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# Hahaha
I love the last frame
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Hahahaha

CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# haharrr
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# HAHA!
this ^
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# haha nice stuff
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
You sir are a GEENIOUS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Thankee!
I like your hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# De Divil Dey do!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# have a click
and also this, for no reason...


also, if a certain mr manuel had responded to my email about eight months ago, i'd have a candle today...
he must have enough cash not to need any of mine...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# He spends it all on cheap booze and crack
and dresses
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# ah, the sustenance of gods
'ello fella
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Osho?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Aw - i was expecting a 'thats no moon' type punchline!
Love the design of the mosque-rocket on the first panel!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# i hadn't spotted that
nice. have another click, sbf.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Sir
Being half Iranian I say to you:

He He He Heee!
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# And the other half says
LELELELELELE!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# the rocket, the belt and the eyes make this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# The belt?
I like the cameo appearance of John Peel


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha love your stuff smallbrainfield
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Something remixed from last night

It's the motherfucking punkpope.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# ALL YOU BASE
Are belong to us...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# haha
i thought he had massive armoured shoulderpads for a moment there
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?! I'M NAILING MY PLATE TO THE TABLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Today I has bin listenin to The Men They Couldn't Hang:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# this is mildly depressing. *clicks*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Look up their version of The Green Fields Of France on Youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# how depressing is it?
i don't know if i need any more encoragement.

AH FUCK JERRY FUCKING SEINFIELD IS ON TELLY :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Well
It's about The Great War, and contains the above quote.

It's also very, very beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# maybe later...
it's almost beddiebyes time.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# brilliant song
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I see Tomás de Torquemada! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# R to tha IS?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# 2000AD; Nemesis the Warlock
www.2000adreview.co.uk/features/articles/2007/ontrial/patmills/nemesis.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# He did kind of exist outside the pages of comics too...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom%C3%A1s_de_Torquemada
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# yes I know.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# just being a smartypants
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I don't think
anyone was expecting that.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# well....I do! :D

/say what ye see!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# /reference to Spanish Inquisition version of Tomas de Torquemada :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# how unexpected :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Be pure. Be vigilant. Behave.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Finally I'm not alone!
Awesome band. Just been listening to Waiting for Bonaparte
(The Yongy Bongy Bo brought to you in glorious monochrome, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Ghosts Of Cable Street FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I've met them!
After a gig!
They're cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] The only way to be sure...


EDIT whoops - bit big. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# good grief man think of those with a 800 by 600 resolution...
:P
damn your fast edit, damn it all to hell!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# 800x600?
isn't that 'safe mode'?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# haha
or possibly teletext mode
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# never mind, it probably won't be recognised for the sarcasm that it is anyway.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# haha i just scrolled down and read all that
it was fun
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# really?
i still don't quite understand it all.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# or even 800x480
the original Eee PC

but now I'm on an Eee 900, 1024x600
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# haha
Area SW11
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Ze Gurney Weaver
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# mehahehaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# arf
meisterwerk :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Would!
Think about it... no teeth....

Edit: How rude of me, have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ahahaha
and ...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# haha time for a your mum joke?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Get away from her, you mnnnnnnggggg!
*click*
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# This is all wrong.

Really really really wrong.

I like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# For the discerning Glaswegian...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Scottish Salad = chips
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# unless you can batter lettuce?
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# ive been living in scotland the last few months
and ive come to the conclusion that the scottish can batter anything
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# fanny batter
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# often with an empty bottle
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Of Bucky
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# the Scots eat cheps
or possibly chups

but never chips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# dyizwansalansass?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# ooh
yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Parliamo Glasgow?
Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# we do?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# yes.
yes you do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I've never heard anyone saying cheps or chups
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# new zealanders eat chups
i suppose belgians might have cheps wiz zer sautéed rat.

oh there's a cat fight near by i can hear unhappy mewing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# The Belgians eat patatten
or fritten

not chups
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hahahahhahahahhahahhahaha
i did real lol's!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# fuck, this makes me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# my plan is working
mwahahahah!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# It's got fuck all to do with my nationality, you racist.
besides, I'm not even glaswegian.

