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This is a link post trumpinoneword.com
A website where you describe Trump with one word and find out what others thought. 37 people agreed with my choice of "egoist". 1701 others went with "cunt"
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 2:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It seems like Americans are just discovering the word cunt. To them it seems for fresh and exciting

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post is the idea to get the most or the least number?
some of the rare ones are quite amusing.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 15 Nov 2017, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the idea is simply to enjoy joining in.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got a googlewhack with 'bewigged'

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post 49 other people spelled 'narcissist' the same wrong way I did...
"235 other people also used the word Cockwomble"
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 other people also used the word perfidious

(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post 112 agreed with my choice of 'Bellend'

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!
"239 other people also used the word cockwomble".
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fragrant
One other person. The sick bastard

Edit: Though knob-head was unique \o/
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a link post The lost sheep
no New Zealand jokes please......
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting vocal
I thought the audio was a bit woolly though
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post tup of the pops material

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not that great really
A bit me-e-eh
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 6:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Slaughterbots
Fucking terrifying because it's actually going to happen.
(strongp, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post motorbike helmet
you're welcome
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or face paint.
No despot wants to accidentally kill a tiger.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
They could also be programmed to attack the testicles though
 (Sherbs, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post codpiece
you're welcome
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or a helmet helmet.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're doomed.
If this is true TED-style talks are here to stay.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most terrifying thought arising from this video

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worrying
Most, fuck it - ALL of this technology exists right now. Just needs someone to nail it all together.
Take my advice - invest in EMP weapons, it's your only hope.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can make a rudimentary emp cannon by jamming a microwave open and adding a wave guide.
You just need a very long flex if you want to leave the house.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top Tip

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 14 Nov 2017, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like this
Some of the facts in this video are bollocks. Do not try this at home, work may be a better bet.

Never interfere with natural selection
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post how did the flying monkeys die at the end of the wizard of oz?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they caught colds or something.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought they died from the bad sids

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. That was Nancy

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's fine. If it get's out of hand we'll just send a guy back in time
to blow up the drone factory and fuck his mate's mum.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I was the bad guys i'd send bloke made out of mercury to kill
their kid. I reckon when he's about 13 years old. There's nothing you could do to stop that.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay. Well, we'll just make one of the bad guys a good guy and send him back to stop the mercury man.
And then that's the end of it! Nothing else happens after that. Just leave it alone.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't we send a chick with inflatable tits back to...
... no, never mind, that's a shit idea.
 (SonofRojBlake, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post See also Black Mirror

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 14 Nov 2017, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anything that will rid my social media streams of stupid whining slack-ti-vists videos
can't be a bad thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus christ. this is bad.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 14 Nov 2017, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post In totally unrelated news facial recognition seems to be working on black faces now.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, like fuck am I signing up to whatever petition this website has on it
it'll be used as the first list of targets when this goes live
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I for one welcome our new explosive hexcopter overlords

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Cannae wait
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the
back of the head through a bobble-hat recognition was especially clever. I shall doff a trilby, and be safe.
 (TSL, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Runaway has always been my favourite bit of near futurist exploration!
Gene Simmons should have been presenting this!
The technology differs in the detail, but the assumption that someone is going to use it to do ill to their fellows in new and original ways is spot-on!
 (Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 6:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Cave lion cub in perfect yet dead condition found in Siberia

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
Clone it right up.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect yet dead!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol at how upset everyone is in the comments

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post doesn't look perfect. looks like a soft toy the dog's already had a go at

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post cloning has my vote
stuffed cave lion quad copters could become a thing
 (macroscian (1 like), Tue 14 Nov 2017, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post no humanism :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 7:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Cuts finger*
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 15 Nov 2017, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off, we all know that real lions look like this:
i2.wp.com/tropdublog.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/djur17.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 15 Nov 2017, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nicely.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Flat earth conference
How can anyone be so fucking thick?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 14 Nov 2017, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
They've had a lot of practice?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've certainly had a lot of practice.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Probably imaginary foreign monsters or liberals - Pruffie is a very sensitive soul
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop chatting shit, I roll with the punches, now get back in your safe space.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Aaaw yes, you're so big and brave

 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Frockie!

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looking good TACFC...

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dini!

