enough of that
this meeting won't end and I haven't even had breakfast yet. What can't you wait for?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 11:24, archived)

The coming of a red heifer without spot, wherein is no blemish, and upon which never came yoke.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 11:27, archived)

Not sure that's true, I came yoke on the heifer this very morn

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 12:18, archived)

Nu shooz

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 11:43, archived)

apparently I need some sort of red/burgundy adidas with the stripes on the side
but I don't know anyone who could identify them
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 11:44, archived)

They're not touring the UK this year

( mongychops, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 11:48, archived)

see, when the thread's not about me, you don't get many replies

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 12:04, archived)

replying in here to keep the party alive

( $$ ✅, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 12:24, archived)

I didn't want to take your name in vain

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 12:25, archived)

more threads about manolith

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 12:18, archived)

tggi

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 12:24, archived)

i'm about to go "afk" for a while though

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 12:26, archived)

I thought smartphones had made that redundant now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 12:27, archived)

Arse Fuck Katieprice?

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 12:33, archived)

Kunt, with or without the Gang

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 12:38, archived)

It's what he would have wanted.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 12:48, archived)

a fantastic knob

(97800, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 13:04, archived)

To be king

(97800, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 12:49, archived)

+wan

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 14:12, archived)

New Prodigy album
That or the rapture, whichever comes first
(wankywankywankwank wankywankywankwank, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 13:17, archived)

Flash is cool

(97800, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 13:23, archived)

clever girl

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 13:26, archived)

thanks, but I'm a boy

( $$ ✅, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 13:29, archived)

you are?
but didn't we... y'know?
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 13:54, archived)

exchange feminine hygiene products?
yes we did
( $$ ✅, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 14:07, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqtmRhwiaJY
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 13:30, archived)

me

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:15, archived)

fuck yes!

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:18, archived)

not now, i'm a bit gassy

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:30, archived)

which one are you again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:20, archived)

the girl one

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:20, archived)

wanna cyber?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:50, archived)

i thought we already were

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 10:11, archived)

I better not have put on my robe and wizard hat for nothing

( mongychops, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 10:13, archived)

i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/286/490/030.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 10:33, archived)

that's even scalier than 2can pictured

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 10:51, archived)

nice

( $$ ✅, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:25, archived)

spicy

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:30, archived)

He's on fire

( mongychops, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:26, archived)

feel the burn

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:31, archived)

Strike a light, it's the 'andle with all the candles.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:28, archived)

better than the vandal with the sandals

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:33, archived)

Jesus, man

( $$ ✅, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:34, archived)

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:36, archived)

yeti, you're out of your element

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 10:31, archived)

Hooray! Hooray! It's a mano mano day!

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:35, archived)

man oh man oh mano

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 10:04, archived)

many wanky returns

(wankywankywankwank wankywankywankwank, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:39, archived)

alright wankywankywankwank

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 10:03, archived)

thanky wanky

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 10:09, archived)

hmmm, something's different about you
new lipstick?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 10:03, archived)

nah, this is me au naturel

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 10:10, archived)

disgusting

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 10:20, archived)

there's nothing natural about that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 10:20, archived)

15 years too many

(hmmmm, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 10:32, archived)

tell me about it
this website has been one of the most consistent parts of my adult life

brb, killing self
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 10:34, archived)

it'll be for the best

(hmmmm, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 10:45, archived)

to celebrate, here's a 24/7 stream of It's Always Sunny
www.stream4free.live/always-sunny-in-philadelphia

(be careful: might contain adware and shit like that)
( $$ ✅, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 10:33, archived)

but wait
a member for 14 years, 11 months and 30 days
we've been lied to
(hmmmm, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 10:59, archived)

It's almost as bad as people who open their Christmas presents on the 24th.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 11:00, archived)

That's a lot of candles!!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 18:29, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 19:46, archived)

imagine that - manolith's 15th b3taday is the same day that Michael Jackson would've turned 60!
how's that for a threadstompa?
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:14, archived)

this is the worst thread ever, fuck off!

