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This is a link post WTF Podcast - Alice Cooper
Seeing the clip below reminded me of this, terrific talk with Cooper about his career.
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This is a link post Ophiocordyceps unilateralis more horrifying than previously thought
It doesn't take over the brain of the ant, it leaves that untouched, trapped in a fungus controlled body
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This is a normal post So the ant will continue to contemplate the intersectionalities of Eastern and Western philosophical thought?

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This is a normal post but sadly will never being able to explain his conclusions because his jaws are clamped to a leaf

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This is a normal post Maybe those ants
are the only creatures to attain true enlightenment and their fate is the ultimate goal of Buddhism.
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This is a normal post They do have a high brain-to-body mass ratio:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain-to-body_mass_ratio
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This is a normal post so do dwarves

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This is a normal post and amputees

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This is a normal post And that bloke who does the dvd car driver crap stuff

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This is a normal post B&

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This is a normal post Not entirely the case. I think this is a bit exaggerated.
The research is implying that towards the final stages the fungus exerts control over the muscles to make them contract and lock the ant in its new position; not that it's smart enough to operate the leg muscles like a puppeteer and make it walk up a stem.

And it doesn't need to infiltrate the brain directly; just supply the right chemical signals to make the ant change its behaviour, and it can do that from anywhere in the body. Ants are particularly prone to responding to each other's or a queen's chemical signals already, however suicidal that behaviour might be. They will happily follow their own trails round and round in circles until they drop dead from exhaustion.
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This is a link post Explorer found alive
Well, that mystery didn't last long, did it?
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This is a normal post Eulogy retracted.

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This is a normal post they'll look great in the book that he may or may not be able to write before christmas

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This is a normal post why do you think he secluded himself in PNG?
obvious Xmas book writing retreat
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This is a normal post what's the chances this airstrip has got a travelodge?

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This is a normal post No wonder he was hard to find
if he was hiding in an internet image format.

Did they look in JPG first?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew someone would comment on that
"puerile digital arts community" still alive and kicking :)
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This is a normal post He was in PNG but was saved as JPG.

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This is a normal post and rescued by a B(li)MP

(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post So the guy they rescued
isn't the same guy that got lost but looks very close to the untrained eye and now is not in a fit state to be worked with?
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This is a normal post NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDDDD!

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This is a normal post You called?

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This is a normal post something about interesting artefacts

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This is a normal post Where I'm going you won't find me... for 24 hours.

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This is a normal post He was missing Tabby

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This is a normal post I heard his sister on R4 yesterday saying how worried she was
as it was so unlike him not to catch his flight and report in. She was then asked if he had gone missing before. She replied (paraphrased) "no, apart from the time he went missing for 3 months".
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This is a normal post it's great he's been found near an airstrip
Convenient
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This is a normal post I watched the BBC night news in the day of his disappearance
And their defence correspondent Frank Gardner had just left him. He didn't seem at all worried and stated that although he was in a dangerous area where the isolated tribe can be violent he was capable and had probably got caught up in a ritual which he felt obliged to attend. He was implying "calm down, he's fine"
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God-forbid Robert Mugabe turns up alive and well and President of Zimbabwe, the entire 24hour news cycle will have been for naught.
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This is a normal post I bet he was pissed off, he explicitly said "don't try and rescue me"

(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post is it technically a rescue if he just gets on a scheduled flight?

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This is a normal post If we are talking about modern explorers
that is how they do their exploring, on Easyjet.
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This is a normal post
The little rascal will soon be home to a big bowl of ice cream and smothered in hugs.
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This is a link post Makes Trump look like an amateur.
Why do people think they can do this?
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This is a normal post Awful attempts to be
LOLEDGY are hardly uncommon at that age.

I'm amused that one of them is just a shit Family Guy quote, though. Hard to spot the difference.
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This is a normal post Some struck me as mere bile
Others, as you say, loledgy.
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This is a normal post this
adding that spilt bile tends to eat away at everything before long
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This is a normal post I think Gay Times are being intolerant and failing to reflect diversity.
When is the Gay Asshole Troll community going to be appropriately represented?
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This is a normal post Because they’re young and stupid
And the internet of ten years ago was a far less public and far less accountable place.