They just look so tasty.

Oooh, Slightly-Filthy-Looking-Chipshop-Person, wiss zees deep-fry Ferrero Rocheeey you ah rgeally spoilink oos.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Top phonetics.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# eh? the plan was to make people hungry before lunch
well done for being Scottish though ;)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# :D I wasn't being serious on the racist part before.
Now I am.

Not really.

Actually, I am. You disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# oh thank you, you're too kind
*blushes*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# there is no sense of humour in scotland, just a fight that hasn't started yet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# there is only one joke in k3b/-\b's repertoire, and he likes to repeat it.
con-spawn
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# i still haven't been able to say that to my dad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# say it next time he gets out of solitary.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# you seem to have missed the fact he's from Caithness.
all the crims come in from my maternal grandmother
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# nah, i didn't
it was just a reactionary joke, I didn't claim that it made sense.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# a reactionary joke?
"
A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, 'Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!'"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# haha fuck...
Of all the elements, Lead has the tastiest arse.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# HAHAHA that took a second...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# top 10 great Austrailian contributions to comedy
Tim Minchin
...

Rolf?

... Dame Edna...?

Brendon Burns is pretty funny actually
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# dame edna, barry humphries is pommy
there's been a few contributions to comedy some non intentional. on a serious note Kenny is a funny film.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Chopper
that was great ozzie nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# haven't seen chopper, but wasn't that a serious film?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# well, not entirely
quite serious... but with lots of funny bits. You really should watch it, Bana is fantastic in it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# haha i can barely take eric bana seriously.
long before he made it big in hollywood, he was on a sketch comedy show called full frontal, so funny.

I can't take hugh laurie seriously either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Jim Jeffries is hilarious
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Stefan Dennis
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I've seen Adam Hills. He was pretty funny.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# oh yeah, spics and specs is worth watching for him
although has been a bit hit and miss with audience.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# there's the wog boy series but like a lot of aussie stuff it's extremely esoteric
to a certain extent this includes the chasers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# 'nings
have some silliness:

as usual, nwot.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# ha ha ha What?
The RAF???? (Really Am Famished)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# ahaahahahahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Yay...
Can they get me a diet coke while they're out?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# christ im hungry.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# right - I need feeding
I've gone all day so far nil by mouth and I'm getting grumpty
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# getting hangry?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# yes
and horngry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# about to slip into a food swing?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# yum
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# *hungers*
neeeed fooood...

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# And for dessert...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# totally
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ha! i like
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Oooooooh!
That's good!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# That my friend
is fucking genuis. If I could click twice I would.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Urgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# tuck in!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Goodies 2
On the Great Western Road.
Is it still there?

mmmm... pakora
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Nom nom nom
/ex-jordanhill blog
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# As hard as he tried, Picard could never quite catch his Data stick
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# COME ON BARRY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# BARRY!!...BARRY!!....BARRY!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# FFS WHAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# come on Barry lets get em!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Wotcher Chief!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# omg thats perfectly in sync with my drum & bass
I never knew picard was a raver.
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# OMG!
z
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# haha
ace! (clikt)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Ha ha.
Also: BROKEN EYES.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Inevitable, but give me a chance


Click for bigger (441 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# pfft!
that made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# that's no moon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# fake
where's the snow?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# She says she doesn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# she knows!
oh she knows!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# All over my arse and elbow where I fell in it this morning.
Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# *magic rubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# *glows*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# yes, it's still funny
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha
this always makes me giggle :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I have no idea why.. but it made me laugh..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# on a completely unrelated note
my bacon and cheese roll has just arrived from the sandwich shop :)

nom nom nom nom nom
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# oooh
i ordered a sandwich in a tapas place with ham.. and it was spanish ham :( half a dead pig in a roll... ewww.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# "guyinspain" gets spanish food WHAT THE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# :(
i thought it would be jamon york :(

serves me right for saying "si" to sentences I don´t know and just hoping for the best
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Oh cheer up

Spanish jamón is generally nice. Different, but nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Hmmm...
What i dont understand is what he was expecting - ham is often pig.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# And it loves to be touched
even if it's Spanish
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# except when it's turkey, according to Bernard Matthews.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# No. Such. Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I think Bernard Matthews should branch out into other areas
Duck Beef, for instance. Or Chicken Lamb. Yum.

