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I said what what in the Butkus

(Runcorn shitty limits, Thu 19 Oct 2023, 7:32, archived)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 19 Oct 2023, 7:41, archived)
Yes, but why?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 19 Oct 2023, 7:45, archived)
Well some people are into that sort of thing, aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Oct 2023, 7:57, archived)
I suppose someone might be

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 19 Oct 2023, 8:08, archived)
Apparently Dick Butkus had a fearsome tackle on him.
(I'm not making that up - I just looked him up on Wikipedia and that's what it says about him.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Oct 2023, 9:11, archived)
Bit gay.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 19 Oct 2023, 9:24, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8387544
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Oct 2023, 9:35, archived)
All Butkus facts are true

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Oct 2023, 12:08, archived)
Morning Dick
Lol dick
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 19 Oct 2023, 10:10, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 21:45, archived)
Well you would say that, wouldn't you.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Oct 2023, 21:56, archived)
It certainly is the sort of thing I would say

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 22:07, archived)
Almost as if you're behaving exactly the way you're expected to.
As if you were trying to throw us off the scent.

I'm watching you, horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 22:52, archived)
Bumpy landing
Pilot earned his salary on that trip.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 23:42, archived)
bumpy from our body heat

(piss and shit, Thu 19 Oct 2023, 8:38, archived)
Just saw there is a new stage musical beginning a run
Dancers and music in hip-hop style, adapting The Matrix
By Danny Boyle
Sounds a bit Nathan Barley eh?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 15:54, archived)
The Matrix isn't by Danny Boyle
are you thinking of Trainspotting?
(piss and shit, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 15:55, archived)
No silly
Boyle has adapted it
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 16:46, archived)
i hate you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 15:56, archived)
you're saying what we're all thinking

(piss and shit, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 15:58, archived)
about you

(piss and shit, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 15:58, archived)
no you shut up

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 16:18, archived)
I forgive you xx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 16:47, archived)
That sounds well futile.
Quick round of cock, muff, bumhole?
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 16:23, archived)
There’d better be free entry to b3tans

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 16:36, archived)
Clown matinee every Bumday

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 16:48, archived)
sold!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 17:21, archived)
If Nathan Barley is code for utter fucking wank, then yes

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 16:58, archived)
It does sound grim

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 17:26, archived)
b3ta, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 17:27, archived)
dozer

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 18:08, archived)
any tit in it?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 17:06, archived)
The guy who plays Agent Smith gets his cock out

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 17:20, archived)
He's reprising his role as Bellrond.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Oct 2023, 19:23, archived)

 
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 20:04, archived)
One does not simply wank into Mordor

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 21:13, archived)
Yn gets hers out I think

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 17:25, archived)
wet innit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 15:53, archived)
your wife's fanny?
no
(piss and shit, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 15:54, archived)
you need to spit on it first

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 15:56, archived)
and her fanny?

(piss and shit, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 15:57, archived)
Last meal of Holibobs.
Utter chaos in this place but 3 courses for €8? Get in! The pasta alla arrabiata was amazing, next we’re having horse meat patty. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 12:15, archived)
Horse burger was okay.
Zia Rossa runs this place with a voice that could start or end a war. The food was recommended by the kindly gentleman on the table next to us who looked like a jovial mafia hitman. I was damn we’ll going to eat all my horsy food regardless of liking it or no.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 12:22, archived)
So you didn't say neigh to leaving any?
Any clowns at the restaurant?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 12:40, archived)
I thing as far as local delicacies go
It was a Grand National dish
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 13:02, archived)
Shot at the third?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 13:13, archived)
They shoot horses don't they?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 13:28, archived)
I shoot ropes mate

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 14:18, archived)
You really are a fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 14:31, archived)
Get fucked four eyes

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 14:41, archived)
Look at that face, look at his smile, spanishfly is a paedophile!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 14:47, archived)
you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 13:14, archived)
Seconded

