morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 7:15, archived)

enjoy your breakfast

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 7:28, archived)

unlikely, dull toast and peanut butter

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 7:32, archived)

Crunchy or smooth

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Jun 2020, 7:33, archived)

crunchy

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 7:49, archived)

there can be no other

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 7:51, archived)

Wow, living the life
Glad the wife is back :)
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 8:07, archived)

Hello

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Jun 2020, 7:32, archived)

hello mate, the missus is home and enjoying her first uninterrupted night's sleep in over a month

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 7:49, archived)

Great news!

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 8:16, archived)

ta, it fucking is

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 8:17, archived)

Excellent news!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Jun 2020, 9:06, archived)

innit

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 9:22, archived)

Hurrah for her and hurrah for you!
Great news.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 9:21, archived)

chz m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 9:23, archived)

three cheers for mrs mcbeef!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 9:27, archived)

Cheers

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 9:35, archived)

Cheers

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 9:37, archived)

That's cheating

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 11:57, archived)

I'm a dirty fucking cheater, deal with it gurl-friend

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 12:47, archived)

cheers

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 9:56, archived)

Cheers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 11:58, archived)

alright 💨🐖

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 8:00, archived)

Good morning.
Glad to hear t'other half is home.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 7:53, archived)

thank you, it's fantastic
it's a rather precarious time now, but fantastic all the same
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 7:58, archived)

finally 3 lions on a shirt again, eh?
(bad 1966 World Cup reference)
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 7:58, archived)

Chiz, I've got that in my head now.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 8:08, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 7:58, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 8:12, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 8:15, archived)

good day to you

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 8:17, archived)

alright 👊🐵

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 8:30, archived)

Morning
Congratulations on getting your wife/significant other [delete as applicable] back.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Jun 2020, 8:55, archived)

hello m8
Wife - and thanks a lot
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 9:00, archived)

yo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 9:24, archived)

We were rippin' up
We were rockin' up
Roll it over and lay it down
We were shakin' up
We were breakin' up
We were rockin' to the Tang-a-lang sound of the music
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 9:27, archived)

and that's a true story

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 9:27, archived)

yo

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 9:32, archived)

sup stickles

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 9:34, archived)

glad you've got her home
I've been painting a big canvas of my dick
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 9:48, archived)

oy

(97800, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 9:40, archived)

vey

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 10:56, archived)

I am here.
Settle down.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 9:48, archived)

phew panic over, guy's!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 10:56, archived)

sunday afternoon alright thread

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 17:30, archived)

looking forward to a little afternoon alright

(97800, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 17:36, archived)

alright dribble

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 17:42, archived)

$$

(97800, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 19:32, archived)

alright

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 18:10, archived)

alright

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 18:31, archived)

yeah not bad, relaxing with a beer

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 18:37, archived)

Lather my hairy bundle

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 18:45, archived)

Go ahead and say so if you don’t want to

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 18:50, archived)

Yeah that’s what I thought

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 18:54, archived)

Sexy

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 18:58, archived)

Personally I’m appalled.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 19:06, archived)

I'd really rather not.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 19:04, archived)

This news arrives 10 minutes too late to help your case I’m afraid, you had Ample Time to Speak Up

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 19:06, archived)

shit

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 19:08, archived)

Yes, and now you’ll Lather It And Like It.
Believe me, this is as upsetting for me as it is for you
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 19:44, archived)

Bit of 'ow's your lather, eh?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 20:30, archived)

#metoo

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 20:31, archived)

Watching dinosaurs and eating octopus
I'm good
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 20:31, archived)

alright

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 23:16, archived)

Good morning, on this fine day of the Lord.
Please rate your hangovers out of 10.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 8:51, archived)

Good morning.
I haven't got one thanks, as heavy drinking is neither big nor clever.
Cheers
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 8:55, archived)

Pushing D×z×r down the board
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 8:56, archived)

Top tip:
if you point out how he's a self entitled shallow affect imbecile who's a lot less popular and accomplished than he thinks he is, he'll put you on ignore.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 13:52, archived)

it was more because you were properly going mental
and he was worried that you were going to break down
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 14:18, archived)

Because he has always shown such concern for my well being.
He clumsily tried to use mental health as a weapon to beat me with many many times. This excuse seems quite disingenuous.

It seems as though he likes to make personal insults but gets deeply upset if someone points out how he's a self entitled shallow affect imbecile who's a lot less popular and accomplished than he thinks he is.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 15:09, archived)

to be honest
you don't help yourself
I couldn't even be arsed to read all of that because you're so dull.
I only don't put you on ignore myself because I enjoy seeing the responses to your wittering
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 15:37, archived)

He's a delicate blend of the increasingly tenuous grip on reality of spanishfly
and the colossal self-important dullness of Rurb Furhurm.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 15:57, archived)

Questionable self awareness and mundanity is my stated thing, so your comment fills me with pride, cheers.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 16:36, archived)

I don't help myself in what respect?
What do you think it is I'm trying to achieve here on /talk?

