morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 8:39, archived)

Hello.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 14 Jun 2020, 9:23, archived)

Morning
Cracking storm last night
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 10:21, archived)

Amihfrs
Lol
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 10:49, archived)

catwring

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 11:21, archived)

Only sensible when your pussy is all wet

(97800, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 11:33, archived)

Morning 'Mrs Slocumbe'

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 11:43, archived)

cumbe

(97800, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 11:44, archived)

Arrrrr my Lord
Cumbe yarrrrr
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 11:52, archived)

Afterningles, or something similarly cool-sounding.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 12:36, archived)

yo

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 15:27, archived)

oh ok

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 16:48, archived)

sympathy reply

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 13 Jun 2020, 16:55, archived)

too late
I've already topped myself
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 17:00, archived)

hello
making beef green pepper in black bean sauce tonight
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 17:43, archived)

Number 117 with prawn crackers

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 17:48, archived)

mixed veg fried rice?
each to their own
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 17:55, archived)

What's the kangatarian option?

(97800, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 18:48, archived)

Soup

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 19:47, archived)

That sounds amazing.
I'm gutted the Chinese place near me appears to have closed down.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 19:56, archived)

No takeaway here
That shit is homemade
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 22:09, archived)

hiyas

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 19:03, archived)

it's going to be OK

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 20:15, archived)

alright amorous badger

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 21:17, archived)

alright pasanonic?

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 21:49, archived)

alright

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 21:53, archived)

I've heard that before
But I still woke up naked in Manchester
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 22:36, archived)

Afternoon.
All racists are cunts.

All who tolerate racism are racist cunts.

All those who oppose anti-racism are racist cunts.

We'd all benefit if YOU stopped being racist, or at least stopped expressing your racism in public.

Cheers.
( brb pussy in bio, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 14:17, archived)

Is stealing wrong, too?
What about going up to random children and kicking them in the face? Is that OK, or is that a bad thing that only naughty people do?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 14:24, archived)

This looks like soft opposition to anti-racism.
I understand that it's tricky to attack me for being dull without implying that the message itself is boring.

If I were you I'd not have bothered.
( brb pussy in bio, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 19:03, archived)

kill yourself

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 19:16, archived)

Go for a nice walk outside, maybe smile and say hello to someone. You'll feel better.

( brb pussy in bio, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 20:53, archived)

I'll feel much better when I can attend your open-casket funeral and piss all over your waxy dead face.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 21:26, archived)

You want to piss on my face?
You should definitely spend less time online. Go outside and interact with nature, it will calm you down.
( brb pussy in bio, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 14:32, archived)

It's okay
the anti-BLM protestors are fighting the police. It looks like they wanted a tear up with rozzers.
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Sat 13 Jun 2020, 14:29, archived)

Is this your manifesto? Are you going to go out and bore a bunch of random strangers to death?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 15:43, archived)

Welcome to brb's Newsletter of the Crushingly Fucking Obvious.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 16:21, archived)

What if you tolerate people who loudly say they are anti-racist while simultaneously being very racist? Are you a cunt or a racist or both or neither?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 13 Jun 2020, 16:30, archived)

See paragraph 2.
If you tolerate people's racism, you are doing an act of racism.
( brb pussy in bio, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 18:56, archived)

VEGETABLE RIGHTS AND PEACE!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 17:43, archived)

Dinner’s on the floor guys :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 18:28, archived)

MILLENIUM HAND AND SHRIMP

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 20:11, archived)

There are men "protecting" the Churchill statue by fighting the police, who are also protecting it.
They're also doing Nazi salutes, like the absolute winners they are.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 18:09, archived)

u ok hun x

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 20:16, archived)

Fine, babs. xXx

( brb pussy in bio, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 20:54, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 8:31, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:11, archived)

alright

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:43, archived)

Eat shit

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:15, archived)

ooh, crotchety!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:43, archived)

Winston churchill now officially worse than hitler

(97800, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:18, archived)

I'm non comedy website furious about this nonsense
I cannae lie
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:25, archived)

I would say it's time to just roll some tanks over the protesters, if I didn't suspect that doing this with the support of normal people is part of the reason their shrieking temper tantrum has been tolerated/encouraged. Hashtag illuminati hashtag global Orwellian police state hashtag reptile overlords.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:33, archived)

like what happened in chinaman square!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:43, archived)

Saying the word square is offensive to round things, please cancel yourself.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:53, archived)

One day there won't be such a thing as hero worship any more.
Rolf Harris diddled kids and Winston Churchill thought the Indians were subhuman...if it emerges that Stephen Fry is the head of an animal cruelty ring, British society as a whole will probably just give up and stop caring.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:29, archived)

Who hero worships Rolf Harris? That's spectacularly unambitious.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:37, archived)

