Man or Woman, or panda?
From the General election: Other / Spoilt ballot challenge. See all 186 entries (closed)
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From the General election: Other / Spoilt ballot challenge. See all 186 entries (closed)
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hmm
with regard to 17 - what if I happen to like sports tits? It isn't mandatory, is it?
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:33,
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Pah, your rules suck
I have no problems with ladies of a lesser upper-torso-ampleness. At least they don't complain about having bad backs.
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:39,
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Ivor Cutler's advice on this matter was simple, yet profound.
Ladies with large breasts, try wearing a rucksack to balance things out.
edit: No, it wasn't 'balance things out' it was something more like 'to stop yourself falling over'.
Whatever it was, it was considerably funnier than I have managed to convey here. Sorry.
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:44,
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edit: No, it wasn't 'balance things out' it was something more like 'to stop yourself falling over'.
Whatever it was, it was considerably funnier than I have managed to convey here. Sorry.
i'd rather have a bad back again
i've been there, tribs, i know what it's like
*eyes empty-wallet boobs sadly*
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:45,
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*eyes empty-wallet boobs sadly*
Get helium balloons installed
All the ampleness, none of the trouble.
Plus, should anyone deign to suckle at your teats, they'll get a funny high-pitched voice.
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:48,
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Plus, should anyone deign to suckle at your teats, they'll get a funny high-pitched voice.
Just fill a couple of condoms with sick and glue them to your chest.
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:51,
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It's always the weekend when you have prophylactics filled with vomit attached to your person!
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:56,
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Should I ever meet my HH-sized ex again
I shall inform her thus.
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:50,
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But, but...
I don't think I like plastic tits.
I'm curious to see what they might feel like, but only out of idle curiosity.
How can it be erotic to fondle bags of silicone?
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:42,
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I'm curious to see what they might feel like, but only out of idle curiosity.
How can it be erotic to fondle bags of silicone?
they're meant to be very realistic nowadays
i may find out one day
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:46,
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i may just get them lifted
anything would be better than the way they look now
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:50,
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you just put this crap pun in my head
and i also found this; images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21569.jpg
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:57,
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and i also found this; images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21569.jpg
And the national anthem to be replaced by the theme from "Dogtanian and the Muskehounds"
since it promotes team spirit and being prepared and stuff. Unlike the current anthem which encourages crushing rebellious Scots and stuff like that.
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:35,
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It's also the most depressing anthem ever
especially when compared with the Italian one
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:38,
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George Michael wrote a song about crashing his Italian moped
"Careless Vespa".
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:41,
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It would be better if they changed it to:
the rebellious scotch, just to really annoy them.
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:43,
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In that case, you should really watch this.
Stewart Lee deriding William Wallace (Wallis?), live in Glasgow.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4
edit: maybe just save the link, it's a bit long and there's also a part two, but it is very good.
I think Stewart Lee is the funniest man ever.
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:47,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4
edit: maybe just save the link, it's a bit long and there's also a part two, but it is very good.
I think Stewart Lee is the funniest man ever.
Hahahaha!
Although only an englishman would spend all that time considering his own national identity like that :P
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:53,
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An excess of Scotch whisky and Scotch pies can lead to a rebellion of one's innards, I suspect
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:52,
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mmm, mystery meat
If only I wasn't a vegetarian, I could sample one of these delights, complete with 7.5mm hole.
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:05,
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15b
I saw some reasonably amusing films of someone 'reclaiming' that phrase and approaching people saying things along the lines of:
'I'm not being racist, but what time does this shop close?'. So I think it should be allowed under certain circumstances.
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:39,
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'I'm not being racist, but what time does this shop close?'. So I think it should be allowed under certain circumstances.
10 and 25 are from a different board.
7 should be cock tuesdays
and Barry is not jesus. Barry is a small shellfish.
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:50,
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and Barry is not jesus. Barry is a small shellfish.
i know that 9, 11, 17 and 24a are all original
because they're all mine
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:52,
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cup-a-soup
was all i could eat at that time and i knew my boobs were going to shrink
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:04,
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I have the strangest memory that I was responsible for 3 (the hat one). But my memory is terrible, so I may be making this up...
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:13,
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i seem to remember
a conversation about flapjacks with fake honey
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:15,
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haha, cretin
That word had almost slipped from my vocabulary, I will try to use it more now that you have reminded me.
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:08,
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It's good, but I think combining it with a swear weakens it.
I'd go for 'blithering nincompoop'.
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:15,
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I never found that to be at all inclusive.
about the only thing there with which I agree is the cunting in the fuck.
then again, a lot of the daytime b3tans are total arsehats
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 3:29,
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then again, a lot of the daytime b3tans are total arsehats
Is number 10...
Compusory watching of Bo Derek running dwn the beach?
DE-RIS
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 6:00,
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