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morning
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:05,
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No need to threadstomp me, you spastic cunt.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:09,
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Fight! Fight!
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97800, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:10,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/8215407
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:27,
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Classic JoePesky bantz, there
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97800, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:49,
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poor old spanishfly :'(
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:53,
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Such a cheeky chappie with his totes adorbz drug-induced psychosis.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:12,
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You only get one morning
And I've already used it
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:13,
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There can be only one!
*Queen, Christopher Lambert, swords, lightning*
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:15,
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I have no rival
No man can be my equal
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:24,
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Alright Éoden of Eorl, goddaughter of Théoden, shieldmaiden of Rohan.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:27,
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Nah, she whinges far too much
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:58,
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She's fit tho'.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:37,
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Niggaz With Emmental
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:42,
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+ in a Pie
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:45,
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^ rastamouse
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:50,
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Bit of a sensitive subject with McBeef at the moment, that one.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:54,
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Grandmaster Camembert and the Furious Red Leicester
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:45,
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The Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Cheese
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:00,
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much better
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:26,
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Cazelle de Saint Affrique Bambaata
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:45,
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Wu Tang Cambozola
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:49,
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Haloumye West
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:51,
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6ix9ine slices of American cheese
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:52,
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The Blackstick's Blue Eyed Peas
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:55,
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Edam
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:57,
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MC Rennet
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:58,
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Tupac of babybells
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:58,
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Cheazy-E
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:59,
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Brie-Real
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:25,
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Planet Rocquefort
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:27,
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Dr Brie.
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Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:06,
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Cheez Wiz Khalifa
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:15,
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there's no point in me doing these
I could post Brie-Ski Valley and no-one would know who I was on about
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:25,
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Don't worry m8.
I don't get any of these, and I started the bloody thing.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:37,
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Himontereyjack
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broadsword wโ, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:38,
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Caramelised Onion Jam Master Jay
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:52,
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beanz meanz heinz
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$$ โ
, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:54,
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Hitler
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:56,
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brexitz meanz brexitz
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:57,
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have yourself a merry little brexitmas
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$$ โ
, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:10,
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tonight i'm gonna brexit like it's 1999
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broadsword wโ, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:17,
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I'm too brexit for my shirt
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:46,
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Get outta my dreams, brexit in to my car
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$$ โ
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I wanna brexit you up
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:57,
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when you're in love with a brexit woman
it hurts
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broadsword wโ, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:57,
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hi
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:58,
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morning bent
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broadsword wโ, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:06,
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How are we all
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Mar 2019, 10:05,
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No one can speak - we've all been shocked into silence by the revelation that mcbeef knows nothing about either hip hop or food.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 10:39,
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actual lol
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 10:56,
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it's all been lies, i bet he doesn't even regularly plop his pants
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broadsword wโ, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 10:57,
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Hip hop faker, poopie traitor.
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97800, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 11:03,
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Morning.
If you're a cheesemaker,
scientists have shown that you can get the zestiest cheeses by playing hip-hop to them as they age. Learned any particularly useless information lately? Or you could just start a hip-hop cheese pun thread, whatever.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 6:31,
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hip hop cheese puns?
sounds shit m8, get some help.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:05,
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Public Enebrie
Yeah, you're right.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:30,
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Morning
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:12,
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alright
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:24,
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2 more sleeps till baselworld. What are this year's predictions?
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mongychops, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:39,
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Lego watches.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:44,
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Bin dun
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mongychops, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:59,
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Yeah, we've owned a few, but the straps tend to fall apart.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 16:07,
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Sundials
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:48,
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I think you can buy those already as watches
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mongychops, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:59,
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digitals with alarms that play greenfields
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broadsword wโ, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:52,
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Yellow rose of Texas on my old Casio was great
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mongychops, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:55,
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watches made out of a filled pastry crust.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:55,
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They did cheese the other year
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mongychops, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:58,
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Pietling
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broadsword wโ, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 15:00,
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Patek Philippie
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broadsword wโ, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 15:01,
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G (reggs) Shock
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 15:06,
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A fox-style watch with large bushy tails for hands
The alarm goes BOOM BOOM.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 15:18,
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Watches with tits
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 15:20,
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same old
I reckon
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$$ โ
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Yeah I think the same, new sub I think, rehash of an old design probably a millgauss
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mongychops, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 15:35,
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Jacobean ruffs
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 16:35,
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Loads of people making 'smart' conversion straps for classic watches.
