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# My girlfriend gave birth this morning.
This is our son: Angus Manuel.





(Clicky for biggy.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:39, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:40, archived)
# Yay!

Go you! Has he got an icon yet?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:40, archived)
# He's a cute wee young scamp!
Congatulations sir!, where's his 'L' Plate

EDIT: Attention Noob to the world - please read our FAQ - cheers!
Cue B3ta joke - "Did you make that yourself"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:40, archived)
# Yes!

He won't be on until Tuesday . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:44, archived)
# And celebrations!
Angus is a splendid name.
(trumpet, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:40, archived)
# Huzzah!
Well done and welcome to sleepless hell!
EDIT:
How come I got the ginger baby?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Congratulations
What a lot of hair! - (Can I have some?)
(Guyon - playing games, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:41, archived)
# he's also HUGE
he's nine and half pounds. The biggest baby in the ward today.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:42, archived)
# Fuck!
Normal delivery?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:43, archived)
# UPS
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:43, archived)
# nope
it was a c-section in the end. My missus is only like 5 foot two...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Blimey
Mine is of similar build and had a similar sized baby the same way. Hope they are all doing well.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:45, archived)
# yep they are both fine
and hopefully asleep. I've just popped home to bring back a few things and give her a rest. (and not to post pics on b3ta at all. oh no.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Good good
My next one is due in 5 weeks. I'm shitting myself all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# *hands tissue*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 27 May 2005, 14:54, archived)
# you're a MACHINE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:55, archived)
# in the end!? OUCH!!
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:45, archived)
# Having witnessed the terror twice
it's all OUCH!, even the non-ouchy bits!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 27 May 2005, 14:53, archived)
# gosh
Makes me glad ours were only 7lbs-ers
(Guyon - playing games, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Did he get a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:43, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Congratulations!
Hairy little bugger but.

EDIT: Compo it. Compo it hard.
(Tetsuo, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Excellent work!
A fine mane the young lad has.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:41, archived)
# s'shopped . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:42, archived)
# ......*waits for animation*
oh....woo
congrats...babies rule.
literally they rule your life. Well done!!
(Pearly Pearl, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:41, archived)
# congratumalations
fuhrer.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:42, archived)
# awww. he's lovely.
Congratulations to you both.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:42, archived)
# Huge woo to the bairn
and congrats to you two fuckers
; )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:43, archived)
# Woo!
Congrats
(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:43, archived)
# congratulations!
great stuff man!

have a beer!:



shady for calling it angus though :-p

(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 27 May 2005, 14:43, archived)
# Here . . .

'n'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:46, archived)
# I like you commitment to B3ta!
who needs time off photoshop for child birth!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 27 May 2005, 14:43, archived)
# go you
congrats to all three people involved.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:45, archived)
# WOO YAY HOOPLA PANOWIE
he looks chock full of humussness...

*hands around cigars*

well done that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:45, archived)
# Woo!
Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:45, archived)
# congratulations :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Congratumalations
my chum had a baby this morning too. They've called her Amalie.
I bet she couldn't do as good an Elvis impersonation as your one looks like he could though!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:46, archived)
# And a parental-type woo to you too sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 27 May 2005, 14:56, archived)
# congratumalations
and welcome to the end of your independent life.

By the way, that's a feck of a lot of hair the young'un has.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:46, archived)
# 14:46 must be
congratumalations time...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# I agree
wholeheartedly
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:50, archived)
# Yay!
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Tell her
well done.

Who's the father?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# I suspect it's not the milkman.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:48, archived)
# Yay!
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Congrats!
But the pics have been there for at least 6 minutes now and nobody has photoshopped them yet. What's going on?!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# well done and congratulations
to you both

as you are the Father
oh dear



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(burger breath, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Awwww - sooo cute!
Congratumulations Mr M (and significant other)
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# hmmm hairy
has Pat Mustard the milkman been round?

ducks
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# There have been...
An awful lot of very hairy babies recently! Maybe it's Hank and his massive tool?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Congratulations!
I'll send that to Tom Watson. His is taking a little extra time for private gestation.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:48, archived)
# woo yay and hoopla
he's a little fluffy one!
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:48, archived)
# awwww....
Many congratulations to you, your missus and the little one.

