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What a fucking ruiner prick, eh lads?
LADS?!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:47, archived)
Fucking stop this shit please j

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:02, archived)
get fucked, knobber

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:06, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:13, archived)
Clickin dis

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:25, archived)
Your ex wife told me you have a tiny penis

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:30, archived)
Totally pushing THAT prick down the board
Which b3ta username has the best scrabble score?

Please write the answers on the back of your hand and send them in
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:43, archived)
THREADRUSH!!!
Pushing that prick down the board
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:37, archived)
So it's FRIDAY!!!
Nah it isn't...had you going though didn't I?

Golden Axe. That was shit wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:36, archived)
great an orange sex pest or a prick
I'm going home, you can have this thread instead
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:31, archived)
Alright

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:29, archived)
When I touch my pee pee and think of rude ladies
It makes sticky milk come out the end then I don't want to any more
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:28, archived)
Kathy Burke? She seems quite rude.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:31, archived)
So at 9am this morning I had a strong hot choc from Starbucks
At about 1 the caffeine kicked in and I've had heart palpitations since. As the inevitable comedown approaches, what shouldn't I think about when the fear kicks in.
Edit: Yes, I'm a sensitive flower.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:17, archived)
terrorism

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:19, archived)
The Irish in the late 80's and early 90's got me caught up in 3 incidents in that there London
The latest fucktards have gone nothing on them.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:22, archived)
If only Muhammad was literate he could have prevented this

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:24, archived)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:37, archived)
you shouldn't think about an insane orange man with the I.Q of a toddler
with his finger poised over the button that can make the whole world go boom and who is likely to press it if he doesn't get his own way.
yeah, pretty much avoid thinking of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:24, archived)
Satire

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:32, archived)
I really hate you.
"Satire"
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:44, archived)
that just means you care

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:36, archived)
Dozer?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:40, archived)
Not last time I checked

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:30, archived)
The caffeine in coffee and the caffeine in chocolate tend to bounce off and enhance each other in my experience.
Just try not to think about waking up with no top on and the skin of your back glued to the seat of your car, so you have to flay yourself from neck to waist to get out.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:24, archived)
Don't think about how much easier your life would be if you had testicles

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:26, archived)
If the pixies didn't rob them in the night 20 years ago
My life would be so much better :(
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:34, archived)
Have a nice poo

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:32, archived)
oh man you can't beat a nice poo

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:37, archived)
exactly what I was thinking
#thoughtm8s
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:07, archived)
Those are M Dolphins m8, chocolate's loaded with em

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:35, archived)
Dial M for dolphins

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:41, archived)
They are fucking M&Ms you fucking spastic horse

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:45, archived)
St Johns Ambulance have an advert on the tele so you will be ok in about 18 years

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:35, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:36, archived)
There is a set of stores in south Wales called What!
With the exclamation. It really doesn't make sense, it should be a question mark?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:45, archived)
Maybe they're owned by Jonatton Yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:51, archived)
we used to have a card game called whot! when I was a kid

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:01, archived)
Looks like the card game
They used in Ghostbusters with the electric shock
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:12, archived)
the one we had looked more like
this
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:21, archived)
Tomorrow I am going to shave all my pubic hair off
Cos you know I think it will make me go down better with the female population of this planet
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:24, archived)
^has absolutely nothing to do with trying to make his cock look bigger

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:26, archived)
^ if I wanted my Cock to look bigger I would shave my "monobrow"
You know, me being a dick head and all.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:34, archived)
fair play

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:34, archived)
Dozer

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:36, archived)
never trust a man with one eyebrow

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:36, archived)

No such man, technically exists.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:47, archived)
all the more reason not to trust him

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:48, archived)
on a completely different note, hula hoops are far too salty

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:47, archived)
Salt and vinegar are fucking awesome

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:51, archived)
i don't eat those at all
i really dislike vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:52, archived)
I bet you have one eyebrow and a tranny kid called Noah as well then
THE ANTI CHRIST
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:54, archived)
I'M INFERTILE, YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!
wouldn't mind being the antichrist, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:04, archived)
That makes two of us then I can't give birth either you Bellend

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:36, archived)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:31, archived)
Don't think my wife was particularly impressed,
but I found being pube free to be incredibly comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:54, archived)
you need to wash your shitted jogging bottoms before she gets back

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:55, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:37, archived)
I really hate you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:05, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:05, archived)
And I really fucking want to suck your flaccid penis
Sitting on its wire wool bed of ginger pubes
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:36, archived)
ok
www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41413297
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:20, archived)
WTF?????

