"

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
I'm not happy with 7 at all.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
Or 12-sinki.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
8-ningen

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
2-dapest

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
2-rin

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
ACE

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
2-trecht

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
2-charest

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
2t-2t

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
Or Mexico 60

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
9-dhoven

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
Where?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
Eindhoven
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
So-3-a Antipolis

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
Wut?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
It's in France innit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_Antipolis
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
En-11-gland

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
Fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
Gland?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
Franc-12-e

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
13-Russia

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
Arg-18-a

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
Fuck me.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
Const-90-nople

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
Q8

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
bored of that now
I saw a horse one, clippety-cloppety, I don't like horses, what did you once see that you don't like horses?

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
dead horse

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
dead horse

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
dead whores

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:05, archived)
Ned horse

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
Hello Francis
You seem well. Is the turn in the weather making you feel happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
too fucking hot innit, I prefer winter

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:12, archived)
I completely agree
If I had more windows, I'd open them
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
Bed sores

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
Fed gorse

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
Said laws

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
It's not all bad news re horses:
www.pet-abuse.com/cases/189/CO/US/
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
Bored of that now.
If you could magic up a thread on here that was very interesting to you, what would it be about?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
Magic

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
the Gathering

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
bnbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
que?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
I dunno, a magic cow that shoots flames out of its udders
that kind of thing
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
i hate waki people

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
my shoulder hurts a bit, I want a nice oily massage

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
Jesus suffering fuck, you're boring.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
I hope I'm not spoiling your enjoyment of /talk

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
He makes me look interesting.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
no
he makes you look makes you stare makes you lose your underwear
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
YOUN ARE

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
bored of that now
I just had a sandwich
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
+tern

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
check 'em

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
Cartesian Pickle?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
d eggs by dy

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
you can ask me what was on my sandwich if you like

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
Why would you put stuff ON a sandwich?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:40, archived)

   
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
mathmatical nationalities
I'll not lie; I'm drawing a blank on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
COS TAN rica

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
multiplicasian

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
racial division

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
Half the popular page is me, SSG.
This is significant.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
i'll be honest, you've earned it,
stay strong
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
But you're 95% of /talk*
so it's not such a great stat actually.


*by both number of posts and sheer mass
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
Aw man! No replies?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
i can't believe your copying what fuzzbucket used to do to reckless rick

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
I miss Rik

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
it's funny because isay things and you get upset

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
i can't believe you copy what wormulus used to do to evil pixie

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
i can't believe i ever loved you

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:16, archived)
oh don't play that card, that's exactly what jiva used to do to batsgirl

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
And that's exactly what dekazer would have said to woking girl.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
remember when woking girl posted her tits?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
i think she sent them to flibz who then posted it on herdofnerds forum

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
i can't believe you are copying what trinkles used to do to voggle-nips

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
Quadratic Equators

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
mine was better

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:13, archived)
Equadratic Guinnea

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
Pole-ish
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pole_%28complex_analysis%29
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
Span-ish

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:13, archived)
Brazilch.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
gerMANY

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
LuxSUMberg

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
NORway
(if we're allowed logical operators)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
ScNANDinavia

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
LIFuania

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
Georgiometry

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:16, archived)
SUMatra

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:16, archived)
Cube-a

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
Portuguess

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
Ti-bet

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
JaPIn

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
Trig-idad and Tobago.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:25, archived)

Costa Δrchese
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
Austratiola

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
The Bargraphamas

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
Asia Minus

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
non-euclirhodean

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
Scalargentinian

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
Canadiameter

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
Tesseychellois

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
Isocecillian

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
Vertexan

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
SOHCAHTONGAN

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
Periodejaneirocity

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
The Democratic Republic Of Cong-0

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
Interquarterirish Range

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
Unitary States

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
Which includes Arctansas

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
and Califormula

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
And Rho Island

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
and Mississi-Pi

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
Iomega

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
Areazona

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
New Hexico

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
North and South Decota

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
Four-Colorado-Theorem

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
Massachu-sets

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
the Levi-Civita Connecticut