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:14, archived)

mani are you ok, are you ok, are you ok mani?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:15, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 7:24, archived)

Morning, how's things?
I'm halfway through my 'holiday'
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 7:28, archived)

a mad week for me now
then one week to prep for a family drive to Croatia. Not really looking forward to it.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 7:30, archived)

Sounds awful
Families are just the worst
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 8:00, archived)

john list had the right idea

(97800, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 8:08, archived)

list cena
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:34, archived)

and this is full-on family
my dad, his partner, my brother, his wife, their kid, and us, all stuck in one villa in 28 degree weather for a week. There will be blood.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 8:30, archived)

Morning
Bit nippy today
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 7:30, archived)

phwoar etc

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 7:53, archived)

mornolith

(97800, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 7:50, archived)

like that dishevelled sasquatch knows what mornings are

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 7:53, archived)

wise fwom your gwave

(97800, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 7:57, archived)

it is, as it should be, twelve down and three to go

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 8:49, archived)

how many letters?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 8:50, archived)

question or nominate?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:03, archived)

D3

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:09, archived)

frinkiac.com/video/S10E20/z0t50rUi_hsBl1JmFPg1K9hn6nU=.gif
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 9:16, archived)

Hip hip, what's the hep haps?
My week's been getting off to a corking start: potential new job in the pipeline, and this weekend is the largest local piss-up/buy cheap stuff event of the year, as the city turns itself into a giant car boot sale.

How're all y'all's weeks going so far?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 12:33, archived)

Everything seems to be colliding into some monstrous black hole of stress, deadlines, disease, lack of money and time
and every other fucker's gone on holiday
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 12:36, archived)

I also seem to be turning into James May

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 12:38, archived)

t b
rn mm
into
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 12:45, archived)

Yesterday I watched a couple of vids on YouTube of people putting the Ariel Atom through its paces.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 12:58, archived)

And I watched one of James May reassembling a train set
and I even correctly identified the motor as an X.04 unit before the words were out of his mouth :(((
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 13:16, archived)

#sadtiemz

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 13:18, archived)

I no that feel's hun

(97800, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 12:46, archived)

They've gone as a preemptive measure, to make sure you can't spread the disease.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 12:52, archived)

Umbrella quarantine

(97800, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 12:55, archived)

#infest

(97800, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 12:55, archived)

I preferred the other thread tbh

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 12:38, archived)

fucking stay down there then

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 12:39, archived)

Feel free to reply wherever you like and get as much or as little traction as you like.
Democracy 'n' shit's great.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 12:53, archived)

barely started really
soon be the weekend though
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 12:41, archived)

It all goes by so quickly, doesn't it?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 12:54, archived)

Oh life

(97800, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 12:56, archived)

^ Black

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 13:01, archived)

Quite a novelty over there, or so I hear

(97800, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 13:05, archived)

yer, but it's nice to see a bit of variety
I saw a ginger here once too
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 13:17, archived)

I just got £25 off pontin's
Because they underpaid me. Yeah, only took 2 years to work that out.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 16:00, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 7:47, archived)

Morning.
Tuesday's child is full of grease, or something.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 7:49, archived)

I wish
haven't had a full english since May
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 7:53, archived)

hi

(97800, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 7:58, archived)

morning mysterious user

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 8:09, archived)

Woah oh ooh woah oh ooh woooaaah
mys-ter-i-ous user!
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 28 Aug 2018, 8:45, archived)

I can't believe you've done this

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 9:01, archived)

+cities of
member
(97800, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 9:22, archived)

Morning
Off to more course fuckery
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 7:59, archived)

what course is this?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 8:09, archived)

Today: course fuckery
Tomorrow: smooth fuckery
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 8:13, archived)

I hate fuckery
It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 8:15, archived)

more bank holidays please

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 8:49, archived)

I don't get one until november

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 8:59, archived)

that's sooner than our next one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 9:04, archived)

gutted

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 9:35, archived)

#votelabour
#fourmorebankholidays
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 10:33, archived)

last

( $$ ✅, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 8:57, archived)

you might be right this time
even monster munch has forsaken us
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 8:59, archived)

Morning
Also: laster
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 9:09, archived)

nice guys always finish laster

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 9:14, archived)

wankywankywankwank

(wankywankywankwank wankywankywankwank, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 9:21, archived)

typical

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 9:28, archived)