He was sort of a hero figure in many people's childhoods,
writing songs for children, raising awareness of the cause of sick animals...generally wholesome things that in most people's minds are incompatible with being a nonce predator. Maybe Jimmy Savile would have been a better example.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:42, archived)

I've got a 'Jim fixed it for me' coffee mug. It says 'Thanks Jim' inside the rim rim of the mug.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:50, archived)

rim rim
guy guy
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:56, archived)

Hush hush, eye to eye.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 13 Jun 2020, 10:33, archived)

+brown

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 10:41, archived)

Me.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:43, archived)

He's been weird and creepy since Jake the peg

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:56, archived)

OCSP, you mean

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:59, archived)

diddle-iddle-iddle-um.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 13 Jun 2020, 10:01, archived)

Churchill is celebrated for his cigars, just wanted to place that into the discussion space

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 15:45, archived)

Morning, and a sunny one at that.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:19, archived)

Imagine if nothing occurred... fire up nothing and don't show us the results.
FPs seem to be on a timer now. There's only one pic on the FP at the moment, I wonder if it will time out before more are added.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 18:18, archived)

alright

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 18:21, archived)

Happen toaster is barely here now, his and his mates' pics sink without trace, lol

(97800, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 18:23, archived)

that made you 'laugh out loud' eh?
WELL, DID IT?
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 18:24, archived)

Yes

(97800, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 18:26, archived)

you cretinous oaf

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 18:29, archived)

Why else would he have typed it?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 23:15, archived)

God what a twat eh

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:15, archived)

Now that you mention it, I‘ve not seen him around in a while, rofl

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 23:13, archived)

( brb pussy in bio, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 18:25, archived)

this place would be dead on its arse etc
oh hang on
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 18:30, archived)

wanker

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 18:32, archived)

prick

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 18:44, archived)

Relax, it’s near-dead and on its knees, we’re in great shape

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 23:15, archived)

Classic beeter!
I've just been enjoying reading the entries from this week's QOTW from 8 August 2018.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 18:50, archived)

Can't believe it's been 20 months since them slags had a tantrum and banned all the contributing members

(97800, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 19:03, archived)

It was them what done for this site I tell ya.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 19:51, archived)

"Fire up nothing and show us the results"
sounds like what most FP'd posts have been for years anyway.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 12 Jun 2020, 19:52, archived)

I misquoted you
Because I'm doing this on my phone, and I didn't see "don't" because of the fucking useless way this site displays on phones in 2020.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 12 Jun 2020, 19:54, archived)

shows up perfectly on mine, mate

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 19:58, archived)

Thanks for sharing

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 12 Jun 2020, 20:03, archived)

lol shit phone

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 20:26, archived)

^ brb without the self-awareness ^

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 12 Jun 2020, 20:30, archived)

dude, harsh

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 20:33, archived)

Tell me I'm wrong.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 12 Jun 2020, 20:46, archived)

Haha

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 22:00, archived)

Ouch

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 23:09, archived)

turbo lol

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 9:21, archived)

Ticking "Desktop site" makes it slightly more usable

(97800, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 19:59, archived)

*something about your nan being slightly more usable on a desktop*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 23:10, archived)

phone wanker

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 20:01, archived)

COMMENCE STRIKETHROUGH

phone

END STRIKETHROUGH
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 20:03, archived)

Alright Mofaha

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 21:39, archived)

Alright, haven’t seen you around in ages

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 21:51, archived)

Sounds a bit dismal
Have a nice cold pint and relax
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 22:00, archived)

Wait for this to all blow over.
Haha, like in Spaced!!
(97800, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 22:11, archived)

alright emvee, nice to have you back

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 22:13, archived)

Not got much of my own hair left and a 42" waist

(97800, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 22:31, archived)

vintage emvee!!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 23:07, archived)

Good ole day's
b3ta.com/questions/talents/post2513806
(97800, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 23:36, archived)

No it’s all good, if nothing happened we could actually get the hang of things, like in Groundhog Day

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 23:22, archived)

Just got a 7p refund from Amazon.
What a great start to the weekend! Might treat myself to 14% of a discount ham.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:24, archived)

What on earth did you buy on Amazon for 7p?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:25, archived)

Was a preorder on a Switch game.
Got delivered 2 weeks ago, now they've emailed me to say that the price dropped by 7p.
Jeff Bezos will have to wait a bit longer for his next yacht.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:39, archived)

SHIT FUCK YEAH SWEET NICE ONE

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:36, archived)

The penny chews are on me!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:41, archived)

man, I wish I was you.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:43, archived)

I'm living the life, here.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:48, archived)

you fucking LEDGE m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:52, archived)

you'll be back in the high life again
like Steve Winwood
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:53, archived)

Braw! Have one solitary chip with that

(97800, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 15:04, archived)

lol, like Chris Rock in that film!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 15:09, archived)

how much for one rib?
Man, I really love that film
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 15:11, archived)

It is so good.
Although I don't think I knew who John Vernon was when I first watched it.