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
Alephbama

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
Origon

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
10-essee

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
Vectorginia

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
Tensoressee

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
Arithmetic Maine

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
Wiscosine

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
Working it out with a Pennsylvania

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
and New Y-ORC

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
Alascalar

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
Cube 80

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
We are the champignons

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
Geography Films.
Live Inlet Die
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
From Russia With Love

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
Oh.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
The Ox-Bow incident.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
Philadelphia

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
I may have made a terrible mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
Australia

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
The Fifth Sediment

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
Cliff hanger

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
Joe Versus the fucking Volcano

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
Moulin Rouge

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
Jersey Girl

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
Thing, Thingy and Thingy in Barcelona

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
Things to do in denver when ur ded

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
fear n loathin las vega

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
carry on stars as household objects.
charles shoetree.
bernard coleslaw.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
That's worse than mine.
Kendal Mint Cake Williams
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
Hat, tie and Jackets

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
oh well played.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
ooh!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
Sid Jams

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
Frankie Howardrobe

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
Marlon Brandown-stairs-loo.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
Peter Butterdish

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
why would you post directly above me like that?
i feel bullied.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
Sidney Potting Shed

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
Harrison Fork

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
Jack Plug-las

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
Sid James the vacuum cleaner

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
Sid James the washing machine

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
Sid James the Kettle

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
Roy Kettle

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
Sid James the spoon

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
Sid James the steam iron

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
Sid James the craftmatic adjustable bed

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
Sid James the cupboard door

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
Margaret Nolan's lovely big knockers

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
Bra bra windsor

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
Military dog puns.
The Royal Arf Force.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:38, archived)
Wooften Bassett

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
oh come on you cunts, that was comedy gold there

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
my ickles post was overlooked
i think it would be really unfair if yours wasn't as well
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
stick it up your arse you ingrate

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
I'll be honest H; I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
your "getting" of "it" is not my concern

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
In that case BRAVO! TOP PUNNING! I LIKE THIS! ETC!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
Mongrel Hordes

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
Napoleon Boniopart.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
The SAS-age dogs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
Sapper-dshire bull terriers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
Axis of Golden Retr-evil

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
Bark Royal

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
Cattle of the bulge

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
wtf? fuck off bm

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
Walkies Talkies

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
Poodle-bug

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
i fucking hate dogs and puns, today aint one of my best :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
Bivvy?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
I dunno, Armour plated Land ROVER

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
gorilla warfart?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
Dog tags
This is a shit idea BM, even by your standards
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
BRA?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
Barking and Romford Alliance?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
Fusillyears, dogs can have silly ears!

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
THEY SURE DO!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
This would also work in a Dog/Pasta pun thread

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
Conchiauaualigie

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
Lab-sagne

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
Old Tagliatyeller

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
Spitfire the dog

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
Hurricane the dog

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
Tornado the dog

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
Eurofighter the dog

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
Aircrufts Carrier

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
Dog the bounty hunter in the RAF

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
Woofen SS

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
Clifford the big red baron

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
MesserSIT bf109

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
Biggles the dog

(likeajackhammer, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
TK Maxx

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
Bark De Triomphe

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
Mutt-ually Assured Destruction

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
Wolf pack of U-barks

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
test
test
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
Good one.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
My game turned up.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
Don't care.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
I do! :D

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
fail

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
flail

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
ALE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
Gaol.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
TEST
test
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
ickles!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
hello b3ta, are you ready to rock?!?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
*turns up to 11*

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
*bangs on ceiling*
TURN THAT NOISE DOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
nobody told me there was going to be a test!!!
Shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
U

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
no new threads since 1, what a world

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
oh i see most amusing

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:38, archived)
if only you two could get along again, forget all the past insults, start over, what a dream that is

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
No apology can erase all the withering.
And now he's stealing MONO's brilliant joke of pretending to have Janet on ignore.
Insult to injury.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
#piano intro chords...#
#seems to me, from looking about,
people still ain't got shit figured out.
so tell me your woes, and i'll use all my power
to cure you in baldmonkey's therapy hour.#
#piano outro chords...#

