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[challenge entry] Nyom nom nom

From the Educational Posters For Doctors challenge. See all 201 entries (closed)

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# O_o
You misspelled "the"
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# The COFFEE fountain!
A novel new way to dink your morning coffee
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# haha
imagine all the option buttons though?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# *dink*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# BLOIK
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# mmmm cheese toastie
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha, *boik*, hahaha
*click*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Mmm, lunchtime!
*licks lips*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I feel sick
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Me too
and that's just because of the "teh"
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# LOLTOASTIE
And LOLSMEARS
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# There's reasons I didn't go into medicine
I'd vomit into people during surgery.

I'd say I envy you but... no, actually, I don't.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Friend almost did that once. Was hungover in theatre and vommed. Luckily he was wearing a mask so it just went up his nose and up all over his face and glasses.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# you don't see that in Holby City very often
also - are the nurses as sexy as they are on the telly?

and in you medical opinion, would you do Amanda Mealing?

I know I would but that's no measure of what is right
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Definitely.
One of the main reasons for watching Holby.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# she is getting sexier too
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# She needs more storylines which would involve her taking her top off
and/or just walking about in her pants
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I'm only allowed Safe Search at work!
bah!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I can't find any saucy pics anyway :(
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# This question isn't directed at me but I have anecdotal evidence
When I was in hospital last year, I'd say about half the nurses were good looking and half were quite the opposite, and one was absolutely stunning but unfortunately was only on the night shift when we were stuffed with morphine, and only once. :(
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Lady surgeons can often be a bit manly. However she is an actress so I would have to say yes.
On average the nurses I've worked with have been about 95% less sexy than the ones on the telly.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# what about BUPA?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# eurgh
thank the lord for masks, otherwise you'd be left explaining to some old dear that you'd replaced her appendix with a bit of gerkin, some stewed carrot and the remains of a kebab.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# and who's to say that might not work better?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Well it couldn't work much worse, could it?
Bloody silly appendices. I should've asked them to take mine out when they were rummaging around inside me, just in case.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# haven't they just discovered that they can give you superpowers, if the right electrical current passes through them?
oh bad luck.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Mine's still there
I was a bit preoccupied with the pain and the promise of incipient surgery to think of asking them to whip out my appendix while they were at it. Superpowers can still be mine!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# oh yes. I didn't read properly
go for something involving lasers!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# too close to home
i've had courses on how lasers work. i want something i don't understand, like the incredible hulk. or invisibility. or both, i'll be the invisible hulk.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
WHAT'S GREEN BUT CAN'T BE SEEN?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# wait, wait don't tell me
A BOGEY SHOVED UP A BUM!

Am I right? Do I win a prize?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# YES!
you win this bogey that's been shoved up a bum.

*wipes*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# I shall treasure it forever
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:54, archived)
# They are also useful because people can't see your facial expressions.
Like the 'oh shit' face surgeons pull when they cut through something important by mistake.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I think if I were in surgery
I'd be more than worried enough that I could see the surgeon at all than with what face he's pulling. Bloody anaesthetists, I knew I shouldn't trust them.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Conversely, a removed appendix would make a good replacement gherkin.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I'd love to put it in a vegetarian's sandwich
and watch them eat it.

That's because I'm a twat.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *PTSD's*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# this
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I found a prawn in mine
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)
# that's where the cat left it
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# in your sandwich or somewhere else? ;)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Well it tasted like a prawn!
...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Mmm. Crunchy
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Mmmm
with a side order of scampi flavoured fries
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# oh for the love of
*hurl*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Oh. Oh!
Lunchtime b3ta perusal clickies
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Good grief!
*click*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:22, archived)
# One of my favourite jokes
What's the definition of disgusting?

Putting 9 oysters up an OAP's cunt and sucking out 10.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# jesus christ
this is so awesome
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Yuk
That's just disgusting. I hate cheese. Ahem.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:05, archived)
# You do know why it's called a Smear Test, don't you?
Nobody would go for one if it was called a Cunt Scrape!
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Oh sweet bejeebus
(, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)