Silly me, he's obviously the policeman from Killer Klowns.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 15:37, archived)

Alright fuck the cup, pour it in my hand for a dime.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 16:37, archived)

:)
Might have to give that a watch over the weekend actually
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 16:53, archived)

^ really into film

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 16:58, archived)

#SoNoir

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 16:59, archived)

alright vagabond

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 17:00, archived)

no real names plz

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 17:48, archived)

New Model Army are shit and rubbish

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 17:55, archived)

That’s the crushing moment you realise the futility of your life sorted

Cheers
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 16:45, archived)

cheery end to the week!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 16:52, archived)

y s
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 16:53, archived)

cheers

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 17:10, archived)

cheer's

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 17:32, archived)

cheers Cheers

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 17:11, archived)

lend us 7p m8

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 16:55, archived)

You could buy the two cheapest pianos on ebay and still have 5p left over.

( brb pussy in bio, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 18:23, archived)

alright

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:09, archived)

afternoon

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:15, archived)

I fucking hate glossing

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:16, archived)

pay a member of the working class to do it for you
Problem solved.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:26, archived)

i paid him to put up the shelves
he wanted too much cash to paint them as well
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:27, archived)

oh I love gortnite

(97800, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 13:20, archived)

Gortnite, sweetheart, well it's time to go
Gortnite, sweetheart, well it's time to go
I hate to leave you, but I really must say
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:15, archived)

alright Nicholas Lyndhurst

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:23, archived)

Only Gools & Horses

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:24, archived)

alright sticky
6/10 www.comedy.co.uk/quiz/105/
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:20, archived)

not bad
also 6
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:24, archived)

4/10 - banned by UKTV

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:26, archived)

4/10 'irreverent comedy website'

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:30, archived)

4/10, "guesswork makes the mess work"

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:33, archived)

I made a mess of your nan last night

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:37, archived)

2 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:36, archived)

Reeeeeeesuuuuuuuuuult

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:46, archived)

3/10
:(
( brb pussy in bio, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 13:43, archived)

what ho, stick-o

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:37, archived)

pleasantly surprised that b&q are a social distancing haven

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:38, archived)

haha the bloke asked me if I wanted decking so I got the first punch in and knocked him out!!!!!
I'm in court on assault charges next month.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:48, archived)

haha then his colleague asked me if I was interested in fencing
and I said "I know a bloke who can get you a good price for diamonds" haha!!!
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:58, archived)

I don't believe either of you is telling the truth, here

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 13:08, archived)

People these days, honestly.
So cynical.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 13:09, archived)

I tell you, what with your cyberbullying yesterday, and now this spiteful behaviour from QR I might top myself.
Either that, or set up a collarspace profile.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 13:16, archived)

option a please

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 13:25, archived)

haha I asked about drills, and then the fire alarm went off, everybody evacuated to a safe distance, but it turned out just to be a practice!!!!!!!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 13:14, archived)

Strikey dicking strikey bent over and showed him mah anoos

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 13:19, archived)

I think you're confusing 'a social distancing haven' with 'a failing business with no customers' here m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 13:09, archived)

I wouldn't judge B&Q by your own firm's standards mate

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 13:13, archived)

Well, this made me lol.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:10, archived)

No it fukkin never rofl

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:22, archived)

Yes, it did.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:31, archived)

WANKCHEES'E

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 18:31, archived)

CHEES'E

+ SMEL'L
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 18:37, archived)

Cheesy wanks.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 18:53, archived)

Cheesers

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 18:58, archived)

Customer of the day: Helmut Cheese

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 19:12, archived)

I saw some advert for cheese earlier and I thought I must tell you about it, then like a butterfly my mind flittered off and ...dunno

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 19:17, archived)

do let me know if you remember

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 8:06, archived)

I've got some cheese in the fridge right now.
It's beige and white.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 19:44, archived)

I cant eat the crust/rind of cheese, brie, give me the middle bit, fuck the rest off

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 20:17, archived)

Do you cut the crusts off bread as well, like some sort of middle-class child?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 20:19, archived)

it's gone a bit toxic in here

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 20:23, archived)

I don't feel safe

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 20:38, archived)

I just can't believe Yetso could be as vicious as that

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 20:43, archived)

Cheese is srs bsnss.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 20:46, archived)

Also, after the day at work I've just had, I am about ready to shank someone.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 20:50, archived)

Haven’t you already done enough damage with your hate talk

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 21:37, archived)

+, /

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 21:39, archived)

*Wanks and cheese sold separately.