What a load of wankywankywank

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 10:08, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 9:48, archived)

wotcha
where've you been?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 9:57, archived)

No where, where you been

( mongychops, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 10:12, archived)

I ain't telling you, nark

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 10:31, archived)

morning dying flebsite

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 10:03, archived)

morning lackadaisical moderator

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 10:12, archived)

new thread please

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2018, 12:04, archived)

Lol, banned poster dozer thinks he can string enough words together to start a thread of his own, bless him.
I've just found an epic version of Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith that's been dubbed over using the English subtitles of the Chinese bootleg edition machine-translated back into English from Mandarin. It deserves to be every bit as cult as the original Star Wars films. Title: Star War The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 21:44, archived)

yes OK but what is your question, you know the rules here

( vladimir, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 22:08, archived)

This is /talk, not /QOTW.
You know, the forum to which Rob deleted the link because he was afraid his new sponsors would be scared off by in-jokes?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 22:09, archived)

What's the best crisp

(97800, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 22:24, archived)

What is not a crisp.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 22:50, archived)

That's a very broad question and I'm afraid I don't have enough time left to give a comprehensive answer

(97800, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 22:57, archived)

It's not a question: there's no question mark.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 23:21, archived)

Vlad above also neglected that but it is clearly a question

(97800, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 23:26, archived)

I've got some good mileage out of onion ring crisps recently, because they offer a good calorie-weight ratio.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 23:28, archived)

Dunno if that's a crisp, all the ones I've seen are maize not potato, rules are important

(97800, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 23:39, archived)

Yeti has me on ignore so feel free to say whatever you like about him here.
I for one think he's a prick
(wankywankywankwank wankywankywankwank, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 18:02, archived)

I heard his favourite flavour of crisp
is cheese and onion
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 19:14, archived)

I hear he rents his trousers out to an eel keeper

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 19:26, archived)

I thought that must be some kind of reference to something, but pleasingly the internet instead suggests the following relevant links:
_
Famous Modern Ghost Stories - Digital Eel

Specters seem never to wear out or to die, but renew their tissue both of ... And he creates ghosts, not merely in his own image, but according to his dreams of power. ...... It made me think of the sounds a planet must make, could we only hear it, ..... The rent in the canoe was the only thing that seemed quite inexplicable; and, ...

The Illustrated London News

He gives us cotton-piece goods for our shirting and our sheeting, for the ... trousers, waistcoats, blankets, and such like; he supplies us with stockings, ... Does the country gentleman, with his rental of five thousand a-year, expend ... compare the parlours and bed-rooms of our shop-keepers and dealers with ..... hear, lads?

The good earth

to admit his hand, and he thrust it out to feel of the air. A small ... blue outer trousers as he went, and knotting about the full- ...... cotton, she mended and contrived to cover the rents in ...... out of their houses to see and to hear. ...... and nipping in peevish astonishment; with writhing eels ...... Who is the keeper of this woman?'
( vladimir, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 22:07, archived)

I doubt I'll read anything better this week,

( vladimir, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 22:07, archived)

thanks, Smash Monkey 2

( vladimir, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 22:07, archived)

dunno who that is, who you are or why I should care soz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 19:52, archived)

Try drugs
They help pretty much everything
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 21:11, archived)

Morning
and stuff, like.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 7:04, archived)

morning
sorry I'm late, car troubles
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 8:26, archived)

#ironylolz
All sorted out now?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 8:30, archived)

yer, half an hour with a crowbar got it sorted

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 8:35, archived)

the bonnet was jammed shut, if anyone cares
no? not even windy? gutted.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 9:44, archived)

I care, Grrry.
I was just downstairs mounting the charging station for my cordless vac.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 10:13, archived)

it's nice to know that even Jaguars can be broken into
with a long metal pole and a bit of patience
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 11:23, archived)

Seems ineligant, could you not hook the bonnet cable from underneath?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 12:26, archived)

that was the issue; the cable had popped off one of the two clamps
so I had to actuate the lever from underneath, which is what the crowbar was for.. Not easy with a 3-litre engine plus all the accessories in the way.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 12:33, archived)