Can you be 100% sure that your entire internet history is free of any potentially controversial posts?
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This is a normal post I'd be fucked, for one.

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This is a normal post And me
I am sure I have said something along the lines of “Fucking cunting whiney cunts. Cunting whiney fucking cunts. Go change your fucking tampon & stay the fuck out of my way.” at some point.

Possibly many points. Although I would take out the tampon bit and jimmy in more fucks and cunts.
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"BuzzFeed News found several dozen tweets between 2010 and 2015 that would shock many people." This did not happen ten years ago as you suggest.
I've said a lot of things under some kind of cloak of anonymity that I wouldn't want potential employers to know that I've said, but on a Twitter page that explicitly identifies me? Just not that stupid.
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This is a normal post Very true.
Along with that the speed at which attitudes have changed is pretty rapid. You certainly don't see posts like this on b3ta getting FP'd anymore...

www.b3ta.com/board/5619948
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That's still fucking hilarious though ..
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This is a normal post ^

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This is a normal post Yup, it still makes me smile!

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This is a normal post I often think back to simpler times,
when Gordon Brown our esteemed Prime Minister claimed to be a big fan of Little Britain. I couldn't decide what annoyed me most about said claim, its implausibility or, if true, the fact that it indicates a dire taste in comedy. Either way, that show would never get the green light today, for all manner of reasons.
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This is a normal post Yup, a hell of a lot of that show would be frowned on now.
Fat shaming, transphobia, ableism... and it was only 10 years ago.
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This is a normal post Being rude about chavs.
Owen Jones wrote a whole book about that. It was called Chavs.
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This is a normal post As long as we can still be rude about Owen Jones.
He's such a twat.
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..and chavs
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This is a normal post Yeah, I bet there's a lot of being rude about chavs in the 6th form common room at Haberdashers' Aske's.
Somewhat less inclined to be rude to their faces though I'll bet.
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This is a normal post THe whole point of public school is
you don't have to.
See also being able to hear yourself think in the classroom.
Or perhaps you think lack of self-control and early training in violence is a good thing?
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This is a normal post Pruffie seems to be pretty down on education, knowledge and research in general
You just have to look at his flat out wrong statements about the EU parliament never having rejected a proposed law to see that he can't even use google. Bless.
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This is a normal post ....he enquired, on /links.

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This is a normal post B3tas fine but a lot of us would be in trouble if we all say joined a b3ta Facebook club.

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This is a normal post You are OBSSESSED. Honestly.
It's mainly me telling Jabberwoc to kill himself & Pissflaps posting snuff. You're not missing much.
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This is a normal post possibly because they've spent their life having abuse hurled at them and react in the same way
possibly because their circle of friends talk like that and they've never questioned it.
possibly because they're devoid of empathy and are a shit human
All sorts of possible reasons
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This is a normal post Ah, so he's the victim. I knew there'd be a reason why an adult wouldn't have to take responsibility for what he did time and time again over a long period.

(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is he? how's that?
it's a list of possible explanations, not excuses
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This is a normal post "possibly because they've spent their life having abuse hurled at them and react in the same way"
Has he? If so, does that excuse his behaviour? When Kevin Spacey was rumbled was it your idea to try and mitigate by him coming out?
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This is a normal post as I said but you ignored, it's a list of "possible" explanations for his use of terrible language, not facts and certainly not excuses
but by all means keep trying
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This is a normal post It's a list of possible excuses.
But by all means, keep saying it isn't.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post so YOU see them as excuses
how are they excusing him? None of them force him to use the words he did
(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see them as excuses, but you present them as such.
Nor do I see the victimhood you project on to him with such alacrity as an excuse. Mitigation, slightly, maybe.
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This is a normal post So you don't see them as excuses now and I know they aren't
good, glad to have cleared that up for you
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This is a normal post Kthxbye