Basically copying that Sony Wena thing.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 19:29,
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analogue watches with digital smart watch components capable of displaying texts and stuff like that
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 21:35,
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a watch that watches YOU
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 22:05,
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Alright, Yakov Smirnoff.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 22:11,
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alright
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 22:20,
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Pee on the poo or poo on the pee
Alright fucknugget
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JoePesky, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 17:32,
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alright spanishfly
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 17:47,
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Haha
Fucking spanishfly bastard
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JoePesky, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 20:19,
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are you still a tad unstable?
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 20:55,
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fucksocks has stepped back from the light and you're speaking with dennis now
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97800, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 21:29,
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Possibly past it but we’ll see
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JoePesky, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 22:48,
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Urethra gibbons!!
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97800, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 18:14,
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All the recent insults posted on the talk board that you've voted as good:
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97800, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 18:40,
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gibbons Franklin
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 18:41,
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spleener turner
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97800, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 18:45,
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Pelvis Resley
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 19:10,
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Toe-Knee Bennett
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 19:20,
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Bennett from commando
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JoePesky, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 20:20,
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^ Benny from Crossroads
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 20:28,
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PIE Jonbenét PIE Ramsay-PIE PIE PIE
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 20:34,
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Benny from the bronx
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JoePesky, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 0:59,
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Currently my favourite words are quilt and weapon ( both insults ) how about you lot ?
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JoePesky, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:20,
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Wee wee rapier
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97800, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:28,
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'you lot' doesn't seem that good of an insult m8
you fucking 'you lot'
nah it's rubbish, see?
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:28,
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How about
You lot of quilts and weapons
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JoePesky, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:53,
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Anyone got Spotify Premium here?
I've just signed up for it and my Spotify will no longer play any songs. If that's what Premium means, I don't want it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:29,
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no
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:32,
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I've uninstalled the app and reinstalled it, and it seems to be working now.
Stupid thing to have to do when you upgrade, though.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:33,
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I installed a Samsung update on the weekend
Now I can't close individual apps, it's 'close all' or none, it would appear
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:35,
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You're supposed to trust the OS to take care of that sort of thing.
Just like Apple users do.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:38,
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Now, call me a cynic,
but that doesn't sound like much of an update to me.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:41,
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I'd make some snippy remark about Samsung phones being noddy toys for idiot children,
but my phone is literally a toy, so my high horse is off to the knacker's yard.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:44,
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Yeah, I'm aware I could probably get better performance out of a different brand
but I know how to use and tinker with Samsungs and I can't be arsed to learn a different OS.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:55,
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The good thing about them is that their popularity means they're sure to get rooted and have new ROMs put up.
Somehow, my mum's crappy old Galaxy Ace is still going, so I can't really fault the hardware (even if the Ace is criminally underpowered and stranded on Gingerbread).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:10,
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I've just had a look and there's an Android 9.0.0 ROM out for my Note 4, so I'll flash that when I get a minute.
And which name did they decide on for Android 9? Fucking PIE, obviously.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:20,
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Will you stop it with the pie stuff jesus
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broadsword wโ, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:30,
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Pie Jesu
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 13:25,
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ha!
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 13:38,
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pie
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$$ โ
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Now THIS is the sort of upper crust quality I come to beeter for!
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:44,
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I've just looked up Pie Jokes on jokes4us.com.
You'll be pleased to know that things can always get worse.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:48,
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Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was pie
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and pie
Singin' this'll be the day that I pie
This'll be the day that I pie
etc.
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$$ โ
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you fucking stupid fucking cunt
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:44,
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I'm wet
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$$ โ
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I approve, you twatbastard quilt
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JoePesky, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:50,
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Quilted Weaponry.
Niche.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:51,
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Spoon
As for insults, I prefer fishmitten, cockwomble or ponytailed snatchpipe
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:11,
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Ibyd
Ydob
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:15,
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I'm a grown woman, I can put words together if I want
Clungemuffin
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 13:44,
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Haha
Cockwomble ! Thatโs a keeper
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JoePesky, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:53,
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Knob off fucko
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broadsword wโ, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:29,
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¯\(º_o)/¯
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mongychops, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:39,
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Cheers
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 13:44,
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Cheers
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broadsword wโ, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 13:58,
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This is dumb even for your talk/efforts
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97800, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:03,
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Your t(e type of cunt I won’t miss about the shit world
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JoePesky, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 2:28,
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Boo, Dick Dale dead
One of the best live shows I've ever seen. Cheers dad, thanks for the introduction
youtu.be/H0aZSo0Vsvs
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 21:33,
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I regret to say I've never heard of him
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 21:40,
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You know Misirlou
youtu.be/5Fb5apHfjugHe singlehandedly invented the surf guitar style
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 21:43,
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Consider me thoroughly enlightened
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 22:21,
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Never heard of Dick????