Nice wig he's got too!
(I helped save b3ta! alcuin, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:49, archived)
# ahhh
Needs a mullet.
(Elizabeth Duke at Argos, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:49, archived)
# woo hoooooooooo!
congrats! He's so cute! (Are you sure he's your's? Arf)
aww.
/speechless.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Woo to you, and more importantly to Mrs Manuel
Champers all round!

Chin, chin!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Congratulations!

(I helped save b3ta! Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Congratulations.
Does that mean we have to stop calling you a Jaffa behind your back now?

"Just kidding", as Gary Glitter was once heard to mutter.

Had to take my Mrs up for her 20 week scan yesterday but would the little bugger sit still for the ultrascan? Would it bollock. No funky picture this time :(

Woo.
Yay.
Houpla.
Panowie.
High cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51, archived)
# congrats!
he's lovely.

*waves at Angus*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Woo
I like his Elvis suit.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Congratulation and bazoo!
on closer inspection wee Angus looks very familiar...

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I wondered how long it would take! :)
(I helped save b3ta! alcuin, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:53, archived)
# arf
hehe
(burger breath, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:54, archived)
# aww -
even those are cute :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:57, archived)
# Beezer!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:59, archived)
# ha ha
it suits him
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:00, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!!
on him not being ginger
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:53, archived)
# ^ this
congrats rob. nice looking kid. must take after his father! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:58, archived)
# Congratumalations.
does this mean the newsletter going to be late?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:54, archived)
# YES!

THIS!

The three 'p's

Priority!

Priority!

Priority!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:58, archived)
# LOL!
Man after my own heart! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:09, archived)
# congrats
and all the hair means he doesn't have to do the baby cliché of looking like a wee winston churchill
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:56, archived)
# congratulations
only just missed out on being baby number 60000000 to be born in uk

angus is a great name too
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 May 2005, 14:57, archived)
# Awesome.
Woooo.
(tomsk, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:57, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!
He's chuffin huge
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieSteve, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:57, archived)
# congratulations!
you should compo this one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:58, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:01, archived)
# *big pat on back and so on*
congrats fella, and a lovely name.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:01, archived)
# Hurrah!
Congratulations Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:03, archived)
# Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:04, archived)
# Many Congratulations....
( The first 18 years are the worst :) )
(I helped save b3ta! Fretskimmer I'm a pretty fuckin' long way from allright..., Fri 27 May 2005, 15:06, archived)
# woo and yay and congrats and stuff
hurray to the three of you
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:09, archived)
# deepest sympathies
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:10, archived)
# THIS
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 27 May 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Congratumulations!!!
Congrats Rob. He looks just like me!


Well done!
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Welcome Angus!
Lovely (and HUGE!!) baby - congratuations.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Hoorah for the new member of B3TA staff
Only a day old and already working out how he is going to post cat food through the front of the VHS so you'll be forced to buy that recordable DVD player after all. Mr Tesco will also be seeing a lot more of you and random times through the day and night to get stuff you never even knew existed before.
Congrats to you all!
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:13, archived)
# yay brilliant!
and good choice of hair colour

this baby will go far!

*sends a psychic pint + celebratory cigar*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:26, archived)
# hurrah!
angus is a good name
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:32, archived)
# congratulations!!!!!!!!
turn your back on the board for half an hour, and something huge like this happens. typical. w/y/h to reproduction!
(I helped save b3ta! hubris, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Beautiful
baby boy
(voodoo_economics, Fri 27 May 2005, 15:41, archived)
# OH I SAY!
congratulations!
(martian, Fri 27 May 2005, 16:02, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Goldfish_, Fri 27 May 2005, 16:09, archived)
# Congrats Rob
Hes so cute!
Look at his hair! Bless!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 27 May 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Congrats!
Congrats man!
(I helped save b3ta! DisgruntledGoat, Fri 27 May 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Congratulations
Well done to you all
(I helped save b3ta! archie Bubba, Fri 27 May 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Congratulations!
They always look like tiny doctors in those white suits don't they : )
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 27 May 2005, 16:35, archived)
# Congratulations!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Fri 27 May 2005, 17:18, archived)
# Well done, sir.

Congratulations Rob and family.
Edit: If you're the Fuhrer, does that make Angus the Commandant?
(geetoo, Fri 27 May 2005, 17:25, archived)
# Careful when he meets friends on holiday,

He will fight them on the beaches.

Well done all of you. He's a great looking kid, and I wish you happiness and peace.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 May 2005, 17:26, archived)
# Good point
Speaking as a paediatrician (no, gentle News of the World reader, that's kiddy-doctor not kiddy-fiddler) all babies, boy or girl, of decent size *should* look like Winston Churchill. If they don't, we get worried.