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:23, archived)
I don't get it
I just don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:32, archived)
it's Reaganism gone mad

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:33, archived)
Neither does she lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:33, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:34, archived)
seems either huge abandonment issues or raging narcissism to me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:36, archived)
I give it 6 months

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:24, archived)
mentalist

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:25, archived)
I want to be a fly on the wall for her wedding night.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:25, archived)
mcbeef

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:48, archived)
Good heavens

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:52, archived)
blaze it faget
i.imgur.com/PBvA1Vc.gifv
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:53, archived)
yet when I contacted the bbc about having intimate relations with myself they called me a wanker and refused to run the story

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:12, archived)
what a bunch of pricks
do you want me to have a word with them?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:13, archived)
please

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 15:36, archived)
Going to shave my beard off tomorrow.
I grew it to win the favours of a laydee who said she preferred bearded men, but said laydee is never available to go out (two days a week maximum) because she has full-time custody of her nipper, so it is time to move onto better odds. So, yeah, it's time for a good old emo whining thread.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:34, archived)
Yessssssss beard chat is GO

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:36, archived)
Thunderbeards are go, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:37, archived)
yes, that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:41, archived)
Oi you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzmH7wf9zOU&feature=youtu.be&t=54s

'member Bucket 'o' Bad? Yaaaarrrrrrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:43, archived)
Can't watch that at the mo, is it me dj'ing with my tits out?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:45, archived)
Yes.
No, just some Viking Battle Metal...
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:47, archived)
You on any dating sites?
if not, can we write you a profile for a dating site?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:38, archived)
Nah, I don't like the concept of dating sites.
They've always seemed a bit too artificial for me. You match with someone and then you go out for a drink and you sit there staring at each other because you both have the pressure of knowing that you're there to meet someone rather than just get to know each other like normal human interactions. I've dabbled in them in the past but nothing ever came of it, for various reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:40, archived)
^ everyone swipes left

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:03, archived)
There are more sites out there than just Meetic, dear.
Some of them even offer you the opportunity to send messages to people and communicate via the medium of language.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:04, archived)
Translation -
Club and a net, worked for my father, works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:04, archived)
The old "seal the deal" approach.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:09, archived)
Are you a chat up line guy
Or work through your mates mates? I found once I got into a relationship I stopped making many more friends as I didn't need to mine their mates.
Edit: I'm building a profile of you with these answers to sell you.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:16, archived)
Neither nor, to be honest.
I'm on a social networking site that basically gives you the opportunity to meet new people every night if you want to, as long as your wallet can take the belting of bar-hopping all the time. You get a fairly representative slice of the demographic, with a fair few only averagely interesting/attractive people, a few freaks and tedious weirdos, and a smattering of attractive people that you get to meet from time to time. So I know it's just a matter of continuing to go out at this point.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:21, archived)
hmm
If you only go to bars, you aren't getting a representative slice of the demographic.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:54, archived)
He's after an alcoholic on the skids clearly
Easy prey...
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:59, archived)
OK, it's not just bars.
It's bars and restaurants and museums and cinemas (although you don't get much chance to talk to people in the cinema) and picnics and treasure hunts and bike rides and....etc. It's a very varied site, to its credit.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:02, archived)
Get you, ya fucken' sociable bastard

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:59, archived)
IKR?
There should be a law against it or something.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:06, archived)
I have a beard because I can't be fucked shaving.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:39, archived)
I dunno, I reckon beards are almost as much maintenance as shaving.
If you can be fucked to maintain them, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:41, archived)
I electric shave the wispy bits on my neck and chin a few times a week so I don't look like a sex case.
But usually I do it in the evening, so I still get valuable minutes extra in bed in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:50, archived)
Fair enough.
I had to stop electric shaving when I was 15 because it wasn't making a difference any more. Decent-quality wet shaving products are tediously expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:52, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:06, archived)
+, fuck me in the arse and call me Mandy.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:08, archived)
Mandy?
That's rude
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:10, archived)
oh, okay

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:12, archived)
Mandy
so randy
queen of the hand shandy.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:14, archived)
Plastic surgery permanent for the rest of your life you have to look like either Michael Jackson or Jimmy Savile, WYD??????