Have you seen the popular page recently?
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 16:33, archived)

'What do you think it is I'm trying to achieve here on /talk?'
and you reference the populol page
where it's not just me calling you a dull cunt
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 18:12, archived)

Hey you just quoted me and pointed out something else I said
and yet completely missed the point.

"I only don't put you on ignore myself because I enjoy seeing the responses to your wittering"
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 19:13, archived)

I think it's trying to achieve being the centre of attention for all the wrong reasons

(97800, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 19:41, archived)

Again, I refer you to the popular page.
You already made me centre of attention. In wrestling parlance, I'm the most over heel you've got.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 14:29, archived)

“He clumsily tried to use mental health as a weapon to beat me with many many times” does not sound like something a mentally healthy person would normally say.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 19:48, archived)

I only claim to be stable.
But he did exactly what I said he did. He looked up my posting history to find out what I'd said about my mental health, then tried to use that to upset me.

So I don't believe he's being sincere when he says he's ignoring me to protect MY mental health. He tried his best to give me a breakdown, but his best is pathetic.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 13:41, archived)

Are you yourself not the publican of a drinking establishment?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 9:31, archived)

I am yes. Ergo, my customers are small and unintelligent
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 10:24, archived)

About a 3 or 4
Slight headache and dodgy stomach. Iced tea and Sherlock helps.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 9:24, archived)

Hmm.
Every time I try to tell people that Benedict Cumberbatch looks like an alien who's stretched a flesh-coloured polymer face over its angular alien skull, they're all like "nuh-uh, he's totally fit and stuff."
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 9:35, archived)

Well he is

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 9:37, archived)

You see? Nobody believes me.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 9:38, archived)

Alien mind control

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 9:48, archived)

Surely you mean Bendydick Cucumberpatch, oh ahahaha, he has a funny name, don't you see?!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 9:43, archived)

Reddit in particular is terrible for this trend and it makes me fucking seethe.
It was very, very mildly amusing the first time. Reading it for the five thousandth time makes me want to destroy furniture.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 9:49, archived)

i worked on a thing he was in when he was young
and I really don’t understand how he’s successful
never mind a sex symbol
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 9:45, archived)

He's very Establishment, which probably helped.
Went to Harrow, his parents were both in the trade, etc.

I mean, I've got nothing against him personally; he comes across as a decent enough bloke in interviews. But yeah, his sex symbol status is a mystery to me as well.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 9:53, archived)

Oh, he's not my favourite Sherlock
Not when there's Basil Rathbone or Jeremy Brett to choose from
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 10:04, archived)

+1 for Brett here

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 12:56, archived)

His dying detective was brilliant

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 13:18, archived)

Alright brooker

(97800, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 10:43, archived)

no hangover here
small headache anyway because apparently why not :(
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 9:43, archived)

It is Sunday, after all.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 9:53, archived)

2, residual from Friday
They might let my wife come home today
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 10:02, archived)

They better had, jussayin'.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 10:07, archived)

You will have to welcome her by taking the knee
And clapping/banging a pan
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 10:27, archived)

p n
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 10:28, archived)

clanning?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 10:30, archived)

nice work, monster munch!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 10:43, archived)

*doffs cap*

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 11:58, archived)

🤞
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 10:28, archived)

Seconded!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 10:35, archived)

Let's hope so

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 10:37, archived)

OI OI!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 10:43, archived)

One of the lifers in "Life After Life" by Tony Parker
was walking down the street one afternoon when a guy walked past him, patted him on the bum and said "Oi oi!", so he turned round and stabbed him to death. Because he "couldn't have anyone thinking he was like that".
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 10:51, archived)

ok, thanks

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 11:04, archived)

It's an excellent book.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 11:51, archived)

is it as good as Bravo Two Zero?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 11:59, archived)

I'd venture to say it's even better than that.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 12:01, archived)

Certainly not

(97800, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 12:06, archived)

honestly, is anything?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 12:09, archived)

is it as good as bravo three tango alpha?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 19:04, archived)

The usual low-level 3, except it's apparently permanent and has nothing to do with how much I drink

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 12:53, archived)

Now I'm not a doctor, but that might just not be a hangover.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 13:00, archived)

👆
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 13:14, archived)

Yeah it’s weird, it’s been gradually coming on over the years, also my hair has been steadily falling out and my eyesight has been getting worse :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 18:57, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 3:38, archived)

Just phoned the local taxi company.
They won't deliver alcohol. HELP!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 17:06, archived)

Have you tried going to a shop?