(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's an idea, next time just say what you think of him instead of telling other people what their opinions are
If you want to condemn him, be brave enough to say you do and why
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This is a normal post Er,
I posted the actual link along with a rhetorical question, I thought my condemnation, although implicit technically, was pretty obvious. Not for the first time, I have overestimated /links. If people respond when I post a link, I might respond to their response. I hope that's OK with you.
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This is a normal post It wasn't a rhetorical question, you definitely wanted people to explain his actions to you

lolseewhatIdidthere
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This is a normal post Ah, you're a mind reader are you? What star sign are you?
You really think I posted because I needed an explanation of why people behave badly on Twitter? Really? You think that unknown phenomenon of the Twitter troll had passed me by? You've lost it mate.
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This is a normal post yes, capricorn, yes, yes, yes, I know, I think it's down the back of the sofa

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This is a normal post

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This is a normal post I don't think any moral condemnation was implied
When you say "Why do people think they can do this?" it surely couldn't refer to the act itself, as thousands if not millions of people do similar without consequence at all, and it would be odd if you found his minor bitching somehow repugnant seeing as though you seem to constantly engage in online criticism and putdowns yourself, please spare me asking for examples
It seemed more likely that you were refering to his foolish belief that his previous trolling would could go undiscovered in a senior position, perhaps a fair point of misjudgement but hardly a moral condemnation. Either way it wasn't "pretty obvious" as your rather schoolboy argumentative ploy asserts "I underestimated links, they are no match for my collosal intellect. And whatever you say bounces of me and sticks to you"
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This is a normal post TL;DR

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This is a normal post

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This is a normal post Cool meme guy.
It's clever, funny and original.
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This is a normal post
See, sometimes you do understand what you sound like
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This is a normal post well I got it

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This is a normal post Thank you.
I knew he was just being obtuse, or at least feigning to be.
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This is a normal post obtuse?
you must get in to so many fights in the real world
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...that would require leaving his mum's basement
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This is a normal post saying what you're actually thinking
makes you look like a cunt. I know because it happens to me here all the time.

gay dude seems to be quite antisemitic. Which is odd.
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This is a normal post Fucking hell, can everyone stop getting fucking offended please?
And concentrate on real criminals who have committed real crimes?

if you don't like the guy, don't buy his magazine or read his tweets.

He's clearly not funny or intelligent but he's not the worst cunt out there at the moment.
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No, clearly that's Zoella. Whoever she is.
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This is a normal post She sounds like a brand of antidepressant.
But I suspect she has quite the opposite effect. I haven't googled her to find out, though.
I've reached the point where everybody under 30ish generally irritate me to the point of exhaustion.
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Sounds more like a contraceptive pill
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This is a normal post *runs in*
Hey hey......what's going on? My "FUCKING OBVIOUS FALSE DICHOTOMY" alarm was going crazy.
[edit] not to mention your fallacy of relative privation at the end too.
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This is a normal post maybe he was pissed

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This is a normal post For five years? It's possible.

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This is a normal post it's the dream

(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a nightmare.
Or so I read.
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This is a normal post because they want praise and validation from their peer group
yet fail to think beyond that
(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you're getting praise and validation for being a cunt,
you're going to love /talk.
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This is a normal post lol gay

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This is a normal post UPDATE: He's been sacked.
So there you go. If you're going to be LOLEDGY, do it behind an anonymous username on a puerile digital arts forum, not under your own name on twitter.
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This is a normal post You mean you aren't really called Tab Hunter?

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This is a normal post Indded not, Mr Evil Legion.
And further, the way I present myself here does not actually reflect how I am in real life.
The incongruity having confused people at bashes in the past. To the extent that at the last bash [redacted] thought I was fucking [redacted]! The cunt.
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This is a normal post [garidead] [Prufrock]
These things will happen if you wear a badge with someone else's name on it. b3ta.com/links/1446842
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This is a normal post Tbh, I was unaware that I was wearing a badge, until people started shouting "Cunt!" at me.

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This is a normal post The scales are falling from my eyes!

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This is a normal post Don't tell him Pike!

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This is a normal post How do I change my username?

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This is a normal post Well he could always become a Labour party candidate.

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This is a normal post Aye. There's a vacancy in Bradford...

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This is a normal post Just saw that, allowed to resign instead of facing an investigation.
Dents still holding on though.
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This is a normal post Nah, he's not flat out saying he 'grabbed them by the cock'.
He's just being led on by Stern.
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This is a normal post Howard Stern could lead Churchill into admitting hankypanky with Mother Theresa.
During D day.
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This is a normal post I heard that every time he did it he'd say "Set phasers to cum!"

