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So, what have I missed?
It's been about 8 years since I was last here.
(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 11:38, archived)
fuck all
next
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 11:42, archived)
scroll down
most of it is still on this page
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 11:46, archived)
Just been doing that
Not used to seeing 4 days worth of threads on one page
(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 11:48, archived)
I changed sex twice

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 11:48, archived)

c nge
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 11:55, archived)
We all live in a commune with JMG as our illustrious leader

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 11:49, archived)
someone made a post that was well lol
and we all laughed
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 11:50, archived)
That takes me back

(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 11:51, archived)
I didn't get it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 11:56, archived)
rob abandoned the place for 5 years
then came back and tried to stamp out the culture that had developed in his absence in order to make the site more appealing to advertisers. I'm sure you can imagine how well that worked.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 11:52, archived)
I bought some advertising space off the back of him banning drimble

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 11:56, archived)
He was an unfunny cunt and I'm glad he's dead

(97800, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 12:23, archived)
we all are

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 13:05, archived)
He still doesn't know that I'm the real Ed Zitron.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 11:58, archived)
Is that why /talk seems to be completely hidden?

(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 12:02, archived)
That is exactly why.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 12:02, archived)
We've just spent the past 8 years saying what a prick we all think you are.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 12:32, archived)
But you were all doing that the previous 5 years

(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 12:49, archived)
You missed the massive party last month

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 12:51, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 7:35, archived)
At 7.35? Half the morning's already gone!
Morning
(wankywankywankwank wankywankywankwank, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 7:42, archived)
you could have started your own morning thread

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 7:43, archived)
Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does morning threads half as good as you
Baby you're the best
(97800, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 7:47, archived)
Only you can make morning threads seem right
Only you can make the darkness bright
Only you and you alone
can thrill me like you do
and fill my heart with love for only you
(wankywankywankwank wankywankywankwank, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 7:57, archived)
What's the story morning grrry?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 8:12, archived)
toddler pissing like a leaky tap
staining everything yellow because of the medicine. How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 8:16, archived)
Has he got a urinary tract infection?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 9:30, archived)
nope, sent her piss off for tests and it came back clear

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 9:36, archived)
They stole all the colour

(97800, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 10:37, archived)
*surly nod over the top of the privet hedge*

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 8:28, archived)
*tugs forelock*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 8:39, archived)

fore bol
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 9:04, archived)

for ck +i
(97800, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 10:52, archived)
Alright, H. G. Wells.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 10:54, archived)
alright

(97800, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 10:59, archived)
Spending my vacation in the summer sun
Gettin' lots of action and a lots of fun
Scorin' like a bandit 'til the bubble burst
Suddenly it got to be September first
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 8:54, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 8:56, archived)
surely one of those words can be replaced with "bum"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 9:01, archived)
Happy Merchant Navy Day!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 8:56, archived)
my step-dad was in the proper navy
"picking up dead fuzzy-wuzzies on me 16th birthday", he told me.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 9:02, archived)
Hello, sailor.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 9:02, archived)
nautical themed bbq round at TH's this evening
pls let all the usual crew know
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 9:05, archived)
cool, will do
I hope he doesn't get rum bum again
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 9:10, archived)
Whatevs.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 9:09, archived)
talk to the hand

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 9:12, archived)
Morning
Proper lie in this morning, didn't get up till 8.30
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 9:31, archived)
alright for some
the bin lorry woke me up at 5:30.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 9:36, archived)
Bin men round here don't show up till after lunch
Unless it's the recycling, that gets picked up around 9
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 9:41, archived)
I didn't put mine out last week, because I was sure the bin men weren't going to come, what with the braderie and all that.
#binchat
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 9:42, archived)
I don't sometimes
But that's because I don't fill it up in 2 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 10:26, archived)
Goooooood morning! :) :) :) :) :)

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 9:42, archived)
it's Best Morning now that you're here

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 9:50, archived)
BOOM! NEW THREAD!
any sunday evening plans?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 16:04, archived)
Yeah it's gonna be pretty intense. Gonna do the older child's tea before bath and bed, then the baby will have a bottle and bath before bed and after that I'll catch up on some insurance reports and maybe do my tax return.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 16:29, archived)
rock and roll, m8
rock and fucking roll
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 16:59, archived)
Why would you give a baby a bottle before the bath , you're fucking up therec

