Brigitte Dépardot

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 10:06, archived)

Brigitte Bardead

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 10:10, archived)

I thought she'd died a while ago 🤷

(piss and shit, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 10:21, archived)

I hadn't thought about her existence for years, if not decades.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 10:35, archived)

I'm quite sure the feeling was mutual, though.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 10:40, archived)

Perhaps she’d have thought about you more if you were one of those filthy foreign immigrants she apparently hated.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 11:34, archived)

If I still didn't impinge on her consciousness, I could always have turned gay.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 12:22, archived)

+er

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 19:09, archived)

Brigitte Bardon’t

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 10:41, archived)

Another nazi gone too soon

( mongychops, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 12:16, archived)

We will nazi her like again
Hahaha I jest, they're fucking everywhere nowadays.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 12:23, archived)

Frigid Bardot
Appropriately, it was -9c here earlier.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 13:06, archived)

She should have popped off when she was young and fit instead of hanging on for decades as a leathery old Nazi.

( .Yeti., Sun 28 Dec 2025, 15:27, archived)

/links is over there ---------->

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 16:22, archived)

Yeah, I'm watching to see which one of them stops posting to find out what her username was.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 16:47, archived)

Tony Hayers, obvs

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 21:07, archived)

Drop your pants jack your hair

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 23:25, archived)

Brigitte over the River Styx

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 16:56, archived)

morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 7:02, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 8:36, archived)

gorming

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 8:53, archived)

gooning!
Not sure what that is but all the kids seem to be doing it these days
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 9:29, archived)

Oh god
Pheasant for dinner. My mother will overcook them and won't let me 'help'.

Middle class drama in the Home Counties, right guy's???
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 13:36, archived)

It's like Midsomer Murders round here
Minus the interesting murders :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 13:36, archived)

^ pheasant fucker's son

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 13:39, archived)

#leatherypheasant

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 13:44, archived)

Brace yourself

( .Yeti., Sat 27 Dec 2025, 14:09, archived)

if you didn't shoot them yourself I'm less than impressed

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 14:43, archived)

I'm not allowed near firearms :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 16:18, archived)

-arms +men

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 22:54, archived)

That's weird because I'm not allowed near Eartharms or Windarms

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 23:38, archived)

At this rate we’re never going to get Captain Planetarms

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 23:52, archived)

Pheasant and Pheasdec

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 14:48, archived)

I've got pheasants in my pheaspants and I want to pheasdance

( broadsword, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 15:22, archived)

^ Donald Pheasence

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 15:36, archived)

I'm having an actual day off today
Which means no parents, no mad relatives, no housework and no errands, just peace and quiet.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 15:59, archived)

Lovely stuff
Back to town tomorrow thank fuck, then the relaxing can begin. Booked here for NYE early dinner, been wanting to go for yonks, supposed to be amazing
www.sagardi.co.uk/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 20:20, archived)

pretty bold having a .co.uk addy all in foreign mumbo jumbo
i hope they put more thought into their cooking
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 21:20, archived)

Their ex dairy cow beef is supposed to be 10/10
You can toggle the site to English. Default Spanish is well wanky though, agreed
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 21:43, archived)

You can toggle the site to English. Default +fly
well wanky though, agreed a paedo
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 22:00, archived)

This, also

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 22:39, archived)

lol

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 22:56, archived)

Ooo, nice

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 8:37, archived)

Phasianidae in a fire

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 16:09, archived)

+Upper

(piss and shit, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 22:32, archived)

aftermorn

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 12:14, archived)

you can get pills for that

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 12:17, archived)

got loads m8

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 12:42, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 12:25, archived)

hello darling have you had a lovely Christmas?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 12:42, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 14:43, archived)

It hasn't been too bad

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 15:58, archived)

morning

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 13:35, archived)

morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 7:29, archived)

Perry Brownbreadmonte
- something about The Cure not working out?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 8:27, archived)

Perry sub-Prime

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 8:52, archived)