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This is a normal post Fuck it. I'm well into the Captain Morgan's and Sunny D now.
SHOW ME!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V3t-cJ50Og
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This is a normal post And I don't remember seeing this before:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCbwuBrXpQQ
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This is a link post Alice Cooper. With the surviving members of the Alice Cooper band. Live in Leeds
I am so looking forward to tomorrow night. :D
Jealous /linkstards? Yeah, you are. And I know you are.
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This is a normal post Saw him on Sunday at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow.
It were brilliant!
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This is a normal post HUZZAH!
:D
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This is a normal post Also, you know, I didn't actually believe he got his wife dancing on stage again for about three tours.
I mean, he had his daughter Calico doing it for Brutal Planet, Dragontown, (Damn she looked good as a zombie Britney Spears) Eyes and Last Temptation, and then when he started to introduce Nurse Sheryl again I just assumed it was some new dancer, nope it's really Sheryl Cooper.
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This is a normal post MOAR! I heard nobody at all except the voices in my head say, and gave no fuck at all.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RWPnxP2KUo
:D
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This is a normal post Bloody hell, he make Mick Jagger look like a teenager!

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This is a normal post You know what planearm?
I actually gave up on Alice for a couple of tours, kept buying the LPs, but refused to see him live because I reckoned he was past it. This was after the Dragontown tour, which was the exact same stageshow as Brutal Planet apart from two songs. There were three medelys, two extended drum solos and he spent about 45 minutes of the two hour show offstage. Then had the fucking liberty to come back on and do a few fucking star jumps as a "LOOK HOW FIT I AM!" before covering a Who song. I said at the time "Fuck this, I paid to see Alice fucking cooper, not his hired band play instrumentals and then a fucking Who song. If I want to see the Who I'll go see the fucking Who.
Couple of years later I'm at a festival. Crushed down the front to see TWISTED. FUCKING. SISTER. After them I'm going to go to the other stage to watch System Of A Down. TS finish and I'm just about sober enough to realise I'm never going to get from where I am (Smooshed up against the front barrier) to the main stage in time to get a decent view. On comes Alice with his new show.
Fucking LOVED it. And he's had the decency to put on slightly different shows every year since. HUZZAH!
:D

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This is a normal post He's probably taking viagra.

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This is a normal post Just got back from seeing him in Manchester
Ace gig. Good to see the old timers wheeled out at the end :D
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post And I'm really looking forward to see these guys do this again:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ6nmpmQKZs

I mean I haven't seen them live since May. That's like a rilly long time not to hear around twelve minutes of pure Goth excess, right?
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This is a normal post Also:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGaRqCF8ueA
:D
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This is a normal post Loaded out the show in Manchester, was stage right for the end of the set.

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This is a normal post Still drinking and listening to Paranormal here.
Gonna be waaaaay up in the back right hand side at Wembley. N13. Fucking should have bought the damn ticket myself, but noooo, my frigging sister had to get it as my birthday present and then wait for fucking months before actually buying one.
:(

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This is a link post Christmas dinner is sorted!

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This is a normal post I'm assuming that the £2.60 Chritmas Pizza for one from Asda comes with a free packet of razorblades and/or a bottle of paracetamol.
Related: Is Stockport Asda going to be stocking them?
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This is a normal post I'll take four.
Do they deliver?
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe the Takeaway Beef Kebab pizza would be more to sir's liking...
(yes, Asda sells them...)
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This is a normal post ^ BAN TABS! BAN HIM NOW! THAT'S AWFUL BULLYING! LOOK!

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This is a normal post This raises issues of companies using the Bible story to sell products

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This is a normal post *throws money at screen*

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This is a normal post Is your screen alright?
Hope it wasn't a load of coins
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This is a normal post I’ll serve it alongside the cheesy chilli nacho dip.

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This is a normal post I know I may come across as a bit Karl Pilkington saying this, for those that have listened to the podcasts...