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 18:28, archived)
TBH the wife does that bit so I've no idea

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 7:21, archived)
The missus is coming home

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 17:11, archived)
is she a football?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 17:14, archived)
Nah
Just spent week with her parents.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 18:10, archived)
That's why you were feeling down this morning

(97800, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 17:16, archived)
Baddiel and Skinner's post world cup cash in

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 17:16, archived)
Thirty years of hurt

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Sep 2018, 0:26, archived)
No need to shaaht, love.
I thought I was going to have to work tonight on a project due at 08:00 tomorrow, but it's actually due at 08:00 on Tuesday, so I can do something fun instead. What's on your agenda?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 17:17, archived)
couple of films, maybe catch up on some knitting
no course tomorrow, so more relaxed than this last week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 17:19, archived)
I watched 'Backtrack' last night.
Nice little Australian horror/thriller. Strewth!
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 17:40, archived)
What's it about?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 18:20, archived)
Psychologist loses daughter in accident, goes a bit spare.
Moves out of town and gets assigned some new patients by his former tutor, until he discovers that they are all linked by the same bizarre coincidence. Sets off to investigate, uncovers trauma and secrets and spookiness from his past.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 18:30, archived)
Aussie horrors tend to be a bit nuts
Bodymelt is a prime example
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 18:42, archived)
I'm a fan of Aussie cinema overall; there have been some corkers over the years.
Wolf Creek, Ground Zero, Ghosts...of the Civil Dead, Animal Kingdom, Snowtown, The Horseman...I fackin' love a good Aussie thriller. Haven't seen Body Melt...it looks completely hatstand.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 18:49, archived)
It is
Didn't help that I was off my tits when I watched it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 18:56, archived)
Actually I bet that did help.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 19:03, archived)
You may be right

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 19:04, archived)
Wash hair, shave legs, cheeky glass or four of vino then goss about men with Sharon when she gets round

(97800, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 17:21, archived)
that sharon's a lying bitch
you wanna watch what you say around her, she'll twist your words and get you into all kinds of trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 17:26, archived)

glass or four of vin Nand
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 17:35, archived)

do
(97800, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 18:54, archived)

legs, cheeky
(97800, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 18:55, archived)
I just want to open a bottle of spirits and get munted
but I've got work tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 18:12, archived)
That's a bit shit

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 18:42, archived)
Leave pub, get kebab, smoke weed, sleep

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 18:27, archived)
Sounds like a plan

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 18:43, archived)
morning
boiled eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 8:02, archived)
Morning.
Crumpets, again.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 8:04, archived)
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 8:07, archived)
They were and all.
What are you having?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 8:09, archived)
Cheese sandwiches
Gouda
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 8:12, archived)
Also nice.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 8:17, archived)
Yeah
Feeling a little down this morning. Nice cup of tea to cheer me up
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 8:24, archived)
something something British Empire something something Wallace and Gromit.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 8:37, archived)
Yeah, sounds about right

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 8:41, archived)
Morning
Lazy Sunday today
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 8:07, archived)
pass the chronic (what?) -cles of narnia

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 13:24, archived)
Here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fft9DLIp7E
(97800, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 13:34, archived)
Morning
Toast and coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 9:38, archived)
Morning
Tesco energy drinks
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 10:01, archived)
I actually went to the effort of making a picture for the current competition and those /board pricks didn't even comment on it! Reminds me why I don't bother any more.
Back in the day before this place went completely shit there would have been loads of woos and yays, now not even a lol.

www.b3ta.com/board/11264977
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 10:04, archived)
Better than the original

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 10:16, archived)
Fewer terrifying certainly

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 10:17, archived)
so if we stop replying to you, you'll stop posting?
or will you start linking your talk posts on links, complaining that talk pricks won't reply to you?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 13:26, archived)
I used to buy slabs of the lid 24p ones

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 10:21, archived)
I had some of those last week
They're not bad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 11:37, archived)
energy drinks are for idiotic chav neckbeards