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 13:34, archived)
Turded

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 13:39, archived)
I can'ter believe it!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 13:26, archived)
Yay
Or neigh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 13:57, archived)
I bet it gives you the galloping trots

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 14:53, archived)
TIL
Garold has the face of David Frum and the body of Alistair Overeem.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 15:22, archived)
hollibobs

(piss and shit, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 15:54, archived)
Awake
Alas
(rippleinstillwater, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 7:57, archived)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 8:06, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 8:07, archived)
Awake, alas, ARSEHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 8:07, archived)
Hello. I sent you a direct message. Can you look?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 11:13, archived)
I had a look and all it said was "arseboon dilbaro"

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 11:32, archived)
sorry, that was me

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 11:35, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 13:10, archived)
you should say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 13:42, archived)
I can assure you I have no such message

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 13:11, archived)
I wanted to know if you can help me find out why Syncubus died

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 14:55, archived)
Any particular reason for asking me?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 16:12, archived)
You shared a tent with someone called Wobbly something
This person told Porcupine that Syncubus was dead
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 18:29, archived)
I see

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 19:15, archived)
Can you help me?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 19:42, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 21:32, archived)
What the fuck?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 8:10, archived)
Shit off

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 8:13, archived)
Do you think I will witness a horrific accident again this morning while out running?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 8:30, archived)
-witness +suffer

🤞
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 8:40, archived)
I suffered one in my pants

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 8:44, archived)
That would be awesome
You jinx
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 9:05, archived)
KNOBGUFFS

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 8:38, archived)
ooh a 'new' user!
who were you?
(piss and shit, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 8:42, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 8:43, archived)
SpankyHanky

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 8:50, archived)
gmos

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 8:55, archived)
he is wearing the glasses

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 13:29, archived)
All users are the same

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 9:06, archived)
Same

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 8:46, archived)
Awake, alas, Auf Weidersein goodbye

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 9:05, archived)
nice Grateful Dead username

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 9:45, archived)
BUUUUTTTTKUS

(Runcorn shitty limits, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 7:03, archived)
morning DICK

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 7:05, archived)
Lol that works at 2 levels, it's his name and he is one
Lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 7:49, archived)
Fuck you, Butkus. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 7:44, archived)
Alright Mr H

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 7:49, archived)
Morning comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 7:47, archived)
bedtime. goodnight. sweet dreams to you all.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 23:16, archived)
when frankenstein's monster goes for a ride on his horse, he uses the bridle of frankenstein ok

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 2:24, archived)
do you still need this brain for your master or fucking what?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 3:33, archived)
Put down the wine.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 5:20, archived)
i was simply having a few mins awake between my fluffy dreamsnores.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 18 Oct 2023, 7:05, archived)
Im being consumed by mosquitoes
But hey, last night in Sicily so not gonna let it get me down.

How’s your evening?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 17:09, archived)
smeggy
very, very smeggy
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 17:33, archived)
Okies really
Just jizzing on a Jew
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 17:34, archived)
Now do one for each religion and spiritual tradition,
otherwise I'm going to turn my key to release the hammer to break the glass to access the brb klaxon.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 19:12, archived)
not bad. fed the resident crows so they're happy.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 17:41, archived)
Sitting in the finance office
Because there's fuck all to clean
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 18:07, archived)
tamest Sex Pistols cover of all time

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 18:12, archived)
CLEAN THE FUCKING FINANCE OFFICE

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 18:57, archived)
It's clean

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 21:06, archived)
Cook the books

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 19:08, archived)
Alright otis, have you tried sitting at the Dock you work at, chill a bit, might inspire you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 19:15, archived)
Wine is cheap

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 19:08, archived)
It’s 26 degrees here
Been using an app to check the temperature in our house, it’s dropped to 13 degrees. Fucking brrrrrr!!!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 19:11, archived)
Bitter over here, was frost Monday morning sarf east

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 19:17, archived)
Well we shall sleep well when we get back
Always so when it’s nippy
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 19:35, archived)
Bit lacist

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 21:37, archived)
slope well

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 21:45, archived)
It has come to my attention that there are a truly pathetic 29 pages of search results for 'arseboon dilbaro'.
Let's see if we can pump it up to a respectable 50 pages by year's end, OK?

