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# Make up a new joke - geeks please help.
My favorite joke in the world. Is: there are only 10 types of people in the world.... binary...etc, etc.

Strikes me that using hexidecimal you can make the words '1F' and '0F'. This is gagging for a new geek number joke with 'if' or 'of' as the punchline. I'm not smart enough to think one up, you are though.
(Juan - King of Donkeys shut the fuck up on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:35, archived)
# o_O
3 years.... 1 post! Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I like to think things through.
(Juan - King of Donkeys shut the fuck up on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:49, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:52, archived)
# i think you could have held out a little longer
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)
# DEAD BEEF
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexspeak
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:37, archived)
# where's
B00BFACE
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Here :)
www.flickr.com/photos/petranek/4861747681/
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 1:45, archived)
# How about:
wh3r3-i5-my-im4g3 ??
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:37, archived)
# -.-
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:38, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Q: WHAT'S HALF 0F 10?
A: 788



(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:39, archived)
# You have beaten me - explain.
(Juan - King of Donkeys shut the fuck up on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# F10 / 2 = 788
in hex
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:49, archived)
# I go to bed a happy man
(Juan - King of Donkeys shut the fuck up on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# What do you get when you multiply 6 times 9?
No, actually that one works better backward.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 1:44, archived)
# horty flu
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 8:54, archived)
# What do you call a dog with three balls and two cocks?
(ccc, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:40, archived)
# A gay footballer?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
# tripletestes dualcocker
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Happy.
(The Great British Troll, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 0:12, archived)
# BLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Adolf Goering?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 1:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
# F 0FF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
# f0f0f0f0f0f0f0f0f0f0f0f0f0f00f0f0f0f0f0f0f0f0f
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# #AAAAAA #AAAAAA #AAAAAA #AAAAAA #AAAAAA #AAAAAA
#AAAAAA #AAAAAA #AAAAAA #AAAAAA #AAAAAA #AAAAAA #AAAAAA #AAAAAA #AAAAAA #AAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# haha a lot of the AAAAAAs in that search are from me
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:54, archived)
# this isn't as good as once it was
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 1:13, archived)
# I was about to post 15-0255
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 1:26, archived)
# i don't think anything anywhere is ever gagging for a new geek number joke
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
# It does seem unlikely.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# I liked mofahas
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# 0xH4MT0UCH3R
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:48, archived)
#
W
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 0:04, archived)
# ascii stupid question, get a stupid ansi
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Oh god....
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Wow, twice in a day...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 8 Sep 2010, 1:38, archived)
# *nasty pic here*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 3:52, archived)