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# Happy 'Return of the News of the World" day b3ta!
Todays thorn between two roses, is Michael Bolton and he is joined by Alison (look what I won) Armitage and a very smug Erinn Bartlett.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 7:33, archived)
#
And as it's Sunday, let us remember...
Johnny Cash, Betty Hutton and Victor Hugo.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 7:34, archived)
# Woo
for cash :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 7:56, archived)
# The Man In Greyscale
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)
# ladies and gentlemen mister michael bolton!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 8:09, archived)
# I think yours looks better
I am loving the way the light catches his eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 8:19, archived)
# the light and dark parts are his jacket and shirt : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 8:20, archived)
# I really dug his album of B-Sides, particularly "Bitch won't give me anal" and the seminal "Who taught you how to love because you're wrong and you should feel really bad about that".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 8:21, archived)
# Must have made a change to the normal dreary bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 26 Feb 2012, 8:23, archived)
# stop looking at me like that michael bolton
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 8:42, archived)
# ART
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 8:49, archived)
# Looks like those fluorescently-tagged proteins.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 26 Feb 2012, 8:58, archived)
# Michael Bolton's OK in my books..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 10:53, archived)
# I didn't need to click that
to know it was The Lonely Island
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
# this is giving me the horn
the girls ain't bad either
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
# I have to admit, I have only just come over Erinn...
come over come across
come across discovered

and I did enjoy knocking one out for her this morning...
CFFM source
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
# ^Would ^
(herman:D, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
# I'd like to see the source
before all the airbrushing
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
#
(ideasbychuck, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 7:16, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 7:28, archived)
# ^ Would
Ning IBC!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 7:34, archived)
# PHWOAR! Hazel Blears
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 5:15, archived)
# He played TF2 until he starved to death.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 5:30, archived)
# Bird is the word and you're light as a feather.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 5:42, archived)
# This must be the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 6:43, archived)
# (Naive Melody)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 8:19, archived)
# this level is hard
 


www.b3ta.com/board/10702323
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 3:01, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 3:04, archived)
# running out of marios
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 3:05, archived)
# Is it possible to get past the ant king without using the invisiblity potion
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 3:04, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 3:05, archived)
# > KILL FRODO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 3:06, archived)
# you need another marios
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 3:18, archived)
# I'm holding out for mass effect 3 next month
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 3:22, archived)
# got a USB controller for my emulators, that'll do me
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 3:53, archived)
# GPL emulators: $0.00
Pirated ROMs: $0.00
Chinese-made knock-off controller: $12.50
Twatting monsters with a length of pipe: priceless
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 3:58, archived)
# nice one
I do spend a lot of time on old ps1 games.

Early 3d games haven't aged nearly as well as late 2d games.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 4:08, archived)
# I still love playing Goldeneye and Perfect Dark on the N64
Great japes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 26 Feb 2012, 4:39, archived)
# 4 player split screen makes my eyes bleed
but it still has its place.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 4:45, archived)
# 4 way mario cart
on the snes is all the WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Are you saying that I could play Wipeout and/or Twisted Metal II on a PC?
That would be the rest of my life sorted. Fuck Kung Fu and motorcycles.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 6:46, archived)
# very possibly
www.pcsx.net/

not all games can be emulated, but it's definitely worth a try.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 7:19, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 3:48, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 4:08, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 4:33, archived)
# POWERUP ACQUIRED
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 7:13, archived)
# Oh Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 4:26, archived)
# I can see my house from here
 
very nice : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 4:34, archived)
# INCREDIBLE ART
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 4:46, archived)
# welcome to deviantart lite
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 6:43, archived)
# Bored...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 4:58, archived)
# "make a list of things to do..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNActHdssQE
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 5:07, archived)
# This appears to be all you ever post.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Erm
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# clicked hard
and saved (i freaking love this).....................................................................................................................................................i made it bigger:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 5:17, archived)
# print it on canvas, burn it and bury it
 
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 7:20, archived)
# I like the little guy in the pink wig
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 2:18, archived)
# Oh no, someone is climbing in through the window!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 2:20, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 2:55, archived)
# do you want to burn the witch (Y/N)
 
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 3:02, archived)
# Looks pretty big to me
but what do I know
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 3:09, archived)
# nice graves
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 5:19, archived)
# All that talk of arachnophobia earlier led me to one unanswered question...