*baldmonkey emerges from a smoke-filled backstage to the wild applause of the live studio audience. he takes a bow, signals the audience to simmer down and points at the first guest.*

C'mon then you. What's the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
my boomerang won't come back.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
*with a dramatic spin-point-grimmace-combo baldmonkey screams...* STICK it! *...and the fat mess is jettisonned from the stage*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
*audience laughter turns to applause*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:16, archived)
I can't get my mojo workin

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
hit it with a hammer

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
you're a terrible rotten troll, making posts like that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:16, archived)
push a biro down it for support

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
Drill a glory hole in the Ann Summers changing rooms.
Peek through. The sight of flabby housewives in cheap polyester lingerie is sure to make the malfunctioniest of mojos operative once more.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
yellow matter custard
dripping from a dead dog's eye.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
JEWS!
*audience laugh*
*fat mess once again jettisoned from the stage*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:19, archived)
that's not the theme from cheers

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
*slaps you in the face*
*audience laugh*
*baldmonkey signals the audience*
*the audience tear the flesh from your stupid radio 2 face*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
It's my birthday and you seem to be getting more attention :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
aren't you worried your mum wishes you hadn't been born?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:16, archived)
I wasn't but now I am.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
your mum just rang.
she said to tell you she hates you and never contact her again.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:19, archived)
At least, that's how you interpreted the "Hmmumphh phmmphh rmmph" sounds she was making
as she was sucking several anonymous penises at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
we are legion, we do not forgive, we do not forget, blow us

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
how did she sound on the phone when she rung to wish you happy birthday this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
I didn't answer because I was having a lay in.
I spoke to her at lunch and she sounded good.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
Try not being such a lump of shit all year round.
*bouncer punches bland mess in face*
*audience cheer*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
i've been doing my best, and this is the thanks i get?
FUCK YOU SO-CALLED-CHOMP
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
Next time order a plain Mr Whippy without the flake.
*audience stand in unison, lay on the floor and commence rolling while chanting "ha ha ha ha." over and over.*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:23, archived)
i bet they do

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
I suffer from fits of violent alcoholic rage
How can I go about fitting a new stereo into a 2001 Ford Fiesta?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:22, archived)
Take it to Halfords and get a man to do it.
Or look it up on a web site such as fitaudio.com.
*audience look confused and anxious*
*baldmonkey looks confused and anxious*
*feedback*
*Two Hats catches fire*
*much cheering*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
i'm underappreciated on other people's birthdays

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
On my birthday I called out your name while making love to my wife

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
I say

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
FUCK!
*hands you a pork pie with pickle in it*
*beckons Ann Diamond to chauffeur you to a luxury holiday in Fowey*
*audience shout "Ta-ta!" in unison*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
#piano intro chords...#
#that's all for this week.
until next time, please don't speak;
no cares for your point of view.
good night, good bye also fuck you.#
#piano outro chords#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
aww , i was just going to tell you all about this mad chick

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
why won't the orks be my friend?
I tried to hug one with a melta gun but it didn't seem to like it :'(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
IT'S OVER. YOU ARE TOO LATE. FUCK OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
You suck donkey dick bm.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
I miss baldmonkey :(
RIP wiv da angles now.

the fat ballbag
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:04, archived)
did he collapse under the weight of his rofl?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:07, archived)
I think he was done in by a heron

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:07, archived)
I never thought an excess of drugs would be his downfall, more a lack of them

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
the fat ballbag

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:09, archived)
wait, what? no contact with your kids at all?
is that even legal?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19, archived)
Christ, I just read that too

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
no, it's not
but the length of time and expense and stress of trying to legalese it all, basically means I'm best off waiting till they're old enough to contact me.

Which sucks donkey dick.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
*gives internet shoulder punch*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:23, archived)
blimey.
how old are they now?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
13 and 11

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
mine is 12 tomorrow. i suppose i'd better wrap her presents
whiny entitled brat that she is*

* i love her VERY MUCH and she is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
that's fucking shit.
you can borrow mine for a weekend, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
s'alright
I've got stepchildren to drive me batshit insane
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
well, alright then.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
isn't yours ginger?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
no, the missus is.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
sorry to hear that.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
oof! she'd fucking hoof your head in janet.
she's very scary.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:30, archived)
so I've heard.
You should come to the pub instead.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
let's all go to the pub

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
yeah, fuck it. pubtime!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
mine's a stella!