... but perhaps we've got to the stage where we've created everything that we need to for Christmas? Do we really need to go this far? My wife said she saw cranberry toilet bleach in Tesco. Every year Jamie's come up with yet more recipes for Christmas. Christmas dinner, Christmas pudding, sweets and booze. Why push the envelope every fucking year?

Humbug, etc.
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This is a normal post We have to push the envelope at christmas
because otherwise how do we find out if aunty Annie has put any money in it?
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This is a link post Can't we have ANY fun these days?
I am so bored.
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This is a normal post I have never been into a Greggs
but I think I will now.
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This is a normal post You are Jeremy Corbyn, AICMFP.

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This is a normal post Looking forward to their Hamadan slices.

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This is a normal post Bebby Jebus luvz teh porkz
www.snafflingpig.co.uk/products/pork-crackling-scratching-advent-calendar
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This is a normal post This also raises issues of companies using the Bible story to sell products

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I am often impressed with the levels of inappropriateness in relation to the fable. I own a disney nativity set with baybee jebus represented by a pig in a nappy :)
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Endorsed.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Using Christmas for commercial gain?
How awful!
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This is a normal post This
in spades!!!!
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This is a normal post It's offensive because
Jesus' sausage didn't have a carapace up to the end.
I almost have a joke.
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This is a normal post What is it with Marketing these days?
What with Kendal Jenner Pepsi Protest and Fillet o Fish Dead Dad is there some sort of requirement to be controversial? Or are they just fuckwits?
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This is a normal post ^^^

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Requirement to be controversial? Yes.
Just fuckwits? No, fuckwits that are good at their jobs.

They have got a mention on BBC News. Something that money can't buy.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think this was intended as some kind of edgy controversy?
Or is it more likely to be a case of "We need a Christmas themed calendar eh? Er, I dunno, find a nativity scene and photoshop a pasty or something into it, that'll do yeah!?"
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus spelled backwards
is susej.

Coincidence?
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post witchcraft!

(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would respect them more
if the headline was `Greggs NOT sorry for replacing jesus with a sausage roll. "It was hilarious, get a sense of humour, buy a sausage roll"`
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post the irony is that Greggs sausage rolls sell themselves

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's going to make selling McDonalds my "Crucifries" idea even harder

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should have doubled down and done Mary as a Jam Doughnut...with a leaking jammy hole

(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Greggs should be ashamed of themselves for substituting Jesus with a sausage roll in a nativity scene.
It obviously should have been a Festive Bake.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't help but feel
that some of you are taking the piss out of our Lord & Savoury. Heh heh, nicked that off Twitter.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a link post The ice cream kid in Terminator I made this!
The true villain of the piece.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ice cream kid was always my favourite bit.
As child I once attempted to emulate him in a restaurant, but instead of the congratulations and praise for my flawless live-action execution of a reference to a popular piece of topical mass media, everyone started shouting and we had to leave immediately before I got to eat any more of my pudding.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post We should have left you the tip kid
Always worth a go I guess
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pat Sharp was in Terminator!!!

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post No that was just a nasty lie spread by Barrymore and King, jealous that they didn't get into the muscle butt of a T1000

(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Deadpool 2 teaser
sadly lacking in little critters
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 14:41, , Reply)
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hugs not drugs
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can tell
they are fully aware that the people who will see the film, will see the film no matter what they put in the trailers.

So why not pretend to be bob ross?

Looks like we see Cable in the next one, that should be fun.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vince Cable?

(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes
They are really pushing the boat out for this one. Vince cable is sent back from the future with all the knowledge that entails, fitted with cybernetic parts, in order to stop brexit.

Unfortunately he is sent to the wrong country, and after brexit. And all the knowledge about the past is related to brexit and how to stop it. Of course he sounds exactly the same, banging on about how it could have been stopped if he had the chance.

This leads to hilarious escapades with Deadpool where the old politicians knowledge of internal british politics thwarts Deadpool at every turn.

It is like a more violent and funny version of "Yes, minister"
(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a link post over 102 million views

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Highly illogical.

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is relevant to my interests.

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Young boys are relevant to your interests?

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post you find that contoversial round here?