Perry sub-bass player

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 10:50, archived)

Incurable

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 10:12, archived)

Perry est morte

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 10:33, archived)

morning

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 8:36, archived)

Hello

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 8:50, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 9:39, archived)

Am I too late for the morning thread?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 10:13, archived)

yes

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 10:45, archived)

Well you're definitely late now

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 12:02, archived)

MORNING

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 13:35, archived)

How about now?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 13:45, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 14:44, archived)

afternoon!, and then later it's, person, woman, man, camera, TV

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 20:50, archived)

You seem confused. It’s evening now.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 21:00, archived)

evening

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 21:03, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 21:04, archived)

Smegg Wallace

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 21:06, archived)

dunno who that is, soz

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 21:07, archived)

He sounds like a right cunt

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 21:08, archived)

probably a sex pest too

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 21:09, archived)

Oh deffo

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 21:26, archived)

evening

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 0:14, archived)

Perry Bamorte

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 20:41, archived)

Bury Bamonte

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 20:45, archived)

I think that's it covered, cheers.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 20:51, archived)

yeah reckon so, maybe start a new thread eh

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 20:58, archived)

hold up, i need to pay my respects

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 23:39, archived)

Expiry Bamonte

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 23:39, archived)

Bamorte

( mongychops, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 0:45, archived)

Box *this*
*points at day*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 14:40, archived)

Foxy boxing.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 14:42, archived)

Monkey tennis

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 15:50, archived)

Inner city sumo.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 15:56, archived)

I'd rather think outside the box

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 15:54, archived)

Ok xmas?
Tough time'o'year for ye
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 16:35, archived)

It is
But my cousin bought me a bottle of anno extreme gin, so I'm currently getting shitfaced. I got the life and loves of a she devil off my sister, which I'm delighted with. I loved it in the 80's and I'm watching it again now
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 18:50, archived)

It's the day after Unboxing Day
haha Amazon consumerism social meedja etc.
( .Yeti., Fri 26 Dec 2025, 18:26, archived)

I made an 'unboxing day' joke today as well.
We're both comedy geniuses, I think.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 Dec 2025, 18:48, archived)

-comedy
g p u
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 18:50, archived)

e æ
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 Dec 2025, 19:55, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 7:41, archived)

morning

( broadsword, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 8:00, archived)

Easter eggs in the shops yet?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 8:15, archived)

+sm

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 9:14, archived)

eggssm

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 9:14, archived)

Smeaster

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 12:15, archived)

Right, yes - my wife said she want me to give her one of those
- know where I can buy one?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 14:12, archived)

Don't worry m8
I sorted her out earlier when you went to DFS
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 14:41, archived)

Queef!
b3ta.com/talk/8464529
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 16:00, archived)

morning smegg

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 9:08, archived)

Only 364 days till Christmas!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 9:56, archived)

if you travel the other way it's only one

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 12:07, archived)

I heard you travel the other way, if you know what I mean.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 14:07, archived)

He uses the other carriageway, that's what you're saying, right?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 14:19, archived)

In hell, we drive on the right

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 14:37, archived)

eggssm ssmeggssm

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 11:18, archived)

Every year a big birthday party for Jesus and he never once turns up

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 12:48, archived)

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
I hope your Xmas has been as nice as you are.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 23:00, archived)

up yours

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 23:12, archived)

That’s fair.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 23:14, archived)

that's fair enough

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 23:14, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 23:54, archived)

You would sleigh that.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 23:58, archived)

Something Something Santa's sack

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 0:19, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 1:31, archived)

I hope your reeking pendulous member rots and falls off

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 0:31, archived)

but enough about spanishfly

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 1:32, archived)

and a happy new year!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 3:22, archived)

Don’t worry, it did.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 8:51, archived)

It's another Christmas miracle!!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 11:18, archived)

song sequels

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 22:57, archived)

The second time ever I saw your face

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 22:57, archived)

i said "that's the bastard wot done it, officer!"