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty strong correlation between being thick and being very religious.
I like the woman at the end who went to the coast with a ruler. Never once did she wonder why ships disappear over the horizon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post The ships question is very easy to answer.
Every sailor is an Illuminati soldier sworn to keep the secret. When they get to the edge they paint the ship to blend in with the sky. They disappear. This is why you don't see canal barges on the open ocean. It has nothing to do with the instability of a barge on the sea but is in fact because the intricate drawings of roses on the sides of barges are impossible to cover up. Wake up sheepie! Your so called science can't answer everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Catnippppp, how we miss you and your bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was bullshit??
Why am I just finding this out now :(
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I knew it!
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post And what are the illuminati doing once they get to the edge?
Firming up against the firmament?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That i don't know.
But as they are mostly sailors i'd imagine a lot of bumming
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes sense.
If you were going to have a massive bumathon you wouldn't want to hold it where Christians could ruin your fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
Being pressured not to question or think clearly, just accept what you are told, helps.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Nov 2017, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I wonder whether they think the sun is flat too.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 14 Nov 2017, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Acatually it looks like a great conference.
Worth travelling to even if you live halfway around the world very far away.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Almost all human knowledge at their fingertips these days but they just choose to talk to other mentals
Well done internet
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
/talk
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post It wouldn't surprise me if proportionately more people thought the world was flat than round
now than at any time in the past.
Woo! progress.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post They say people used to think the earth was flat.
My guess is that probably almost no-one thought that because almost no-one would even have bothered to consider to themselves what shape it was at all.

They probably considered if this patch of land was going to grow a fucking bean or if they were going to die of hunger.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post the ancient greeks not only knew that the earth was round
but also knew the circumference!

they did it by digging wells. perfectly straight wells.
in different places. then at the same time they would measure how far the shadow of the well itself went down. from that information they knew the curvature.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 14 Nov 2017, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eristothenes did it with sticks, not wells.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheapskate.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was trying to tell a flat earther that if the earth were flat we could see Mount Everest from Los Angeles.
He said that there was too much air, so we couldn't see that far. I am convinced that the dumbing down of the human race is nearly complete.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post You haven't been in a town recently have you?
smog and climate scientists block the view.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now I'm imagining gangs of huge climate scientists walking around hassling people.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe in the Flattish Earth theory

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post The bigger a planet is, the flatter it is.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a link post An honest review of Zoella's £50 advent calendar (NSFW cos of rude words) NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post christ

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know who Zoella is but her calendar is utter shit.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still £25 too much

(Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its basically the same as a premium
Pack of crackers... ie 12quid... and even then its over priced.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 8:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post "advent calendar... only has 12 doors"
FFS
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Kent - Velvet
For some reason, this song popped into my head this morning. Top song from a top album.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Sydney Ferries took a vote to name their latest vessel.
It might be an old joke now, but at least they had the balls to through with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post The internet needs to get out more.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's democracy gone mad

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you mean
Votey McVoteface
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Reply McReplyface
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ilikethis McIlikethisface

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Strewthy McStrewthface

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post twats

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would have called it Godmother

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a link to some Sydney DJ
www.2gb.com/podcast/maritime-staff-furious-over-ferry-mcferryface/

He bangs on about this for nearly 12 minutes where he states that nothing was named Boaty McBoatface (wrong) then says call it Wiggles, call it what you like. (They did). What a terrible morning show having to listen to this twat
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a link post November 13th

(cescpistol, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this how gay is formed

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Mr Happy

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tell him, Pike!

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post In these times
of memes and parodies and remakes, I fully expected it to be some parody yet to my pleasant surprise it was the actual mr happy I remember from my childhood.