Congrats Rob, he's a smasher. And I've seen a LOT of babies lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Almost, Sat 28 May 2005, 0:47, archived)
# woo!
conbabulations! four more of those and you'll have no hair like me!
(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Fri 27 May 2005, 17:36, archived)
# Woo!
Congratulations rob, you've got to be pretty chuffed. :-)
(Vulpine or something, Fri 27 May 2005, 17:43, archived)
# Congratulations!
Or should I say
Woo yay Houpla!!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 27 May 2005, 17:49, archived)
# Congrats Mr Manuel :)
Wait a minute.. he's got brown hair... :|

NOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 27 May 2005, 18:07, archived)
# congrats
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Fri 27 May 2005, 18:10, archived)
# Well done
Rob! He's beautiful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 27 May 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Well done mate!
Congrats to mother, baby and yourself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep in Socks it is illegal to take a lion to the cinema., Fri 27 May 2005, 18:40, archived)
# That is one fine looking baby
When I first saw the pic (much later and shopped) somebody said it was yours and I thought "oh, he must have been born a few weeks ago". He Is HUGE and oh so lully :)

Somebody once said that bigger babies sleep better as they are able to drinks lots at each feed. I dunno if that is true but I hope so.

Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 May 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Wel done chief
All the best to you and the family...
(Bee in a cage, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:00, archived)
# Congratulations Rob.
That is the most ridiculous amount of hair. May I request that you begin developing an affro on him immediately?
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:07, archived)
# Hey congratulations!
Having kids is fucking magnificent.
And shit.
But mostly fucking magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:27, archived)
# well done
dad
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:29, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww
coochie coochie coooo
he's asleep. enjoy that while it lasts.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:33, archived)
# Congratulations
Our own little 'un, Skye was born last Sat on the 21st so know *exactly* what you're in for :D

All the best!
(kna has forgotten everything., Fri 27 May 2005, 19:36, archived)
# Woos!
Just had to add in my congrats to the both of you! He is one of the few brand new babies I've seen that is actually cute. Very well done!
(lizbianajones, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:45, archived)
# it's time for you to start telling 'dad' jokes
and grow a moustache, all the photgraphs of anyone as baby, their dad always has a moustache.
Congrats!
(Sparkypinkguitar, Fri 27 May 2005, 19:48, archived)
# Awwww! Hooray!
Congratulations to you both.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 27 May 2005, 20:44, archived)
# Congratulations to you both!
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 27 May 2005, 20:48, archived)
# He's lovely!
Congratulations to you and the Mrs.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Fri 27 May 2005, 20:51, archived)
# huzzah
The future of B3ta is safe and you can retire in 15 years or so. And you've got proof you've got laid. Yah, hoopla and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! kingjay umpfh, Fri 27 May 2005, 21:37, archived)
# Woo! Congrats to you both, but...

is it real?
(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Fri 27 May 2005, 22:41, archived)
# Congrats!
Cheers to you both.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Fri 27 May 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Congratulations!
Do you sell b3ta T-shirts that small?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 27 May 2005, 23:00, archived)
# ANGUS!
Where's his kilt?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 27 May 2005, 23:38, archived)
# congratz
have a woo and a yay
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 27 May 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Congrats
To the ginger fuhrer, non-ginger mrs fuhrer and very very non-ginger Angus!

Hope he brings you both even more fun and happiness than his dad has brought to teh interweb.
(testmeuk, Fri 27 May 2005, 23:49, archived)
# Congratulations!
Huzzah, woo, and all manner of other congratulartory noises are clearly in order.

You two must be chuffed. :)
(Bleeding Pineapple, Sat 28 May 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 28 May 2005, 0:12, archived)
# Hooray!
Woo Yay, Houpla, and all that goodness!
(Universal Hamster Saddam Hopper fucks your mother!, Sat 28 May 2005, 0:17, archived)
# hurrah!
congratulations!

280px wide? fp it!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 28 May 2005, 0:24, archived)
# Congrats, Rob!