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 23:10,
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Damn, he was a good one.
That link's cracking stuff. 'Victor' and 'Misirlou' both use the Persian scale, interestingly; was that his signature?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 21:52,
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Yes, his father was Lebanese
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 8:02,
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Is this a Hezbollah thing?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 8:12,
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yes
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 9:32,
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He bummed me when I was 11 , soz
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mongychops, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 22:46,
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Alright
Just relaxing, listening to some tunes
youtu.be/GkyA_VwIiIU
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 15:59,
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What the hell is that sauce supposed to be?
The clash of colours is violent.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 16:23,
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not my taste, tbh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 17:33,
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youtu.be/qyI7QAnaVQQ
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 17:49,
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I've got DJ Krust on the stereo
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 17:50,
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on the stereo around my mouth
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 17:52,
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I am pumping litre after litre of flatus into the air of this pub
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 18:00,
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My boy started at 8am today, theyfucking reeked
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mongychops, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 18:02,
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Have you ever managed to do a deadly one on a rammed tube?
When I worked in the bookies I once let go a horrific hangover one, it was a hot summer day and there was a fan blowing at me behind the counter, I smelled it as it flew past me and went in the face of an elderly Chinese customer. I know he copped it, he pulled a face off surprise and disgust.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 19:28,
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Course I have
I once dropped a belsen honker in an empty carriage, the next stop some bird got on. Nowhere to run to baybeh, nowhere to hide
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 20:06,
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Sitcoms for me
youtu.be/EEtYVjn0OJs
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mongychops, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 18:02,
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:))
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 19:55,
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EPMD on the stereo round my gaff
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 18:04,
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EP O
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97800, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 18:08,
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I saw a trailer for this new Jordan Peel film.
They've remixed I got Five on It. To make it more menacing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFGmO1e_sAU
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 19:43,
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Hey, that's not bad.
The other day I saw a great fake trailer for a modern remake of
The Prince of Bel Air, all gritty and modern and shit.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 20:06,
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youtu.be/XeRCtv6YX6k
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 20:17,
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Ahhh...just when I was feeling my childhood hadn't been bumraped enough.
Edit:
Found it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 20:28,
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I will wear the green willow
a u
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 20:01,
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weur
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97800, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 20:38,
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and now Dick Dale
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 20:57,
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Morning.
*some shit pun about pies*
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:16,
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I could eat a pie, right now. Is eating a pie for breakfast allowed?
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Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:36,
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I've had cod liver on toast for breakfast before.
Breakfast knows no rules.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:38,
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Reheating leftover pizza from the night before is good.
Pizza is sort of a pie.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:48,
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Reheat it in a frying pan for best results.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:51,
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Microwave it until the cheese bubbles and the base is all soggy.
Proper slumming it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 8:25,
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This is why we can't have nice things.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 8:28,
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thing pie
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 8:34,
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Warning!
Do not sear the top of your neck hole with the molten lactate extract of cloven hoofed mammal
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 8:52,
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Alright, Colin Hunt.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 8:53,
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Sunday? More like BUNday!
#BakedGoods
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:37,
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That's it, that's it: keep the shit puns coming.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:40,
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p b
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:48,
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lol upset
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:48,
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lol you're damn right
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:51,
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Morning
The rain has finally stopped and the sun is out
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 8:36,
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Same over here, it's luverly.
Not very seasonal for St. Patrick's Day, but I'll take it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 8:43,
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It's definitely making me feel more energetic
Which is good, because I've got a ton of housework to do today
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 8:54,
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Not feeling my best today
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 9:44,
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too much pie
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 10:24,
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+r +a
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97800, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 11:37,
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Happy paddys everybody
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mongychops, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 10:00,
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Éire go Brách and all that sort of thing.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 10:26,
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Didn't know you were into Lovecraft.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 11:44,
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Feck! Drink! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 11:52,
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Didn't know you were into Six Mix-a-Lot.
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97800, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 12:03,
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Pick 'n' Mix-a-Lot, I call him.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 12:05,
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I like pear drops and some jelly beans
Gobstoppers and a few toffees
Dolly mixtures paired with a fruity lollipop
and a bag of rainbow drops
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97800, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 12:17,
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Pear drops...now they were good.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 12:24,
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Fry's five boys will be back in the shops the day after brexit, only 1d
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97800, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 12:27,
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Acid drops were the best
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 12:41,
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Céad míle fáilte!*
*"A hundred thousand felchings!"