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 11:47, archived)
says the wanky model train autism

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 11:48, archived)
vintage trains m8, vintage

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 11:50, archived)
you're not helping your cause, here.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 11:56, archived)
i don't like them either
but you might need to check your 'grrrmo vitriol generator' as i'm not sure chav neckbeards are a thing, idiotic or otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 13:23, archived)
not with that attitude

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 15:31, archived)
Morning
Bacon and eggs, cooked on a fire in a forest
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 12:45, archived)
you started a forest fire just to make some breakfast?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 13:22, archived)
Please tell me you were wearing a lumberjack shirt, blue jeans, Timberland boots and a beanie while cooking breakfast.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 13:33, archived)
Fuck no, too warm for a beanie
And i wouldn't be seen dead in a lumberjacomo shirt
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 14:06, archived)
I was just wondering if you'd gone maximum hipster.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 14:09, archived)
i used to like a plaid shirt
hipsters ruin everything
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 14:48, archived)
morning
nowt yet
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 13:22, archived)
I watched the leaked episode of the new IASIP this morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 13:51, archived)
I'm A Sath Ifrican Prick

(97800, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 13:56, archived)
you sure are

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 14:09, archived)
ama

(97800, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 14:25, archived)
i didn't know it'd leaked
verdict?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 14:08, archived)
alright, some good moments but not strong
drive.google.com/file/d/1W-F6K1iKhL04r107ELZE3GvR1s8Xi36V/view
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 14:16, archived)
damn, doesn't seem to want to work now

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 14:17, archived)
i'm sure i can find a copy, cheersss

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 14:47, archived)
Probs going to get a spoons fry up soon.
There's a taco bell in Glasgow, it's basically flavourless sludge but I still get a craving for it every now and then
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 13:35, archived)
In the future all spoons will be taco bell

(97800, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 14:49, archived)
what's your boggle?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 15:20, archived)
Member how they dubbed 'taco bell' to 'pizza hut' on the telly release of Demolition Man?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 15:57, archived)
i ended up having a margherita crumpet

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 15:42, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 14:03, archived)
alright willenium

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 14:17, archived)
I've just had to sit through Beauty and the Beast
now I've got a splitting headache
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 17:08, archived)
Bee are guessed

(97800, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 18:36, archived)
Afternoon
Nice coffee and a slice of lemon meringue pie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 15:22, archived)
Wh'appen.
In town is scorching hot and packed with people.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 15:40, archived)
I love to live so pleasantly live this life of luxury lazing on a sunny afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 15:50, archived)

sunny Sunday

Queen ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 16:03, archived)
The kinks piss on queen

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 16:07, archived)
no m8

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 16:11, archived)
Soz but facts are facts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 16:25, archived)
Lies on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 16:33, archived)
you can't argue with facts

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 17:31, archived)
Fuck that noise

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 17:01, archived)
You kids and your not understanding music make me lol, lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 17:40, archived)
They're both excellent but yes, the kinks shit from a great height on everything else.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 10:11, archived)

Queen The Small Faces
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Sep 2018, 10:14, archived)
Alright.
I've had a good Saturday. I got a fry up and a pint, then retrieved my bike from where I dumped it last night after snapping the seat post trying to give someone a backie on my pannier, then cycled to the bike repair place and replaced the seat post. Now I'm in the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 17:14, archived)
That is indeed some quality Saturdaying.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 17:21, archived)
I'll bet you gave someone a backie on your pannier last night, ydob

(97800, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 17:39, archived)
Benny Harvey RIP

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 17:24, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 5:25, archived)
Morning. I feel rough
Children have no respect for hangovers
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 7:31, archived)
mine pissed the bed twice last night
I got three naps of 2hours instead of a full night.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 7:33, archived)
Yeah, 6 hours of unbroken sleep seems like a luxury now. Not sure why I thought having 2 was such a good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 8:37, archived)
spare parts

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 8:58, archived)
maybe a third one would solve the problem

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 9:31, archived)
morning
woke up outside the house again in the early hours. had to walk a mile barefoot to my mum's house. just glad i've got a spare key here.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 9:51, archived)
you need a ball and chain

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 10:41, archived)
tried handcuffing myself to the bed
didn't work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 10:44, archived)
You managed to use the key in your sleep or you broke the bed?