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Llama ham
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I've not even had a cup of tea yet this morning...
although - I'm sitting here - throwing my life away talking to imaginary people in a digital place when I could be out getting coffee and a nice thing to eat.

So it's my own fault really
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# *rocks backwards and forwards*
none of you are real none of you are real none of you are real none of you are real none of you are real none of you are real...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I am?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I know you are because I've seen you in that place where I get my emails
... the rest of them -- I'm not sure I can be sure... maybe I'm not real or maybe I'm like Keanue Reeves
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# *is not real*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# well then you should really stop having babies
it's just not fair to bring them into the world with an ethereal mother
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# GRRR
I have another hour to wait for my baked potato with chicken curry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# PETER, YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# that darn cobweb!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# pfft... but no idea why
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# 'ning.. yawn scratch... yawn...coffeeeeee...


Click for bigger (51 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# My definition of oversleep is missing the sunlight altogether
Its been happening all to often recently.

'ning
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# if I don't have to get up to go to work
my natural predisposition appears to be to fall into a reverse sleeping pattern.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Thats what this house of the dole is like
Awake at 11 sleep at 5... can't be healthy.. or so I am told
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I overslept too
ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# sleeping for two init
ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# ha! yeah, that's a good excuse.
I was very surprised the other one let me sleep for so long... That'll be the sedatives I put in his milk :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# :D
is it not a good sign when tummy baby sleeps well? Means when the baby becomes holdable it will sleep well too.

/should be a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Really?!
Excellent. In that case I shall keep myself topped up with Sancerre :)

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# \o/
drugged out tummy baby writes bad poetry!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# woah man
wo-man...
womb
man...

plucked from predestiny like
under ripe fruit
silently sounding my protest
and mentally learning the sitar

ooommmmmmmmmmm

we are all made from pieces of the cosmos
in the bathroom

oooommmmmmm

everything we learn is
a half remembered truth
from a long forgotten
past

oommmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Drink tea. Quickly.
You've gone all wibbly.
/should be a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# wait, wait. You're NOT a doctor??
*takes advice anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# fine
I'll go to medical school then
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Thas fantastic!
'ning to your fine self too. I am tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# very nice as ever
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# nicely
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# skill!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Yum
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# That is one angry ass choc-ice!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
#
Klaatu barada niktohmygod! It bit my bleedin' finger off!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Wrap that up and give it to a child for his birthday.
That thing is hypnotic and scary. It reminds me of pihranas.
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# DO NOT OPEN THE NECRONOMICON!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I have two of them
one for ED1 and one for ED2

Yes, you can touch me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# *touches*
*inappropriately*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# *cut to court scene*
*JS is sitting pointing to the special place on a doll*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# That is one sexy blowjob box
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I've got massive snowpeople
Hey b3tards,

It's taken me a long time to join but thought I'd share my massive snowpeople with you.

These were built outside the London Eye. The core team was me and two sisters, but the balls were so massive that we had to get passers-by involved.

Lifting the second ball on to the base was a big job (though not as large as my enormous images - how do I shrink them?).

After a short break we made a third. This was a penguin on a rock. Another big double ball base was built, before placing a 3 foot penguin on top. Photos of 'Penguin on Crag Rock' to follow.

To get some idea of the scale, I am 6 foot 4 and in large boots. These snowpeople (don't want to be sexy) are easily 9 foot high.




Licking the snowlady. She loves it.




This was meant to be a "Me with my bitches" photo. Unfortunately the fat ass of snowman on my right has made me adopt a flaming hip swerve. I like it.

(Thanks for the help with my massive images. Gosh, they were big, weren't they?).
(lurk_hard_pray_hard, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Link them you fuckstick.
Edit: Much better, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# there's no need to be rude.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# It's in the FAQ
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#imagesize

There's no excuse.
An L plate doesn't mean someone can post massive images that fuck up my screen as I try and scroll past them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# so is this
There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?

Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.

you wanna quote it, abide by it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Yet whenever anybody else is rude to someone,
nobody bats a shitting eyelid.
www.b3ta.com/board/9150067
www.b3ta.com/board/9150061
www.b3ta.com/board/9150068
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# yeah i'll get to them as well
i've almost used up my quota of giving a shit on the first two cockish replies.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# You all suck
www.b3ta.com/board/9150090
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# WE ARE ALL NICE PEOPLE WHO ARE NICE TO EACH OTHER
THE REASON WE DO THIS: IT IS NICE TO BE NICE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# fuck off ya crim
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# pfft, drop dead dunderheid :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# When you find yourself in a hole, don't try and dig your way out
unless you are me, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# am i in a hole?
i think drbroon's takin the piss...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I'd like to mention that I enjoyed this "dunderheid" reference
as I have not heard it for a long time. cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# You don't need to bring up centuries-old prejudice
It's not neccesary.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# oh poor you
your screen doesn't look neat.

It'll be lower down soon.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Bless.
Don't be such a tool.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ur such a fucking dick
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# lolololol
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Fuck your fucking shit
You fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Thanks
I thought I did do that. I followed the advice on the FAQ and used this - www.b3tards.com/uploader.php - they seem to have come out massive.

But I will try to follow your clear 'link them you fuckstick advice' stage by stage.
(lurk_hard_pray_hard, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# haha
the filesize is fine, just put width=500
or something next to your image url, it will be like magiks.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# yes this
and ignore any fucksticks that rant at you

welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# HAAAAAAAPPY BIIIIIIRTHDAY
*all piles on*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# its easy to get lost in the details
If you had 'switched to image mode' when posting it would have auto resized. But thats useless now :(.
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Haha nice comeback
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# That's nice, dear.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# they are only big in screen dimension
what's the problem????
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# THERE IS NO CUNTING PROBLEM APART FROM A RUDE ATTITUDE AND BOARDERS THAT LOVE TO BE SO FUCKING NEGATIVE
*STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ^ this
We should start a campaign for increased fluffiness.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I don't "love to be negative"
I just don't care to have my screen all messed up when I try and scroll past.
I just reformatted last night and haven't installed my graphics card drivers yet, I was up until 4 trying to get everything else sorted, and now I'm having a bunch of internet fatties have a go at me for not wanting my screen to burst into fucking flame.

I apologise for being "a touch cranky" as it were.
Bunch of fucking hypocrites.
Can you honestly tell me you've never been rude to someone on this board?

"There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?

Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.

you wanna quote it, abide by it."

Jesus H Christ.
I'm going out now, to see real people.
Good luck with keeping the internet hate-free.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# the images were 70k each
put your fire extinguisher away, son.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I'm not disputing the filesize,
it was the two giant images taking up the screen, it was making it go all funny.
And the fact that it's written in the faq means there's not really an excuse to not know about image dimensions.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# how big is your desktop? does it not take up the whole screen?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# he's viewing on a sega gamegear, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# LMAO
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# At the moment it's 800x600 thankyou very much.
As I keep saying, I haven't installed my graphics drivers yet!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# just edit your xorg.conf
oh wait you don't use a proper os

yeah, you got me to bite...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Do fuck off.
I've tried ubuntu and I think it's fucking shit, so don't give me that.
Personal preference and all that.

Edit:
There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?

Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.

you wanna quote it, abide by it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# you seem to be missing the point of my comment


Click for bigger (104 kb)



i even put a "yeah, you got me to bite..." to make it clear it was a joke.

i'm bloody famous for paying out windows at every chance, it's called a sense of humour.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *points at the 'tard*
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# thats a painful res,but...
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I hope you do realise that "burst into fucking flame"
was a humorous exaggeration and not meant to be taken seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# no way, i thought you were posting with a flaming screen
you've been roasted
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha!
I was having real trouble visualising it. Thank you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# ok, I believe you
but, the faq dimensions are not adhered to, "the 50ft post", for example. The rules must apply to all, or not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# or bloody joels 3meg anim.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# that still fills me with rage.
I could make a half hour feature film gif if I had 3MB to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# yup.
and if he was anyone else the rage on the board would have turned my screen crimson.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Y HV U NOT INSTALED YR GRAPHIX DRIVORS YET LOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# do it do it do it do it do it!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# If your screen is likely to "burst into fucking flame" when viewing a couple of 75k Jpegs
that have been stretched to 1600px, then maybe you shouldn't browse message boards where people post lots of images, at least until you've got some kind of flame-retardant coating for your monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# "I just reformatted last night and haven't installed my graphics card drivers yet"
That's why.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Eh? Why what?
That's why your monitor is predisposed to some bizarre spontaneous fornicating combustion?