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 17:14, archived)

can you not get a taxi to the shop?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 17:15, archived)

They wouldn’t drive him home again though, because that’s delivering alcohol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 19:57, archived)

nightmare

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 19:58, archived)

He could always leave it at the store

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 20:01, archived)

That's a stupid idea.
The obvious solution is to down the whole lot outside the shop, then ride home.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 20:43, archived)

Technically, that's still delivering alcohol. Unless he leaves it in the car just before getting out.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 23:47, archived)

Our Bargain Booze does deliveries.
Useless if you need a taxi, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 17:27, archived)

Bargain booze deliveries

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 18:02, archived)

All the app delivery places have shops selling booze on them

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 17:32, archived)

i can go from my house to the shop, buy alcohol and be back on my couch within 3 minutes
and yes, i am sad enough to have timed myself before now
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 18:02, archived)

Is your local shop literally next door?
Because that's quite impressive.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 20:55, archived)

3 doors away

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 22:32, archived)

Best version of Supermarket Sweep ever.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 22:38, archived)

<s> steal

(97800, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 20:59, archived)

I love how you can always tell which popular page posts are replies to brb.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 18:27, archived)

I don't reply anymore, it only seems to encourage it to be stupefyingly dull.
I reckon it thinks it's clever and/or 'trolling' /talk, so best not to engage.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 6 Jun 2020, 18:43, archived)

prick

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 7 Jun 2020, 0:51, archived)

Evening all.

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 18:58, archived)

Wife went out for my booze, do you have a wife, could you perhaps find one at short notice?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 20:00, archived)

To be clear: I’m not offering. That would be weird.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 20:02, archived)

Back in my day you could order them online
you'll just need to work out the thai or russian for "buy me beer"
(97800, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 20:06, archived)

I remember when I were a lad,
all this were fields.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 22:01, archived)

afternoon

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 12:24, archived)

alright , proper windy outside, might stop in today

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 12:32, archived)

aye, blustery
but at least the sun's out
just sticking the bacon on for lunch
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 12:49, archived)

Late start, today.
Got up late, slow morning, videogames, now queuing at Sainsbury's.
/blog
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 12:49, archived)

same
up at 10am,
late lunch, taking it easy
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 12:49, archived)

Pre-lockdown, weekends were always pretty hectic,
now we just cba.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 12:53, archived)

it used to be my supermarket day
but like fuck would I go to a supermarket on the weekend now
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 13:35, archived)

Same.
Although I might just keep getting deliveries now.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 14:06, archived)

tbh
never even tried, gf tried for ages to get slots so I never bothered
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 14:09, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AQKCGzDQy8
(97800, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 15:09, archived)

I got one the next day at morrisons last week.
The only disappointment was they refunded my gin because it was out of stock, yet still sent the tonic and limes.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 16:44, archived)

eef

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 17:11, archived)

don't mention limes in the context of gin, mate

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 18:03, archived)

these days, if you say you're English, you get thrown in jail

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 12:51, archived)

The English are not to be trusted.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 12:54, archived)

no, you don't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 12:56, archived)

arrested too

(97800, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 13:16, archived)

You, on the other hand, get off scot-free.
Aha! Ahaha! Ahahahaha! Bantz!
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 13:18, archived)

then say you’re english
and do us all a favour
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 13:34, archived)

Afternoon
Watching shooting fish while I wait for my jumper to dry
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 13:28, archived)

shooting fish!
not seen that in about 20 years. Kate Beckinsale! :)
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 13:33, archived)

My bf introduced me to it
He said he knew I'd like it but, given some of the films he's said I'd like, I was doubtful. Then they start the film by playing me and you versus the world by space and that was that.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 13:44, archived)

:D

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 13:46, archived)

time of day
brief elaboration
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 13:46, archived)

fuck off you dull spastic

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 13:49, archived)

Your responses are about as tedious
As brb's posts
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 16:11, archived)

so's your face

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 17:12, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 7:27, archived)

lol blanked

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 8:32, archived)

Soz, too busy sending thought's and prayer's to a woman who was in the charts briefly 20 years ago, apparently she's hurt herself a bit but it's not too bad, phew

(97800, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 8:57, archived)

she looks like a rhomboidal cat

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 9:01, archived)

Her cheekbones are exactly parallel with her jawline.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 9:22, archived)

Lesser know Beatles lyrzzzz

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 19:59, archived)

I liked that joke at the time
About how she was found dead in a French footballer's penthouse apartment.

It was murder on Zidane's floor.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 6 Jun 2020, 11:30, archived)

ok

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 11:34, archived)

I've just been on teh YouTube
and apparently she did some other songs as well as that one. Who knew?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 11:36, archived)

she was in a band before going solo FACT

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 11:50, archived)

So she was.
I have just listened to one of their songs and have come to the conclusion that I can't be a pessimist, because I was disappointed. She also sounds about a quarter-tone flat throughout.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 11:56, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 8:54, archived)

Sad news: I'm having to cancel the hedgehog sumo project due to badgers.
No hedgehogs have been spotted near me since the badger incident, and no hedgehogs means no hedgehog wrestling.

There were 4 or 5 hogs regularly attending the garden, all presumed dead now. Perhaps if a new colony or business establishes itself by the end of summer the project can be revived, but I wouldn't hold much hope for that.

So sorry for the anticlimax.

RIP hedgehogs.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 17:04, archived)

no idea what you're on about but it's booze o'clock, cheers

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 17:22, archived)

cheers

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 17:24, archived)

Haha yeah

(97800, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 17:32, archived)

Thanks for letting me know, it’s probably okay to kill yourself now i don’t require any further updates about anything, ever.