( brb pussy in bio, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 21:10, archived)

MAMMOTH CHEESE
youtu.be/cU1p_4JgkiQ
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 23:44, archived)

/me
*clicks link*
*reads "Heavy Metal" and "Skyrim" in description*
*closes tab*
( brb pussy in bio, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 13:54, archived)

afternoon
if you have freakishly small or freakishly large feet you can get white on white puma baskets for 30 quid a pair.

www.getthelabel.com/p/puma-mens-basket-classic-gum-deluxe-trainers/130768
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 12:28, archived)

racist feet more like

(97800, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 12:30, archived)

white on white hot cock fag boy action

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 12:32, archived)

shit, this isn't AskJeeves, is it

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 12:32, archived)

I'd imagine both sites have about the same number of regular users

(97800, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 12:56, archived)

That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, I really love your racist feet

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:25, archived)

Tiger Feet is a fucking brilliant record

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:26, archived)

It is I agree

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:43, archived)

Finally, we see eye to eye on important matters

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:48, archived)

to eye of the tiger
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 18:07, archived)

If I may? It is shit, for cunts.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:56, archived)

it's all falling into place now, cheers

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:57, archived)

I've got a pair of trainers downstairs.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 12:34, archived)

ok

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 12:37, archived)

They're beige and white.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 12:48, archived)

I have a pair of those but with pimped laces courtesy of bboylaces.com

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:12, archived)

ok

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:15, archived)

wanker

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:21, archived)

I bet you wear your jeans hanging round your knees like the cool kids.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:42, archived)

I wear XL size tshirts just to get the correct sleeve length

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:48, archived)

^ wanker

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:49, archived)

I've got small feet,
but no interest in white trainers.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 12:49, archived)

here you go:
i.pinimg.com/originals/ac/0b/6e/ac0b6ee7cfe760a955832ae7dd82bb35.jpg
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:01, archived)

lol

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:06, archived)

They don't look very durable.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:51, archived)

here you go:
dtpmhvbsmffsz.cloudfront.net/posts/2015/12/11/566b8fd9bcd4a75ebb00b645/m_566b8fdabcd4a75ebb00b646.jpg
(97800, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:05, archived)

christ

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:10, archived)

My youngest had a pair like that.
Dirt cheap from Decathlon. He's got enormous clown feet, so bollocks to spending good money on a new pair every month.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:50, archived)

my daughter's feet have stalled at size 6 for nearly a year now, I wonder if that's her lot
my sister and mother have pretty large feet (as do I and my dad) though so I doubt it
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:56, archived)

Slightly worried that all this foot chat will give d*z*r a chubby.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 14:11, archived)

I don't like big feet. They remind me of gammon.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 14:14, archived)

Big Feet 4 Brexit

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 14:18, archived)

I've got grecian feet
Which means I have to wear a size 6 to accommodate my freakishly long second toes
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:04, archived)

fuck that, I've just taken delivery of 'Meatbox by Block and Cleaver', a gift from my wife's sister
1 x 8 bone French trimmed rack of lamb
6 x chicken thighs
2 x osso bucco
2 x sirloin steaks
1 x massive t-bone

Their dad's sending us another case of wine, AND my bbq vortex turned up this morning.

Get the fuck in
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:10, archived)

^ insufferable food addict

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:12, archived)

lol, "meatbox"

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:16, archived)

also lol, massive t-bone

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:20, archived)

phwoar!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:30, archived)

it looks like great stuff
shame my wife won't want to eat quite a lot of it
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:34, archived)

Won't want to or has been told not to by the doctors?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:46, archived)

she doesn't like steak, and I suspect the bone marrow aspect of the veal shanks will be offputting, especially given her recent transplant lol

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:54, archived)

Lol
All the more for you then, eh?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 14:00, archived)

No wonder she left oz

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 14:58, archived)

She's more keen on fish for the bbq, couple of excellent fishmongers in E Ham

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 15:13, archived)

Creepy munchkins?

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 15:36, archived)

? comin' from mah body heat
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 15:38, archived)

The domain whiteweewee.com is available

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:58, archived)

haha just like 'the gay daleks'!!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 14:02, archived)

lol
"A later attempt at reviving the Gay Daleks as an animated series was blocked by the Terry Nation Estate."
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 14:17, archived)

haha they used to shout 'EXSPERMINATE'!!!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 14:21, archived)

I know!
Like exterminate but with more cum!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 14:25, archived)

wanker

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 14:27, archived)

prick

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 14:39, archived)

^Didn't choose Wisely

(97800, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 15:05, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:11, archived)

Topple the Cenotaph because it’s a monument for racism against the Germans or something I dunno please sign the petition guys

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:22, archived)

this statue shit is really starting to piss me off

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:44, archived)

^ monument nonce

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:48, archived)

shut up monster munch the only chance you’ll have of getting a monument is when we as a society start to celebrate and revere spastics

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:49, archived)

lol, ableism!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:51, archived)

#metoo

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:48, archived)

Trafalgar Square should be 're-purposed' as a #BLM LGBTQ+ safe space for flids because the British Navy enabled oppressive male imperialism

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:56, archived)

they changed the symbols to gay stuff on the pedestrian crossings there at some point and rightly so I say

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:59, archived)

cars are phallocentric symbols of the patriarchy and should all be melted down, just like Corbyn says

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:01, archived)

Pelican crossings have always been gay.
Always two men on the lights, never a man and a woman. It's probably an affront to God, or something.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:04, archived)

I think it’s terribly closed minded of you to assume they’re men. You have no idea how they identify.