(97800, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 14:16, archived)
Almost tore my arm off

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 15:21, archived)
Bet that woke you up :(

(97800, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 15:29, archived)
Heavy drinker
Or sleepwalking?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 14:03, archived)
Sleepwalking
Again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 15:20, archived)
morning. same same but different

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 10:02, archived)
funny how it always ends up like that

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 10:41, archived)
Morning also on this end.
Time for crumpets and coffee, then to head out into a massive street market in search of comic books.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 10:15, archived)
more coffee seems like a very good idea

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 10:30, archived)
comic books are for idiot neckbeards

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 10:42, archived)
Give it a rest, for Christ's sake.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 10:44, archived)
two hats isn't here to defend you now

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 11:40, archived)
I decided to make myself a caipirinha, only I put far too much lime in and it was undrinkable, so then I added more sugar but put too much of that in, so then I had to add more Cachaça but overdid that too
I think there's at least half a pint of Cachaça in there now.

How have you ruined your tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 22:38, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 23:07, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 23:16, archived)

 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 23:37, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 23:37, archived)

 
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 0:52, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 1 Sep 2018, 13:50, archived)
Alright, NAMBLA?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 15:47, archived)
How very dare you, I don't drink real ale
alright bluey starry
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 15:52, archived)
Alright broadsword?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 15:53, archived)
Yeah, sent an order to someone called Wei Wang earlier
which if you squint a bit looks vaguely like Wet Wang
life is exciting yo
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 16:10, archived)
I was that little boy,
that little baby boy was me.
I once was a boy,
but now I am a man.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 15:57, archived)
Good on you

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 16:02, archived)
And WHAT a man

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 16:12, archived)
bit disappointed mano didn't pick up on this reference

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 18:41, archived)
i did, don't worry
i had to stay away. if you'd asked for my hand i wouldn't have been able to resist
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 22:25, archived)
Alright NIMBY

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 16:14, archived)
35minute wait for pancakes, fucks sake

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 16:15, archived)
Quicker to make your own, no?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 16:23, archived)
shut up

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 17:23, archived)
howdy neighbour

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 16:31, archived)
Ferry well, thanks. And yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 16:58, archived)
i'm not even north american!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 17:19, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 17:37, archived)
who let you in?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 17:55, archived)
he came in through the cat flap

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 18:23, archived)
door must've been left open, she's wandered out again

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 18:23, archived)
I reckon there's only so much paederasty you can take in one go

(97800, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 18:54, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Q2z0wm8Jo
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 18:21, archived)
that's not even a name is it?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 19:42, archived)
I look nothing like Marlon Brando!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 20:48, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 21:05, archived)
4/7, u?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-45358123
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 13:31, archived)
6

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 13:41, archived)
Sex, more like!!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 13:41, archived)
cor!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 13:42, archived)
2/7
five failures bookended by success
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 13:44, archived)
Poo, more like!!!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 13:46, archived)
urgh, whiffy!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 13:49, archived)
lol!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 13:55, archived)
6-4 "Battle hard" Your score: 5/7
Lol "hard"
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 13:53, archived)
Bottie tard, more like!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 13:56, archived)
Dear Mr broadsword,
Please can mongy be excused from this Fridays test as he has barely got any sleep this week as his little sister has had the squits all week and unfortunately she has the top bunk.

Yours
mongys mum
X
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 13:58, archived)
dear mongys mum
yes of course, i can see where your son gets his looks from, fancy a drink sometime?

always b xxx
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 14:02, archived)
Schrodinger's number.
My score is a quantum state, as I haven't bothered to take the test yet.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 14:43, archived)
Have no dread, it's only a thread.
What's the biggest lifestyle change you've ever made to make a significant other happy?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 11:58, archived)
In b4 vasectomy

(97800, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:05, archived)
Hahaha
That would probably be my answer, come to think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:07, archived)
I don't think mine made the missus any happier, but at least I can't get her pregnant anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:17, archived)
I left and gave her the house

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:05, archived)
As in, you just said "Go on, you can have it?"