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 17:39, archived)

shag the badgers

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 17:58, archived)

Shoot the seals

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 18:33, archived)

youtu.be/_4Oj8y8F-10
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 18:34, archived)

Secret Nazi Bases is on Yesterday

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 18:32, archived)

Bit pointless telling us now then, ahahaha

(97800, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 18:36, archived)

idgi

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 18:39, archived)

no that's on bbc1

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 18:40, archived)

jesus fucking christ

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 18:57, archived)

This reads like bad Harry Hill fan fiction.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 19:16, archived)

I'd like to see what good Harry Hill fanfiction reads like.
Actually, no, no I wouldn't.

Oh right I get you because Hill had the badgers as puppets didn't he, haha yeah.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 19:19, archived)

I'd like to see you on fire

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 19:20, archived)

Shut up, for Christ's sake.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 20:27, archived)

Make haste!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 19:27, archived)

What are the chances of that, eh?

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 20:49, archived)

Dominate the battlespace! Also: fuck off.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 19:40, archived)

They may have run out of mashed potato

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 20:10, archived)

You fuckwit that was badgers

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 20:12, archived)

having to cancel the hedgehog sumo project due to badgers.
No hedgehogs have been spotted near me since the badger incident, and no hedgehogs means no hedgehog wrestling.

There were 4 or 5 hogs regularly attending the garden, all presumed dead now. Perhaps if a new colony or business establishes itself by the end of summer the project can be revived, but I wouldn't hold much hope for that.

So sorry for the anticlimax.

RIP hedgehogs posting on here again
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 20:56, archived)

^ doing the Lord's strikey-g work here

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 21:35, archived)

Strikemaster General

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2020, 1:08, archived)

afternoon

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 15:02, archived)

Alright d@z@r

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 15:07, archived)

[female protected]
probably a regional newsreader
(97800, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 15:27, archived)

or a US Department of State spokesperson

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 15:39, archived)

Afternoon
Seriously contemplating a nap
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 15:12, archived)

afternoon bummings
just sent a package to penistone, lol
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 15:31, archived)

Is that a folksy way to say you just masturbated?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 15:36, archived)

cece?

(97800, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 15:36, archived)

I had an order from the unique and imaginatively named 'Mohammed Islam' yesterday

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 15:44, archived)

and just now one from 'Wendy Uren' lol

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 17:08, archived)

haha it's 'funny name corner'!!!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 17:35, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8262269
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 20:19, archived)

.
Good noon what ho
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 16:02, archived)

alright BILL DOOR

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 16:05, archived)

alright Queef Richard's
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 16:09, archived)

how's your Friday going

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 16:20, archived)

Late morning.
Tell me about your lunch plans, that sort of thing always livens this board up.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:33, archived)

might have some food

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:36, archived)

Good call mm, I'm going to have some food, and maybe a drink to wash it down, cheers

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:37, archived)

cheers

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:40, archived)

eating is cheating

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:41, archived)

Absorbing nutrients directly through your skin?
Good call.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:57, archived)

Nutrients are for effete nancy boys

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 12:27, archived)

I'll check what recipes the Utility Grade Beef Council have

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:45, archived)

a big plate of bins you stupid cunt

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:46, archived)

bins on toast

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:47, archived)

might get a takeaway from these guys
bit.ly/375EhPb
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:51, archived)

Quite fancy the morning glory

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 12:11, archived)

not as funny this time

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:47, archived)

oh I don't know

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:49, archived)

got a chippy coming on monday to put up some shelves and build me a cupboard
bit nervous about it
glad the kids won’t be here
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:47, archived)

ok so you're having fish and chips on Monday - but what about today's lunch?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:50, archived)

probably have a big fucking gorilla's fanny on toast, or some other disgusting bushmeat from the local darkies

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:54, archived)

This sounds a bit racist.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:57, archived)

oh, soz
probably have a big fucking gorilla's African-American's fanny on toast, or some other disgusting bushmeat from the local darkies
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:58, archived)

Baby steps, I suppose.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 12:01, archived)

Bit ageist, m8.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 12:02, archived)

What are babies gonna do about it? Shit their pants?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 12:06, archived)

I suppose do do do do dodo
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:59, archived)

Turtle Power!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 14:25, archived)

Carbonade flamande with added sprouts
parp!
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 11:58, archived)

Having looked that up, that sounds lovely.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 12:02, archived)

It was indeed lush.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 12:14, archived)

8/10 yeah
www.comedy.co.uk/quiz/104/
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 12:27, archived)

7/10 not entirely disgruntled with that result

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 12:33, archived)

snap

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:42, archived)

5/10
DMAAKM
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 12:39, archived)

6
I didn't get the ones I didn't know.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 12:41, archived)

6/10

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 12:49, archived)

2/10
don't know most of those shows
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:21, archived)

6

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:41, archived)