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=arseboon+dilbaro&p=29
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Oct 2023, 11:40, archived)
and, you can't even view them all anyway...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 12:02, archived)
There are far more Google results.
Fascinating history.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 12:03, archived)

www.google.com/search?q=arseboon+dilbaro+site%3Ab3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 12:06, archived)
We all have far too much time on our hands tbh

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 12:42, archived)
His popularity on here is my doing

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 14:04, archived)
Of course it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 14:39, archived)
I bet you're more proud of this than any other achievement.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Oct 2023, 16:22, archived)
he hasn't had any other achievements
and this one is debateable
(piss and shit, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 16:32, archived)
First reference to arsey-d on this site was by me, then mr h picked up that ball and ran with it

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 16:59, archived)
Well of course, fuck the degree, shit on the career, chuck the professional exams in the bin
They pale in insignificance next to this.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 17:00, archived)
I like the cut of your jib, young man.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Oct 2023, 17:04, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 17:29, archived)
You are doing God's work.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Oct 2023, 19:00, archived)
If Jim Jordan is elected House speaker here today, it will make an 'election denier' second-in-line to the presidency

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 14:48, archived)
he's a former wrestling coach, pretty sure he could take Biden down, not sure about Kamala

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 15:09, archived)
the Musk-Zuckerberg showdown could be on the undercard though

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 15:12, archived)
"Elise Stefanik has her head in one hand and a pen in the other as she keeps a tally of the votes."

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 18:31, archived)
20 votes short, maybe he’ll take them all on

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 21:55, archived)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 8:02, archived)
Just been for a run.
Saw an early morning car crash. Fun.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 8:45, archived)
That was one of my missiles comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 9:47, archived)
Are your missiles shaped like hackney cabs?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 9:52, archived)
Of course
Part of my cunning plan
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 10:12, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 10:57, archived)
My missiles are red and have podka dots on

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 11:03, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Oct 2023, 11:06, archived)
Ours are full of Peace
© Bruce Robinson
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 14:40, archived)

saw
caused

Gonna need some bigger shorts
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 10:10, archived)
You mean you saw the aftermath, or you actually saw it happen?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Oct 2023, 10:12, archived)
I saw it happen.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 11:13, archived)
Was it a hit-and-Run(corn)?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Oct 2023, 11:39, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 17:35, archived)
Alright

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 9:46, archived)
INTERBOLLOCKTIC GONADERY
GONADERY INTERBOLLOCKTIC
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 22:09, archived)
http://www.saintmungoscharityformenwithweirdbollocks.org/donate

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Oct 2023, 8:12, archived)
*20p sympathy donation*

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Oct 2023, 14:42, archived)
Evening comrades
Happy Monday?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 19:42, archived)
You're not Putin!
I've seen evidence that you might be Pennywise.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 19:52, archived)
Jock staring clown is my doppelganger

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 20:13, archived)
PURE NEW WOOL AND PERFECT STITCHES

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 21:36, archived)
Woolyback

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 21:58, archived)
Oh no!

