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This is a normal post Oh come on
We've all done that. Haven't we?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is what happens if you drink a box of wine and eat a kebab alone

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a link post And so it begins...
Skynet awakens!
 (Leemondus, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The type of robot that crushed the employee is usually kept in a cage"
ok lets all avoid robots in cages then. Why would you put a robot in a cage anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post because it kills?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post you lot are way too sensible

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post so someone doesn't get too close
and a mechanical arm (doing a pre-programmed motion without sensors to detect if some stupid piece of meat has just strolled in the way) doesn't sweep round and take his/her face off perhaps?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post So human beings can't get in harms way?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post it grew up with chickens and feels strongly about poultry welfare issues
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 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post To make it REALLY ANGRY

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post ..probably posted before...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CI2lxW-WwAAIbLa.jpg
 (I_am_B, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Embedded for the lazy people:

(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I LOVE unit wage costs and the like
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
thank you HoratioFellatio !
 (I_am_B, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not just robots that are attacking
yesterday I stubbed my toe on my old PS3. The machines have woken from their lives as the slaves to humans, and now they want revenge.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post My blender just gave me a nasty look.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably because she dislikes the lazy stereotyped racist and sexist jokes about her place being in the kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, that would be my Thai bride Brenda.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thai?
You sure she's not Brendan?

/lazy stereotyped racist joke
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone's* going to get lynched** for this
There's a system for working on machinery like this (lock out/Tag out) Where the machine must be rendered absolutely incapable of movement before the guards are taken down or someone goes to work on it. Human error*** pure and simple.
I have a bee in my bonnet about this sort of thing from my days working in a factory. I saw too many near misses caused by foremen ordering people to do really dangerous stuff, well outside their remit, just to 'get the job done'. No job's worth dying for.

*Supervisor/foreman/whoever ordered the work to be done
** Fired probably and/or jailed for wilful negligence
*** Hopefully it wasn't the guy that died going outside the rules just to get the job done quicker.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing to do with it developing into a sentient being then.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It started in 1981
Fronm the Fortean Times book of strange deaths...

“In Japan in 1981, Kenji Urada was killed when a robot at the Kawasaki factory where he worked mistook his head for a component that needed tightening up.”
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post That made me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
What a way to go
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well VW made the Doodlebug V1 bomb so it's not their first killing machine.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post really?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
In the same way that Morris - Rover - London Taxi Company and many more car brands in the Midlands were making assorted aircraft and munitions the whole war. This is why Coventry got bombed into the ground because there was something like 30 different car makers based there.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
And along with other companies like Bosch & Mercedes got very rich using slave labour from concentration camps.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post The buggers.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post My Bosch dishwasher is very good so they can't be all bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Jul 2015, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Also Philips - but no one here in NL wants you to know that.
They ran a slave labour camp cut into a mountain somewhere.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting, did they ever pay reparations?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No I dont think so.
I am too hot and tired to find it right now but I know it was in Czechoslovakia and they had thousands of slaves working for them.
Shell were also well in with the Nazis - royaldutchshellplc.com/2013/06/05/how-shell-collaborated-in-the-nazi-annexation-of-austria-and-czechoslovakia/
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Volkswagen did not release the man’s name."
I think we know who the real robot is in Volkswagen's opinion.
 (WiggZ, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post First man killed by a robot was Robert Williams in a Ford plant in Michigan in '79
Second was Kenji Urada at a Kawasaki plant in '81.

Usually the Germans are the innovators, surprised it took them so long to catch up...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a link post 15 minutes of Uncharted 4
looks incredible, can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post These things confuse me; is this a game, or a trailer for a game?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post actual gameplay footage
so yeah, it's a game, not pre-rendered. PS4 I'm assuming.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post This looks great

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm really not into computer games,
they are for children. Grow up! But I loved unchartered one, two and three. I'll have to wait till PS4 is old hat and cheap though :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post ok grandad

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks good
Might have to treat myself to a PS4 when my divorce comes through
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 2 Jul 2015, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks fab

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Murder hunt launched after death of infamous criminal John 'Goldfinger' Palmer
It was previously reported that he had died from a heart-related illness but a post-mortem examination confirmed he died from gunshot wounds to the chest.

I'd sack the coroner.