10/10 + the bonus
I've not really clicked it I just wanted to pretend to be more intelligent than I really am to impress you guys, because you mean that much to me.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:49, archived)

9/10

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 14:02, archived)

Smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 12:32, archived)

oy vey!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 12:33, archived)

I made a sandwich.
A knuckle sandwich so I can go punch some woolly liberal snowflake BLM protestors.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 12:53, archived)

2 metres, Windy.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:19, archived)

I was wondering yesterday what Games Workshop's position on racial intolerance was, what with their best-selling "white ubermenschen on a holy crusade in space" games.
Thank god they've cleared that up.
(97800, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 12:57, archived)

#funguslivesmatter

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:43, archived)

Xenos scum, a pewpew laser death to anything that is different

(97800, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 14:00, archived)

Haven't decided yet.
Either a veggie shawarma wrap or daal.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:20, archived)

Have some chlorinated chicken with that, braw!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:40, archived)

WOGAN
youtu.be/2FTqYtoAi2w
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:34, archived)

BAKER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=11UZtVjbji4
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:42, archived)

have we all had one off the wrist over Cheryl Baker?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:46, archived)

Her dry cleaning bill must be huge.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:48, archived)

Not me

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 14:41, archived)

I can just imagine the amount of tutting that would have prompted from my parents.
Not to mention my grandad muttering something about monkeys.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:53, archived)

You are Queef Richard's grandson AICMFP.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 13:58, archived)

I've come from the future with a dire warning for you all.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 14:14, archived)

warning hoea
(97800, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 14:26, archived)

Hurrah, it's Italian week at Lidl so I've just nommed down on some delicious octopus carpaccio
By which I mean, a nommy bowl of bins
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 14:50, archived)

I had some fritto misto with my bagel
That was mostly octopus
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 15:12, archived)

lovely stuff

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 15:31, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 7:28, archived)

hellz bellz it is Friday again.
morning.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 7:35, archived)

hullo

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 7:39, archived)

yo

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:43, archived)

we made it guy's
well done everybody
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:59, archived)

my beer order came through yesterday
good old-fashioned cans, none of this european 'polypin' nonsense.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:02, archived)

Great big bag of cans with the lads.
2m apart.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:22, archived)

PAYDAY CANS

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:27, archived)

I've seen a fair few articles extolling the virtues of cans over bottles,
but I remain unconvinced.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:02, archived)

I prefer cans

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:02, archived)

My brother gets his Brew Dogs in cans.
We're no longer on speaking terms.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:18, archived)

He must be relieved.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:43, archived)

lol

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:49, archived)

I dunno if White Rat comes in bottles, cool story

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:04, archived)

Must be difficult to get the angle right.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:16, archived)

houpla

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:21, archived)

hip house y/n
youtu.be/GPh-LmbpZI4
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:08, archived)

I absolutely love it
cf skacid, that should have been much bigger
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:22, archived)

that linked track is gr8

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:27, archived)

it's not bad but I don't see how that qualifies as hiphouse tbh
that's just 'house house'
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:34, archived)

this is more like it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFbY0qRaauo
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:47, archived)

Yeah
alt: Woo
(97800, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:11, archived)

it has 'hip house' in the title of the remix YOU DAFT TWAT

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:56, archived)

in fairness I only skipped through it and missed the MCing
it's awful
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:02, archived)

cid gra

been much bigger died in a fire
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:03, archived)

n

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:30, archived)

Helo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:21, archived)

alright

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:22, archived)

Yes

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:52, archived)

hey you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:24, archived)

Calm down

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:51, archived)

alright mate

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:24, archived)

How is it? Settled down a bit or still hell for leather?
Bex moved to a new department that looks after almost all of the online research materials for OUP, with everyone having to work from home instead of using uni or library access they have been bonkers. She's up in the office until like 10 some nights
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:52, archived)

morning queef
morning all
friday yeah
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:09, archived)

Urgh.

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:24, archived)

What is it good for

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:30, archived)

Ian Rush

(97800, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:33, archived)

Morning lol

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:27, archived)

Does anyone remember a film where people are trying not to drown in an upside down ship and there's a hatch that has to be shut from a particular side that means whoever shuts it will drown but they do it anyway and it's not the posieodon adventure?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 0:57, archived)

Is it the poseidon adventure?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 1:15, archived)

Yes, I do.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 5 Jun 2020, 6:40, archived)

Which film was it where they have to seal off part of the submarine
and the background music is, quite movingly, a slowed-down version of "Eternal Father, Strong to Save"?

Edit: it's 'Crimson Tide'.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 6:48, archived)

Was it Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Heros in a Half Shell?