Can it be silked?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Nooooo!
Silly cow is missing the bucket! LOOK WHERE YOU'RE MILKING, WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Oooh, merry candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Whay thank you, kind sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Merry Candlemas Zumf!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Thank ye ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:52, archived)
# She has the smile of a woman who's just harnessed a giant silkworm
and will soon be wearing finer things
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)
# SHE MISSED THE BUCKET
SHE MILKED A WASP BUT FAILED TO COLLECT THE CREAMY STINGING GOODNESS

My words cannot express my feelings of missed opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:59, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 5:20, archived)
# She gone dun wanked off a giant spider.
What she dun that for, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Profit, eh!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkMIHqndk1s
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 3:56, archived)
# also, this:
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Day six of my draw-a-day challenge.



"Grim doing the impossible - choosing only one pie slice at a shop!"
The pork pie’s like, “Stick with me, kid. Ditch these losers.”

drawaday.tumblr.com/post/18278537066/grim-doing-the-impossible-choosing-only-one-pie
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Nice style!
I could murder that cheesecake.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Cheers!
Ooh, happy b3taday too.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Cheers, Grim-Fandango!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:59, archived)
# EAT ALL THE PIES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 3:06, archived)
# They all look good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 5:20, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)
# good god, man!
*waits for moneyshot*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Cocky bugger, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
# *waits*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# i dunno man, I've heard cats have a lot of staying power
*continues to wait*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# also
TOO FUCKING BIG!!!!!! :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# bigone;)
(herman:D, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
# and
:D
(herman:D, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# cyclops bunny :D
*drops this here*
test flight
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# That looks like a raucous success!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# i want one!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# ^this
(herman:D, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
# ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
# I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:58, archived)
# male pattern baldness, bummer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:04, archived)
# On the plus side, he's got a lovely coat underneath.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:08, archived)
# it's all about the fur, eh?
:))
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Inconceivable!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 4:11, archived)
# WAILAAPOYCW :D
*tell him hurry up
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# That's a disturbingly fluid wiggling
Going at that speed for 40 minutes, I think the poor kitty perhaps had some tubes snipped. Still, can't fault the effort he's putting in.
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# He looks monumentally bored though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Ah, perhaps he has to collect a sample
and whilst determined, can't quite manage 'cause it's such a terribly unexciting thought. I think perhaps I'm reading too much into the life of the cat now.
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# I cannot express my anticipation
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Ha ha Wankcat!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 5:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Drunken clicks for everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Cheers !
*raises a glass*
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Good to see someone else has been on it tonight :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
#






(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# i stole one
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 5:22, archived)
#
Japanese Bruce Willis chooses you, Pikachu O_o
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Dafuq is THAT?!!!!!
there's some weird shit on that there interweb :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# It looks like a physical representation of Moggy versus b3ta.
People, please go outdoors once in a while. There are trees and birds and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# what's this "outdoors" you speak of ?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
# A place without Google. An unsafe place.
It requires great courage to approach. There are spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# It is a bit strange.
Did you manage to last until the 11 minute mark? It gets even MORE surreal then
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha...oh f-f-f-f-fuck!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Okaaaaaaaaaaay, next
I want the Sealed Knot Society to re-enact Space Invaders.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Japan needs to get a job
Also in all seriousness I think /links would love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# ^this
(herman:D, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)
# yah? well you can stick yo were raid prans up your were raid ass!
ps. this is ridiculous nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
# thanks
ridiculous nonsense is the benchmark I aim for.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
# HO HO HO
NOW I HAVE A STAPLEGUN


(I thought Focus went bust)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# They did go bust
I'm about 7 months too late with this joke.