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was unsure if it was meant as a question or an an offer

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post looking for trade love?
Hop in then.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Barge Boyz I made this!
Don't mess about on the canal because we'll tell you right off.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace stuff as usual

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post ta

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post lulz
please let John John (who is Elton John's "brother") know that none of us knows what to cook for dinner. he should cook something for us again. asking for a friend.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 19:35, , Reply)
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I'll fetch him his apron.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post if it's just a head...it's too late
lols. ace. Where do I sign up to be in Barge Vice?
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.facebook.com/groups/373544999750290/
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR BARGE BOYZ vs SOMALI PIRATES!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
(Nice pratfalling - I bet you both had the shits for a month!).
(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 0:23, , Reply)
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I am still itching. Although that maybe because of my kids' knits.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:55, , Reply)
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What mysteries of the deep is this shadowy "Barge Boyz" organisation (Cult!!) covering up? We need to know what they are hiding at the bottom of the river. Highly suspicious at 1:50!!!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 8:28, , Reply)
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There is a mystery to be solved this Saturday. Fear not. Will have a solution by Sunday (/ next week).
(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Lava vid / flat Earth comment reminded me of this
Heard on Oh No Ross and Carrie podcast this week
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol.
I enjoyed that.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very weird
Rather enjoyed the rapping, music n stuff but he was spouting utter wank.

Is he a parody act?

not listened to Ross and Carrie.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ant rap that includes the Van Allen Belt gets my vote!

(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a link post World Order - Have a nice day

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post So that's where that gif is from

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't wait to go to Japan.
I bet that shit happens everyday.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was...
...one of the few batshit crazy japanese things that i've been able to watch and enjoy all the way through. I wish them well.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post And I raise you...
https://youtu.be/sez9ki-OvhE
(, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 1:44, , Reply)
This is a link post The Death of the Hermit I made this!

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a link post As it is slow...man very obviously commits suicide news
RIP and all for his friends and family and all but the clue has to be "No, I'm going alone without phone or GPS and if I should go missing, don't bother!"
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a bit of "Oates" about that tweet for sure.

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think he ran into a man eater?

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh those kids in the Hall...

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, I have this fantasy
But instead of committing suicide, I get a bit of peace and quiet and a good night's sleep.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post he'll emerge in a few weeks with a book to sell

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah.
Having met the man, attended talks by him & read his books I would say that this isn't out of chatracter/his modus orperandi.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=omLvvChxTho
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm gonna click "I like this!" but you're still a prick.

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jeebus, that was awful.

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Allen, from Bristol
Of course he is. Most people in this town are nutters.

You have to go to places like Borneo just to find somewhere that feels slightly more dodgy.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's ended up as a three course jungle meal.

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"Low moment: Eating his own dog to survive"
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a link post What did one pigeon say to the other?

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 7:43, , Reply)
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Finding it really hard to give a single shit about this...its the equivalent of finding out the 90yr old down the road is having problems with his Hillman Imp. I am sure they will work it out and lets face it how can it be worse...don't answer that.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 8:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post My mate had a Hillman Imp years ago,
a thing of great beauty (car, not mate).
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Part of me is hoping they'll get their act together and actually have a fair and democratic government working in the best interests of the people.
But I doubt it.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well if we can't manage it...

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the idea that Mugabe lives down the way from you,
and occasionally pootles past in a 60s classic.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:56, , Reply)
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If he did he would have his own face painted on all the doors. I noticed in a previous public appearance him and his wife were sporting matching suits that were a collage of his own face...bonkers!
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post This thing? It's certainly a statement.

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's his face on that then? Oh wait, yeah, I can see it. Subtle.

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon he's died and the military have taken the initiative

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Sensing some outrageous "Weekend at Mugabe's" classic comedy action.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha ffs

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
Also: Would watch that.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
or "What about Bob?" ?
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Which one of you.....etc
Good to know he had a happy ending.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 7:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointed that the police stole the punwriting
from the journalist.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 7:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post sgt tangye obv played by frankie howerd

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post The guy was in stationary traffic
that is hardly going to cause a multiple car pileup or result in him driving over a pedestrian at 90mph.

They just wanted to make him embarrassed for looking at porn.

Let he who is without sin etc...
(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post The plod tell him to pull off at the next junction?

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least he didn't come to a sticky end.

(, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 12:16, , Reply)

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