
Congatulations sir!, where's his 'L' Plate
EDIT: Attention Noob to the world - please read our FAQ - cheers!
Cue B3ta joke - "Did you make that yourself"?
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Fri 27 May 2005, 14:40,
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EDIT: Attention Noob to the world - please read our FAQ - cheers!
Cue B3ta joke - "Did you make that yourself"?

Well done and welcome to sleepless hell!
EDIT:
How come I got the ginger baby?
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EDIT:
How come I got the ginger baby?

he's nine and half pounds. The biggest baby in the ward today.
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Fri 27 May 2005, 14:42,
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it was a c-section in the end. My missus is only like 5 foot two...
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Mine is of similar build and had a similar sized baby the same way. Hope they are all doing well.
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and hopefully asleep. I've just popped home to bring back a few things and give her a rest. (and not to post pics on b3ta at all. oh no.)
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My next one is due in 5 weeks. I'm shitting myself all over again.
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it's all OUCH!, even the non-ouchy bits!
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Hairy little bugger but.
EDIT: Compo it. Compo it hard.
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EDIT: Compo it. Compo it hard.

oh....woo
congrats...babies rule.
literally they rule your life. Well done!!
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Fri 27 May 2005, 14:41,
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congrats...babies rule.
literally they rule your life. Well done!!

great stuff man!
have a beer!:

shady for calling it angus though :-p

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Fri 27 May 2005, 14:43,
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have a beer!:

shady for calling it angus though :-p


who needs time off photoshop for child birth!!
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he looks chock full of humussness...
*hands around cigars*
well done that man!
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Fri 27 May 2005, 14:45,
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*hands around cigars*
well done that man!

my chum had a baby this morning too. They've called her Amalie.
I bet she couldn't do as good an Elvis impersonation as your one looks like he could though!
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I bet she couldn't do as good an Elvis impersonation as your one looks like he could though!

and welcome to the end of your independent life.
By the way, that's a feck of a lot of hair the young'un has.
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By the way, that's a feck of a lot of hair the young'un has.

But the pics have been there for at least 6 minutes now and nobody has photoshopped them yet. What's going on?!
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Congratumulations Mr M (and significant other)
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Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47,
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An awful lot of very hairy babies recently! Maybe it's Hank and his massive tool?
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I'll send that to Tom Watson. His is taking a little extra time for private gestation.
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Many congratulations to you, your missus and the little one.
Nice wig he's got too!
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Fri 27 May 2005, 14:49,
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Nice wig he's got too!

congrats! He's so cute! (Are you sure he's your's? Arf)
aww.
/speechless.
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Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51,
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aww.
/speechless.

Champers all round!
Chin, chin!
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Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51,
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Chin, chin!

Does that mean we have to stop calling you a Jaffa behind your back now?
"Just kidding", as Gary Glitter was once heard to mutter.
Had to take my Mrs up for her 20 week scan yesterday but would the little bugger sit still for the ultrascan? Would it bollock. No funky picture this time :(
Woo.
Yay.
Houpla.
Panowie.
High cockalorum!
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Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51,
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"Just kidding", as Gary Glitter was once heard to mutter.
Had to take my Mrs up for her 20 week scan yesterday but would the little bugger sit still for the ultrascan? Would it bollock. No funky picture this time :(
Woo.
Yay.
Houpla.
Panowie.
High cockalorum!

on closer inspection wee Angus looks very familiar...

sorry
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Fri 27 May 2005, 14:52,
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sorry

congrats rob. nice looking kid. must take after his father! ;)
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Fri 27 May 2005, 14:58,
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does this mean the newsletter going to be late?
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Fri 27 May 2005, 14:54,
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and all the hair means he doesn't have to do the baby cliché of looking like a wee winston churchill
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Fri 27 May 2005, 14:56,
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only just missed out on being baby number 60000000 to be born in uk
angus is a great name too
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Fri 27 May 2005, 14:57,
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angus is a great name too

congrats fella, and a lovely name.
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Fri 27 May 2005, 15:01,
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( The first 18 years are the worst :) )
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Fri 27 May 2005, 15:06,
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Congrats Rob. He looks just like me!
Well done!
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Fri 27 May 2005, 15:11,
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Well done!