Every time I see an empty Focus store this idea plays in my mind. Just had to get it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
#
/
Not really worth it's own thread but it's been a while since last and this is only new pic I have :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# corndude has the karate moves
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)
# You need to be wearing THIS:
www.cthulhulives.org/store/storeDetailPages/as-labcoat.html
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# pencil not included :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# They could at least include a pencil for charging $50
Pencils are very important in loony bins
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# reposting cunt
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# ^Ha Ha!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 5:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Holy mother of shuddering fuck! :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Who was it did the Henry version of RiverDance?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# I could't find that one, but I found these....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# this is when b3ta needs music :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# I'm currently listening to Loituma
Which really isn't very B3ta; doesn't match up with any of these gifs...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# likewise my God Ween Satan isn't synching here
but is adding to the surrealness :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Try this loop i made it in 2009
www.pown.it/972

It'll help thee.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Charley says...
ACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# wired kitteh is wired
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Charlie really is:
www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=5TqmdBr97Wc
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Blimeh
I'm glad for the re-dub, otherwise I think that genuinely would've given me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)
# The dub:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUL0evE3KtY

Haven't seen countvanderhoff round here for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# This is wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Hahah
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# finger lickin good
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(lulzpitbullz www.lulzpitbullz.org cos the big dog told me to., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Wheewheewheewheewheewhee
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)
# The more I watch it the more I feel it's after my soul
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)
# The nose looks like it's starting to bore through my screen :|
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Yup, it's the nose that got me
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Pearoastage teim
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Satan Claws is out there, Jimmy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
# This is obviously an insanely happy feline
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# You know
I think it bloody is.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Oh christ I Just noticed his 'tackle'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# This
Hahahahahaha
(herman:D, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Hahaha, yaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Related to the thread below, but as a slow board


Work in progress, hopefully finished in time for the auction but I am beginning to doubt it.

EDIT: FFS someone post something funny. I feel a right pratt up here so long.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
# COR! leather and curves :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:42, archived)
# You could hang it on your wall
if you bid at the auction :)*

* If it is finished by then.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Unfortunately, due to being an awful big sissy arachnophobic,
I have nothing hanging on my walls, due to the fact I'm so paranoid I always imagine there are spiders hidding behind them, true fact :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:59, archived)
# It just means they're hiding somewhere else :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Hahaha. you bastard! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Same here
Leave no hiding places!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Arachnophobia is a terrible curse.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# If you don't give them pictures to hide behind they'll have to hide in your shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
#
shoes pubic mound.

No wait...that isn't spiders...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# That's ok, they won't run out of my shoes and make me jump while I'm lying down quietly watching the tv ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# No, they'll bit your feet when you put your shoes on.
And once their paralyzing venom has taken effect they will crawl into your ears and make spider nests.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
# As long as I don't have to see them, they can do what they like !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
# You won't see them after that, they'll just slowly eat you from the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Starts snorting pesteside...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# I found some fantastic sprays in Spain
kills the bastards instantly (think it's probably illegal here)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# I resently had a squirell or rat in the loft,
so spent ages at B&Q looking at traps and poisons, they sold nothing just for spiders which I also looked for while I was there...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# garden centres have some but nothing specific and costs fortune
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
# I ordered some sticky traps for my mum of ebay. They seemed to work pretty well.
As long as you don't mind having cardboard traps full of dead spiders around the house.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# FUCKS SAKE B3TA!
Just typed www.3bay.co.uk to check.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# urgh shudders
they could chew their feet off and still get you when you're asleep
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Wouldn't work. They'd chew their foot off and then put their leg down again - back on the sticky trap.
They would keep trying and by the morning there would be a little legless bug which you might find more appealing.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Hahaha, bugger that! I'll stick with the pounce and squash method!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Misread that as 'ponce and squash' technique.
Envisaged you mincing around screaming until you finally pluck up the courage to batter it to death with your handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Haha, I used to ponce about trying to pluck up the courage,
But learnt that while doing so they escape, which means a night of total anxiety, jumping on them bare handed is very unpleasant indeed, but from seeing it to killing it with your bare hand is only 20 seconds of fear and revoltion, folowed by relief anf joy a minute later when you wash your hands:-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# I'm a hitler veggie but it's death to all spiders with 10 feet of my house
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I spent a year as a veggie some years ago.
And decided I would try and catch them and put them outside instead of killing them. this ended after the first attempt as the little bastards vanish into thin air in the prossess, I went straight back to the lunge and kill approach!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
# instant death only way
wish I still had my fluffys as it was a mad dash between them to kill 'em and eat 'em o_O
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# What they want to do
is go into space