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:10, archived)

They must be men, they're not wearing skirts.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:13, archived)

also can we tear down Nelsons column because he was a racist slave owner and participate in colonial violence and replace it with a gender neutral empty wheelchair

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:02, archived)

or a 200' statue of Diane Abbott wielding a huge strapon

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:03, archived)

ok I think the point has been made now

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:04, archived)

The point being your dreams of being pegged by negative He-man?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:05, archived)

it's a click from me!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:07, archived)

This is funnier than it has any right to be.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:30, archived)

goals, not dreams m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:30, archived)

Always aim high, that's what I say.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 9:34, archived)

I might smash that bust of your grandfather
he's bound to have done some oppressing in his time
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 9:06, archived)

most likely, I'll hoy it into the Thames later just in case

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 9:12, archived)

morning Queefard
I'm just waiting on that RocketLab launch before I start my day
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:22, archived)

ok, launch aborted (again) and rescheduled

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:34, archived)

wtfayoa

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:45, archived)

nvm, happy Thursday

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:51, archived)

u2 m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:52, archived)

IKWHOA
WDYKWHOA?
( brb pussy in bio, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 13:31, archived)

What's the craic?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:33, archived)

diddly diddly dee, potato famine, terrorism and weepy sentimentalism

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:46, archived)

bit crotchety

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:01, archived)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eRxPDLYM9Q

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 9:26, archived)

I've never seen that before, very good indeed, chz m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 9:41, archived)

What is it, Thursday or something?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:48, archived)

could it BE any more Thursday?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:52, archived)

The nineties were well lol!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:06, archived)

morning
alt: go fuck yourself
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:08, archived)

no m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:32, archived)

GmQR

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:27, archived)

hullo

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:31, archived)

oh go on then if I must

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 9:01, archived)

I'm afraid so

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 9:13, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 9:10, archived)

hi

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 9:13, archived)

replace all slave statues with Michael McInytre
he's the nation's favourite funny man and looks a bit Chinese, so it all works out
(cockenspiel, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 9:10, archived)

something for everyone

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 9:14, archived)

Morning
Bit wet
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 9:29, archived)

alright Cassius Kray, just chilly here, might put the heating on
Or a jumper
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 9:43, archived)

haha we have a right laugh here

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 13:42, archived)

I swear every other cunt has some building work going on down my road , noisy tears

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 13:51, archived)

knife the cunts

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 14:08, archived)

Some definitely have chainsaws

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 14:10, archived)

hahaha yeah

(cockenspiel, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 14:04, archived)

bored of that now

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 14:08, archived)

i'm procrastinating like there's no tomorrow

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 14:14, archived)

has anyone tried that lime & chilli gin yet?
Not you, brb.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 14:34, archived)

it prolly goes well with chicken and Amstell

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 14:35, archived)

sounds grim tbh

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 14:36, archived)

I reckon it sounds alright ACTUALLY

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 14:38, archived)

we shall have to agree to differ
or I could extend the notion that you should die in a fire. Whichever you prefer.
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 15:11, archived)

I'll just call you a cunt and we can move on, like adults.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 15:53, archived)

prick

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 15:55, archived)

wanker

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 16:04, archived)

Lime and chilli is for avocados, not gin.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 15:01, archived)

Lime and chilli, eh?
Sounds like it comes with its own built-in garnish.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 19:07, archived)

fuck's sake yetso, don't mention G&T garnishes!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 19:10, archived)

This is going to be the next cheeseburger, isn't it?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 19:14, archived)

dunno, do you start constructing a cheeseburger by filling a glass with ice cubes?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 19:32, archived)

https://b3ta.com/talk/8262927
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 19:52, archived)

we do, we really do
got a table and chairs today off ebay, well chuffed
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 14:35, archived)

Hooray, after 12 weeks Boris says we're allowed to do a sex now.
BOJO 4 PM!!
(97800, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 18:01, archived)

rather you than me m8, he's a bit fat and has stupid hair

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 18:03, archived)

brb, you mean

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 18:07, archived)

if you insist

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 18:12, archived)

lol remember when Rory Bremner blacked up as Ainsley Harriet and had bugging eyes
well lol

#racism
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Wed 10 Jun 2020, 18:21, archived)

Every remaining copy of The Millionairess should be destroyed

(97800, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 18:32, archived)

got seven copies signed by Sellers

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Wed 10 Jun 2020, 18:36, archived)

Hang onto them while all the others get melted down
then you can name your price when the museum of comedy racism comes knocking
(97800, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 18:46, archived)