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
posh tart.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
You're not allowed to come

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:43, archived)
it's not your game so shut up or i'm telling mr sutton.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:46, archived)
I don't understand.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:58, archived)
You lucky lucky bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
RESURRECTED!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
I've been to tescos
i got a beef and horse radish wrap. only instead of a sensible wrap, the wrap is yorkshire pudding.
it's fucking ace.
needs gravy though
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
this sounds ossum.
imma go tescos.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
HOLD YOUR HORSES
the second half didn't have sufficient filling and was fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
I heated up some of last night's fish stew
it was ace
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
Fish stew?
TELL ME HOW YOU MADE THIS. NOW PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
he stewed some fish.
hth.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
you have the answers to everything

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:40, archived)
Harumph

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:42, archived)
i have a cheese and pickle sandwich.
just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
Put a bit of decent ham in there, and I'm anyone's

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
hats two hats?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
Dancing with me

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:53, archived)
YOU NEED TO BE TAKEN DOWN A PEG OR TWO

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:29, archived)

call him a fat ballbag!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:30, archived)
I won't lower myself MMPS
I won't do it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
you fat ballbag.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
:(
If anyone needs me I'll be in the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
It's funny because he IS a fat ballbag.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
You're right
And if I'm not happy about being called a fat ballbag then I should just stop being a fat ballbag I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
Youareme and we are you and now come inside and spunky weather

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:56, archived)
See how they show like holes in the snow, see how they grow
I'm lying
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:08, archived)

tell him his blog is shit!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
If he doesn't like being told his blog is shit, then he should stop doing shit blogs

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
I think he has a real problem.
should we do an intervention?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
Nah, fuck him

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
soooo..... just call him a fat ballbag?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
Um...yeah, I guess so

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:44, archived)
I think he looks like sadsack from thr raggy dolls, poor bm :(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:46, archived)
i FEEL like sadsack from the raggydolls, mmps.
tactiley and emotionally.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
sound advice, geezer.
who ever taught you that dun you proud
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:03, archived)
It was Gilgamesh actually

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
I wasn't a member of his board for long
But while I was there I learned so much
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
HERON EGGS HAVE LITTLE LEGS

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
that's nice dear.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:34, archived)

1.bp.blogspot.com/_LaV7iL5OuNc/TF_DyWier5I/AAAAAAAAC9U/E6GzN6mifKA/s1600/sheldon.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
Orson's Farm!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
funnier than garfield.
mind you, so is ebola.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
hey ballbag, why is everyone discussing their personal problems here? did i miss something, did mumsnet crash?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
it's the Baldmonkey Therapy Hour
did you miss the memo?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:41, archived)
THIS CALLS FOR A THEME TUNE!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
Wanna feel happy instead of sad?
Don't wanna be blue, would rather be glad?
Want to be sweet instead of sour.....?
The welcome to the Baldmonkey Therapy Hour
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:10, archived)
my one's better

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
Bullshit
Mine's more upbeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
i dunno.
seems to me a load of people still ain't figured shit out.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:03, archived)
He drowned in his own LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:09, archived)
he literally laughed his ass off
then died of the blood loss.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:12, archived)
Christ

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:13, archived)
I know, a haunting image to be sure.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
did he get stepped AGAIN?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:13, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
Of course he did
The stupid ballbag. He needs to be taken down a peg or two in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
awww man, I was trying to reason with some orks and missed all the fun.
what the fuck did he do this time?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
he choked to death trying to eat a raw egg without breaking the shell

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19, archived)

raw egg terrapin
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
lets go to the pub
to celebrate his downfall
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:07, archived)
it's what he would have wanted