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# see above for reconstruction of the event
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# :o)
magic!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Someone bring out the violins already.
(The Unconventional Jew Get that man a drink, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Install them, then come back you whiney cockmidget.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Christ almighty, wind it in.
Eat some chocolate or something. And may I suggest you have the foresight to avoid b3ta on a Tuesday morning if you're not prepared to cut people a bit of slack?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Cock Badger
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Yeah right
"I'm going out now, to see real people.
Good luck with keeping the internet hate-free"

You made an important step in that direction right there. Bye!!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I'd love to see some bigger fucking images of snow
ITS WHAT I LIVE FOR
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# <img scr="www.mypicture.com/cunt.jpg" width="10" />
and then link to the biggies
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# nice URL there sir
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Dear K3b/-\b,
I have attempted to view your cunt(.jpg), but the Mr. Interwebs is telling me it does not exist. Please assist, as I would love to see your ladyparts (even if you are a man).

Yours faithfully,
kitaro. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I'd like to see lady parts that i could have access to
I can give you a pic of my boobs though :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# add a 'width=500px' element to the <img> tag.
or something.


edit: and hurry up about it, there's a good fellow/lass.

edit2: hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Nice pictures
Though you should resize them for the web.
If you don't have photoshop try an online solution like this - webresizer.com/resizer/

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Actually
Fuck this, I'm off.
People are too rude here.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Thanks
very kind. All sorted.
(lurk_hard_pray_hard, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Pleasha, Sir.
Don't let the man get you down, and all that jazz.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# oh noes oversize images!
Awesome, those are impressive snow people.
I understand that such big snow people wont fit in small pictures,
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Edit: the image was leeched...
So, I'll just say 'Well Done!'

And also, good resizing skills.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# woo yay
we need more of these - I'm also (continually) trying to find something to bring back the GO YOU -- but I am a failure
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# oh great we got a new nazi :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# And your opinion matters to me...
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# because you are a learner and you strive for the acceptance and respect of the higher minds around here?
or not..
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I'd go with the latter.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# but the latte is much nicer
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# good point...
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# oooh and he looks feisty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# wonder which regular it is.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# :)
I just felt 'nazi' was a bit strong...
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# it's general board terminology
but I think what sets you apart from other people who posts humourous images ripping the piss out of people who fuck up a post is that you are yet to belong to a clique and lose your L-plates.
When you no longer have the L-plates, and you're "known" on board, then you can flame n00bs as much as you want it will be accepted.

fuckin n00b. :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Unless you're universally disliked,
in which case you can't say a thing. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# shut up.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# What's that like, then?
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Well to be honest, I doubt you'll ever know.
I'm pretty sure you're gonna end up on everyone's ignore list long before you realise you should really check out /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# You first, then.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I'm not going to /talk, it's full of people like you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# They'd probably rip you a new one, anyhow.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Well no, they wouldn't.
It is only the internet, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Well done, you noticed.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# How did your trip out to meet real people go?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I've been getting ready this whole time.
I'm walking to the next town to go tobogganing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# It's spelt "teabagging"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# tobogganing - ace!
I'm going to head out with a fertilizer sack this afternoon - best sledge ever.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Don't feel as though you need to come back.
Ever.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I contribute to this site.
Right, leaving now.
I'll be back later, you gorgeous human being.
Love you ^_^
I really will be back.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Well, there's a cut-out-and-keep guide for me.
Ta!

:)
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I liked the pic
well under the filesize limits, nice quality, perhaps made by yourself?