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:08, archived)
Pretty much yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:10, archived)
Blimey.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:13, archived)
Ah but she had to take the kids too and 20% of my money, mugged herself right off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 13:12, archived)
Doesn't sound like that bad of a deal when you put it like that.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 13:25, archived)
pretended to stop smoking weed

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:14, archived)
Did she pretend to be happy?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:22, archived)
sex

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:15, archived)
ew I can't believe they made you do that
girls are so icky
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:18, archived)
I'm all in favour of going from having no sex to having sex in order to make a relationship work.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:24, archived)
I went vegetarian for a bit just to prove that I could
then I went back to eating meat because there's limits to how much of a prick I can be.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:15, archived)
Not ready to commit to a lifetime of nutritional deficiency and self-imposed marginalization, eh
and yet you became an immigrant in the land of boiled tripe
(97800, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:22, archived)
Yeah, that's kind of what prompted the question.
I'm not sure I could give up meat entirely. I gave up caffeine and alcohol for a month once, at the same time, but at least I had meat.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:23, archived)
I went mostly vegetarian when we moved in together.
Easier than cooking separate meals.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:26, archived)
Mmh.
Roll on lab meat, that's what I say.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:29, archived)
Dalmatian is tastier

(97800, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:30, archived)
he'

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:32, archived)
I try to cut down on the wanking for at least a week into the relationship

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:19, archived)
Good man.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:24, archived)
Got married.
Is convenient so far as pensions and such go, but I doubt I'd have ever got round to it if she hadn't proposed.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:25, archived)
Did she propose on Valentine's Day, as tradition dictates for the ladies?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:27, archived)
Leap day is the traditional day, I believe.
So she did that.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:31, archived)
Ah, you may be right.
Hardly seems fair, though: they get a chance only once every four years.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:33, archived)
Oh ho! I see who wears the trousers here

(97800, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:27, archived)
yeah, we only did it for my kid's passport
otherwise I'd never have agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:39, archived)
I think that's the first time I've heard that argument.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 12:40, archived)

my kid's passport the gram
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 13:31, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 7:26, archived)
Friday morning, as well, where all the cool people are.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 7:39, archived)
it's also my 8-year anniversary today
bit of personal info there, to keep the social network bots happy
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 7:44, archived)
8 years a slav

(97800, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 7:52, archived)
14 years in October

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:00, archived)
:o

(97800, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:04, archived)
might have to get Polish nationality if Brexit goes tits up

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:35, archived)
You don't already hold duel?

(97800, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:36, archived)
shooting pistols at people is frowned upon

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:42, archived)
Get the paperwork in now, before everything goes to shit

(97800, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:44, archived)
not that easy here
I need to pass a language test at B2 level, which is surprisingly difficult even after all these years. And it opens me up to other legal issues, like the ability to seize assets outside Poland etc for inheritance taxes etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:50, archived)
They want you to properly commit

(97800, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:58, archived)
Is Polish grammar a bit of a mare?
I've just looked at my language certificate and it says "good command of grammar" for B2.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:59, archived)
seven cases, four genders (masculine animate and inanimate), perfect and imperfect modes
The number "two" has 17 different forms.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 9:07, archived)
sounds well easy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 9:09, archived)
difficult difficult lemon difficult m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 9:16, archived)
That's mental.
Just write it as a figure, lol.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 9:17, archived)
you have to wrack your brains just to say "two beers please"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 9:38, archived)
I think we know all about the different forms of "number twos" on this board.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 9:59, archived)
i thought you were dead

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 10:10, archived)
I'm like Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 10:12, archived)
fictional

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 10:14, archived)
I famously rode an ass.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 10:18, archived)

ibya
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 10:40, archived)
That's me, forever licking my big, shiny ball.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 11:09, archived)

thought hoped
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 10:16, archived)
Now that's a very wholesome fact with which to start the day. Congrats and stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 7:55, archived)
morning.
I'm going to sleep now. may the weekend be with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 7:43, archived)
sweet dreams woodo

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 7:44, archived)
Morning
Must remember to put the bin out before I leave
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 7:54, archived)
shit, I forgot to take the rubbish out

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:00, archived)
STAY ABOUT!

