James Blunt Force Trauma

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 19:06, archived)

James Blunt And Ed Sheeran’s Live Duet Of “Goodbye My Lover” Shows What A Star Ed Is
I mean, fucking hell. At least Blunt's good at twitter.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 19:12, archived)

It would work better as a Wurzels cover

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 19:15, archived)

I'm going to have to take your word for that hedgey because I cannot even

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 19:52, archived)

His name is actually James Blount.
When I was young, the minister at one of the local churches was named Blount, and his foster daughter was in my class at primary school. She had massive mental health problems and killed herself when she was 28. Happy birthday, James!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 19:14, archived)

That's terrible! We'll never fit all that on the front of the card :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 19:49, archived)

Hang in there!

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 20:44, archived)

Blunt Force Trauma

sub Prime
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Aug 2025, 19:14, archived)

I celebrated my birthday over the weekend
It was jolly good fun. Had a houseful of friends on Saturday. I’d gone completely overboard with the catering and spent a whole day baking and cooking so have a huge surplus of cake and booze. Could open a patisserie/off license. Also, a vast quantity of hummus.

What do you have too much of?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 13:06, archived)

You can't say b3ta

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Aug 2025, 13:16, archived)

Theres no free speech no more

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:16, archived)

love

( $$ ✅, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 13:24, archived)

That’s nice

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:17, archived)

Send some cake codes to mongychops

( .Yeti., Tue 26 Aug 2025, 13:46, archived)

Cake code?
You mean recipe?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:17, archived)

someone left my code out in the rain

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:33, archived)

And it took so long to source it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 15:18, archived)

And I’ll never find that html again

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 18:22, archived)

Hitler

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:08, archived)

You can never have too much hitler

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:18, archived)

make hitler great again

( MiseryCunt, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 16:00, archived)

"Garold's Blog"

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:09, archived)

The unsubscribe button doesn’t work

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:18, archived)

I bloody know!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 21:23, archived)

Knobbery

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:16, archived)

Lucky you

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:19, archived)

Happy birthday garold

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:34, archived)

Well thank you

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 18:22, archived)

something

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:48, archived)

Anything

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 18:22, archived)

Pænus

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 Aug 2025, 15:00, archived)

Hellooooo!!!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 18:23, archived)

Wind

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 15:54, archived)

Stinky or just noisy?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 18:23, archived)

no, like an old-fashioned clock

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 20:53, archived)

I find your posts about baking and patisserie to be...
pain-ful
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Aug 2025, 16:50, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 Aug 2025, 18:11, archived)

Tres Bon!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 18:24, archived)

Pushing that camel knobber down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 11:01, archived)

Alright, horbs
What's been happening?
( $$ ✅, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 11:05, archived)

Mongy's been ripping it with free booze

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 12:57, archived)

nice!

( $$ ✅, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 13:25, archived)

HE'S GOING TO CHINESE JAIL YOU FOOL

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:36, archived)

Fuck you, mr horrible, fuck you

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Aug 2025, 11:37, archived)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 12:57, archived)

Bollocks

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 11:53, archived)

You just said that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 12:58, archived)

Calling someone a camel knobber is a serious accusation.
Do you have witnesses? Did the camel testify?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 12:20, archived)

The camel was an unreliable witness, because it's got the right hump with the accused

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 12:22, archived)

It did

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 12:59, archived)

Dromedary or Bactrian?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 12:29, archived)

Yes

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 12:59, archived)

One hump or two?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 13:00, archived)

RACIST

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 14:42, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Aug 2025, 7:31, archived)

Morning.
I like Peroni. Miserychops down there evidently doesn't. Where does the /chat hivemind stand? #BeerChat
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 8:18, archived)

I like Peroni, even the non-alcoholic version

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 8:19, archived)

I could have got you 80 bottle's. That was the only code I didn't use. Soon worked out that the number 3 in the code ment alcohol free.

( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 8:30, archived)

Yeah, recently got the 0.0% for driving-related drinking, it's probably the nicest alcohol-free one

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 8:40, archived)

ro
+i
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 Aug 2025, 10:24, archived)

*golf clap*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 11:51, archived)

*darts herpes*

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 12:05, archived)

All lager tastes the same

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 8:24, archived)

^ Garnish Fail

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 8:46, archived)

Keep my chops out of your mouth

( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 8:28, archived)

Apologies, I didn't intentionally portmanteau your names.
Maybe mine won't catch on.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 8:42, archived)

If my bill is this I drink the lot
ibb.co/rR3zd75R
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 8:46, archived)

Lol, someone got a top. Fucking online orders

( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 8:47, archived)

I'd struggle to drink a Madri even if it was free,
can't put my finger on what I don't like about it but I just don't.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 8:48, archived)

I was drinking the Guinness. The other 2 were up for grabs. Once I found a Guinness code, you had the code for the others 1 was madri 2 was peroni, 3 0% peroni, 4 Guinness.

( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 8:51, archived)

guinness is the best
/Irish
( MiseryCunt, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 11:17, archived)

It tastes grim.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Aug 2025, 10:05, archived)

going off beer as I get older
peroni is ok as lagers go, not too sweet, not too bitter
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 8:35, archived)

A lot of folk seem to do that, no sign of it happening to me though.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 8:47, archived)

I can't drink as much as I used to with this job
which is probably a good thing long term
but it also means when I do drink I'm more particular
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 9:00, archived)

Yeah I'm bitter enough already

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 12:08, archived)

m/o/r/n/i/n/g

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 8:20, archived)

Hello

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 8:44, archived)

𝕂𝕟𝕠𝕓𝕤𝕒𝕔𝕜.

( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 1:25, archived)

Chinese government are after me now. Damn you green king you Chinese government owned twats

( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 1:41, archived)

This is getting more frequent Mark, is everything OK at home?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 26 Aug 2025, 6:49, archived)