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Good afternoon, penis's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 12:40, Reply)
sympathy pænus

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 13:40, Reply)
sympathy alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 13:42, Reply)
Good afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 14:09, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 6:02, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 6:44, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 7:04, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 7:11, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 9:59, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 12:24, Reply)
morning chevron

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 7:15, Reply)
- morn
+ freez
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ—‹¥โ—‹) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Thu 20 Nov 2025, 7:11, Reply)
- morn
+ fist
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 7:12, Reply)
I endorse this message.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 8:55, Reply)
- morn
+ tail
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 8:10, Reply)
- morn
+ Juan K
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 8:31, Reply)
It's a little-known fact that Scottish shortarse and Simple Minds frontman Jim Kerr is actually of Spanish lineage and was named Juan at birth. He anglicised it to Jim due to the legendarily xenophobic atmosphere in Scotland.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 9:41, Reply)
What a crispy crunchy morning
lots of broken bones out there I recon
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 9:24, Reply)
Happy Birthday, Joe Biden! ๐ŸŽ‰

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 9:33, Reply)
Thanks mate!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 9:42, Reply)
And thanks for everything

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 11:17, Reply)
Sleepy Joe strikes again!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 11:42, Reply)
So long, +
everything all the fash
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 13:13, Reply)
HIYA!

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 10:31, Reply)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 11:33, Reply)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 20:00, Reply)
I'm watching a programme about fungi. Strange fucking stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 20:56, Reply)
Aren't they closer to animals than plants or some shit
Or am I thinking of muslims
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 21:01, Reply)
Alright, Stephen Morrissey

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 21:21, Reply)
Alone again / For my sins / Curse my life / And awful muslims

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 21:32, Reply)
/links are a subspecies

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 22:24, Reply)
Awful muslinks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 22:26, Reply)
Whilst eugenics is somewhat problematic I do think deleting /links would be a significant step forward for humanity

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 23:29, Reply)
They're made of chitin, the same stuff that insect exoskeletons are constructed from.
...
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 23:24, Reply)
There is one right that is consuming wood, lol. But can't get nitrogen from wood, lol. But they make a little lasso out of some tentacle and catch nitrogen rich microscopic worms . Wood, lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 0:17, Reply)
Dunno. They said plants and animals divided, then fungi divided from the animal timeline. No real evidence was provided

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 0:13, Reply)
Typical fungi

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 0:50, Reply)
My cousin lives in Colliton near a field that produces a vast number of liberty caps.
He used to tell me about the turf wars with the other locals, sort of like a rural Devon version of Bloods Vs Crips but with fewer guns and more agricultural implements.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 23:21, Reply)
It was very interesting. Apparently they are rubbing mushrooms on tits to cure breast cancer or saink . I wasn't bothered at that bit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 0:07, Reply)
I feel the GMC might want to have words with any oncologist claimed he could cure his patients cancer by rubbing his mushroom on their tits

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 0:38, Reply)
GRASS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 11:18, Reply)
THE WALKING TALK
/discuss
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 19:42, Reply)
Get threadstomped, biatch

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 20:01, Reply)
-L
+N
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 20:49, Reply)
Alright 'Cliff Richard' and his realistic sex dolls

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 23:26, Reply)
oh piss bollocks off you piss bolloxers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 17:30, Reply)
Can you draw me an instructive diagram of piss bollocks off please

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 17:39, Reply)
not without some help

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 18:09, Reply)
I can

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 19:59, Reply)
anว”s

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 18:16, Reply)
That’s not very Christmassy of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 18:22, Reply)
It's still cunting November you nobtard
- also humbug
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 18:23, Reply)
seconded.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 18:42, Reply)
Seconded? It's the 19th for fuck's sake, you're practically equidistant from 2nds

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 19:27, Reply)
yeah well you can fuck off an all you wordy fucking poofter

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 19:35, Reply)
I can piss piss
But I can't piss bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 18:40, Reply)
can you piss into a can?
can you do it
smash monkey i am?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 18:43, Reply)
I'd be hard-pressed to piss anything other than piss, I reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Nov 2025, 18:53, Reply)
you're right, pisslips

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 19:03, Reply)
It comes to something when you're called 'pisslips' by a misery-cunt. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Nov 2025, 19:13, Reply)
i've been called worse by worse

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 19:43, Reply)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 19:13, Reply)
fuck you smegg wallace, fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 19:44, Reply)
afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 15:44, Reply)
Daniel Radcliffe writes supportive letter to Harry Potter successor in new TV series!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 16:16, Reply)
"Good luck, mate. You'll be asked the exact same questions, over and over again, for the rest of your life"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 16:25, Reply)
"Good luck, mate. You'll get lots of other acting jobs, but not even you will remember them"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 16:41, Reply)
That's quite untrue, he's had a very successful and varied career on stage and screen.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 17:54, Reply)
It's a joke about dementia, I should have made that clear

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 18:15, Reply)
Very early onsetiarmus

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 18:58, Reply)
"Can you stick your wand in my cauldron?"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 17:55, Reply)
Alright, Adrian Chiles

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 16:52, Reply)
No, I really don't think he is.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 18:13, Reply)
Sadly no, this was just a general headline on the Guardian, Chiles was a harbinger
a complete and utter
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 18:17, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 8:05, Reply)
And I wish it could stop being christmas
Every daaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 8:22, Reply)
Anyone see the match last night?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 8:41, Reply)
My arse and your face?