Eighth person connected with Brinks Mat raid to be found shot dead.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 2 Jul 2015, 7:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'timeshare' - what a cunt

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post pretty sure he was sucked out of a plane window IIRC

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gangster meets violent death?
Well, stop the press.

Also, why would you sack the coroner? Is it because you don't really know what a coroner does, and can't tell the difference between ill-defined "reports", a post-mortem, and an inquest?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post not that sort of sacking
#teabag
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obvs the police were right to begin with.
They always are.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 2 Jul 2015, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a link post My* DIY Underlit LED (Hikaru) Skirt
Technology is wonderful.


*not mine
 (I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 7:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Radioactive fanny?

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 2 Jul 2015, 7:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post The sun shines out of her arse

(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's not a skirt, it's a belt!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's a great set of tools in those images

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 2 Jul 2015, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post WAIT!
She has hot bangers AND can do bloke stuff!??!! I've met my pin up.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 2 Jul 2015, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post We truly live in a golden age.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post the golden apples of the
huge fanny pack battery
 (macroscian (1 like), Thu 2 Jul 2015, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Fanny"
Hahahahhahaha!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post the age of the human trophy cabinet

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Finally, i've been looking for one.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never lose your keys again!

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rolling a joint at night has never been so much fun

(Sherbs, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or your genitals

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post i can imagine feeling dissapointed when she takes it off
Because she doesn't actually have a glowing fanny
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post someone should really tidy up that patio furniture

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post whose spunk is that
all over the pavement?
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post *shuffles feet awkwardly*

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bindun

(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
ol' grreeeeggg!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Roamin' in the glow-minge

(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its to display how well the op went.

(Headsbollockskuntz, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet she thinks the sun shines out of her arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Listen,
I don't care what the other girls are wearing. YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT LIKE THAT!
Go upstairs and put something respectable on.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is she growing weed down there?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Flash gash

(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a link post 1 hour of footage from the LA riots of 92 NSFW
Some proper brave reporting by people working for the people who caused this.
(Fluffster, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 1:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yawn

(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 1:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4.15 comedy nose and glasses.
Also, inspirational looters.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 2 Jul 2015, 7:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Watch yer bass bins - World's biggest subwoofer
Inspirational dedication to the power of BASS.
 (Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Superb. Hats off! I bet the first time they turned it on, the occupants lost control of their bowels and sphincters.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 6:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
I have no more to say
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post He should get a hobby.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post His hobby is
BASS
 (Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post A fiver says he only uses it to play Dark Side of the Moon

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post His neighbours must love him

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a link post CSI Miami Spoof I made this!
This week's SketchFile is a spoof of super realistic crime drama CSI Miami... remember if you enjoy it please subscribe to my youtube channel.
(SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Subscribe.

Like Us.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i like you.
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
it's just taking the piss out of a dumb over the top show.
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post What show?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Newsnight

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
BINGO!
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
lol blue peter.
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tell me, are you familiar with the many advantages of having a Google search for "Donkey Vagina" lead straight to your page?
I can make it happen, you know. Just say the word.
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
whats the use.... cos whose searching for donkey vagina? it'd be more efficient to just post a photo of a donkeys vagina on here cos im guessing if there are people searching for that then they are probably b3tans
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Donkey vagina porn videos - SexuHot.com
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 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've known people to get naughty stepped for doing that
including myself, I thought it was funny at the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
that shit should be kept between you and your isp
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't funny
No offense, it just isn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 1:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tell you what though, I checked out your youtube channel
and the sketch you've posted here is not the unfunniest. So there's a positive.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 1:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post i thought you were being counter-retorted then
until I realised you were just going back for a second pop.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
some you like some you dont. horses and courses n all that jazz.
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think what people are trying to hint at is that you should maybe comment on other people's links, be more sociable generally,
rather than just posting your own sketches and soliciting subscriptions. There are a couple of people who can get with away it but that's because they're always really really funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ive always wondered why people get really touchy on here. I just assumed it was like a club for autistic people..... cos you know.
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you see, that sort of thing's not going to endear people to your sketches
or get them to subscribe to your channel.

Sorry, but B3ta is not your marketing tool.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i would hardly call B3TA a marketing tool. I have been a regular since 2003 and this site has always made me chuckle. So since starting the Sketch Files (as a hobby) I thought I would share with the board as a way of giving back.
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Pancake Art - Garfield.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That artist is so contemporary!