As I watch it now, it seems the atmosphere in happy land is NO2 from the effect it has on all the inhabitants.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 2:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*cough* N2O *cough*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Nov 2017, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not *really* very good mental health advice, is it?
Mr M- [redacted] responded well to treatment at first, but may be displaying symptoms of bipolar disorder.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Quiller TV Theme Music
I loved this tune thingy when I were a kid.
I got it confused just now with the theme for Van Der Valk ( Eye Level: www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_ZSaxF63Gs ) whilst trying to talk my Mum down from how he (VDV) showed what a bunch of bastards the Swedish are (he's Dutch). Still, yesterday she was shouting about how they got Stonehenge all wrong.
Anyway....tldr, anyone got a good disco remix of Eye Level?...
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, I haven't heard that in decades.
So, so good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
There's a Pans People version,,,, if you need help getting to sleep.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tabby's more of a Legs and Co kinda guy
I'd imagine
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Alright Grandad, back to your Beat Girls with ya www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d334fABJMA
I'll fetch the bedpan
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 6:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loving the Quiller theme
As far as Eye Level goes, we used to sing a very happy clappy hymn to that tune at primary school, which is now stuck in my head so thanks for that!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 6:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Sorry. I haven't got that.
Though I do now have Lord of the Dance, so thanks for that yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice tune that
 (Sherbs, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It set me off
New Avengers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=btLAKyw75n8
full on 70s Tomorrows World www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XDhCgd_1WU

I resisted Joe 90 and The Persuaders
so to speak
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a link post MayBot is an AI which perfectly mimcs the British Prime Minister, Theresa May I made this!
Indistinguishable from the real PM
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where can I get tickets for Gorbachev's psychobilly band?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they are too anarchic to have tickets
you just have to be lucky enough to be around when they start playing and jumping around and screaming without any warning. usually in swimming pools, libraries, hospital wards etc
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post And yet when I do that everyone starts going on about that restraining order :(

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah fuck them
you should smear your blood and faeces in their faces when they complain
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 13 Nov 2017, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
when they complain
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post fair point
well made
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post *makes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post best if you film it
I'd like to see the results of your efforts if that's ok
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uncanny. The only thing that gives it away is the lack of coughing.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm yes
i didn't think to program it to cough. next version maybe.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 13 Nov 2017, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brexit means choughs.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are they tight?
Did nuns own them?
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Nov 2017, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
CaC
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't fool me. I detect genuine concern. FAKE!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post In research, people wrongly identified the real PM as a bot just as often
as the actual bot
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post We've identified the problem. It's everyone.
Except for us.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blatantly fake.
The real one would just repeat the same phrase over and over with a few of the words in a different order.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA FOOLED YOU
BECAUSE THIS IS FOOTAGE OF THE REAL MEAT PM!

or is it?

YES!

By which I mean no.

OR DO I?

yes.

WELCOME TO THE WILDERNESS OF MIRRORS!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how much of this shite is
pay-rolled by the Labour party. and vise versa.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 13 Nov 2017, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's certainly turned me

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post turned you what?

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Japanese-ah, I really think so.

(gijoel, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 Nov 2017, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post not this one
that's for sure
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 Nov 2017, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't this in the last newsletter?
And we all know how long ago that was?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOU SILLY SOD.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 15 Nov 2017, 0:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Findom (Financial Domination) - Getting aroused by submitting control of your finances to an alpha female.
For once, I know this isn't any of you lot, because we're all fucking skint in this place...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Nov 2017, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post A woman who takes all your money?
That's called a wife.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOLs!
(but don't tell Mrs Varmint)
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Or ex.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 13 Nov 2017, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got away in time.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Nov 2017, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Lido Pimienta gig review.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Brilliant...I do hope this happens at all of her gigs until non-oppressed people get the message.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 13 Nov 2017, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post she is half Canadian, see 1995 Employment Equity Act
enforced positive discrimination
they love it
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never heard of her.
Though having googled her music I can say as a white man I would be more than happy to move to the back of the venue, or more preferably to a different venue.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be with Benny and Dinny right at the front doing silent jazz hands so as not to intimidate anyone by clapping.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You mean you'll be at the front protesting her with your skinhead EDL mates
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post There she is!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post presumably blacked-up in full drag

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leave Dinny alone, that's just how zie rolls.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm...
If @LidoPimienta's "POC to the front" call makes you angry, question why that is.

Myself it is because I am against any form of segregation, whether it is white males at the back of the hall or rosa parks at the back of the bus.

Why does segregation not make you angry this time?

Is it because this time it is segregation in your favour?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a link post 'Bear specialists with Montana Fish, Wildlife, and Parks have been busy lately
managing grizzly bears.'
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a link post H&S: STOP THE DROP
3/4 of the way through 3 weeks of OPITO and H&S classes for Offshore work.
The characters are all too real!
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post gone mad!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 13 Nov 2017, 11:14, , Reply)

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