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 11:07,
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lelz
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 11:35,
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top kek
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 13:14,
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^pierate
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broadsword wโ, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 13:40,
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Dunno what you mean m8
There's been some flantastic ones on here recently
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H.B.Mupps, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 14:22,
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Yes, some of them have been good, and I'm not mad at all with 'flantastic'.
However, the board has in general been spammed with puns so tenuous that most of them just involve removing a random syllable from a phrase and replacing it with 'pie'.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 14:41,
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shut yr piehole m8
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 14:43,
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^ fat bastard who ate all the pies
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 15:03,
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Billy Pie-er
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 15:17,
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Yes it's a terrible shame that with all these pie puns it's harder to find all your hilarious original content
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broadsword wโ, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 15:29,
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Handbag alarm!
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 15:44,
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Good morning European internet friends! What are your currant views on the bakestop?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 3:42,
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the pieing of lot 49
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:59,
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pie in a fire
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:06,
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pie another day
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:12,
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live and let pie
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:13,
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The Pie with the Golden Crust
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:13,
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Spoonbreaker
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:14,
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the pie who loved me
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:16,
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goldenpie
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:16,
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for your pies only
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:17,
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quiche-ino royale
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:18,
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puddingbowl (thunderball)
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:21,
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Quantum of Shepherd's
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:34,
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lasagne to kill
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:41,
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Moonbaker
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:58,
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on her majesty's sweetcrust service
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 21:14,
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vg
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:16,
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Shut up
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mongychops, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:24,
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oh man plumpiezer has me on ignore :(
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Tim Stilton ๐ง, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:40,
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Pie name is earl
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97800, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 21:05,
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North pie northwest
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97800, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 22:24,
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A tree grows in Melton Mowbray
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 22:33,
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True Pies
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:06,
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Six million ways to pie
Choose one
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:07,
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The Pieing Game
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:07,
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This afternoon, I found out
that the Breton anthem
and the Cornish anthem blatantly ripped off the Welsh national anthem. I know it's a good tune, but still.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:11,
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Piethagorus' queerbum
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:13,
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The Bridge on the River Pie
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:11,
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Logan's Bun
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:11,
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Pie, pie, pie, Delilah
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:13,
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Sell me pies, sell me sweet little pies
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:15,
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pie sharona
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Tim Stilton ๐ง, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:22,
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pie claudius
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:35,
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get the fuck up, piemon says get the fuck up
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Tim Stilton ๐ง, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:37,
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Scuse me, while I kiss the pie
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:48,
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piepress hill - I wanna get pie
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Tim Stilton ๐ง, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:22,
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pie king, of the hairy piekers
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:35,
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In which we meet Captain Bligh (CAPTAIN PIE MORE LIKE) and Mr Fryer (PIE-ER MORE LIKE)
Pie : [shouts] God damn your eyes, man! You turned your back on me!
John Pie-er : Well for that, I apologize.
Pie : Very well.
John Pie-er : But I protest.
Pie : You protest, do you?
John Pie-er : I am Master of the Bounty!
Pie : [shouts] And I, sir, am *Commander*! By law! I am the first! Do you understand? God damn your hide! And now you may dismiss, sir!
*sigh*
(sigh??? PIE MORE LIKE!!!)
and thatโs what I donโt post here very much anymore.
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Tim Stilton ๐ง, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:44,
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lol
I mean 'pie'
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:49,
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LMPO
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Tim Stilton ๐ง, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:23,
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come pie with me
CUM pie more like etc
cheers
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Tim Stilton ๐ง, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:24,
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cheers m8
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:34,
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Pie can't decide
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:28,
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dry your pies mate
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:37,
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Pie, Robot
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:49,
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the end of the world is pie
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:04,
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Piederman
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:51,
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You're too pie pie, hush hush
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:02,
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Forget the hearse cos I never pi
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mongychops, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:52,
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Pie me kangaroo down, sport
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:01,
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Morning!
youtu.be/jl4-EwptjzIThis made me laugh a lot.
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Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 16 Mar 2019, 10:32,
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Bit early to be so drunk you find those pricks funny
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mongychops, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 10:58,
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^
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 11:05,
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I found it
last weekend.
It's the fact they couldn't stop laughing themselves, and it was incredibly childish.