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:04, archived)
wanking

(wankywankywankwank wankywankywankwank, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:03, archived)

She's Out Of My Life
Beat It, In The Closet
Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
Love Never Felt So Good
(97800, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:17, archived)
Don't Wank So Close To Me

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:22, archived)
Wanking in a bottle

(wankywankywankwank wankywankywankwank, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:55, archived)
wanking on the moon

(wankywankywankwank wankywankywankwank, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:56, archived)
in b4 tangles

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:39, archived)
ah shit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:42, archived)

b4
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:43, archived)
in b4 $$

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:42, archived)
ah shit

(97800, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:43, archived)
well now we know who came first

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:43, archived)

b4
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:44, archived)
Hi mate

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:52, archived)
wotchamate windy

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 9:08, archived)
fuckin' payday, bitches
no dog food for victor tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 8:55, archived)
make it rain, mano

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 9:08, archived)
bottom

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 10:19, archived)
but top of our hearts

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 10:21, archived)

💕😍💕
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 10:25, archived)
+ or top? It's your birthday

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 10:25, archived)
Our office cleaner is retiring tomorrow. It was his birthday yesterday.
His 70th birthday. I gave him a present, of sorts, by doing a shit so huge it clogged the bog.

I am generosity incarnate.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 19:01, archived)
My daughter announced today that she wanted a black daddy so I'm thinking of blacking myself up as a nice surprise for her.

(wankywankywankwank wankywankywankwank, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 19:37, archived)
Ooh that'll be nice I expect.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 19:42, archived)
Easier just to fuck off and never see her again #stereotype

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 20:09, archived)
Something to remember you by
Just what he'd want, I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 19:44, archived)
What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 21:19, archived)
That's the Anti-Joke Chicken answer.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 21:34, archived)
It is often said.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 30 Aug 2018, 21:51, archived)
How did the retirement party go
Did you let on that you clogged the loo?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 31 Aug 2018, 6:54, archived)
Pub thread
I'm at the Euston tap with an hour to kill.
Anyone fancy a pint?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:07, archived)
is this like old internet days where we all ask for a cup of tea?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:11, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:13, archived)
good
mine's a pint
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 16:30, archived)
of tea?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 17:45, archived)
bleurgh, no thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 18:24, archived)
horlicks or nothing, eh?
haha sounds a bit rude if you think about it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 18:36, archived)
What have they got on tap?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:13, archived)
47 lines of craft beer, real ale and cider apparently

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:23, archived)
Soulless tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:24, archived)
unless you like buses

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:26, archived)
Really?
That's mildly impressive. I've never minded drinking in Spoons' though and everyone says they're soulless.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:29, archived)
Yeah alright, but not in there, I'll meet you in the george round the corner

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:14, archived)
which corner is that?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:21, archived)
Come out of that poncy non pub you are in, head towards the british library, turn down evershot street just before the fire station, at least they've got the cricket on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:24, archived)
thanks
The bree Louise was my go to for waiting for trains before it closed
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:28, archived)
It's nigh on opposite the side entrance of the station too

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:32, archived)
you like a greene king pub don't you
isn't your local one too?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:35, archived)
Nah not really, my local got took over by greene king and they removed kroney, I still cry about that at night

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:40, archived)
they upset real ale wankers too, so they're not all bad

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:42, archived)
Oh yeah they do, mainly because they stock their own shitty ipa

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:45, archived)
I've ended up staying put 'cause there was an export stout I wanted to try

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:54, archived)
^ hipster prick

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:57, archived)
There's a huge gastropub in town called The Three Brewers.
The only beers they sell are the ones they brew themselves on the premises. They've got four or five to choose from, and they're all shit.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 16:13, archived)
fancy a fuck in the toilets?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:18, archived)
it's a bit small

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:21, archived)
my penis, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:23, archived)
no worries

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:28, archived)
I'm on the train now
Wake me up at cov if I fall asleep
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 16:08, archived)
that won't matter if you die from sudden arrhythmic death syndrome

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 16:21, archived)
I can only hope

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 16:28, archived)
aw, dying of sads

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 17:47, archived)
hell, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 17:15, archived)
I wish I could join your FlashBash

