The team made some handy crib notes for Wayne to take with him
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
you forgot:
• Run with ball a bit
• Shoot it towards goal
• If lose ball, run after it
• Show some bloody effort
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:48,
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• Run with ball a bit
• Shoot it towards goal
• If lose ball, run after it
• Show some bloody effort
haha
are his instructions for spitroasting a ladyfan on the back? I hope he doesn't look at that on the pitch!
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:49,
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TJ
This thing was floating across the M4 this morning as I went to work. I almost did a comedy cartoon eye-rub
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:04,
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:D
other people were doing the same - I thought there was going to be an accident at one point as some drivers were taking pictures while travelling at 80mph
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:12,
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I thought it was just an odd shaped cloud at first until it came into focus.
It was starting to land too and because the M4 bends at that point, it looked as though it was driving across one of the motorway bridges at one point
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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This would help
do they still get juice and oranges? That would be great, apart from they are probably sponsored delmonte oranges, genetically designed to make the players slightly less shit.
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:49,
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The Man from Del Monte he say
Score A F**king Goal You useless set of f**king C**ts!
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:51,
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This is far too sophisticated for 'Wazza' to follow.
Is he called Wazza cos he pisses himself a lot?
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:55,
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Dunno about cricket,
but I can't help thinking that Heskey would be far better playing rugby.
Jump, trap it, pass it back. He'd be an absolute star.
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:04,
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Jump, trap it, pass it back. He'd be an absolute star.
oh my god if football was a bunch of jack russells and corgis sprinting around with a ball it would be all i'd ever watch
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:09,
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they are great dogs
great in the same way that tyrants are great.
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:17,
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such a wonderful dog
his owner is screaming at her to stop however she is compelled to round up the cow that has strayed from the pack. She doesn't understand why she's being told to stop (because the cow passed through the gate which was the challenge of the day) but when she's finished herding the other two cows through the gate she runs after the other one to bring it the hell back to the group.
THIS IS WHAT DOGS IS ABOUT
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:31,
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THIS IS WHAT DOGS IS ABOUT
me no like boo people
boo people make me mad
you no like me when me mad
Rooney smash!
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:58,
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you no like me when me mad
Rooney smash!
He's been so crap
I wonder if he's been scared of getting booked?
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:01,
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Ha!
although i'm yet to watch any of the world cup, "Red Dead Redemption" keeps getting in the way
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:08,
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lasso a horse as someone rides it
get dragged along the ground hilariously
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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Ha! This game keeps getting better
I haven't yet hogtied someone and left them on the train track, but I will.
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:18,
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I got to 100% last week (about 30 minutes after Mr Prodge!), concentrating on multiplayer now.
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:29,
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Bloody hell, that's good going
I doubt I will get 100% (I never have in any GTA game)
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:32,
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It's far easier to reach than any of the GTA series in my opinion.
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:34,
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I must admit that it's not my own idea
I read it on an Amazon review
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Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:35,
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