Clicky for Biggy

(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Sat 28 May 2005, 0:31, archived)
# huzzah!
congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 28 May 2005, 0:40, archived)
# aww - v cute indeed..
congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Sat 28 May 2005, 1:30, archived)
# Woot woot!
What an awesome head of hair! Lully lookin kid, and as for Angus? Nice one ;oD

Congrats! x
(fishyfishyfishyooooooh, Sat 28 May 2005, 1:39, archived)
# A fine broth of a lad
Just don't go all soft and domestic.
(I helped save b3ta! scartoonist, Sat 28 May 2005, 1:59, archived)
# He's beautiful!
Congratulations!
(ladycat, Sat 28 May 2005, 2:01, archived)
# congrats!
now is makt fluffy tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Sat 28 May 2005, 5:02, archived)
# Should've...
..,named him Tron;)

Well done fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Sat 28 May 2005, 8:08, archived)
# Congrats
Is he ginger?
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Sat 28 May 2005, 9:20, archived)
# Well
done son.
He's v sweet!
Big Congrats
x
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Sat 28 May 2005, 9:38, archived)
# he's got an awful lot of hair
and well done on not spreading your ginger genes
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 28 May 2005, 9:43, archived)
# huzzah!
congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 28 May 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Panowie!
and...like everyone else says.....thank God he's not ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 28 May 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Congratulations
And best of luck to you and the little fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 28 May 2005, 12:00, archived)
# Congratulations!
Need someone to teach him Science? I can do that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 28 May 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Congratulations
...and celebrations
/End Cliff Richard
(I helped save b3ta! bloojam Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Sat 28 May 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Congratulations!
Congrats Rob & Lucy! I hope you're looking forward to his first words (which should be Woo Yay), his first drawing (which should be a big spunky cock) and all the lovely stuff that goes with having a baby!!
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Sat 28 May 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Congratulations!
He looks lully.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 28 May 2005, 13:23, archived)
# woo
and indeed, yay. congrats on the little nipper
(I helped save b3ta! just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Sat 28 May 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Congratulations,
Guy. He's a top looking chap with hair I genuinely want.

Top tip, if the happy mother is going the breast-feeding route: Mackeson's Irish Stout. A can or two before the bedtime feed, and they sleep like houses. My dear mum swore by it when she was dropping sprogs. And we all turned out* alright!


*avoided brain damage
(ProudClod, Sat 28 May 2005, 13:38, archived)
# AAAAAAAGH!!
THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR! THE HAIR!


(oh, and congratulations)
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Sat 28 May 2005, 14:19, archived)
# he's lovely
congratulations (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sat 28 May 2005, 14:34, archived)
# where do babies come from?
well dear, get a pinch of sperm and one egg. mix thouroughly and simmer for nine months.

"and here's one i prepared earlier:"
(riedacher_bertram, Sat 28 May 2005, 14:35, archived)
# bravo bravo
and..erm..welcome in this world
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sat 28 May 2005, 15:01, archived)
# Hooray! Hooray! Congratulations all around!!!!
What a beautiful baby! You can both be proud. And have a wonderful future together. Godspeed.
(dhboylan, Sat 28 May 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Well done!
*buys 'My First Graphics Tablet', camera and kitten*
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 28 May 2005, 16:37, archived)
# Many congratulations
And welcome, angus :)
(Seaneeboy, Sat 28 May 2005, 18:42, archived)
# congratulations
:)
(Euphrosne, Sat 28 May 2005, 19:38, archived)
# Oh
bless. Congratulations on what I'm sure will be a fine contribution to the people of Earth. Good luck!
(toasty, Sat 28 May 2005, 19:46, archived)
# vast globules of congrats
tooooo yooooouuuu!
yaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 28 May 2005, 20:24, archived)
# Congratulations
He's gorgeous. And not at all ginger
(franklloydwrong, Sat 28 May 2005, 21:19, archived)
# Woo Yay and Congratulations!!!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Sat 28 May 2005, 21:28, archived)
# aaawwwwww
Oh my god he is adorable, and what a lot of thick black hair he has! My daughters still a big baldy and she's nearly 9 months, you lucky gets!


Fancy swapping? ;)
(Pen Gwag Glas (or in english.. Empty Blue Head), Sat 28 May 2005, 22:18, archived)
# Congrats man!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 28 May 2005, 23:58, archived)
# Just adding my name to a long list of congratulators.
My parents got a nappy change down to around 45 seconds if prepared. Beat that!
Seriously though, mega-chuffed for you. Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 29 May 2005, 0:23, archived)
# What a beautiful boy!
Good thing he doesn't seem to mind being a celebrity.