Chez mcbeef, I mean

(97800, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 18:53, archived)

And there was a parental warning before the sketch,
but because of the hand through the meat-grinder instead of because of the lolracism.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 18:38, archived)

I missed a meeting as I was caught up trying up teach maths to an unwilling student.
How's your day going?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:00, archived)

fucking shit
too much work, two home-schooled children, too much shouting
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:06, archived)

probably still preferable to getting up at the crack of dawn, rushing around like mad to sit in traffic for half an hour before work every day

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:07, archived)

I don't miss my commute, at all.
Although I am listening to fewer podcasts.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:18, archived)

If I had to do actual teaching, I'd be campaigning for a return to corporal punishment.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:07, archived)

thing is, I very much doubt that my kids scream at their teachers or other kids half as much as they do at us/each other
also, teachers usually only have one age group in their classroom, so have it far easier
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:56, archived)

And they get most of the year off, lazy teacher cunts

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 12:00, archived)

They do get very upset if you dare to say that

(97800, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 12:25, archived)

Oh yes, I say it to my ex wife all the time , lola

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 12:28, archived)

was she a showgirl?

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 12:36, archived)

her name was Dolores Haze and Mongy is actually Humbert Humbert, you head it here first

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 12:42, archived)

Walked like a showwoman, talked like a showman

(97800, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 12:56, archived)

h n
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 12:57, archived)

Cant believe Charlton have been shafted and sold again, the sheikh was fake, skint again

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:08, archived)

they don't seem to have much luck

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:13, archived)

Nope, and yet the fa do fa

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:14, archived)

Kippers and eggs for brekkies, proper nice ones.
Taking the dog out soon, then picking up brew kit.
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:09, archived)

I like kippers.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:20, archived)

They're the bollocks.
Proper ones, not the 'smoke flavoured' ones. Got crab for tomorrow too :)
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:31, archived)

the best kippers come from Craster in Northumberland

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:35, archived)

in Northumberland 's Keep, north of The Wall
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:38, archived)

+dog
brew k sh
( broadsword w⚓, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:50, archived)

Feeling a little sleep-deprived.
I also found out that the festival I was going to attend this summer has been cancelled because of t3h r0n4, so that's bollocks.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:11, archived)

well duh

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:13, archived)

Yeah, I know it was a foregone conclusion.
Still crap though.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:18, archived)

What festival was it?

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:15, archived)

50s classic rock 'n' roll/rockabilly festival.
I went last year and it was ace.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:18, archived)

Sounds good

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:31, archived)

yeah I'd enjoy that too

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:35, archived)

I have a Weatherall rockabilly set from some festival, can send u a linkypoos if u want xx

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:48, archived)

Aye, why not; I could do with something to wake me up a little.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:53, archived)

wanker
www.mixcloud.com/RedRoosterFestival/andrew-weatherall-red-rooster-2019/
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 12:14, archived)

chiz dobber

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 12:17, archived)

tosser

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 12:27, archived)

Beautiful Days is cancelled.
Travis were to headline, so I reckon it's for the best.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:20, archived)

not so bad, not so bad
Wish it wasn't raining so I could go for a walk.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:13, archived)

Very dull out , it's not that cold tho

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:13, archived)

Get your waterproofs on!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:20, archived)

I'd forgotten I bought those boots, time for a test drive
thanks, monster munch!
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:23, archived)

Cheeky spliff and a tin ?

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:27, archived)

not til after work :(

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:33, archived)

You'll be jumping in muddy puddles in no time.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:39, archived)

Pretty upset that the pc brigade are trying to ban dutch christmas blackface

(97800, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:35, archived)

I'm looking forward to an old fashioned book burning.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:41, archived)

Best put the entire internet down the memory hole, just to be safe

(97800, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:45, archived)

Shove it all in, bring on the new age, unencumbered by the mistakes of the past.
lol, we'd soon fuck it all up again.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 12:29, archived)

Morning isn't up to normal Wednesday standards but hopefully this afternoon I'll get into some proper Wednesdaying

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:47, archived)

have you had a poo yet? that usually helps

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:54, archived)

I have but it wasn't a good solid Wednesday poo, if you know what I mean

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 12:02, archived)

Loose stool lols
Untriumphant
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 12:48, archived)

wanker

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 12:09, archived)

Undeniably.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 13:00, archived)

I am very, very hungover

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 12:59, archived)

Thank fuck you're not trying up teach English.