Ibywydob

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 13:31, archived)

You should see the powers of suction.
I've just done the whole house with it and it's remarkably quiet.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 14:13, archived)

media.giphy.com/media/PlgNz2gB8Q2fm/giphy.gif
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 15:23, archived)

Is that the E. Honda Accord of Justice?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 15:23, archived)

sure, why not

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 16:39, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8162637
(97800, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 8:33, archived)

I pumped up my bike tyres last night.
Jumped on the bike this morning to find I'd done such a good job of inflating them the back tyre was rubbing on the frame.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 10:01, archived)

Schmoove.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 10:13, archived)

I was mulling over doing an overhaul of the gearset on my bike
but I've found that, since its a trekking bike, the current 3x7 setup is apparently just right. Thought this tech was fucking ancient by now.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 10:18, archived)

I want to swap the frame on mine to an old Peugeot or BSA or something.
I've been told to be careful with pugs though as a lot use mad French threads and then you're limited to all French parts.

They did make ones with normal threads as well though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 10:53, archived)

mad thread sizes is French cars all over
all the peugeots I've seen use that bizarre gear-in-hub system on the rear axle too
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 10:59, archived)

I'll probably keep the wheels I have until I buy better ones.
I've got some bullhorn bars and tt brakes but the bars are slightly narrow so I'll need to ream/file them down a bit.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 12:28, archived)

reem

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 12:33, archived)

wheel's not in straight

(97800, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 12:36, archived)

alt: frame misaligned

(97800, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 23:16, archived)

hi bbz

(97800, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 8:33, archived)

hullo sexeh

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 8:40, archived)

Morning
These kids have got peanut butter everywhere
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 10:10, archived)

That reminds me of a rather NSFW picture I saw yesterday.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 10:14, archived)

That poor bath

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 10:19, archived)

It definitely wasn't that one.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 10:21, archived)

did it involve a plate of stuffed condoms?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 10:35, archived)

No, it was actually just a tub of peanut butter that someone had sculpted to resemble labia and a clitoral hood.
I was going to say they dipped their finger into the jar and it just turned out like that but it looked a little bit too realistic to have been an accident.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Aug 2018, 10:40, archived)

Morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 26 Aug 2018, 0:02, archived)

Early, but I like it

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 26 Aug 2018, 0:25, archived)

Cheers

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 26 Aug 2018, 7:00, archived)

Cheers

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 26 Aug 2018, 10:05, archived)

Mourning, more like

(97800, Sun 26 Aug 2018, 10:16, archived)

A very merry wank holiday weekend to you all

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 16:37, archived)

haha, you said wank instead of bank

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 17:04, archived)

And it was as a result of that, that he lost his job as Don Cornelius, inventor of Shalamar

(97800, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 17:31, archived)

Yeah I thought you'd enjoy that.
Wanker
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 18:19, archived)

I'm not that fussed by bank holidays

( mongychops, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 18:36, archived)

Full of tasty squid
And it's almost booze o'clock
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 19:08, archived)

I've just found a website that hosts the soundtracks from all the Amiga/PC games I used to play as a nipper.
Major nostalgia time.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 21:12, archived)

Chris Huelsbeck is a god among men

(97800, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 21:36, archived)

He really is.
Apidya is what had me searching for the site in the first place.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 21:45, archived)

Should do soundtracks of bad porn films

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 21:56, archived)

What, cheesy sax lift music?
No ta. I remember my brother telling me about how his mate had sworn off the latest series of Fifteen to One after they contaminated the soundtrack with "saxophone gayness".
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 22:00, archived)

Saxophone gayness would be a great name for an album

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 22:08, archived)

"Songs in YMCAb".