Two questions:
Why did you name him after a cow?
Why is he in the middle of the newsletter and not at the top?

Congratulations to the Fuhrer family!
(ghettobooty, Sun 29 May 2005, 0:55, archived)
# I'm with Carowallis on this one
Congratulations baby person
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 29 May 2005, 0:57, archived)
# Aww, look at the lil' fuhrer!
He's adorable! And good job on the hair colour.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 29 May 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Many congrats! Angus is gorgeous:)
It's a lovely name. Best wishes to you all
(altobunny likes orange cats, Sun 29 May 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Fantastic
and congratulations.
(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Sun 29 May 2005, 1:13, archived)
# Woo!
Yay! Dibnah!
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Sun 29 May 2005, 1:13, archived)
# Yay!
Congratulations =)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 29 May 2005, 3:36, archived)
# I, of course,
have to add my congratulations. So, congratulations Rob & Lucy! All the best of luck in dealing with your own personal poo factory.

Are you sure he's yours, Rob? As a couple of other people have pointed out, err, he's not ginger.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 29 May 2005, 5:41, archived)
# Awww...
He am lovely.

Congratulations Rob.
(King In Crimson, Sun 29 May 2005, 11:36, archived)
# Congratulations
to you both, babies rock :D I think he deserves a mohawk....
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Sun 29 May 2005, 12:11, archived)
# That's definately
the cutest thing I've seen on the Web lately. What a lully little dude, well done Sir and Madam!
(underachiever, Sun 29 May 2005, 13:31, archived)
# congradulations
who's the father?

no... really. who's the father?
(riedacher_bertram, Sun 29 May 2005, 15:29, archived)
# What a little cutie.
He might turn ginger though. Congratulations.
(Dr. Zoidberg, Sun 29 May 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Aceness unbound!
:-D Just gotten an email from Denise pointing me here... Many congratulations Rob! Hope all's well of the 3 of you.

And hi to Angus! What a barnet!
(StuffedAlienOnWheels, Sun 29 May 2005, 20:30, archived)
# Aw bless he's so sweet!
many huge congrats going your way!!
(blue_monkey_cheese, Sun 29 May 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Congrats!
Sooo cute!
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Sun 29 May 2005, 22:01, archived)
# JOY ! JOY ! JOY !
Applause to Rob - Highest regards to the Mother, God bless what it took to deliver that beautiful but huge baby! Spoil that woman!
(nightdream, Sun 29 May 2005, 23:00, archived)
# congrats
much happiness is coming your way
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Sun 29 May 2005, 23:09, archived)
# Congratulations!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 30 May 2005, 0:38, archived)
# How about a really late congratulations?
Congratulations!
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Mon 30 May 2005, 1:14, archived)
# You take a weekend off and this happens
Congratulations all round
*goes to bar and buys round*
(I helped save b3ta! charlieroker, Mon 30 May 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Wheeeee!
Belated Congratulations!

Best of luck with the sleeping - we'll be expecting nappy-based humour from you at all hours for the next few months.
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 30 May 2005, 15:28, archived)
# did you dye his hair already?
Good work mate
(paulypopex, Tue 31 May 2005, 10:52, archived)
# Can I be the last to say
congratulations?

(Teh interweb's now the thing that you remember with fondness as you steal 28 seconds to check if you've still got any mates who'll e-mail you)
(I helped save b3ta! Pfffwwttt... I told you so., Tue 31 May 2005, 13:15, archived)
# no.
(spazdor, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 19:34, archived)
# aww
sweet!

well done!
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Tue 31 May 2005, 14:16, archived)
# muchos belated congratulations...
now that serves me right for doing things in real life this weekend!
you leave the computer alone for a few days & people go off & have kids!
(Monskervator the Monsk, Tue 31 May 2005, 16:44, archived)
# well procreated sir
and madame of course. A word of warning;- after 12 months you think 'blimey, all this dressing/feeding/sterilising bottles etc. lark is difficult. Pshaw. Make the most of ickle young 'un as when dey get bigger, dey get awkwarder... it starts wid der walking and gets worse from thereon in :-)

sorry, this is supposed to be a note of congrtats!

Woo. and Yay also.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 1 Jun 2005, 0:19, archived)
# Congratulations!!

(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# congrantumulatiothings
belated - guess i shouldn't 'a spannered so much of the last week recovering from that acid binge and checked the board.... well done to you all - peace
(daddyk, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)