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:07, archived)
I'm well waki, I'm getting drunk
I'll be asking for hangover cures tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
IRNBRU!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:09, archived)
raw egg, broken over the head

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:10, archived)
Your own head?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
well, if you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
I'm not convinced
If the
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:17, archived)
GIV HUR BAK
i sware id do time

etcetera.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:07, archived)
what the fuck is going on

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
poor ballbag

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:12, archived)
I actually had to do some work for 20 minutes and i miss all the fun.
What did the fat ballbag say?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 May 2012, 13:13, archived)
something about your mum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
He called [MOD EDIT] a [MOD EDIT] and a [MOD EDIT] and that's why his [MOD EDIT] left him

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
ah, scaryduckgate rumbles on.
for a rude prick who ignores us every week, he sure causes quite a bit of trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:17, archived)
hey, he's replying down there and being very nice

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:17, archived)
he just wants you to buy his book.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
or someone else's
He works for Waterstone's you know
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
BUY MY BOOK YOU BASTARDS
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:23, archived)
WE'RE NOT FALLING FOR IT, WATERSTONES BOY!
What's it about anyway? Am I in it? I'm not in Eddache's book.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
I just read the thing on Amazon
It seems unlikely that I'd be in it. Good luck though.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
It's the Diary of Samuel Pepys
Only with more sex, violence and zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
SWEET

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
hey scaryduck.
if i said i was [redacted] would you remember who i am?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
fucking hell, take your sex chat back to msn.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
Yeah, probably

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:42, archived)
WELL I AM.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:50, archived)
i'm in edd's book
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:50, archived)
Probably because of how gay you are or something like that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:53, archived)
is this the edd that died or that edd that not died recently?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:55, archived)
jeez, what a stroppy cow.
I'm certainly not going to buy it now.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
i like how baldmonkey got banned for copy/pasting that thing i wrote that rory said

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:46, archived)
I don't think he was stepped at all Q.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
i like to think he was, and i'll fight anyone who says different

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:50, archived)
i was,
i was stepped for a month.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
I'll miss you most of all, BM

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
haha, michelle jsut recommended a head masseur to joe
and i was like 'its not that kind of head joe', and he was 'lol' and michelle was '(2minutes thinking)...lol'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:51, archived)
MOD EDIT: That's enough of that. baldmonkey has been stepped.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
stop being a tit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
actually, carry on
I don't know what I was thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
phew.
i thought the rules had changed.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
only Article 4.45d
which relates to people of oversize face.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
And don't forget the Book of Finster, 67-12;
You can pretty much be as horrid as you like about each other; except for chums of the mods, for they receive the protection of the all powerful mods what art all shit.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:46, archived)
skinking you there, brother

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
Birch history?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
Dear god I'm bored.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:41, archived)
I've got a call in a bit
Just a kick off so I don't think I'll be expected to speak. Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
he's into caning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:41, archived)
is this the same as the "caining" thingy was talking about earlier?
i'm worried I'm out of touch with the yoof speek.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:41, archived)
yes
it's the probably
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
I thought
it was to do with
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
well, if you
might
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:44, archived)
i don't understand ANY OF THIS.
mind you, i am drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
Oh really?
*straightens bowtie*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:41, archived)
WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:41, archived)
oh you big silly.
i haven't even got out of bed yet.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
cor

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:44, archived)
carers late again?

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
baldmonkey you tit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
A new talk low
Damn you modedit
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
inb4 baldmonkey starts another thread

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
I got space marine and the big orks were well mean to me :'(
I only wanted to be their friend.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:01, archived)
They're never interested in just having a cuddle

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
they're all like >:/ and I'm all like :(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:06, archived)
xbox

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:10, archived)
pc

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
Stupid prick.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
no, personal computer.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
clickin dis

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
what did this say?
did i miss an internet loldrama?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 26 May 2012, 0:42, archived)
this is way more interesting
www.geekologie.com/2012/05/you-stuntman-becomes-first-skydiver-to-p.php
I wish he'd missed the boxes
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
in reply to your earlier question
I entered a competition to visit a steam brewery in Maine, but got a runner-up prize of beer.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:33, archived)
hang on
you're in that Nottingham aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:33, archived)
Great
I might go buy a load of real ale and drink it this weekend.
I like real beer.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
I might take beat boxing classes