( brb pussy in bio, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 13:49, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 7:06, archived)

Yes indeedly-doodly.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 7:27, archived)

haha, like on 'Rick and Morty', I get it!!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 7:29, archived)

I've never watched that.
So much of its fandom seems to be made up of particularly weaponised autisms.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 7:30, archived)

I tried watching it but didn’t get any of the ‘jokes’
I’m obviously not autistic enough
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 7:32, archived)

watching it reading QOTW
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 7:38, archived)

I watched two minutes of it, I thought it was rubbish

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 7:58, archived)

The first two series are excellent,
the third so-so, the fourth quite shit.
I hope it's cancelled soon, so I don't have to watch it decline any further.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 8:29, archived)

You could, you know, just stop watching it.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 8:37, archived)

b3ta, you mean

(97800, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 8:44, archived)

You'll never leave.
Unlike 99.99% of users, who left.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Jun 2020, 9:12, archived)

something something Hotel California

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 9:17, archived)

They know how to cater for parties

(97800, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 9:52, archived)

Haha, you big silly!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 10:13, archived)

I disagree
It's a long time ago since the first series but my abiding memory is thinking that the main joke was "This old guy burps and farts a lot! Ahhahahaah!", and it being tedious and childish.

The train episode in the last half-series was absolutely superb. It didn't just break the fourth wall, it deconstructed the trope of meta-referencial narrative in way I've never seen, building well beyond earlier attempts at a similar idea in previous series.

They weren't all up to that standard. I enjoyed even the weaker ones but maybe if I'd watched more of the show recently they'd feel a bit tired. But I think the good bits were worth it.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 8:45, archived)

I'll be honest, none of this is making me want to watch it.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Jun 2020, 9:03, archived)

I watched two minutes of it so you don't have to
ur welcome m8
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 9:11, archived)

Taking one for the team there, much appreciated.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Jun 2020, 9:12, archived)

Not sure how I'm going to live with that news

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 11:26, archived)

The train episode was quite enjoyable, but painfully up its own arse.
Still, better than the slut dragons - it'll take quite an effort to get any worse than that.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 10:04, archived)

As far as I can tell, the rules of the Rick & Morty fandom are such that I have to blame the decline in quality on women being let into the writers room.
Also, I have to think I am really clever, and in no way a tragic nerd.

Might pop down to maccy-d's in a bit, so I can riot about their lack of szechuan dip.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 10:07, archived)

Morning
Cheers
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 7:31, archived)

hi Cheers

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 7:58, archived)

alright dickwad

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 8:09, archived)

I'm+
l
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 8:16, archived)

I can't wait for 'funny name corner' later!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 8:17, archived)

Imagine if Dominic Cummings real first name was William
He'd be Willie Cummings!!1
( broadsword w⚓, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 8:30, archived)

My sister married a Cumming.
Then she had three kids, so at least he lived up to his name.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Jun 2020, 9:39, archived)

I'll bet you can't, 'Dominant Bummings'!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 8:45, archived)

maybe I'll be 'newslettered'!!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 8:51, archived)

morning alright wednesday yeahhh

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 8:30, archived)

u no dat bruv

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 8:44, archived)

hallo

(97800, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 8:33, archived)

hullo m8-o

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 8:45, archived)

surprised guy with a three-shaped quiff

(97800, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 8:47, archived)

Morning
Got some actual work to do, for a change, so I'm going to skive off and set up my new AV receiver in the living room.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Jun 2020, 9:03, archived)

hedgers

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 9:11, archived)

Good morning.

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 9:23, archived)

No, it isn't.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 9:24, archived)

The sun has got her/his/other/lgbtqtransnullu hat on
So it fucking is
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 9:53, archived)

No, it isn't.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 10:02, archived)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yes it is!
He's behind you!
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 10:55, archived)

hi

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 9:31, archived)

alright, knobsacks

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 13:58, archived)

aye not bad
you?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 14:34, archived)

comme ci, comme ca

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 14:34, archived)

ah bof

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 14:41, archived)

lol

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 14:49, archived)

"mdr", surely

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 14:50, archived)

What, like in Taggart?
"Thurs bin a mdr".
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 16:28, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8262822
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 16:38, archived)

Stay about from my crime scene!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 16:39, archived)

mdr - srs bsnss

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 17:54, archived)

Bit miffed
Just fancied a steak pie but my niece has eaten the last one
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 14:42, archived)

alright bummings
boss is listening to a play about Tolstoy, they keep talking about Mr Jerkoff, must be a tie in with Roger Hargreaves or summat
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 15:03, archived)

all I’m saying is that my position on the matter is not swayed by that little dwarf wizard lad or his moronic creator I sincerely hope they both shut up forever cheers

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 17:14, archived)

Thank god you confirmed your position on this,
I'd never have slept otherwise.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 9 Jun 2020, 22:21, archived)

spacemoose
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 22:53, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 7:19, archived)

Good morning.
How ist?
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 7:56, archived)

not too bad ta, u

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 8:26, archived)

Lol ok
Just been watching Farage and Piers Morgan. Farage compared Black Lifes Matter to the Taliban, Piers was annoyed, and shouted a bit. Morning TV is really crap
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 8:36, archived)

My Dad listens to Talksport, and every month or two we have exactly the same conversation
"Can you believe that someone on Talksport said [insane opinion]?"
"Yes I can, because they only exist to generate controversy and provoke people like you into calling in/talking about it."