I think you'll do fine.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Thank you.
*promises to be good in future*
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# it should
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# to quote your own profile:
"If you have taken offence to one of the posts made by k3b/-\b, then the author is most probably disinclined to provide the excretory orifice of a medium sized rodent and suggests that you exit to fornicate elsewhere"
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# yet you are still here?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Your logic ties me in knots...
see me try to fight my way free.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# meh, i try not to take offense to people's posts dispite the fact
i can issue a blunt or nasty post from time to time.

so I don't think im thaaaaaaat much of a hypocrite. :P

anyway, cheers to your edit, and if you are new, welcome, try not to rub everyone up the wrong way so early (it's very easy)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Sorry, force of habit.
I'll try to be nice(r).
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# now that's a shiny gif
top capture work :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Pleasure
That learner plate doesn't really do much...does it? But general thanks.
(lurk_hard_pray_hard, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Oh do fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# you [EDIT] Brilliant n00b nugget!
Well done for taking advice . . . now SHOP THEM!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Use the "My Images" link
at the top of the page

Edit: Sorry, I realise now you did use the uploader, I thought the image sizes were bigger and it would resize them for you...
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# take the <img tags off or resize
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Oh dear.
Oh dear, oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# your fail is wasting my bandwidth.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# snow?
where the fuck are you? iceland? everyone knows it only snows once a year in britain, then everyone pisses with glee because it's so mad, snow, I mean, snow, come on. mad. then there's sun in the summer, and it's all whoa sun fucking sun, lock up your taps or we'll be the ones dying with flies crawling over our parched faces, fucking rain in the autumn arrrgh get the rowing boats out, shit on my cock, it's rain, yike clement springtime, the air's to fresh and the animals are fucking away like rabbits let's shit ourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha
so true
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# well said old fellow!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# *tips stetson*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# y'know this is the first time ive ever clicked a comment!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# haha
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I can't wait until we all DIE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# It's going to happen
tomorrow, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Very impressive, but
YOU BROKE THE INTERNET!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ah - smaller now - i can actually see them!
You do know that some chavs will just clothesline or drop kick them seconds after you walked away?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# well - they are an impressive size
but I can't actually get far enough back from the screen to be able to see them in their entirety.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Oi!
Over here . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# wuh?
*wanders off in the other direction - tries posting on a pinboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Hi, in future, please learn to resize before sticking pictures on the board
If you can't afford something good like Photoshop or Paint shop pro, try a free thing like paint.net. Alternatively use a free online art tool like sumo www.sumopaint.com/web/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# HELLO FRIENDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# After all is said and done
Nice snow people! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# yes, indeed this.
i think i will go and calm down somewhere else before i really have a flounce...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Top stuff!
Ignore all the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# More thanks sir
Well that was fun.
(lurk_hard_pray_hard, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Oh my word I go into a meeting for an hour and look at all the excitement that I miss.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Hey I was sitting here an I managed to miss most of it.
it moves so fast
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# More snow... When will GB go? Let us know, let us know, let us know...


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Please, let it be sooner...
Mr Beau, with these posts you are spoiling us!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# there's a slight flaw in your plan
and that flaw is called David (the gay wizard) Cameron...

all of this aside WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# oh god we're so doomed
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Remember when he took office at first?
And he nearly called a snap election, but bottled it at the last minute?

Gordon remembers. He remembers every time he looks at the polls, and man does he regret not doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# ..meanwhile, the banks seize on a sure-fire get-rich-quick scheme....


blog and archive

the things you think of when you're semi stoned on tramadol...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Why
is it always raining snowing in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I Like This....
Also: Why is it always snowing in your images? ©
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# :D
welcome to ningleshire - population everyone on the board
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Greetings, my fine fellow!
All well (coffee and danishes-wise) with you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# well - you will be SHOCKED to discover
I've not even had a sip of tea yet this morning (!!!) so from that aspect of the point of view it is a dark day indeed. Also - they've turned the lights off in the office so it's like being at work in the 70s aside from not getting a 3 day week...

