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# Which came first?

Website
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
eggshellent
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# LET THE PUNS COMMENCE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:04, archived)
# It was a poultry effort to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# But the yolk was worth it.
(All white?)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I don't know I'll have to chick whether you're right about that!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# That was fowl.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I might have a crack at this punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:39, archived)
# That's one of the breast puns I've read.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# pfft...you guys must be winging it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I thought about trying a pun with "wing"
But I thought I'd better beakhave myself.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Go pluck yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:56, archived)
# That's not very nice
I'll have to rooster up some courage before I can think of a suitable come-back pun.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:59, archived)
# I'm sorry....I've been cooped up too long.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Someone seems to have ruffled your feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:59, archived)
# No...just a bit down...
(ha ha...get it?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:04, archived)
# look at my COCK
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Dozen egg look/smell funny?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# I've combed through dozens of poultry-related terms with no cluck
I guess I don't have the talons for this :(
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Wattle you guys talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:26, archived)
# There's a lot of venting
going on in this thread.
(dxg, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Eggcellent! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Oh piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Yup, raw egg certainly does have that effect!
Glad to see you posting more again!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
THE CHICKEN CROSSES THE ROAD

is an anagram of

SHE CHECKS CORN AT OTHER SIDE
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Well, that solves the whole chicken vs. egg thing for me :D
*Clicks hard*

In other news

(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# that looks eggscruciating
and also quite fowl
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Amazing.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# if I see a shit covered egg I do not pick it up and eat it.
I've been doing it wrong :(

this break the laws of *thermodynamics. well done.


don't know which one anymore, maybe the 2nd.
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Brown eggs are supposed to be healthier
They just make me wonder what part of the hen they came out of?
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:40, archived)
# it's the same part
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 3:32, archived)
# It doesn't matter if it's covered in shit
as the egg is safe inside :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Hehe
Lovely as ever

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Cook that shit!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I do like these :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:51, archived)
# in this case,
the chicken. :P
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Eggscrement
(I helped save b3ta! SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too late
but the answer is the egg. Dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens were about so the egg came first. The question must be re-phrased!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:16, archived)