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 22:15, archived)
too late

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 23:32, archived)
Uneventful with an easy shift in work
So yes, happy Monday indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 21:51, archived)
No serial killers then?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 21:59, archived)
you're twisting my melon, man

(piss and shit, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 22:32, archived)
yes thanks
just got home from work.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 23:26, archived)
£25 for a pair of Moreno wool socks?
Yes or no?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 13:00, archived)
Maybe just buy one to see how they are, you can try it on both feet. If it's decent, order a second.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 13:06, archived)
Look, I’ve clicked this but yet it still isn’t on the popular page
Sort it out guys
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 17:02, archived)
interrupting my honeymoon to click it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 18:13, archived)
#teamwork

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 18:31, archived)
feel so blessed right now guys

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 23:35, archived)
You stupid prick

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 13:06, archived)
Where else are we supposed to go for sock advice?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 13:07, archived)
Crustpilot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 13:52, archived)
I've been sockrolled

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 14:33, archived)
Cocksocket

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 16:30, archived)
Bit pricey as a jizz receptacle, maybe something from Primark is more suitable

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 13:23, archived)
Best prostitute review I’ve read for a while

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 14:31, archived)
A++ would contract an STI again

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 17:01, archived)
bootable

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 16:29, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8387345
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 18:20, archived)
Strikey wool s +c

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 14:17, archived)
I'd say no
But I really don't like socks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 14:44, archived)
Brandon Moreno? The Mexican mixed martial artist?
I doubt he's very good at making socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 14:54, archived)
Everyone needs a hobby

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 14:56, archived)
He's good at knitting around the fur

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 18:21, archived)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 8:59, archived)
Morning from Ischia.
Off to Amalfi today.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 9:22, archived)
smyls

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 9:32, archived)
How much more obvious could it be that those are made-up names.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 13:08, archived)
alright alfi

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 13:10, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 9:24, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 9:37, archived)
Now then now then

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 9:56, archived)
that was now, this is then.
great book
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 10:15, archived)
I read a book once
Lots of pictures in it
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 10:17, archived)
was it writtern by Buthole Dick or Dick Buthole?
you can't say Dick Butkus
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 10:46, archived)
It is plastic and one can take it in the bath

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 11:05, archived)
that's a dildo isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 11:11, archived)
Oh yeah
I am easily confused
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 11:45, archived)

conf aro
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 16 Oct 2023, 12:35, archived)
Gas safety check today
Just getting my arse ready for inspection now
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 10:50, archived)
Got to get all the guffs out first

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 10:55, archived)
bit racist m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 10:57, archived)
They come over in small boats and get dole straight away

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 11:07, archived)
get your filthy forrin mits off my doler!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 11:12, archived)
BUTKUSSSSS!!!

(Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 7:32, archived)
so wacky

(piss and shit, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 8:44, archived)
Dick?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 9:18, archived)
yes?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 10:15, archived)
RIP BUTHOLE DICK

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 21:21, archived)
I mean, ok, but he's no Dick Butkus

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 22:04, archived)
no you shut up

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 22:14, archived)
Let's break it down: yes Dick, but no proper But, there's no Kus, so yeah it's a bit sparse, don't shoot the fucking messenger ok

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 22:26, archived)
Ain't nobody like that Dick Butkus

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 22:27, archived)
Right? That's all I was trying to say! it's like I've committed a crime or something.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 22:28, archived)
Ignorance of the law is NO EXCUSE!!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 22:29, archived)
wish i hadn't asked you to do the eulogy that was utter shit if i'm brutally honest

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 22:28, archived)
They fucking loved it, and the interpretive dance

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 22:29, archived)
i spose that was a nice touch
where did you get the llama outfit?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 22:30, archived)
off a chameleon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 22:32, archived)
actually it was a ,,,,,chameleon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 22:33, archived)
red gold and green

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 22:35, archived)
yea it's here right now actually, oh no hold on it's gone again

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 22:39, archived)
probably gone to get some more paint

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 22:44, archived)
He's a dreamboat

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 22:12, archived)
no, and anyway you are aggressively heterosexual, get in character

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 22:30, archived)
Titties and beer

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 23:46, archived)
👍🏻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Oct 2023, 0:59, archived)
Fuck off Ireland bunch of clowns

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 17:04, archived)
just staring

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 17:04, archived)
then FEASTING

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 17:04, archived)
That's why they have their own picnic chairs

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 19:35, archived)
If this is a sports reference, I'm oblivious