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Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 16 Mar 2019, 11:20,
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There again, I also laughed quite a lot at the below:
youtu.be/g7_VlmEamUQ
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Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 16 Mar 2019, 11:25,
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OK, I think we're getting a more detailed profile of your sense of humour now.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 11:35,
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sense of humour mental age
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97800, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 12:17,
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Do you think he still finds "you're gay" jokes funny
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97800, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 12:19,
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*your
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Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 16 Mar 2019, 12:23,
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Do your think he still finds "you're gay" jokes funny
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97800, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 12:30,
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Idgi.
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Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 16 Mar 2019, 12:54,
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Probably best to just delete this whole thread m8
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97800, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 14:32,
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But then I'll have nothing to show for my day.
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Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 16 Mar 2019, 15:59,
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alright
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 17:43,
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bit quiet in here today,
is everybody on the Gammonball Run?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 17:45,
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Who'd have thought that so many chat regulars were based in NZ
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97800, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 18:52,
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what
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 18:59,
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"Just an incredible frickin' start to the weekend" thread.
About an hour ago I found out that our accountant, whom I thought was a fairly good bloke all round (despite his Loaded ladz ladz sense of humour), is actually a sex pest who's been harassing a colleague and friend of mine for months. This is despite the fact that a) she's never done anything whatsoever to lead him on, because b) she's a lesbian. The atmosphere in the office next week is going to be
greeeeaaat.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 18:02,
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no pastry puns, 0/10
I wonder if mcbeef is 'on the choux' yet.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 18:30,
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Yeah, I missed that whole pastry puns thread.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 18:42,
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Pieto banton
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97800, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 19:58,
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Pie & Robbie
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broadsword wโ, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 22:19,
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Prince Far-pie
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 6:18,
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Put a wasp in his desk drawer
So he knows how it feels to have an unwanted prick buzzing round
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 18:43,
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Haha, I like your style.
If he's been to thick to take a hint so far, though, I don't think he'd even get it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 18:46,
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Sticky note on his computer
Saying "keep it in your pants and away from the female staff, or I'll fucking shiv you "
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 19:03,
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I'm sure hr could deal with it, and you office gossips
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mongychops, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 19:28,
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If he keeps it up, HR will definitely be involved.
I just don't get people sometimes. The man's 28 years old, he has a qualification in accounting and he's acting like a 14-year-old.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 19:58,
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Age is no prevention against entitled masculine fuckery
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 20:20,
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Manifestly not.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 20:29,
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Unlike you, he won't get trapped in the friendzone.
#AlphaMale #Game
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 19:31,
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Unlike him, I'm not thick enough to spend my time chatting up a lesbian.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 19:59,
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Yeah, she told you she was a lesbian.
Cuck, cuck, cuck.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 20:11,
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Alright, "/r/The_Donald".
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 20:19,
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She might invite him to a threesome though, phwoar eh lad's
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97800, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 20:50,
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Pretty sure this is how it works.
All those documentaries I watched ended that way, anyhow.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 21:37,
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ts;dr
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Tim Stilton ๐ง, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 21:42,
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i:ts;fms
ts;fms
ss;ih
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97800, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 23:08,
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Pie
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 17:47,
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When come back...
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 17:55,
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Alright weeble
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mongychops, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 18:00,
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Weak end thread.
Might take my kid here 2moz, seeing as she's a massive japfan
www.timeout.com/london/restaurants/ichibaGoing to make bread in the morning, might get on the shoe in the evening, kip sunday
how bow u lol
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:30,
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Tokyo dinner is my favourite jap restaurant, I assume my lads coming round tonight, so probably go play pool tomorrow
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mongychops, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:38,
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I've never been there, thanks for the tip
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:49,
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Have you got a slow cooker beefy?
This is idiot proof and great:
therecipecritic.com/slow-cooker-korean-beef/
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:51,
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I think our landlord left one in the back of one of the kitchen cupboards, might well give this a go, chz m8
I thoroughly recommend this
rasamalaysia.com/spicy-korean-chicken/It's unbelievably good given how simple it is to make
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:55,
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worr!
