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# deffo a bindun
moat siege officer tazer power police
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Sounds like he's shot himself...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:24, archived)
# ^ this
(herman:D, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Looks like a pricing gun from a supermarket.
"Stop or I'll sticker you as 75 p!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:31, archived)
# haha it totally does don't it?
don't worry sarge, I've put a prince on his ass!

oh yeah?

Yeah, £2.78
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:34, archived)
# it looks like a childs teacup broken in half.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:44, archived)
# "You've been... reduced to clear, bitch!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:58, archived)
# PRICE..... SLASHED
*playfully pats bum*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:00, archived)
# knew i'd seen that copper before
knew i'd seen that copper before

Moat turns the tables...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:18, archived)
# So sad to see Pasanonic go out like this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:33, archived)
#
www.everything2.com/title/Happy+Birthday+From+Planet+Motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:51, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:04, archived)
# :D good read
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:27, archived)
# COR!
*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:07, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:42, archived)
# yeah, that's what crazy Rozzer said...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:38, archived)
# "The suspect sustained fatal injuries after he fell down some stairs. In a field."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:58, archived)
# haha, M'lud
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:20, archived)
#
Goodbye geordie lunk
may you ever grow in our hearts
you were the nutter that placed itself
where lives were taken away
you hid from the police
and you became a b3ta meme
now you belong to heaven
and b3ta spells out your name.

All proceeds from the single go to Moat's barber.

He is wiv teh angles nowXxxx
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:42, archived)
# 4 eva
Whoever eva is.

I really should not be laughing. But the first thing that came to my mind was "dibs".
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:52, archived)
# "I'VE PEPPER SPRAYED MY NUTS!"
MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Hahaha
needs more parody news story
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:29, archived)
# yeah you're right, and I would of, but it's too damn hot & i figured someone would beat me to it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:35, archived)
# "Would have" not "would of".
What kind of language is that?

Sheesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:49, archived)
# I love the way this drove you out of lurkage :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:51, archived)
# poor language. sorry Sir. I'm writing out my 100 lines as i type this...
what Sir?

why do you want me to drop my trousers and pants, Sir? I don't think Mummy will be happy that I...

*gumph!!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:56, archived)
# I don't know why the police took so long to find him
They could have just gone to Google Maps and typed "Raoul Moat". Google knows everything.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Ahaha!
Fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Hahahh
(herman:D, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:36, archived)
# So it does!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:43, archived)
# happy
Joy
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:50, archived)
# GENULOL
Is that gazza about to burst a paper bag? Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:02, archived)
# haha go on Gazza!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:21, archived)
# oh god!
I LOL'd. Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:11, archived)
# hahhaha - best version of this yet !!
I proper laughed at this - nice one
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:57, archived)