(Image linked because the arachnophobes are clearly about)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha....that's cute..
It's the great big Brithish house spider I am most petrified of.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# I'm more worried about those bloody foreign spiders.
Coming over here, eating all our flies, raping all our women.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Squash them with a rolled up daily mail is the only way!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# thanks for linking :)
I can't even look at pictures of 'em without getting the fears
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# /\a terrible film/\
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Scared me witless!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# ^this
never been so scared in cinema before or since, needed more than a few doubles in the pub after
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Cars. Girls.
What more could you need? Beer, perhaps. Probably not all at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:56, archived)
# maybe some bacon sandwiches
comfy chair

some other sandwich

a hat, should it rain.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Hat sandwich for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)
# A hat sandwich is what separates a gentleman and other non gentlemanly folk
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Only if it has English mustard on it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Looking good
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# You're not looking so bad yourself
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
#
www.cthulhulives.org/toybox/Phone/Ringtones/ASOTR/shoggothprayerRT.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
#
www.cthulhulives.org/toybox/Phone/Ringtones/ASOTR/Cthulhu!RT.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Wha?!
Are those from a musical? If so I want to see!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Just found them tonight
and figured they might end up on a few of our phones by tomorrow

I think this is it: www.cthulhulives.org/store/storeDetailPages/asotrcd.html

www.cthulhulives.org/Musical/Prayer%20Sample.mp3

Edit: Just bought both CD's and a jumper to boot: www.cthulhulives.org/store/store.lasso

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Wow I love this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Needs moar Audina
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Are Audina having a laugh?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)
# i dont see any ticks :(
:D woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# they are in the glove compartment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# and under my shirt
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Nice arts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)
# this post made me laugh
was it intentional?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# I have no idea what you're talking about, I was just commenting on her lovely arts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
#
ts se ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT I WOULD BE SO CRUDE.
CAN'T A LADY POST HER ARTS ON B3TA WITHOUT GETTING LEWD COMMENTS?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# I do hope not
They have never let me down so far!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# but yes, nice arts!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# stop staring at her arts
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)
# We demand more lady arts and more arts in leather too!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# I am also a big fan of arts
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
# one for the kids
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
# This is what i love about B3ta
I took about 10 days drawing and airbrushing a picture; then you make it twice as good in 10 minutes flat! :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Rubish, If you hadn't made it so good in the first place, it would't have been worth putting the kitty in it ;-)
I did it with a fingerbob too, but that didn't look any good!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# I'm serious, it does make me laugh
I'm aware I'm a bit of a 'one trick pony' and rarely manage humous, so when my images are used for evil deeds I am usually happy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Lack of humous doesn't bother me, I like to see atry stuff as well, whatever people create is nice to see. and I like diversity.
This one is nice also because, it's like some of your older stuff, I always liked it when you combined straight lines with curves :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Inspiration is the problem
And there have been 'rumblings' that I should try something different.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Sod em! and just do and post what you like when you want to.
My opion is, if people moan about it, I'm not interested in their opion anyway, so it doesn't bother me...
As long as it's within the faqs ect...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Two tricks if you count the singing, surely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# I did mean on /board.
I'm going to claim 3 on B3ta if you count video making then!
www.b3ta.com/links/747833
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# One for the adults :D
(herman:D, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Haha!
That's utterly BOMBASTIC dude
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Hell Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# I bet this is all lully and everything
but I can't see it for some reason :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Are you wearing hockey pucks
Instead of glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Nope hockey pucks are in my pants where they should be
*have seen lully picture now by looking at the page element thingy whatever it is in firefox :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Check that your monitor is the right way round.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Haha yay!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Have you tried right clicking, then emailing it to yourself, printing it off,
and then selotaping the picture to your monitor?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
# This actually works.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Top tip
printers upstairs though and I'm glued to the sofa :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Did Derren Brown glue you to it?
He's a cunt like that.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# cunt of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# This is unacceptable as it would infringe copyright.
What if we ALL did that? Then noone would buy the picture at the auction!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# It would actually make it the original picture
of which EVERYBODY has that making it really unique and massive expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
# But the one you buy at the auction wouldn't be wrecked by selotape!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Nicely:D
(herman:D, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Post something funny Herman, quick
I need a lie down and daren't leave when i'm the last poster.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Where's My Pube!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# As stated,
Work in prog! The hair is always the coup de grace.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Sturdy upholstery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Is that Sara Cox?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# my 3d painting for the auction now lights up!