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 23:14, archived)

DEF by The Jackson 5

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 22:58, archived)

No we’re doing my thread now.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 23:00, archived)

Also: Song 3 by Blur.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 23:03, archived)

I barely remember posting any of this to be honest

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 12:59, archived)

We are the runner ups?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 25 Dec 2025, 23:08, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 12:59, archived)

Nan called her grandson a spoilt little cunt
Merry Xmas gang
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 25 Dec 2025, 18:53, archived)

Go fuck yourself

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 19:09, archived)

FUCK YOU BPD FUCK YOU

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 25 Dec 2025, 23:09, archived)

Well, are you a spoilt little cunt?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 Dec 2025, 19:20, archived)

Nan can't handle her skag and billie cocktails like in the old days

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 19:23, archived)

aka 'speedbollocks'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 19:34, archived)

Speedbollocks 2 was the best Bitmap Brothers game.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 Dec 2025, 19:41, archived)

ICE CREAM

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 19:43, archived)

The Bitmap Brothers were great.
Xenon 2 was the shit.
( .Yeti., Thu 25 Dec 2025, 20:34, archived)

So true.
I used to love buying new weapons from that alien called Crispin.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 Dec 2025, 21:21, archived)

Deffo gay slang

( mongychops, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 21:41, archived)

Christmas bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 18:32, archived)

Baubles

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 18:47, archived)

And a bollocks new year!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 18:49, archived)

fucking oven broke earlier
Happy fucking xmas
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 17:07, archived)

That sucks

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 17:14, archived)

fucking hoover broke earlier
That doesn't suck
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 17:55, archived)

You know, I've always wondered, if your hoover really sucks, does that mean it's good or bad?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 Dec 2025, 18:09, archived)

twtj.gif

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 18:11, archived)

:(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 Dec 2025, 18:25, archived)

sucks to be you

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 18:09, archived)

Merry sucksmas

( broadsword, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 18:16, archived)

We bought a new oven recently, it has bluetooth, you have to download a phone app, then to use it you have to press the "remote start" button ON THE OVEN
every single time.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 18:34, archived)

NEFF?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 18:43, archived)

SMEG
LG ThinQ
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 18:44, archived)

GUNT

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 18:46, archived)

Merry Christmas I suppose, you bunch of cunts.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 Dec 2025, 9:51, archived)

Ya filthy animal

( .Yeti., Thu 25 Dec 2025, 10:11, archived)

Merry Christmas
I have opened several presents and I am now sorting out the veg
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 10:31, archived)

ANAL

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 11:11, archived)

Give the gift of anal this Christmas

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 11:54, archived)

I suppose you Cunty of Bunchmas, merchrist.

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 11:14, archived)

figgi puddi

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 11:41, archived)

I'll fig your pudding in a minute, sunshine.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 Dec 2025, 15:08, archived)

bumholes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 14:55, archived)

No thanks, want to stay hungry for dinner.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 Dec 2025, 15:38, archived)

Have Yourself A Druggy Little Christmas, that's all I'm saying

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 15:43, archived)

We've just had ours
Dinner for 8, cooked by me. First time being in charge of the Christmas meal and I'm rather pleased with how it turned out.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 15:46, archived)

Well done m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 17:34, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 18:35, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8434098
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 16:02, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8319720
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 16:04, archived)

yes, happy Christmas to all of you rancid jizz nibblers

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 17:03, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 6:50, archived)

morning

( broadsword, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 8:06, archived)

Christmas morning

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 8:17, archived)

morning
Merry Christmas /chat
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 8:20, archived)

Oh is it Christmas?
Might go for a Yule log
( broadsword, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 8:48, archived)

I’ve just done a shit that smelled of Champagne

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 8:52, archived)

Merry morningmas

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 8:29, archived)

morning

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 9:41, archived)

Where's Queef?
Not seen them for a while, and I got them a present:
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( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 11:17, archived)

is it a new job?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 17:04, archived)