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:08, archived)

alright

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 15:48, archived)

Alright
This plague is a bit of a bugger, isn't it?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 16:11, archived)

^




2 metre distance




v
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 16:24, archived)

is that overstatement of length
indicative of your conversations with potential sexual partners?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:45, archived)

Alright DB
What happened to the bbq weather?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 16:21, archived)

no idea m8
Do I LOOK like a meteorologist?
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 16:46, archived)

no, much worse than that

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 17:13, archived)

y so salty m8

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 17:16, archived)

it's from the sweat off your nan's gunt

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 17:17, archived)

RUDE

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 17:38, archived)

Fucking awesome
Shopping done, bills paid, animals fed, king prawn stir fry and a few gin and tonics for me.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:07, archived)

ice and lemon for garnish?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:47, archived)

Ice and lime, actually

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:54, archived)

I read yesterday that lemons float but limes sink.
Is this true?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:02, archived)

Limes do not sink

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 21:48, archived)

no garnish chat mate
only a pretentious wanker adds anything to gin plus tonic
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:15, archived)

More BoJolols
Fuck off, you dirty foreigners...actually, come back: our economy's falling apart.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:40, archived)

Cue continent-wide synchronised gallic shrug

(97800, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:51, archived)

gallic shrug tiny violin-playing
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 21:00, archived)

"Please come over here and take our jobs", exactly what The People voted for

(97800, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 21:13, archived)

Hullo willy's, how's it going?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:20, archived)

Am I too late?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:40, archived)

haha, no m8, pull up a dibnah, shop a spang!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:41, archived)

top panowie!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 15:57, archived)

All cool

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:46, archived)

good news

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:55, archived)

The storm's finally broken and it's pissing it down.
Had a lovely bit of duck gizzard pasta for lunch, 10/10 would make again.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:52, archived)

Gizzard Puke?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:59, archived)

The Dukes of Gizzard

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:02, archived)

hiya richyplops xx

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:59, archived)

fuck you

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:04, archived)

RUDE

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:04, archived)

y

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:49, archived)

Good
Apart from the buses being diverted and dropping me off a mile from home with my shopping defrosting. Still, at least I know now to get a different bus when I get the rest of the shopping
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:10, archived)

cor what about those female celebrities eh lads
I'd do sex on some of them, like, really hard and that
'specially that one that looks like a little girl off of star wars
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:12, archived)

alright, "Dominant Bummings"

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:19, archived)

Harsh.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:22, archived)

Yoda?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:47, archived)

in jail he is

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 15:58, archived)

Might join a protest later
just for the instagram likes obv
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:51, archived)

Morning, like, and stuff.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:30, archived)

*sigh*
if you say so
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:37, archived)

Yeah, I really cba either today.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:41, archived)

Thursday ya'll
woo-hee!
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:57, archived)

Nicely
Favourite Western sub-thread?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:01, archived)

Broken Arrow.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:20, archived)

Boss Nigger

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:27, archived)

Language, Woodkovsky!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:36, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:39, archived)

Excellent first comment:
"I imagine Tarantino crying every night because he didn't come up with this..."
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:42, archived)

Fred Williamson has to kill you, now.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:10, archived)

excellent choice, Wood-o

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:51, archived)

Rhythm eternal from a distant time

(97800, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 10:40, archived)

Activate the racism (the racism)
that has always been within you.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 11:05, archived)

Next to no sleep last night. Need a proper storm to get rid of this muggy air.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:58, archived)

It's looking like breaking by lunchtime over here, so it should be headed your way shortly.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:01, archived)

Thank fuck for that, might have a nap like an elderly man.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:28, archived)

Being zoom fired y/n

(97800, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:01, archived)

Going to have to go with "n" on that one.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:02, archived)

I can't decide whether it's better than a phone call out of the blue, or not

(97800, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:04, archived)

At the end of the day, it's more about the message than the medium.
Uber firing 3,500 people at once in a 3-minute Zoom call out of the blue: definitely the wrong way to do it.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:08, archived)

are you Frankie or Benny?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:08, archived)

Frankie on the loose!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:52, archived)

heh

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:02, archived)

zoom, just one look and then my heart went boom

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:17, archived)

y tho

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:03, archived)

All letters matter

(97800, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:07, archived)

O RLY?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:09, archived)

Yes, we are o riley men!
Ha! Manuel...
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:50, archived)

Morning
Lost my glasses
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:09, archived)

crivens!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:14, archived)

Found them
They were in my shoe
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:36, archived)

Ah yes, I can see how a pair of glasses could easily get concealed in a big pile of cocaine.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:39, archived)

big fat cocks

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:55, archived)

I had a dream about Daisy Ridley last night; it was reem.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:11, archived)

she has a foot tattoo.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:13, archived)

Indeed.
That didn't crop up in the dream, though.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:21, archived)

disappointing

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:24, archived)

Not really.
Best dream I'd had in ages.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:25, archived)

dr y/n

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:30, archived)

Going to have to go with "y" on that one,
as long as "dr" is Daisy Ridley and you're not trying to get me to confess to a closet attraction to Dominic Raab.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:32, archived)

she would fucking GET IT

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:54, archived)

s
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 11:00, archived)

y/n who
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:41, archived)

die in a fire

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:47, archived)

skagralols

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:47, archived)

What if the real Dr Skagra was the friends we made along the way?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 10:07, archived)

'dr skagra' and 'friends' in the same sentence?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 10:08, archived)