Only a day old and already working out how he is going to post cat food through the front of the VHS so you'll be forced to buy that recordable DVD player after all. Mr Tesco will also be seeing a lot more of you and random times through the day and night to get stuff you never even knew existed before.
Congrats to you all!
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Fri 27 May 2005, 15:13,
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Congrats to you all!

and good choice of hair colour
this baby will go far!
*sends a psychic pint + celebratory cigar*
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Fri 27 May 2005, 15:26,
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this baby will go far!
*sends a psychic pint + celebratory cigar*

turn your back on the board for half an hour, and something huge like this happens. typical. w/y/h to reproduction!
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Fri 27 May 2005, 15:33,
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They always look like tiny doctors in those white suits don't they : )
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Congratulations Rob and family.
Edit: If you're the Fuhrer, does that make Angus the Commandant?


He will fight them on the beaches.
Well done all of you. He's a great looking kid, and I wish you happiness and peace.

Speaking as a paediatrician (no, gentle News of the World reader, that's kiddy-doctor not kiddy-fiddler) all babies, boy or girl, of decent size *should* look like Winston Churchill. If they don't, we get worried.
Congrats Rob, he's a smasher. And I've seen a LOT of babies lately.
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Congrats Rob, he's a smasher. And I've seen a LOT of babies lately.

conbabulations! four more of those and you'll have no hair like me!
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Congratulations rob, you've got to be pretty chuffed. :-)
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Wait a minute.. he's got brown hair... :|
NOOOOOOOOOOO
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Fri 27 May 2005, 18:07,
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NOOOOOOOOOOO

When I first saw the pic (much later and shopped) somebody said it was yours and I thought "oh, he must have been born a few weeks ago". He Is HUGE and oh so lully :)
Somebody once said that bigger babies sleep better as they are able to drinks lots at each feed. I dunno if that is true but I hope so.
Congratulations!
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Fri 27 May 2005, 18:45,
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Somebody once said that bigger babies sleep better as they are able to drinks lots at each feed. I dunno if that is true but I hope so.
Congratulations!


That is the most ridiculous amount of hair. May I request that you begin developing an affro on him immediately?
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Fri 27 May 2005, 19:07,
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Having kids is fucking magnificent.
And shit.
But mostly fucking magnificent.

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Fri 27 May 2005, 19:27,
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And shit.
But mostly fucking magnificent.


coochie coochie coooo
he's asleep. enjoy that while it lasts.
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Fri 27 May 2005, 19:33,
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he's asleep. enjoy that while it lasts.

Our own little 'un, Skye was born last Sat on the 21st so know *exactly* what you're in for :D
All the best!
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Fri 27 May 2005, 19:36,
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All the best!

Just had to add in my congrats to the both of you! He is one of the few brand new babies I've seen that is actually cute. Very well done!
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Fri 27 May 2005, 19:45,
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and grow a moustache, all the photgraphs of anyone as baby, their dad always has a moustache.
Congrats!
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Fri 27 May 2005, 19:48,
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Congrats!

The future of B3ta is safe and you can retire in 15 years or so. And you've got proof you've got laid. Yah, hoopla and so on.
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To the ginger fuhrer, non-ginger mrs fuhrer and very very non-ginger Angus!
Hope he brings you both even more fun and happiness than his dad has brought to teh interweb.
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Hope he brings you both even more fun and happiness than his dad has brought to teh interweb.

Huzzah, woo, and all manner of other congratulartory noises are clearly in order.
You two must be chuffed. :)
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Sat 28 May 2005, 0:04,
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You two must be chuffed. :)

What an awesome head of hair! Lully lookin kid, and as for Angus? Nice one ;oD
Congrats! x
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Sat 28 May 2005, 1:39,
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Congrats! x

and well done on not spreading your ginger genes
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Sat 28 May 2005, 9:43,
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and...like everyone else says.....thank God he's not ginger.
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Sat 28 May 2005, 11:35,
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Need someone to teach him Science? I can do that now.
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Sat 28 May 2005, 12:23,
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Congrats Rob & Lucy! I hope you're looking forward to his first words (which should be Woo Yay), his first drawing (which should be a big spunky cock) and all the lovely stuff that goes with having a baby!!
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Guy. He's a top looking chap with hair I genuinely want.
Top tip, if the happy mother is going the breast-feeding route: Mackeson's Irish Stout. A can or two before the bedtime feed, and they sleep like houses. My dear mum swore by it when she was dropping sprogs. And we all turned out* alright!
*avoided brain damage
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Sat 28 May 2005, 13:38,
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Top tip, if the happy mother is going the breast-feeding route: Mackeson's Irish Stout. A can or two before the bedtime feed, and they sleep like houses. My dear mum swore by it when she was dropping sprogs. And we all turned out* alright!
*avoided brain damage

THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR!
(oh, and congratulations)
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(oh, and congratulations)

well dear, get a pinch of sperm and one egg. mix thouroughly and simmer for nine months.
"and here's one i prepared earlier:"
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Sat 28 May 2005, 14:35,
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"and here's one i prepared earlier:"

What a beautiful baby! You can both be proud. And have a wonderful future together. Godspeed.
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*buys 'My First Graphics Tablet', camera and kitten*
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bless. Congratulations on what I'm sure will be a fine contribution to the people of Earth. Good luck!
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Oh my god he is adorable, and what a lot of thick black hair he has! My daughters still a big baldy and she's nearly 9 months, you lucky gets!
Fancy swapping? ;)
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Sat 28 May 2005, 22:18,
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Fancy swapping? ;)

My parents got a nappy change down to around 45 seconds if prepared. Beat that!
Seriously though, mega-chuffed for you. Congrats!
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Seriously though, mega-chuffed for you. Congrats!

Good thing he doesn't seem to mind being a celebrity.
Two questions:
Why did you name him after a cow?
Why is he in the middle of the newsletter and not at the top?
Congratulations to the Fuhrer family!
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Sun 29 May 2005, 0:55,
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Two questions:
Why did you name him after a cow?
Why is he in the middle of the newsletter and not at the top?
Congratulations to the Fuhrer family!

He's adorable! And good job on the hair colour.
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It's a lovely name. Best wishes to you all
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have to add my congratulations. So, congratulations Rob & Lucy! All the best of luck in dealing with your own personal poo factory.
Are you sure he's yours, Rob? As a couple of other people have pointed out, err, he's not ginger.
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Are you sure he's yours, Rob? As a couple of other people have pointed out, err, he's not ginger.

to you both, babies rock :D I think he deserves a mohawk....
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Sun 29 May 2005, 12:11,
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the cutest thing I've seen on the Web lately. What a lully little dude, well done Sir and Madam!
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who's the father?
no... really. who's the father?
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Sun 29 May 2005, 15:29,
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no... really. who's the father?

He might turn ginger though. Congratulations.
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:-D Just gotten an email from Denise pointing me here... Many congratulations Rob! Hope all's well of the 3 of you.
And hi to Angus! What a barnet!
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Sun 29 May 2005, 20:30,
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And hi to Angus! What a barnet!

Applause to Rob - Highest regards to the Mother, God bless what it took to deliver that beautiful but huge baby! Spoil that woman!
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Congratulations all round
*goes to bar and buys round*
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*goes to bar and buys round*

Belated Congratulations!
Best of luck with the sleeping - we'll be expecting nappy-based humour from you at all hours for the next few months.
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Best of luck with the sleeping - we'll be expecting nappy-based humour from you at all hours for the next few months.

congratulations?
(Teh interweb's now the thing that you remember with fondness as you steal 28 seconds to check if you've still got any mates who'll e-mail you)
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(Teh interweb's now the thing that you remember with fondness as you steal 28 seconds to check if you've still got any mates who'll e-mail you)

now that serves me right for doing things in real life this weekend!
you leave the computer alone for a few days & people go off & have kids!
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you leave the computer alone for a few days & people go off & have kids!

and madame of course. A word of warning;- after 12 months you think 'blimey, all this dressing/feeding/sterilising bottles etc. lark is difficult. Pshaw. Make the most of ickle young 'un as when dey get bigger, dey get awkwarder... it starts wid der walking and gets worse from thereon in :-)
sorry, this is supposed to be a note of congrtats!
Woo. and Yay also.
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sorry, this is supposed to be a note of congrtats!
Woo. and Yay also.