It gets dull.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:01, archived)

/talk, you mean

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:02, archived)

Pretty much. The fragrant Lorraine follows on though, with her unique look at prole concerns...when should hairdressers open and something about the soaps
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:09, archived)

on +r
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 11:10, archived)

Maybe it's because its gives a mouthpiece to the cream of the crap of modern humanity.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:03, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8262732
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:10, archived)

As true today as it was yesterday.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 8:13, archived)

erry day

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 8:26, archived)

So damp and cold and grey today that I am tempted to ask for my money back.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 8:23, archived)

we had to put the heating on yesterday, it were freezing
sunny and bright today though, 19 degrees predicted
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 8:28, archived)

alright, looks like a scorcher of a day up here in the north of england

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 8:33, archived)

No it doesn't

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 8:42, archived)

please don't reply to my posts

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 8:51, archived)

Please don't reply to my replies

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:10, archived)

Please kill yourself, and then your family, and then burn down your pub.
IN THAT ORDER.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:14, archived)

hey calm down Bummings, that scorching heat seems to have gone to your head

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:19, archived)

it's like living in death valley, my fragile scottish skull is cooking my pathetic caledonian brain, I just don't know what I might do next!!!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:27, archived)

...apart from post some painfully unfunny drivel on the internet

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:27, archived)

Which slave trader does a nice sideline in German lager?
Edward Holsten!!!
(97800, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 10:04, archived)

b&

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 10:07, archived)

Which slave trader spends his spare time chopping up cabbages?
Edward Coleslaw!!!
(97800, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 10:10, archived)

bullshit

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 8:45, archived)

it's a fackin scorcher in York, pal

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 8:51, archived)

internet lies

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 8:56, archived)

lol a high of 16 degrees predicted
#scorcher
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 8:57, archived)

in fairness that probably does pass for a scorcher in fucking Yorkshire

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:00, archived)

14 degrees already mate, just like slashtalk, it's only going to get hotter!!!!!!!!!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:02, archived)

17 degrees now!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 11:24, archived)

get up get on up

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 8:54, archived)

like a morning machine

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 8:57, archived)

Good morning
Lovely day
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:12, archived)

hi there
Just the Two of Us
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:17, archived)

Watching labyrinth and having some lemon tea
The day has many possibilities
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:37, archived)

working like a cunt again, my day has pretty much zero possibilities other than that :(

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:42, archived)

That's a bit shit
Put some decent tunes on while you work
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:48, archived)

Run The Jewels new album on the go here

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:54, archived)

that doesn't work for me, sadly
I end up just listening to the music and not paying attention to my work. I was the same as a student, total silence required.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:56, archived)

I can't get the housework done without heavy metal at full volume

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 10:10, archived)

housework, cooking etc no problem but high concentration stuff...can't do it

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 10:37, archived)

There are lots of great ambient sounds here that I put on sometimes when I really have to concentrate on something, everything from heavy rain to tumble driers via data centres and Tibetan chanting.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 10:47, archived)

Apparently, my brain is set to "multitasking"

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 10:52, archived)

morning queef
thought I'd have a go at giving myself a lockdown haircut, head now looks like a shorn bollock
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:14, archived)

from the Happy Mondays?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:18, archived)

y

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:19, archived)

nice 1 lol

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2020, 9:28, archived)

Good afternoon.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 12:19, archived)

sup

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 12:21, archived)

yo steez

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 12:23, archived)

run out of food
had to have a pizza out of the freezer
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 12:48, archived)

how ghastly

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 12:51, archived)

IKR

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 13:04, archived)

I do also wish you a cordial post-nooning

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 12:31, archived)

Woodzy-D

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 12:32, archived)

hullo

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 12:48, archived)

Richy McPloppington xx

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 12:51, archived)

Cant believe it’s 1227 years since those Viking slags smashed Lindisfarne, still does my nut in to this day

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 12:53, archived)

Alright d'z'r

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 13:01, archived)

Mellow greeting's

(97800, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 13:01, archived)

And a pleasant p.m. To you

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 13:20, archived)

Right y'are.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 13:45, archived)

hello

(Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 14:07, archived)

Is it?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 14:12, archived)

Might buy an orchestra

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 14:46, archived)

Look, why did you start this conversation if you’re not fucking interested

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 14:50, archived)

Can you get one on one of those partwork magazines?
"Issue one comes with this high quality Conductor! Only £4.99!"
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 14:51, archived)

www.soundsonline.com/hollywood-orchestra
That’s the one I’ve been considering but the string section is fucking huge and a bit too lush and sweet.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 16:37, archived)

Also you've got to think of the maintenance costs
An orchestra of that size would get through a lot of valve lube.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 16:48, archived)

What they do inside my hardware is not my concern. I do like the sound of that valve lube stuff though.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 17:58, archived)