other than that it's all aces - what about you sparkle bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# For that, you get a big *hug*
I'm pretty good, ashually, but rather a lot of deadlines today, though, so the outlook is not rosy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# yeah
I love deadlines - I love the wooshing sound they make as they go by etc etc

has anyone seen freebs to wish him happy birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# an expired trial version of ws-ftp pro adds snow to every one, sometimes quite creatively
I believe you get sunsets superimposed when you pay the fee.
(I'll wait 'til summer...)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# why is it always snowing in your pics?
snowing awesome

also - banks can fuck off; I'm going biblical on their asses and neither lending nor borrowing... I assume they need us more than we need them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Ha!
Very nicely done.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Whilst delicious, these new low energy light bulbs tasted a bit 'bluey'
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# heh
rude
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# EEZ Banan.
no?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# ban oui
ma cheri.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# yeah, there's various clips of her about
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# mmmmm...
but i do prefer bulbs
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Some like it hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# MONKEY BEER O'CLOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I went snow boarding last night.
I also suffered puncture wounds from tray tobogganing and breaking the tray and tried sledging on my coat on the city wall, which hurt a lot the first time and yet was something which I could be convinced to attempt a second time.

3 up on a snow board was fun, as was 5 up on the back panel from a Land Rover.



Everyone should be forced to snowboard.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# i could see that ending badly, but then according your sig, it wouldn't matter...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# They are still very, very sore.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# yowsers
that ain't right. Mine were back to normal within a fortnight.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# are you sure they did it right?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# maybe they put a rubber ring around it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# i've snowboarded several times
and broken several ribs. i shall stick to skiing, at which i'm good.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Snow boarding I have never done before.
I fancy that, on a proper snow board or a wake board with an edge like this:

/__________________\

it is not too bad, but on a sand board:


\__________________/

it was quite scary. I am VERY sore.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# it's a bit of a mother
on either, i guess you can do it or you can't. i suspect from the sounds of your scrapes you can't. stick to sledging...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I think probably that I can do it,
but that I went about it a little hard.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Skiers
I saw lots of those when I was snowboarding in Bulgaria.

We referred to them as targets.

I didn't get injured at all, but then I was wearing so much armour and padding I could have been a fat stand in for Iron Man.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# ho hum
"my leisure pursuit is better than your leisure pursuit"
How pointlessly tribal.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# i agree wholeheartedly with this statement
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# *runs for parliament*
Vote for RiffRaff of the Live-And-Let-Live party!

EDIT: Also, your profile is inspired!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# This is the wrong attitude
particularly when you are in their playground.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# also, skiing tends to be faster than boarding
so aiming for a good skiier is essentially pointless. also, skiing is a graet word as it has a double i.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Haha The back panel of a Land Rover?

Cor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# and what was this before it was edited?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# rosalyn sanchez from boat trip eating a
delicious banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# not a trouser banana?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# YOWZA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# *is transfixed*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Ok girly.. enough of that !
Get back to Porn Hub
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# ha ha ha
interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# oddly
hypnotic
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# that's rather kinky. :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# That's no moon...
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Oooh that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I would like that if it also blinded us on the way around this side.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# it would
if it didn't get absorbed by dark matter
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Where's
the bulb?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# it has retired
and lives a good life on the bahamas
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# tintin would totally freak about this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# This is precisely what I am talking about, yo
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha
office LOL!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# oooh thats nice!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# This am is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Terminator 4 sneak preview
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# LOL
oooooh scary !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# magic!
i had my fingers crossed for Big Trak mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Haha
I had one of those. Sorry to disappoint, but you've just given me an awesome idea. Thanks :-
)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I wished and wished and wished for a Big Trak in the early 80s
never got one though
:(
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# THIS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I did eventually get to have a go with a friend's Big Trak
and actually it was a bit disappointing.

I think it would take literally days to program it to deliver an apple to dad, like in the advert.

:(

EDIT: actually, thinking about it, my dad would either have stepped on it, or dismantled it to 'see how it works' within 24 hours of me getting it.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# me too
i was *so* jealous of my mate Chris who had one. it was shit mind, but that wasn't the point.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# This was
a major source of frustration for all people roundabout 30-35 these days.. I wanted one SO MUCH
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# *is tempted*
FETCH ME AN APPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Y'see, things don't change much.
The only difference now is that I have to convince my wife that I need one, rather than my parents.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# THE HORROR!!!
Excellently done. Have this *click* I found lying about.