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 22:38, archived)

..........morning?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 9:07, archived)

grrrip

(97800, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 9:12, archived)

He must be busy

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 9:23, archived)

Bolting on armour plating and spike arrays, no doubt

(97800, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 9:40, archived)

Hiho SM2
Grry 4eva in ar metal harts
( H.B.Mupps, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 9:52, archived)

What about metal arses?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 10:14, archived)

4 eva wiv da angle grinders.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 10:25, archived)

this is the 7rd reply to this thread

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 12:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/8082258
(97800, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 14:02, archived)

morning

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 25 Aug 2018, 14:21, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 6:40, archived)

Grrry Grrr

( mongychops, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 6:57, archived)

getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d6301324-c4c4-4486-9877-61af795a157f
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 7:34, archived)

You're such a Manny

( mongychops, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 8:12, archived)

thought of myself as a Buck tbh

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 8:13, archived)

Top o' the mornin to ya

(wankywankywankwank wankywankywankwank, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 7:08, archived)

bottom, more like

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 7:43, archived)

a chico's gotta have his share

(97800, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 7:22, archived)

you've had more than enough already, fat cunt

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 7:43, archived)

Show me where I need to go
Donde esta mi chico latino?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 8:29, archived)

Hello there

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2018, 7:58, archived)

I'm not a sailor, soz

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 7:59, archived)

not sailor, o pa
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 8:30, archived)

hi hi hi

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 8:26, archived)

^ happy dutchman

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 8:45, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 8:30, archived)

wotcha sm

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 8:45, archived)

Mike is offering one-to-one online coaching & mentoring sessions via Skype, for musicians who wish to delve into his 37 years of experience in the music business as a singer, player and songwriter/composer.

( $$ ✅, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 8:37, archived)

Yes please.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2018, 8:39, archived)

Mike Hunt?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 8:45, archived)

Goodness gracious me

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2018, 8:39, archived)

Please don't use b3ta as an outlet for racism, or your posts will be deleted and your account banned.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 8:45, archived)

I'm not saying it is, but I'm also not saying it isn't.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 9:26, archived)

why do you send out such mixed signals?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 9:29, archived)

To keep you on your balletic little toes, dear.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 9:33, archived)

Morngen

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 10:08, archived)

my Grandad raced one of them in the Monte Carlo rally

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Aug 2018, 10:10, archived)

Jamie Oliver's in the News Again
People are upset, claiming his Jerk rice isn't authentic.

Perhaps he should have called it Fat Tongued Cunt rice instead, to avoid confusion.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 19:46, archived)

Ok

( mongychops, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 19:53, archived)

mongychops

( vladimir, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 19:54, archived)

Alright vlad

( mongychops, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 19:56, archived)

:-)

( vladimir, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 20:00, archived)

alright Ronnie Spleen
I have followed this story very closely and can confirm that quite a lot of those involved in it are bollock-heads
( vladimir, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 19:54, archived)

I wonder why a millionaire like Paul Newman never received such a backlash for his Italian pasta sauces , he sold millions of them too ...

( mongychops, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 20:03, archived)

didn't Mr Newman have something to do with watches, as well as pasta sauce and acting?

( vladimir, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 20:27, archived)

A watch, his Daytona, most expensive watch ever sold 16mil or saink

( mongychops, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 21:30, archived)

100% of the profits go to charity, can't really moan about the sauce without looking like a cunt, clever really

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 20:38, archived)

I wondered where I was going with that

( mongychops, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 21:26, archived)

I like that song he did about being in his car

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 22:34, archived)

oh ha ha ha what a wry observation

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 20:00, archived)

Hi SSF Friend

(97800, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 20:12, archived)

alright baying cyber mob #84237

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 20:13, archived)

Woah no real names pls

(97800, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 20:15, archived)

Sozzles m8 hope we don’t get b&

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 20:16, archived)

he's well fit!

( $$ ✅, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 20:16, archived)

I only eat authentic food like Levi Roots' spicy ketchup.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 20:18, archived)

Put some music on your chips

(97800, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 20:23, archived)

the fuck are you wittering about no one could possibly care

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 20:25, archived)

Like when Marco Pierre White made rice and peas using frozen peas because he couldn't be bothered to do any research.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 20:27, archived)

frozen peas and a stock pot.
The silly cunt reckons the best way to do bacon is in a microwave as well.,
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 20:29, archived)

Oh yeah, I love me some pale, chewy bacon.
How did he get to be a top international chef anyway?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 20:37, archived)

White privilege

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 21:10, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 20:42, archived)

Perhaps your should have called yourself MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES
to avoid confusion
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Aug 2018, 22:31, archived)