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 9:30, Reply)
Harsh.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 9:49, Reply)
Not nearly harsh enough

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 9:57, Reply)
Yes, hooray, at least another six months of fucking Yes Sir, I Can Boogie in every public space

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 10:51, Reply)
Pretty tasty goals though. Let's not kid ourselves that Scotland will make it out of the group stages.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 10:59, Reply)
Why not? You're already pretending it matters

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:00, Reply)
All goals taste the same

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:07, Reply)
This is true, they were great goals, almost made up for the 90 minutes of tedium.
This is why I really can't be arsed with football, the entertainment:dross ratio is ridiculously low.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:08, Reply)
This could easily be fixed by putting ten balls on the pitch at once.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Nov 2025, 14:47, Reply)
Or one angry rhinoceros.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 14:53, Reply)
Actually, contrary to popular belief, rhinos tend to internalize anger too much, they end up hurting themselves more than anyone else

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 16:51, Reply)
Fuck they were good goals though, just watched the highlights

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:35, Reply)
That overhead kick by Scott McTominay was incredible.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 12:14, Reply)
I like the long shot over the goalie, that look up before/as he takes the shot

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 13:20, Reply)
Yeah, that was my favourite.
As he was hoofing up to the halfway line you could hear someone yelling "SHOOOOT!" over the TV coverage. Then the replay as the goalie skipped backwards then turned and ran for it, too late, best football content I've seen for years.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 15:07, Reply)
It was looking like a 2:2 draw right up until stoppage time.
Probably Scotland's best performance in my lifetime.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 15:08, Reply)
I'm far from an expert, and it's a low bar, but I agree.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 16:02, Reply)
and what are your thoughts on limbo dancing?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 16:59, Reply)
OH COME ON

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 18:18, Reply)
Sorry, I just got back.
It has too many unbaptised infant souls for my liking, I'm not s******f**
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 19:33, Reply)
Genres: Disco, Schlager & Volksmusik, Mandarin pop

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:21, Reply)
Everbody tallk about... mandrin music!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:26, Reply)
Your breath and a camel's fart?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 12:40, Reply)
You say that like it’s meant to mean something to us.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 8:46, Reply)
Morning and happy World Toilet Day!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 9:19, Reply)
I'm flush with excitement!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 9:21, Reply)
excrement more like!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 9:22, Reply)
I'm excrement with excitement!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 9:27, Reply)
I've had a blood test this morning
and this afternoon I'm going to give blood to the blood bank. I'm gonna look like an anaemic vampire raisin by the end of the day...
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:25, Reply)
It’s a good job you don’t know who the blood is coming from
When you are having a transfusion
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:26, Reply)
Totally!
take care out there or you could end up with me inside you! Hur hur!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 12:55, Reply)
good morning
have a great day
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 13:53, Reply)
GAY SEX
not really, STRAIGHT SEX

not really, GAY SEX
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 20:54, Reply)
Too much choice

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 20:58, Reply)
how's it going man

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 21:00, Reply)
Yeah alright. House sold. Cold weather is making my recent broken wrists hurt. You alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 21:32, Reply)
Sounds like warmer climes are calling, bon voyage
New job here, making high end charcuterie, smoked salmon etc. Dream job but my immediate colleagues are fucking weird and the music they listen to in the kitchen all day is awful. 7/10 so far
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 21:43, Reply)
Why I always worked on my own. youll be grand

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 21:48, Reply)
I bet it's not even made from real charc.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Nov 2025, 21:56, Reply)
What was the middle one again?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 18 Nov 2025, 21:04, Reply)
TRANS. ANUS. EXPRESS.

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 21:08, Reply)
Uh hu uh hu

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 21:33, Reply)
The only reason I can count to 4 in several languages is thanks to Numbers by Kraftwerk
Thanks, Kraftwerk
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 21:46, Reply)
Thaftwerk

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 23:15, Reply)
So, what, does that work out as bi sex?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 18 Nov 2025, 22:19, Reply)
Yeah I think so

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 22:27, Reply)
Tri sex, with one straight side and two gay ones

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 22:45, Reply)
Ones trans.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 23:39, Reply)
did you tri it yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 9:59, Reply)
Cowboy gay sex

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 10:51, Reply)

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