This is good as well:
www.bestrecipes.com.au/recipe/slow-cooker-lamb-tagine-L4406.htmlI swap the cinnamon and cumin for a tablespoon of ras el hanout.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:58,
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my wife won't eat anything savoury with fruit in it
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:05,
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You don't have to put the fruit in
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:11,
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^
I do it without the prunes sometimes.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:13,
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Yeah, I don't shag wrinklies either
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:27,
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...to have a good time, oh no
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 14:40,
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salad with orange, there's no fucking excuse
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:29,
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don't get me started on pomegranate seeds
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:13,
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That's tomatoes, peppers and chillies out, then.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:05,
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you are such a fucking prick
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:12,
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you've missed quite a few off that list
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$$ โ
, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:33,
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I didn't want to come across as some sort of prick.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:55,
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Their katsu currys are excellent
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mongychops, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:53,
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I've not had that for years
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:56,
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It's the best I've had in the UK
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mongychops, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:00,
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noted
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:05,
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Need to tidy my gaff because the olds are visiting next week.
Seeing Tony Law do stand up tonight.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:45,
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Right now I'm having a hard time feeling arsed to do anything this weekend.
It's Paddy's Day on Sunday as well, so I've got to do something for that, but I dunno what yet.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:02,
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I hate St Paddy's day. Too many casuals drinkers standing in the way.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:02,
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football hooligans getting in your way eh?
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:05,
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Ah yeah but it's all about the CRAIC, so it is.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:24,
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post a bomb to an MP
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:05,
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Only if I can post a glitter bomb.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:26,
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Fab
U
Lus
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:06,
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urinieren unt scheizzenguffen-plopps
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broadsword wโ, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:09,
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ausgezeichnet!
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$$ โ
, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:27,
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Avoid mentals today
Back in work tomorrow
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:10,
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alright
Haha like on b3ta!!!!
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:17,
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freelance work
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$$ โ
, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:27,
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not gay sex
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$$ โ
, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:27,
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Might build a database of all the bedding I own
item, material, colour, comfort rating, stains (with sub-section for type of stain). Trying to think if I've forgotten anything.
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broadsword wโ, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:48,
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stench level
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:13,
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ta, I can add that under variables
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broadsword wโ, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:29,
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Foldability
And crustiness
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:29,
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nice one, I'd be a right twat if I created a bedding database and didn't include foldability
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broadsword wโ, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:32,
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Haven't been to the nerd shop for a few weeks.
Might go there, paint some elves.
Might not.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:06,
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Dick around with speakers and amps
until something actually works
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:36,
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around with e +c
and amps
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broadsword wโ, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:39,
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morning
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 7:45,
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Generic dawn greeting offering no indication as to its level of pleasantness
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 7:52,
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k
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 7:54,
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Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
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97800, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:02,
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radiator pants are one of life's greatest pleasures
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:17,
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^this
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:23,
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morning bent
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broadsword wโ, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:11,
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broady xx
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:17,
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Just blew my nose and it sounded like the drum rolls at the start of the pearl & dean music
so today is off to a solid start
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broadsword wโ, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:36,
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solid like a poo lol
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:37,
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ashford & simpsonzzzzzzz
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broadsword wโ, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:37,
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beware the ides
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:38,
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'ide' delete your account if I were you!!!
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:43,
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remove the girl
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 9:16,
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Stap me vitals, it's Friday morning.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:46,
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alright
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:51,
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y
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 9:11,
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Happy World Consumer Rights Day!
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$$ โ
, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:50,
archived)
alright dribble
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:51,
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$$
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$$ โ
, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:52,
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I demand to see the manager
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:58,
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sure
*points at bumhole*
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$$ โ
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an IT guy at my employer died at work this morning, in full view of his colleagues
Has anyone ever carked it in front of you?
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:14,
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Bloody hell, what happened?
And I've never had that dubious privilege so far.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:18,
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dunno
IT are in a different building.An email went round from the COO saying that a colleague died shortly after arriving at work this morning.
Prolly a heart attack or something.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:25,
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If only there was a requirement for workplaces to have adequate first aid provision and suitably trained staff
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97800, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:32,
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it could have been aneurysm or just dropped down dead
A friend of mine died last year, inconclusive post mortem. He just died. Nothing any first aider could do.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:36,
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Probably just need to switch him off and back on again.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 18:23,
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I like this.
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Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 14 Mar 2019, 18:42,
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Are you a copper?
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:29,
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Fell down the stairs while resisting a disciplinary
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97800, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:36,
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yes
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:36,
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dark
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$$ โ
, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:50,
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well every time you post on here I die a little
does that count?
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:54,
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no
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 18:00,
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la petite mort?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 18:41,
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Ella Fitzgeraldzzz
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97800, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 19:19,
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In full view of his colleagues? Is that rude then? Should he not have done that?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 21:30,
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My girlfriend's dad.
He was not noticeably more useless afterwards than he was beforehand.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 14 Mar 2019, 21:39,
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