and a polite reminder, anyone who's kindly offered to donate something to the auction and hasn't yet got it sorted, can you think about doing so. ta.
Things on offer so far: b3ta.com/links/749374 note the people offering to take requests, badger them!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Yeah, I'm going to be working on my stuff for this this evening.
I have a spare canvas if anyone wants to request something in particular. Or if you want a digital print that can be arranged.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Squirrels with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Squits?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I think it might be better if I stand down, sir.
I don't have a clue about what people might actually want to buy of mine, (if anything at all), and the clock is ticking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# still 3 weeks to get the art in, plenty of time
but people aren't being very requesty it must be said
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)
#
This may help
b3ta.com/search/posts/79773/best
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Doctors, american gothic, x-wing and the cookie monster poster are all excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Cheers, Mu.
I hadn't really thought about doing prints of my Photoshop stuff.
I was thinking I had to paint a canvas or build a model..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# I'm painting some canvases. I'm not a painter so if they turn out shit I'm going to just get some prints done.
Paint and models are nice, but prints are just as good, especially if you're a digital artist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Starbugs coffee badges?
b3ta.com/board/10632203
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# ooh one of your ping pong ball headed characters would be ace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Hmm. Good call.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Oh I don't know
You have some pretty awesome arts in your profile. Go to these guys and have something printed off a bit larger:

www.photobox.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Many thanks, Jahled.
Will pick out a few images over the weekend and get them to print standard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Dead cheap as well
and quick
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Pretty!
To compensate for your lack of penis,

This sums up my joy at it being my b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)
# I think your dog has a broken willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# It's a broken dog. Everything is broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Either soaking his penis in saliva, or licking up semen
I cannot tell
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)
# This piece represents the inner struggle of men in the post-post-modern age
drawing contrast between animalistic urges and the supressed yearning for emotional contact with a maternal ideal.

Also, it's a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)
# The description is almost as good as the drawing :D
Cheers and doubleclicks!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:50, archived)
# hahah
sexy!!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# That's awesome
and Happy Candles :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# what a special doggie!
Squee...


.....irt!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:02, archived)
# :D
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
#
Happy Candles
(herman:D, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# would a "Haku signed Freebase" be the sort of thing to offer?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Nicely
I finally ordered some of these car window stickers which we'll have at the bash:

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# I still don't know why this wasn't picked ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Ha!
There were such amazing contributions. Terry was a bit blown away when he sat in office looking through them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
#
a! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:47, archived)
# I LOVE this
i missed that comp. i might actually have entered
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 2:42, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# !
some cool paintings on there!!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Just spotted Drimble's 'Gordon's a lime' image.
I may have to place a bid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# :)
Hopefully I'll have another thing on there shortly, I'm doing a little bit to it each night.
Anyone know if a generous printer has offered their services yet? My pics are still in the form of lots of magnetic ones and zeroes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Lovely stuff, man.
Jahled mentioned these guys for printing:
www.photobox.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:02, archived)
# mine is in the process of being created
but like any true artist i need for inspiration to get me motivated.

that and doing paid work so i can pay the bills means i'm back and forth to it intermittently as it set up in the garage.

wil post and pic when finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Ooh blimey, lucky I logged on then...
... had forgotten all about it.

Have just found the print, still rolled up for the last 4 years after being printed by accident. Only other copy on a friends wall. 30 x 20 inchs, glossy poster. Have no idea if anyone will want it, but quite kid friendly...

Should I post it down to you Toasty?