With friends like that, who needs enemies?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 10:16, archived)

DJ screw with big George floyd on the stereo haha not really it’s shit

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:06, archived)

yeah go on then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:16, archived)

You know it makes sense.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:21, archived)

Holidays abroad this year
Discuss....
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:06, archived)

won't be having one
Long Jumpp.....
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:18, archived)

I’m going to Ibiza with the vengaboys again

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:24, archived)

What toppings?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 3 Jun 2020, 20:09, archived)

not having one, just a short back and sides please

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:28, archived)

would you like anything for the weekend sir?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:34, archived)

yes, squirrels with tits please

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:34, archived)

that'll be 50p please Jack.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:37, archived)

I'll be vacationing right here in the good ol US of A thank you very much. Everything I need is right here. I mean, it's on fire, but it's right here.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:33, archived)

how is it where you are?
you keeping safe?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:34, archived)

I thought I covered that, I'm on fucking fire. Yeah though it's pretty quiet here, worst threat is probably getting the virus because people are starting to really slack off on the safety stuff.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:36, archived)

yeah
bit of a worry, so many so close :(
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:52, archived)

yeah nah

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:34, archived)

taking my boat to Calais
any cunt gives me lip, I'll nut the fucker
(cockenspiel, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:47, archived)

It would be nice
I look forward to sitting in a rooftop jacuzzi in the sunshine with a large gin and tonic again
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:07, archived)

Brexit means Brexit

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:18, archived)

I'm going dogging in the Highlands

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:21, archived)

I'm going

+ turtle power
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:23, archived)

Watching couples in a layby

(97800, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:29, archived)

perv

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:45, archived)

all the live long day

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 19:06, archived)

Didn't work out too well for sergeant wells and his boys

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 19:57, archived)

Looking pretty unlikely at this stage.
Also, thanks "Windows 10" for completely borking my laptop.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:52, archived)

Hmm, I was taking the piss about kneeling on your doorstep but apparently it was actually a real thing today
clearly I'm not spending enough hours looking at news
(97800, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 19:25, archived)

Unlikely.
Can't justify the fossil fuels or the health risks, mainly. Plus its 28 days quarantine just to go somewhere isolated and boring for 7-14 days. You'd need to be some sort of mad teetotal pensioner for it to be worthwhile.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 19:43, archived)

Might let my bf come down
Now that it's illegal
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 20:38, archived)

afternoon

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:58, archived)

No thanks

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:26, archived)

2 l8 m8

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:38, archived)

Hi

(97800, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:44, archived)

hiya

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:46, archived)

afternooning

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 14:03, archived)

It's turned cold and wet here
Might have a nap
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 14:09, archived)

Yesterday we all pulled together and achieved greatness, the populol page is evidence of that.
Just think what we could achieve if we actually had an objective!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 16:09, archived)

go fuck yourself

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:04, archived)

I was just being affable

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:25, archived)

me too

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:33, archived)

MODS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:34, archived)

Has Rob made a statement about racism yet

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:05, archived)

He has consistently tolerated racist tropes posted by certain members on /board, that's enough of a statement for me.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:08, archived)

and we all how how he feels about a certain Patrick Murray, from Birmingham

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:09, archived)

Poor old Paddy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:10, archived)

Yes, it's called 'Sickipedia'

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:08, archived)

Isn't he fesshole now?
Where he makes stuff up and pretends its content.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:09, archived)

He pretends its content is what?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:11, archived)

I fucking hate everything about you

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:12, archived)

alright Ugly Fucking Kid Joe

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:12, archived)

A harry chapin cover that completely missed the point because they got the words wrong, member

(97800, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:19, archived)

Why are you so fucking dull

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:20, archived)

Okay what was wrong with that statement

(97800, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:22, archived)

It was really fucking dull

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:26, archived)

lol

Explains a lot about rob's subsequent paranoia about stolen jokes, if not why he turns a blind eye to them while obsessively deleting puns about black reggae singers.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:55, archived)

The reggae singer bandwagon must be the safest thing of all, madness to delete it

(97800, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:06, archived)

Fucking lol, top passive-aggressive beakering there.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:10, archived)

Gary Delaney is an unfunny twat*, so it's good to see him suffer.

*I'm sure he's perfectly lovely, I just dislike his comedy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:34, archived)

I've never heard of him, guess I don't watch the right panel shows.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:41, archived)

Whenever he appears on Mock The Week, it's like they've had a no-show and asked an audience member to step in.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:41, archived)

Come to think of it, Sickipedia isn't funny, either.
A match made in heaven.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:42, archived)

haha we have a right laugh here don't we

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:35, archived)

"has previously profited from collating the work of others"
Nice that he's attributing stuff now though. It's always good to tell someone when you've stolen their material and profited from it. It's kind of a thank-you.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 16:07, archived)

Dunno , be nice if a mod would turn up to free the mongy

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:12, archived)

Mongy has been abused for years and we should all go and smash some stuff up until he is free.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:12, archived)

b3ta.com/features/faq/#taste
(97800, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:16, archived)