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 20:12, archived)
Argentina beat them in the rugby and are now through to the semis
Lol semi
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 20:23, archived)
England semi

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 20:44, archived)
Morning comrades
There is some sort of demo going on IP the road but finding out what it is about involves going out and looking up the road.I can't be arsed tbh. Are you a lazy fucker?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 9:48, archived)
Catwring

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 9:51, archived)
I am on Sundays
The only reason I'm dressed is because I fell asleep in my clothes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 11:33, archived)
Better than falling asleep in someone else's clothes

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 11:40, archived)
True

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 11:51, archived)
Birds aren't real

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 11:52, archived)
what about blokes?

(piss and shit, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 11:59, archived)
Bit sexist m8

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 12:06, archived)
All birds are the same

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 12:05, archived)
I wound a tinfoil hatter right up with that one
He was saying that birds are government spy drones. I told him that that's why pigeons gather in great numbers in trafalgar square, they're downloading information from each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 12:11, archived)
birds aren't real is a clothing brand
i'd like to think they started the meme to promote themselves but that's a hard sell
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 12:45, archived)
I'm starting to get the impression that everyone you know is certifiably insane.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 15 Oct 2023, 15:34, archived)
not at all
some of them are just really stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 15:51, archived)
The Birds Aren't Real thing was always just a parody though
so are you sure you were the one doing the winding up?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 15:40, archived)
he's a friend of my brother's
definitely doesn't have the intelligence or imagination to trick anyone, full-time crayon eater
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 15:51, archived)
My sister's fella
is a flat Earther who thinks space flight isn't real (because flat Earth, the use of CGI, and an inability/unwillingness to understand gravity and orbital mechanics). The Earth and Moon are hollow (and there are aliens living inside - whose spaceships are real), medicine is literally designed to make you ill (except ancient/alternative medicines, chiro, acupuncture, reiki handwaving, crystals, magnets, etc.), ghosts are real, demons are real, Joe Biden is guilty of everything Trump is accused of (Trump is innocent and a true hero fighting Satanic forces/deep state/NWO/aliens/whatever). He pisses me off. My university educated sister claims to be neutral on all of those subjects, which is quite, quite maddening.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 16:44, archived)
has she considered sufforcating him with a pillow while he's asleep?
for the good of humanity, of course.
also, I hope they haven't bred.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 16:49, archived)
They haven't bred but he has.
His offspring seems fairly normal, I've not talked to them about PCT though. My sister's kids think he's mad but appear to love him anyway. He seems like a nightmare to live with. Baffling.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 17:08, archived)
love is blind
and more than a bit thick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 17:37, archived)
I guess you can't be reasoned out of love.
But being neutral over the shape of the planet you live on is fucking nuts. It's further than I'd ever be willing to go for the sake of a quiet life.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 17:56, archived)
The thing is, if people like this actually stuck to being harmless hippies, as many people naively assume they do,
it wouldn't be so bad. But they invariably have absolutely repulsive far-right politics as well.

Of course, these sorts of pricks are always the first to accuse anyone else of being fascists, for reasons such as getting vaccinated.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 15 Oct 2023, 16:49, archived)
I have an old friend,
a permanently stoned peace and love hippy, fiercely left wing, who believes in quantum woo, Big Pharmer, aliens, fake history and a load of other batshit PCT. He has some right wing adjacent crazy beliefs but the mostly harmless peace and love stuff seems baked in.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 17:42, archived)
creiki

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 17:06, archived)
all birds are cats

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 12:38, archived)
Nothing is real when you think about it.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 15:00, archived)
i doubt the carefully woven fabric of existence is in any danger of fraying from the efforts anyone on here, then.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 15:14, archived)
What about when you don't think about it?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 15:18, archived)
Alright, Bishop Berkeley.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 15 Oct 2023, 15:46, archived)
When do you reckon all the Call of Duty games are going to land on Game Pass?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 15 Oct 2023, 13:19, archived)

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