Here's a pic for the auction page anyhow.

(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# hang on to it
if it's in the Email auction you can post it straight to the highest bidder
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:13, archived)
# OK, will do
edit: also, have just read the other thread, so will post details there.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Come with me if you want to sniff...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or shame. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it's been in your wife's panty drawer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)
# I hate the word panty. I'm not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
# because you wear them
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# No, I wear frilly knic-
Pants. I wear pants. Manly boxer pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# me too! Manly boxer-shorts with Hello Kit... -- I mean Leopard Ski... -- I mean Black Panthers printed on them
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:17, archived)
# really?
I thought you were into thongs...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# We both like to thing thongs
can i thing you a thong now?

nevermind, i think i know what you were thaying now. you're dethpicable
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Don't get your knickers in a twist, Mu.
I fully undie-stand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)
# give me your boots, your motorcycle and your panty drawer
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Hahaha! Hallo Ninj!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# How did that guy even become mayor in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
# He came up with some policies that weren't to be sniffed at.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Britain is an equal opportunities employer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Yeah... but... look at the guy. He got ELECTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Anyone who looks like a sith lord, a paedophile or mental patient is PERFECT for politics.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# He looks like all three.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# The other candidates didn't stand a chance!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Hi fluffkins:)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Dusk till Dawn!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# had no idea it was a vampire film when I first watched it
thoroughly enjoyed it when the shit hit the fan
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Hahah:D
Ninjonasat? ;)
(herman:D, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Hehehe
Hai Herman :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)
# hello :)
onasaturdaynight
(herman:D, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Ha ha....Yeah Man! Get those panties.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 5:26, archived)
# banksy!
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)
# ARTS!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Happy B3taday, Zumf.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
# HO SHIT!
*edit: Had to run and get my tablet so I can knock a celebratory something up!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)
# T?
Yes, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Hot, shit tea?
If you insist.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Ooh, happy candleage.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# happy birthday zumf!!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# You're on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
Happy 7 years, 0 months and 0 days - They got it right!

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Cheers all!
And you give the nicest cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# If someone offered me stupid money for one of my pictures, I'd have no qualms in accepting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)
# How much is a qualm?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# more than a hogshead of ale!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
# About five shillings in old money.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Beautiful.
But isn't that Grayson Perry...?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# :)
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Rodeo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# ahhahahah
 
yeeeehaw
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)
# What on earth is that!

EDIT: Ok so this was the first one I had seen..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)
# please try to keep up wth the rest of the class :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)
# *ticks*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)
# tics lol
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Ticks as tiny horses? I approve.
Mint anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# tictack tick toe toe next?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Haha
I did consider toes, but not alongside tows.. Could probably shoehorn something about tacks in there too
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)
#

Toto Tic Tac Tick's Totem, Toto, Tic Tacs, Ticks and Toe tow to Toronto
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Well if we're going down that route
..can't.. keep..up..with..ninja'ing

Tutu's Toto Tic Tac Tick's Totem, Toto, Tic Tacs, Ticks and Tutu Toe tow
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)
#
\o/
Edit: Sorry! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
#
I don't mind really :P
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)
# :) HAVE AT YOU!!

Tutu's Toto Tax Tic Tac Tick's Totem, Toto, Tic Tacs, Ticks and Tutu Toe tow to Toronto
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# This is making me laugh like aI've got an extra chromosome!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Happy candle day :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Beyond epic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Hahaha

Oh, go on then, have
Topiary-Tortoise-Tugging Tutu's Toto Tax Tic Tac Tick's Totem, Toto, Tic Tacs, Ticks and Tutu Toe tow to Toronto
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)
# *explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
#
What ^she said
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# hahahah
best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Fine.
But I get the army of nuclear ticks
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Can't we play a traditional text adventure game instead?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# This made me laugh too much, I think I need help :|
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:29, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)
# This is sufficiently silly
Carry on
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Minty fresh parasites ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Yeehaw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)
# meekly joins bandwagon

