There's a school reunion thing happening on Facebook
I know this because the few people I kept in contact with have status updates of 'going' and 'maybe', that kind of thing. I haven't been invited. This is either sad as fuck or really fucking great. [Would you go to/have you been to] a school reunion?

Alt: If you order a pizza from you local pizza place does it come with a little pot of sauce for dipping the crusts in? What sauce is best for crust dipping? Always seems to be garlic-mayo round here.

Altalt: Do you still buy CD's ?(I wont say vinyl as that'd make you either a smelly dinosaur or a cunt (or both)) What was the last one you bought?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:21, 140 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning all
Good weekend?

What does this week hold in store for you?


Alt:
Rubbish inventions
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 8:53, 232 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Howdy
Hi guys and gals, I haven't been back here for yeeeeears so thought I'd stick my head in and see how everyone is?
(I bet nobody remembers me anymore - boo).
What's new?
(LucyVanPelt, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:20, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

York- beautiful but deeply boring.
Is there a dichotomy regarding the town or city you live in?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 10:12, 20 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Saturday Nights
What did you used to do before you got stuck inside, as it were?

Workings must be shown.

Alt: have you eaten yet? Was it nice?

Alt:alt Word magazine has gone, what will I do now?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 20:40, 33 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Pops the putz got himself an ipad and a date
They say good things come in threes, what should we all hope he gets next?

Alt:where the Fuck is everyone?

Alt.alt: what was your favorite childhood sweet?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:49, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Die Hard is on. Bloody brilliant movie.
Movie thread? Or not, whatever.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:24, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evening thread!
THERE WILL BE NO, I REPEAT NO, MOANING OR COMPLAINING OF OTHER B3TANS AS IT'S FUCKING DULL. NO COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SHIT OFFTOPIC IS EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL HERE EVERY FUCKING DAY AND DON'T DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT NOT SHIT. JUST CALL EACH OTHER A CUNT AND HAVE A LAUGH FFS.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:13, 315 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

predictable weekend thread
that doesn't even have a fucking question in it. HA!
that's a reflection of the shit i don't give.
talk amongst yourselves.

alt: oh alright then. you can touch it. but no teeth

alt alt: finally! a question! what happened to this place?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:17, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck that shit
non-bbc news link stolen from the newsletter www.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/london/streatham/2182517/
Fuck me, stick with it.

Alt: Weekend plans?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:53, 231 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, we've all finished picking on the class flid now, have we?
I've been making stuff all week, for my mum's 60th birthday next Wednesday. Some of it is really quite good. I'm all proud and stuff.

What was the last thing you made / did / achieved that made you all tell-the-world proud?

Alt: why should we pick on you instead of CQ? Is it because you're a frightful bender, or because you touch yourself while looking at pictures of Monty's lustrous locks? Are the kind of dribbling imbecile that can't tie their own shoelaces? You disgust me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:23, 267 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Regional accents.
Do you think these are an impairment to advancement? I've been asked to speak "less |Northern" before, but as I was brought up in Yorkshire, and live in Manchester, it's a bit awkward.
Alt. Film release you're looking forward to this year? Mine is the new Batman one.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:21, 122 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Where are you fuckers?
So, the Pulled Pork I've been raving over turns out to come from the Pit Cue Co that Monts was talking about yesterday. I can confirm, therefore, that the people he said had been raving about it were correct. It's fokkin lush.

That's not a question, is it?

Also I think CQ is having some sort of breakdown. Or more likely he was just drunk and beligerent last night, but I was forced, forced I tell you, to take the harshest sanction known to all mankind on his grumpy arse and...gasp...blocked him from FB. I now know I can take whatever hard decisions life throws at me and make them without blinking. If you ever need a life support machine turned off, I'll help out. For some of you I'd be delighted to so.

OK, that's not a question either.

Um...what's your favourite flavour Angel Delight?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:44, 127 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Just for Jeffers. Here is a new thread. Happy now?
alt: Am I the only person who leaves music on when I sleep. Quiet like!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:27, 83 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evening all
I have tomorrow off, do you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:13, 270 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Food trends
We've seen a boom in Mexican food in the past year or two and now I'm noticing Scandinavian food getting 'mad props'.

I put it to you that this move is due not due to the excellence and especially tasty nature of the cuisine but because food journalists are jaded and bored and need something new to get excited about. It looks like OK grub but nothing to have a wank about.

Which nation or region's food is criminally overlooked and which is overrated? I like Thai a lot but think it's extremely limited.

Alt: smegging smeg you smeg-head!!!! LOL!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:48, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

ITS INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY TODAY
WHAT'S THE BEST THING TO SAY IN CAPS ONLINE?!?!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:44, 188 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Cover the monitors in lunch by offering your finest sweary words
Make us spit lunch at the monitor by offering up your swearyest words for lunchy amusement.

Alt- what have you just spat at the monitor today

Altalt - why aren't you bunking off in the sun?
( b3tz, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:45, 124 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hey everyone! Hey, over here! Yeah, over here! That's right!
So, this whole things getting a bit tired and repetitive so let's not bother trying to mix it up at all and keep wheeling out the same old tired threads talking about how funny it is that Monty is a drug addled homeless pauper, Swipe is a big fat desperate sweaty mess who lusts after homosexuals, Barry is a thieving scumbag and Naked Ape is a spastic.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:40, 99 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I watched an episode of Men Behaving Badly last night
Which two men would you like to see behaving badly in a shitcom?

Alt: What's the best method for hiding the stench of alcohol on your breath?

Altalt: Women's tennis, do you mind the grunts?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:26, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well that thread is over it seems. Just as I got involved, which is typical.

When did you last kill a conversation/party/event stone dead?

Alt: I watched 120 minutes of shit football last night and didn't even get the pleasure of seeing Ronaldo miss a penalty at the end of it. Why is your life pathetic and disappointing?

AltAlt: Pulled Pork box twice in one week, is that too much? And is it bad that I've been thinking about it since I woke up?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:25, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think perhaps the best move here is simply to pretend that you didn't see Monty begging outside the Trocadero
he knows you saw him, you know he knows, but if we all pretend it didn't happen then it'll be less embarrassing, ok?

Where is your least favourite place on earth?

alt: Why are you such a snob?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:24, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think perhaps the best move here is simply to pretend that Plumdozer's shit thread doesn't exist.
So, morning. I'm v tired today, was up til half two with our visitor. He's going to the British Museum today: it's my favourite place on earth. Where is yours?

Alt: Bruce Springsteen: WHY?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:27, 260 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Would you rather play as Skaven or Space Marines?
Share your Warhammer 40,000 banter right here.

Alt- how much of a Boner-Part is Battered?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 7:23, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Anyone "normal" about? No Hartley Hare, you do not count.
Alt: Is it time to move on from B3ta?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:53, 60 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck this shit yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:12, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Why would you bother deleting that piece of shit thread?
Alt: I don't know. The worst thing you've ever seen.
( Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:40, 105 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Unless you are some sort of music bore that rthread is fucking shit
I have never owned a vinyl record, what have you never owned that people might be surprised at. no, I'm not surprised you've never owned deodrant.

alt: My wife's cousin is datintg some actor of telly and films, what is your tenuous link to the world of celebrity?

altalt: I saw Monty's car this morning, it had a sticker on the back saying "Zombie response unit" I loled HARD, bumper stickers eh?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:17, 165 replies, latest was 12 years ago)