Homophobia is still funny though

(97800, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:16, archived)

I would.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:17, archived)

DS George Carter's most used line, probably

(97800, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8262036
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:27, archived)

Asperger's
must be
(97800, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:32, archived)

A quick look at B3ta will show that no subject is forbidden when it comes to making jokes*
*Certain exclusions apply, see Whim Statement for details.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:27, archived)

yep
he blacked up to show solidarity
(cockenspiel, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:21, archived)

Rob'll turn a blind eye to anything as long as it's not about his mates Prince and Pato Banton.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:22, archived)

Or Branson

(97800, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:23, archived)

Is he another member of the itchy litigation finger brigade?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:26, archived)

If he accidentally shows shopped pictures of him getting wee'd on in a live presentation of cutting edge social media to all the board members, then yeah

(97800, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:31, archived)

Oh, that's right; I remember that little incident now.
Snowflakes, all of them.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:44, archived)

alright

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:22, archived)

Dozer

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:27, archived)

windy prick

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:34, archived)

yes, he's in favour

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:38, archived)

I need to put my bins out later, don't let me forget

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:59, archived)

oh I forgot to bring mine in yesterday, wonder if the neighbour's done it for me

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:03, archived)

urgh
morning
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:13, archived)

morning
urgh
what is it good for
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:45, archived)

absolutely nothing

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:58, archived)

Hello yes good morning.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:56, archived)

yes indeed

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:58, archived)

yessss morning, might celebrate with an early plop

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:59, archived)

Have a piddle with that, braw

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:10, archived)

take the knee

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:09, archived)

Take the D

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:10, archived)

Take the L
*fortnite dance*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:12, archived)

Thursday, on the doorstep, now that clapping is old
here's a new thing to bully your neighbours over
(97800, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:29, archived)

Social media tells me it’s a protest about climate change and the covid is affecting black chaps disproportionately so that’s interesting

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:30, archived)

Take a knee against five gee

(97800, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:13, archived)

They're only installing these masts in the BAME communities, coincidence???

(97800, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:29, archived)

I understand that I will never understand but we stand together against the latest data network

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:32, archived)

Barmy Biden and Terrorist Corbyn are in collusion with China and Barnier to take immunity away from the White British

(97800, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:41, archived)

Classic sleepy joe

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:44, archived)

fuck this
I’m staying in bed
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:12, archived)

Morning
Sleeping pills wearing off slowly today
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:16, archived)

Morning
Might quit my job and become a drifter
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:26, archived)

Well save the last dance for me

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:37, archived)

Might quit mine and become a Toffee Crisp

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:13, archived)

Gidday fella
Not feeling too cobber?
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:36, archived)

I beg your pardon

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:13, archived)

Morning, jumper is on

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:37, archived)

Much cooler eh

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:15, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:00, archived)

Fuck you

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:16, archived)

hiya

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:47, archived)

fuck you

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:51, archived)

rude

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:55, archived)

fuck you

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:52, archived)

hurtful

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:55, archived)

fuck you

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:54, archived)

unnecessary

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:55, archived)

fuck you

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:55, archived)

unwelcoming

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:55, archived)

fuck you

(cockenspiel, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:00, archived)

negative vibes man

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:03, archived)

fill the popular page

(97800, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:03, archived)

I will do this for you

(cockenspiel, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:05, archived)

Thanks hun

(97800, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:13, archived)

fok chu

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:10, archived)

harrow!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:14, archived)

The evil Chinese guy?

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:14, archived)

Nah, mang, he's Cuban.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:29, archived)

Fok Chu is 57 years old and was born on 07/02/1962. Previous to Fok's current city of Monterey Park, CA, Fok Chu lived in Chino Hills CA and Las Vegas NV. Frankie F Chu, Kei Chli Fok, Kei C Fok, Kei Chu Fok and Frankie K Chu are some of the alias or nicknames that Fok has used. For work these days, Fok is an EXECUTIVE OF SALES at Bank Of China. We have lots of information about Fok: religious views are listed as Buddhist, ethnicity is Asian American, and political affiliation is unknown. Fok is now married. Alice Chu, Chijung Chu, Tian Da Chu, Richard Chu and Jennifer Wu, and many others are family members and associates of Fok.
(cockenspiel, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:17, archived)

Wasn't he in that movie Parasite?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 18:00, archived)

Hello 'Plumdozer'

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:13, archived)

christ's sake man, wash your mouth out!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:14, archived)

high bummings

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:16, archived)

hello broadsword
I hear that you 'like breasts'.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:19, archived)

i like breasts

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:34, archived)

fuck you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:30, archived)

spiteful

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:31, archived)

If only 2 Can hadn't died, he could of have made a bot for this

(97800, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:32, archived)

Prick

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:33, archived)

fuck you

(97800, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:36, archived)

wanker

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:34, archived)

fuck you

(97800, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:36, archived)

could of have led it off the road?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 23:16, archived)

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=%22should+of+have%22
(97800, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 23:41, archived)