U2 can join in...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Tick tock.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:05, archived)
# That am most WOO!!!
*Click* \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Attack of the giant eight-legged broad beans?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Spiders I can handle. Cockroaches? No problem. Ticks? FUCKING KILL IT WITH HAMMERS
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Ride a tick horse to Banbury fair...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
#
Old peoples teeth...with legs.
*shudders
(loci, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)
# marrowfat-pea tick
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# and out of the darkness came the light
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# JUST LOOK INTO THOSE JIZZ-DEMANDING EYES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)
# ate too many sparkles and did sick
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Fenris has come!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
# delicious eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Cujo: Nights.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)
# AM I DOING IT WRONG

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# The breasts are in the wrong place.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# yeah but they are ideally located
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Just suck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Filthy beasts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Just chew it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
# You win!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
# tickachew?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
# I choose you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# now this then I suppose
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# i bet they would taste pretty good roasted
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# look at those eyes and tell me that
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
# you're right -- i feel horrible, what was I thinking?...
He is certainly more well-suited for a stir-fry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# yum
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Oh hai!
He looks friendly. What does he eat?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
# You.
Me. Anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# I'm not too big on pollyticks...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)
# beautiful plumage
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Polly wants a pint of blood.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)
# awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)
# I always said the rich were parasites living off the backs of others...
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Had to RIS/Google, but nice job nonetheless :)
I reckon this tick is today's fad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# dazbrilliantwhites may not have his FP, yet, but it's quite possible he's started something beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I'd settle for a meme
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Two years and no fp
So I said I'd try my hand at these
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Don't let it bug you, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# I'm trying not to get tick.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] http://www.b3ta.com/links/The_Sun_On_Sunday
www.b3ta.com/links/The_Sun_On_Sunday
(1.618..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Aww just make something to do with Star Wars
= guaranteed FP
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)
#
make something to do with Star Wars change your username to monkeon.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# I hate ticks.
Utter cuntbeasts they are. I got a mild dose of Lyme's disease in the US from one and managed to find a Paralysis Tick biting me in Australia.
Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Why is it called a paralysis tick?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)
# While it feeds,
it injects a toxin that in a percentage of people causes paralysis. They reckon a good number of childhood deaths attributed to polio in Australia before the vaccine was introduced may well have been due to those fuckers.
Apparently all stems from the point where spiders and ticks split - most ticks lost their venom, but a few kept it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Oh my god so ticks are basically bloated blood-sucking spiders?
AAAARGH! AAAAAAAARGH!

I'm never going near sheep again.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)
# You'll be fine if you wear a condom.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Ah well, remember FPs aren't an objective measure of goodness
They're just the opinions of a handful of mods. To me the most important thing is the comments I get from regular boarders.

I think your lolly tick is very jolly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)
# I have to say this is true for me too :)
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)
# That's exactly the sort of thing someone with only 3 FPs would say.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
# That's exactly what someone with only 17 FPs would say.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# That's exactly what someone with 17 + 3 FPs would conclude.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# As it goes, two of them were FPed twice, so the real total is only 18.
Testament to my unoriginality.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Yeah, but I've just had my second top tip in the newsletter, so shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Easy now, it's not a competition.
Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# how jolly! kiss my dolly
 


so then I found the sparkle brush
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# ooooooh, sparkley!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
# It latched onto a unicorn.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
# That's lovely!
I'd still burn it off with a match if I found it on me though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Jeepers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)
# I imagine this is latched on to Moggy's brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
#
latched on to
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
# larf
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)
# I stand corrected. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Dude!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Is that a product of tick photography?
Lolololhahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Something to do with the op-ticks :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Ee-aye-ee-aye-oh fuck it what's the point
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)
# and on that farm he shot some guys
 
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha
"...before turning the gun on himself, dear Liza,
before turning the gun on himself."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# 8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Young MacDonald stolen a toy laptop from his kids' toychest
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Kids?!
I feel unnecessarily compelled to tell you this is probably a Toshiba T4500C which had a not very kid-friendly RRP of $5,019 in 1993.

I'll go back under the stairs now.
(annexia, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# which matches the
mobile from 1993. And wtf is he doing in a deck chair on a beach. this is a nice firm he works for.
(I helped save b3ta! :DG, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# smug bastard
probably
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)

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