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 17:23, archived)
I used to work in the nearby Head Of Steam.
Nice pub, as it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 19:02, archived)
Fewer shit thread.
Are concerts in bars where you're ten feet away from the performer better than concerts on massive stages where there are thirty thousand of you, or is it the other way around?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 11:28, archived)
depends on the music
Big bands in stadiums usually put on a spectacle: Iron Maiden's performances definitely wouldn't work on a pub scale. But last gig I went to, the band had to shoulder their way through the crowd to get on and off the stage because there was no other space, max capacity was maybe 150 people, and it was phenomenal.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 12:03, archived)
Cool.
I had the same experience last night: gig in a pub that was packed to the rafters, with the singers having to elbow their way through everyone on the way to the chair in the corner acting as a stage. It were mint.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 12:08, archived)
I'd imagine that the material from "Conversations With Silence" would work better in a cosy, intimate venue

(97800, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 12:21, archived)
I'm just having a listen to find out what that's all about.
Sounds like Aaron Copland.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 12:27, archived)
I prefer to shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Aug 2018, 12:44, archived)
but can your new bathroom cope?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 13:11, archived)
Dunno, can't read this cos you've got me on ignore :(

(wankywankywankwank wankywankywankwank, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 13:34, archived)
I saw them before they were famous

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:01, archived)
5ive, you mean

(97800, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 15:34, archived)
Morning
Thank God that's over, can we go back to saying manolith's a prick now please?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 6:59, archived)
Did we stop?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 7:27, archived)
Anyone looking at the popular page would think we're all completely gay for him

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 8:40, archived)

Anyone looking at the popular page would think
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 11:39, archived)
alright 2Can
are you jealous that no-one wishes you happy candle day?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 7:29, archived)
No, candle days are for pricks

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 8:33, archived)
Shut up. Just shut up and fuck off you boring GP prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Aug 2018, 8:17, archived)
I consider you to be by far the shittest person here

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 8:39, archived)
That's rich coming from someone like you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Aug 2018, 8:42, archived)
Just an honest opinion m8, no need to take it personally

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 8:46, archived)
Really and honestly. You're a waste of human skin.
Best you could do is kill yourself, donate organs to science and let your wife and kids meet a decent human being to look after them and provide them the love you're incapable of.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Aug 2018, 9:01, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 9:06, archived)
Jesus, can't you two just fuck and get it over with?

(97800, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 10:11, archived)
I think both of you are better than SOMEONE on here
you know who you are
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 9:14, archived)
Yeah sorry about that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 10:27, archived)
the after party is today

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 8:41, archived)
+birth-eating

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 9:14, archived)
he is a prick
for not banning you
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 9:22, archived)
GERTCHA

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 9:25, archived)
When he goes shopping does he take a manolist?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 30 Aug 2018, 10:29, archived)
manolith thread
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 15:27, archived)
We've had one of those already today, haven't we?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 15:32, archived)
It's time for another, well overdue

(97800, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 15:34, archived)
Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 15:34, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 15:47, archived)
A mate of mine's just posted a video on Facebook
of a muscular bloke with stubble dressed like an air hostess and re-enacting the Britney Spears "Toxic" video.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 15:53, archived)
today has been the best day on here in ages

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 16:17, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 16:20, archived)
Can you feel the love tonight

(97800, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 16:51, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 16:19, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 16:27, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 17:08, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 17:11, archived)
why can't all threads be manolith threads?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 17:27, archived)
if there was such a thing as manolith thread, it'd be like brocade, i reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 17:40, archived)
i don't know enough about textiles to know if that's a burn or not

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 18:15, archived)
it's rather la-di-da fabric made from silken thread
popular amongst Tudor nobility and raging woofters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 18:27, archived)
fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 18:52, archived)
popular page is looking sexy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 18:53, archived)
It's a wonderful time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 19:07, archived)
i'm just so glad to spend this special day with all my forum chums

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 20:19, archived)
Almost complete

(97800, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 20:51, archived)
I knew my pig would get me in trouble, and it fucked the top bit up, but I did it for mano, might go cut up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 21:02, archived)
<3

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 23:29, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Aug 2018, 19:45, archived)

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