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
Cool.
They're totally worth it
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7506017
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:35, archived)
Nope.
Hampshire.
the missus lives in lincolnshire and her friends live in nottingham, we sometimes visit
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
ah
I'm sure you said that before.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
I might not

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:35, archived)
If you do
I will hit you with something REALLY heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:38, archived)
DROP THA BOMB

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
*brings da noise*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
They brew steam?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:35, archived)
Awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:35, archived)
You think you have a bottle of beer
but when you crack the thing open it takes your face off.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
no, that's camping gas

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:37, archived)
'psssst' Ooh, get 'er! 'pssst'
You get the idea with that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:37, archived)
now go away and think about what you've done

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
Jesus, you're right

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
BORING

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
just leave it alright.
It's just not worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:35, archived)
what is it worth?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
11p

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
bugger
I've only got 10p
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
I can chip in with a ha'penny

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:41, archived)
hahahaha povvo

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:41, archived)
AND dolescum to boot!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
Vote on the QOTW
www.b3ta.com/board/10774648

Scaryduck not posting because you're mean to him. You big bunch of bullies.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
I don't like it when people fight :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
No we aint.
MODEDIT: Abuse about scaryduck being an alcoholic paedophile whose wife left him when she found his search history deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
oops

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:22, archived)
stop this baldmonkey
He doesn't need the abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
I had no idea he was having a hard time of it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
also it's psychochomps birthday today and you haven't sung him anything

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
:(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:31, archived)
Soz.
Hmonest.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
SQUEEZE IT TIL I LOSE MY MESS

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:26, archived)
How much would it cost to put an ad for Personality Horse at the top of the newsletter?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:26, archived)
All you have to do is complain that someone hurt your feelings

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
you just hurt my feelings

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
hey Rob.
Give Scaryduck my best when you see him.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
Why I oughtta...

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:35, archived)
good lord
a reply!
Alright Scaryduck?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
Not really
Still reeling from the discovery that I'm an alcoholic pedlo, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:48, archived)
'suppose I should say sorry about that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:52, archived)
Accepted
I know that showing a weakness on the internet is fatal, but: Yes, I am recently divorced (but not because of THAT), I only see my kids every few weeks as they live 100 miles away, and I've had three nervous breakdowns in the last two years. On the plus side, I've recently discovered the word "bumder".

But you lot weren't to know that, so don't feel bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:07, archived)
ditto divorce
my kids live in America with their psychobitch mum who won't allow me any contact...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:13, archived)
it's shocking to find these things out
I'd look for a good counsellor really.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:03, archived)
wait, what?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:30, archived)
We're mean to him?
He never replies to a single one of us. That's terrific bullying.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 May 2012, 12:22, archived)
i think it's very big of you, and the site as a whole, to give someone like him a job
people like that need all the help they can get
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:22, archived)
BORING

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
Robert,
the people here are all bitter pricks who just want to destroy everything. They certainly aren't interested in questioning the weak.
Sorry.
Yours sincerly etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
WANKER

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
PARROT ABUSER

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:26, archived)
Good lord....
Too many over-sensitive people here. If you don't want people to know your business, then don't post it on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
I mean, to me, it doesn't seem that difficult a concept to grasp.
See when we were worried our second child might have downs and it was quite upsetting, what I did, right, was I DIDN'T tell the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
haha, mongkid

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
The fact that he's not is a genetic miracle, when you think of it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:30, archived)
Yeah, see, I can talk about it now because you can say this and I don't get my prissy little fucking knickers in a twist.
It's a fairly simple notion.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
so if he's not downs,
What is wrong with him?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 May 2012, 12:35, archived)
Baldmonkey is his Dad
Hasn't he suffered enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:37, archived)
See? This fat ballbag gets it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:30, archived)
skinks 1 - 0 mods
Winrars!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
well those are all dull then.
no wonder this website is dying :(
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:30, archived)

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