Also - Nicorette gum tastes rank :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# lung cancer tastes so much better
*runs*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Therein being the point...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# haha terrifying
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Hee hee!
TOM!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Official Skynet designation is Cyberdyne Systems T-10
later code-named T.O.M.
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# v2 comes with enhanced observation technology
it's the Peeping TOM.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha!
oooh, eeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# dude you've just copied and pasted the latest duke nukem forever footage
did you do anything to alter this that I'm not noticing?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Haha
I like this. But I do dread the day Big Bertha becomes self-aware...
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# poo



Click for bigger (49 kb)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# haha
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# thanks, but im not pleased...*stomps on beret*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# luckily, our opinions are more valid than yours.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# *throws palette*
*snaps brush*
*kicks over easel*

i don't know why im doing that, it's entirely digital...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# haha!
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I say - that's rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ta mate.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# cor that's good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# im not entirely pleased with it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# no?
what don't you like about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# the mouth is a little off
and the smudged through colouring has resulted in a cast from the background in parts, doesn't look too bad but it bothers me...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Stop whinging like a little bitch.
It's triffic, and you know it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# no no no NO NO NO!!!
*cuts off ear*
*gives to prostitute*
*is evicted by pimp*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# *waits for inevitable death*
*prints out all k3b/-\b's past drawings*

*profits MASSIVELY*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# i've been thinking of doing DA prints, but i don't understand it
banking and accounting is too counterintuitive for my tiny mathematical mind.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# It's good! ...If it was entirely accurate,
it wouldn't be a very good caricature...
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# it's more the colouring...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Applauds !
More cunning than a fox that has graduated with a degree in Cunning.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# though it does look a little like..
the bastard child result of Pinnochio and Rowan Atkinson.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# hahah :)
blackadder would have been pretty stuffed if his nose grew
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# My god Percy! A giant butterfly is eating your hat and coat!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# the disappointing thing about drawing blackadder goes fourth is that you don't get percy.
but you get melchett, darling and the better flashheart.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Oooh nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# cheers bld
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# V good!
Where was this action for last week's compo?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# BLESSED!
You certainly have a talent there!
*envies*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# blessed was originally done on paper too. that's a digital ink though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Bravo! Jolly good pic!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# cheers stan
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Wibble
thats great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# wibble!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# That's utterly fantastic
I watched had a Blackadder marathon a week or so back. Watched the entire boxset through (well, apart from series one - never was the best of them). The ending to Blackadder Goes Forth still gets me.

*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# i think goodbyeeee is still one of the finest tv episodes ever made.
thanks...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I like this picture it is a nicepicture.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# oh goodie!!
although it has things wrong with it that will continue to bug me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Blimey!
That is ace!

click!


'nings all.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# thanks tan
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# That's seom great work right there

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# too kind...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Very nice
You win last week's compo :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# arsebiscuits, too slow for my own idea.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# wibble! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# i hope you have your undies on your head :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# thats fuckin
fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# ta rev
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# its a very good arts!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# ta baz
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Gest appearance on Gladiators
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Uh, thanks for that, on my internet computer screen
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# This reminds me of that song
"computer love" by zapp+roger.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Haven't heard it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# you know what
he's just turned me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# ROFL
;)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# he's just turned my stomach
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ew.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I was trying to eat breakfast!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)
# FAIL
lol
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Mmm breakfast

Good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Let's get together and feel allllright!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Shock and awe.
This is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Thanks
This one took half the time "the Fonts" effort did, just over an hour.
I'm getting faster at my "Morfonts" as I've christened them!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# SO NICE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Lovely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# these are good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# click worthy !
:)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# That's fantastic.
But how is it done???
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Flash, Potatoshop and Fireworks... and one abused mind.
Off to look at some blinking lights and eat some orange skins...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# :)
nicely flowy!
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha
bril!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# effing
brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)

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