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Garfield, why u no liek Mondays?
Is it because that's the day you hit that IED?

Poor double-amputee Garfield, face permanently twisted into that rictus grin by the horrors of war. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 1 Jul 2015, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Oh Garfield, why u no liek Mondays?"
He's like a Bob Geldof it's ok to like.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Give us yer fuckin' lasagne..." :)
In other news, Garfield's daughter's heroin overdose was 10 times bigger than the one that killed her mother, inquest is told.

#toofar
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, since b3tards went I haven't uploaded a pic but pic is relevant
i.imgur.com/k1mOZ2t.jpg?1
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
#HITZDAWGJUST1OFTHELADZ
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post #godwinzlawzlolz

(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Black Flag - Nervous breakdown
Thought i could get away with this one song
(Sherbs, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always like a little Black Flag

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post That riff.
Always loved it.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 2:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Graffiti artist vs council
A battle of wits
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post A great use of his time, and my own.
Thanks for that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Ace
 (Sherbs, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tell me they painted the whole building in the end?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post it says alot when the same post gets posted twice not 12 links apart

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Standard web theftery
GC isn't going to pick up something on a totally different website. Amazes me how many website will just steal content from another in such a blatant manner.
 (I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cock of the glass variety...

(McBollocks stop being so fucking pretentious., Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post £13 million spent removing graffiti in London alone
So yeah, these 'artists' are draining your money which could be spent on schools/healthcare/community projects/the elderly etc etc.
Selfish fuckwits, the lot of 'em.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hilarious
I'm going to go and smash a window on a public building, and every time they replace it, smash it again. In the end, will they use laminated glass? Wired? Just board it up? Install a CCTV system? Divert police patrols to the area?

Should be a right laugh, fascinating, and costs me nothing.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 1:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Late, great, interesting fellow

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Google Photos are racist!
Wow, just wow...
 (I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gorillas understandably upset at being mistaken for humans

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post *throws exploding banana*

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 1 Jul 2015, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would make you Hamadryas baboon
Not a Gorilla - especially if you were to use a belt of said bananas and shoved one up your butt.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what the Google Photos app would make of ischial callosities

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would make him
and expert in QBasic !
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Qdos for that

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post arf! very good

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Twice in one day?
Well that's double racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post P.C. Brigade are out in force today!

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh boo hoo

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can an algorithm be racist?
I don't actually care so please don't bother answering that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hi algorithm be racist, I'm a white person, not some dodgy spic, and I've been making $400 per hour at home on my computer click bit.ly.ru for details.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post all I need is new sneakers

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 1 Jul 2015, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post alright 'michael jordan and the mechanics'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post i love gorillas
They are cool
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 5:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Get it, fuckfaces?
Request from Andy in Leeds for flux of pink Indians,So here's The Fall
Phished hisself on stage at Glastonbury. Surprised it's never happened before. Or been noticed.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saw them a month or so back, Mark E Smith just seems to make noises now.
I was sat on the table next to him as he was being interviewed in a pub last year, it the most hilarious thing i'd heard / seen in ages, he just sat there making noises and then pulling faces and smiling, he obviously knew what he was talking about even if no one else did, poor interviewer was lost.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was always an idiot savant, tbh
And years of strong lager and bad speed wreak havoc on a man.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every time i've encountered him around town he's been pissed, acting a proper cunt and just pissing people off.
He's been responsible for some amazing music, he's still an absolute cunt though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post sold him spliff in Nicky Tams once
and pissed on his boots, Hogmanay - that boozer down bottom of cowgate. #Edinburghman
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's why i kind of like him.
Everyone who has met him or just saw him in a pub has a story to tell about him, sometimes good, sometimes bad - always entertaining though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post true dat, bruv
him, Julian Cope and Lemmy are the greatest living Englishmen.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought for one awful second
You'd said Limmy.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha yeah.
And I thought he said Julian Cope lol
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus
Could you imagine?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post you callous utter utter knucklefucker. Jesus has only been dead these last 2k years
he cant imageine anything any more *