My girlfriend is so stoned that she wrapped the sellotape she was using for the presents
Merry Christmas you b3tards
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 25 Dec 2025, 0:52, archived)

i mean, how did she seal it?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 1:30, archived)

Pre stripped tape on edge of table

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 25 Dec 2025, 1:33, archived)

go on then, since it's christmas

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 1:33, archived)

THIS STORY IS AS REAL AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 1:31, archived)

She IS real and she is a super model
with massive tits
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 25 Dec 2025, 1:34, archived)

cor!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 1:34, archived)

Merry Christmas!

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 6:19, archived)

Merry Fuckmas, everyone
- eat drink and be feck
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 22:38, archived)

Christmas Eve GUFFCHEESE

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 22:57, archived)

Didn't this board used to have a link?
Perhaps I'm just geriatric and forgetful
(hadmatter, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 18:39, archived)

It did, but it was redacted from the Epstein files.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 18:47, archived)

It did, then it didn't.
That doesn't mean that you're not geriatric
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 18:52, archived)

do you know the super secret password or not?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 18:56, archived)

ratscocks69

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 19:28, archived)

yes that's right, ***********

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 19:36, archived)

It did, but it was removed from the site's navigation because /links is much worse

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 20:22, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8464441
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 20:39, archived)

It did but it offended some people so it was removed
Or was it a fire hazard? It was one of the two, can't remember
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 20:35, archived)

it's a members club, don't you know
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 21:27, archived)

nooo I just told TBL everyone was welcome

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 21:40, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 7:23, archived)

morning

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 8:45, archived)

Morning

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 24 Dec 2025, 8:48, archived)

Morning

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 11:42, archived)

fuck you

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 12:56, archived)

Orange!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 21:15, archived)

fuck you

(piss and shit, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 9:03, archived)

So rude

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 9:05, archived)

fuck you

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 10:24, archived)

cunt

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 14:03, archived)

good tidings

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 14:08, archived)

I'll give you good tidings in a minute
- you dirty little entity
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 14:18, archived)

you can enter me anytime you manly hunk

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 18:10, archived)

gosh!
Glad tidings to all men
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 22:36, archived)

fuck you

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 12:29, archived)

no fuck you

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 12:53, archived)

Why don't you just fuck each other?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 24 Dec 2025, 13:07, archived)

to the tune of Yakety Sax

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 13:20, archived)

hang baubles in your beard you festive fairy

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 14:10, archived)

no i trimmed it, it's not a bauble beard any more, not even a tinsel beard, i may have ruined christmas

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 16:35, archived)

Please stop ruining christmas with your stupid face :(

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 17:09, archived)

The Stupid Face That Ruined Christmas, it's on every year

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 17:20, archived)

The Nightmare Beardfore Christmas

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 17:37, archived)

Not any more now that David Walliams has finally been cancelled

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 17:37, archived)

each other off
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 18:02, archived)

bravo

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 18:03, archived)

Morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 9:05, archived)

fuck yule

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 12:54, archived)

I see what you did there

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 14:19, archived)

gawd bless ya guv'nor

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 18:05, archived)

Moorning

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 9:34, archived)

fuck you

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 12:56, archived)

Fuck you right back, you delightful cunt.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 15:43, archived)

no need for that m8

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 18:05, archived)

morning

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 10:06, archived)

fuck you

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 12:55, archived)

Unbelievable

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 15:19, archived)

It's Jesus' birthday tomorrow you cunt

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 15:20, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 18:06, archived)

I get this reference!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 10:32, archived)

fuck you

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 12:54, archived)

Christmas time, mistletoe and wend
Take a whiff of my crusty bellend
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 11:14, archived)

fuck you

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 12:55, archived)

How could you say something so distasteful at a time like this?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 11:50, archived)

fuck you.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 12:54, archived)

That's better

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 12:54, archived)

alright

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 12:57, archived)