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:19, archived)
If I had plastic surgery to look like MJ now, I'd look like Savile in ten years' time.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:23, archived)
"MJ now" looks like either a skeleton or some ash, which route were you considering?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:29, archived)
Cor, look at the thigh bones on that.
Might get some mileage.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:36, archived)
beards are overrated and itchy
to really wow a girl, point at her face and say "is anyone sitting there?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:20, archived)
So you enjoy men sitting on your face, is that what you're saying?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:22, archived)
did i say that?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:25, archived)
Lunchtime homo thread

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:31, archived)
I'm off to Subgay for a foot long big beef felch

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:39, archived)
Me and my tranny son Noah are having a kebab as we are both grotesquely obese
I am aiming to have my eyebrow waxed later in the afternoon.

Once I have achieved all of these goals I am considering a murder suicide scenario.

What do you have planned Dozer?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:44, archived)
Waxing yr monobrow?
Threading is preferable.

No plans beyond going to see Prick Gayve and the Bad Paeds tomorrow. I hope you and your offspring have a lovely kebab!
(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:48, archived)
I never liked Michelle Gayle after she left Eastenders mate.
I did say EYEBROW you fat, tasteless, offensive, tiny penis eating bellend.

Also just so you know. I am not entirely sure Noah the tranny really is my offspring.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:34, archived)
I think you need a bit of a lie down mate.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:39, archived)
I am lying down mate

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:45, archived)
Cor!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 13:56, archived)
dribble

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 14:16, archived)
G'gay!!
Lol. U r gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Sep 2017, 10:04, archived)
Real mature, Windy.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 10:07, archived)
*parp*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 10:54, archived)
*toot*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 10:56, archived)
Yet again I've been overlooked for the 60man ashes squad, dunno what more I need to do

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 10:08, archived)
Burn a few more men, see if you can get your ashes count up.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 11:10, archived)
Methinks the Windy doth protest too much.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 10:10, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 10:10, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Sep 2017, 10:29, archived)
Please go easy on the homophobic "U r gay" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive gay is posted on the board.
Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of gay boarders.
Besides, even if you would, he probably wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 10:28, archived)
lol
IKR!!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 10:56, archived)
Yesterday I was in town, doing a bit of shopping before the cinema.
I was standing in line at the checkout and I was convinced I knew the checkout girl from somewhere, but I couldn't figure out where we'd met. Then it hit me that she looked a lot like a girl I'd seen in an amateur porn vid. Lol porn.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 11:23, archived)
Fake smiles matched?

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 11:26, archived)
Amateur porn, so real smiles.
In the video the girl's actually pretty adorable because she can't stop laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 11:28, archived)
small penus

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 11:38, archived)
No thanks, I've already eaten.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:24, archived)
Can't beat a bit of aldi dvda iykwim

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 11:47, archived)
I thought this post was in Turkish for a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:14, archived)
fuquing prique

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 11:54, archived)
juanquhar

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:01, archived)
can confirm

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 12:08, archived)
A Spanishfly MORNING THREAD!!
Get in here.

Homos.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 6:18, archived)
lazy fuckers

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 6:51, archived)
ah Mike - erryone has u on ignore m8

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 6:52, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 7:12, archived)
Muppppppoooooo

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 7:16, archived)
want to say hello to Pakistan and India?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 7:18, archived)
Yeah can do I guess
ہیلو پاکستان
नमस्ते भारत
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 7:34, archived)
Anyone want a free ticket for the Nick Cave gig in Glasgow tomorrow?

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 20:56, archived)
No thanks

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 20:59, archived)
K

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:02, archived)
Is there any chance of changing the venue?
To like, my lounge?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:03, archived)
Soz m8, no.
I'm going to the Nottingham date on Thursday.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:06, archived)
Off you?
I wouldn't take a hand job off you if you had tits and a brain.

But thanks for offering you fucking spastic.

Nick Cave. What a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:15, archived)
No m8

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:16, archived)
You know what I like about you?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 23:13, archived)
Fuck all

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 23:13, archived)
You're as funny as you are clever.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 23:17, archived)
You know my favourite thing about you?
One day you and your tranny kid Noah will both be dead.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 23:18, archived)
This at least is true
But only after you my friend only after you.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 23:30, archived)
Ok cool

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 23:32, archived)
is there a webinar version I can attend?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:15, archived)
There's a paedophilic websex session fronted by a monobrowed behemoth of mentally ill obesity.
Is that a reasonable alternative option for you?
(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:18, archived)
only if it's at 2 am New York time

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:19, archived)
Perfect!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:21, archived)
Me

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:17, archived)
im in glasgow tomoz, can't get home after though :(

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:18, archived)
I'll give you a lift

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:19, archived)

Get a hotel room or sutin
(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:20, archived)
can't, working thursday.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:38, archived)
Oh well.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:45, archived)
aye.
I listened to that The Lioness this afternoon. It is good. Cheers for the tip.