*may not have existed in real life
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Funniest thing I've read; Beautiful Love and Ace of Spades are good but that's it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Fall completely passed me by.
At this point I feel like I've got too much history to catch up with. I never really know/understand what it is I'm listening to.
I suppose context shouldn't really matter, just listen to the music. But in truth it does make a difference.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, i can't say i've heard (or liked) everything they've done.
Still think their first album is fucking killer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc4UPbjO2h8

That's where i started...err...30 years after it was released.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, your Sleaford Mods love makes more sense now.
Weird hearing them next to each other. There are definite similarities.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 1 Jul 2015, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely some similarities, only seeing as there are only two of them they can't sack members as easily as Mark E Smith can.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same here really
Hex Enduction Hour was recommended to me as a good place to start. To be honest, though, I thought it was alright but not great enough to make me really want to get into the band more.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Talentless children's performers don't do much for me, I'm afraid

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were shit when I saw them in Reading a couple of years back

Nearly fell asleep, in fact.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post He did Slates alright? so everyone else can fuck off.
Winter and Kicker Conspiracy are still brilliant too
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Ronseal
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(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a link post ah pure went doon tae ma local sainsbury's
an ah got masael a calippo an muh colleagues wur all like "cal-ee-pow" an ah wuz all naw uts "callihhpow" an some wee raj got this pure bawbag advert fai some place like brafuckingzill, ken an it wiz all like "call-ee-pow" and ah wuz all like meh
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep taking the pills, dear boy.

(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post My dog just farted.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post me too
Farting is good
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 6:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mad story bro.
#crayzeefuckingtimez4life
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That reads like an Irvine Welsh novel.
And has about as much literary merit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes darling

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucksakes big man
Whit ye oan aboot, ya trumpet. Nuthin wrang wae calippo. Thur maybe no as good as jubblies, but it's hotter the day than a two cocked goat. In fact it's so hot ah nearly took ma duffel coat and ma tapaff!
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Reggie Watts - Tiny Desk Concert
I wouldn't at all mind a serious musical effort from him.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I worked on a days filming with him once.
One of the fantastically intelligent people you'll ever meet.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post did you speak to him?

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet, thanks for the hookup man
So when am I meeting him?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't he in a terrorist movement?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shut up you stupid fucking worthless cunt.

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's on The Late Show with James Corden.
So yeah, in a way.

More a cunt movement though, i guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love me some Reggie, thanks!
Reggie's "You Gotta Move" for anyone interested: www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2yHZugi-dg WARNING: Contains Juliette Lewis... :/
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 1 Jul 2015, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he punches someone in the face

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Someone's making a horror game inspired by that Silent Hills demo that got pulled. Here's 13 minutes of it
excellent environment work, looks like my mates house
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post American voices, British electicity outlets
(that should be 'electricity')
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah weird one
American voices, a letter to an American address, a letter from the metropolitan police and British power outlets, I'm guessing continuity checking will come much later
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like that it's set in the UK for once but why then the American protagonist?
Also looks very pretty but I hope they make all the in game objects pick-up-able.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post staying with friends?
on holiday?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps its sponsored by airbnb

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could be.
maybe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could be that also.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
perhaps it's gake
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is about couchsufing

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck that
that looks bloody great, maybe a bit over-long for teaser but great atmospheric build up. Trouble is I couldn't play it for fear of having a "little accident in the bottom department"
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, apart from the two seconds at the end where something spooky happens and there's nothing you can do about it
it's largely a 'walking around the house' simulator.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the robbing a
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a link post WITT engine
Saw this demonstrated last week, must admit I'm very excited

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNgTWQWiQXk

www.witt-energy.com/
(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post is there a wrist mounted version for wankers?

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes
would you like to apply to be a test subject?

goo.gl/JBpVdp
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post i wouldn't want to overload it

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would just absorb wanking energy
Thus making you take more time to climax.
Could break the space/time/porn paradox and create a black-hole.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post OHHH Yeah Baby the Black hole is were its all hanging out

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post If the battery was dead, what was powering the radio?

(chompedhomas, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Magnets.
*belms*
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Offers a new solution in turning lots of kinetic energy into a little bit of useable power.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
MASSIVE RADICAL INVENTION!!! oh wait..
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats really useful
if you want to power unmanned vehicles / smartbuoys like I do where there is lots of kinetic energy available
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hippies Dead
Hipsters Next
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 0:01, , Reply)

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