I've just bought a sick winter jacket.
www.spiewak1904.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-spiewak-Site/default/Product-Variation?pid=SPMOW0235FLT038023&dwvar_SPMOW0235FLT038023_size=L
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 22:37, archived)
Aye, pleased you enjoyed it. Bleak as fuck eh.
I like this jacket in the blue and white colourway:

www.thechimpstore.com/products/columbia-challenger-pullover-jacket-collegiate?variant=47263726666
(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 23:07, archived)
PS that jacket is smart

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 23:08, archived)
saw him last night in Manchester
great gig. Even the gruaniad agree.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2017/sep/26/nick-cave-and-the-bad-seeds-review-joyous-and-unexpectedly-triumphant
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:50, archived)
Yeah I read that review, sounds incredible.
He's 60 now, probably won't tour for much longer. If they do The Ship Song I will more than likely get a bit weepy :'(
(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:56, archived)
they do
but also watch out for Stagger Lee.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 0:13, archived)
dunno who that is soz

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 22:10, archived)
Shut up MGT

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 22:14, archived)
Na

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 7:12, archived)
I am having a beer and watching the Fussball.
Tempted to get messy. But I have to do a webex session at 7am tomorrow to guys in New York.

You reckon they will notice if I am still drunk at 7am?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 20:33, archived)
Nah, couple of coffees will sort you out.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 20:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/8118166
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 20:42, archived)
The sensible answer is, of course, don't do it. But I suspect you've already made your mind up anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 20:46, archived)
I have.
I am being sensible.

And football chat. I had £50 on Liverpool win 2-1.

However I had couthino first goal. So that's fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:14, archived)
I'm voting with McBeef here

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Sep 2017, 20:43, archived)
You should get inhumanly drunk and then launch a websex session with the guys in New York.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 20:49, archived)
So 2am their time?
Go for it, they'll probably be cunted as well
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 20:58, archived)
Ah ok thank you BS.
It's been a 12pm start so 7am start for them so far this week.

This must mean the clients are connecting from another part of the globe.

I am given such shit information
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 21:14, archived)
totally pushing that prick down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 18:20, archived)
Hi Horbs xx

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 18:26, archived)
Go stab yourself in the jebend

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 18:28, archived)
What is best in house

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 18:30, archived)
To crush your Man Parrish, zzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 18:48, archived)
Wanky bum tits

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 18:42, archived)
Excellent work.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 18:50, archived)
New afternoon thread
What is the best thing in your house?

Follow up question, what is the best way to get into your house?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:01, archived)
my tiny fucken nipples lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:04, archived)
Everyones got nipples m8
They are worthless.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:11, archived)
MINE PENUS THEN

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:13, archived)
can't even see mine :'(
skin is so pale, they're invisible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:13, archived)
^ naturally airbrushed

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:19, archived)
and not an elastoplast in sight

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:23, archived)
Couldn't choose ,

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:12, archived)
The tick tock noise all over the gaff would deafen a normal before even trying to get out

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:15, archived)
I have worried that a geiger counter could pinpoint my safe in the past

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:34, archived)
apart from me
my collection of dragons, i suppose. the door is triple deadlocked and the windows have toughened glass. do your worst. be advised, however, there is a tarantula roaming around the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:13, archived)
If Youtube has toaught me one thing
Is that most doorlocks are utterly shit
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:20, archived)
the braindeads round my way couldn't manage that
and thanks to one of my neighbours, i know that even the police with their big red key will take a good ten minutes to open one of these doors
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:27, archived)
this
*points at crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:17, archived)
It looks damaged

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:18, archived)
yeah, that can happen

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:24, archived)
NO REFUNDS

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 17:27, archived)
My records
My synths
My tits
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:19, archived)
Best thing?? My Husband, dog, or telly, probs.
We also have a cool cellar, which the dog refuses to go down.
It's like something out of Blair Witch with a cool, old, stone fireplace type thing, where human sacrifices were clearly burned.
Now it's where the washing machine goes.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:24, archived)
you've wasted the perfect opportunity to make your own sex dungeon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 16:29, archived)
Probs my music collection followed by my books.
Aside from that I don't really have many things.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 17:13, archived)
There is a local jewelry shop near me that is selling something which could well be triple it's value at least , the old boy seems to have no idea, do I buy and rip him off?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 17:53, archived)
Sure, stupid old people, they're asking for it really

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 18:06, archived)
He clearly paid less than he's getting, so he is earning

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 18:11, archived)
It's probably cursed

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 19:21, archived)

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