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# I made this!
I wrote a story and illustrated it.



Johnny likes bananas. Frank likes oranges.

Johnny doesnt like oranges. Frank doesnt like bananas.

Frank goes to the fruit shop and finds they only sell bananas. He asks the shopkeeper why he does not sell oranges.

The shop keeper replies 'What are oranges?'

After a brief description of an orange the shopkeeper agrees to stock a few and see if they sell, after all, if they do then he can go on holiday, and if they dont he has lost nothing.

Johnny can still buy bananas, Frank can buy oranges, the community has one extra thing they can buy if they so wish.

Everybody is happy.

Except for BraynDead, who stands in the corner flinging poo at anyone he doesnt recognise.
(JNB, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Spending time and money on a bunch of rotting oranges isn't losing nothing.
here is a b3ta irc

b3ta.belm.co.uk/jirc/
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:49, archived)
# This plugin is certainly taking a long time to install.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Your digital service has an error.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Its blank
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# oh man I bet everyone is sending ascii pictures of electric guitars to each other and I can't see it.
I feel slighted.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Unable to connect...
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I took that offline a while ago, sorry folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Oh man, epic wobbling here.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
# I don't even completely understand why I'm mentioned here.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
# When was the last time you flung poo at someone you didn't recognise?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I've never flung poo at someone I didn't recognise.
I only do it to people I know and trust.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# *eyes narrow*
we've...never met, have we?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# *splat*
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10217215
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Haha. upset, online
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Did you see it on /talk?
'Waa, I go onto every site on the internet insisting they use irc instead because I'm too thick to learn anything else. WAAAA.'
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Yeah just saw it
I wonder if it makes a habit of going to websites and then banging the 'this website is shit use irc' gong. Must make it a popular internet user.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I still don't know why I got a specific mention.
Several people told it to fuck off, I tried to reason with it.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Agh stop flinging poo you poo flinger
Terrible bullying :(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# The best part is that it's not even mine.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# You wrote a story & drew the same story.
That's some serious dedication to the tale.
8D

And welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# It's a continuation of this stupidity.
b3ta.com/talk/6989054
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Picking a fight with your first post? Priceless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I simply cannot understand how it doesn't see that nobody wants or cares about a b3ta irc enough to make it the standard.
It's my understanding that /talk was created as an alternative to /board, and to be honest that's pretty much all that's needed. IRC on a site like this simply wouldn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# If I wanted to chat to any of you fuckers then I'd have on facebook or my msn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Step 1: Join community.
Step 2: Tell them they're doing it wrong.
Step 3: Feign disbelief at their reactions.
Repeat Steps 2/3 ad nauseum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Oh, so that's where I've been going wrong.
I kept my head down and tried to fit in for a bit before I started being an irritating cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I just joined as an irritating cunt
and fitted in
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
#
Well ...yeah... oops.

It started out reasonably, but then the trolls came out to play and i couldnt help but join the fun!
(JNB, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
# looked in the mirror recently?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
#
Err, THAT was my point...
(JNB, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# no, your point was you joined in after the trolls
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Badly.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# yeaaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Class.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Oh dear, lots of internet upsettery going on here in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
#
Looks lik the straw men are out in force today!

Congratulations on missing the point entirely :)
(JNB, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# You're a fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
#
If you still cant see the difference between politley requesting a new feature and demanding "everything is broken and must be replaced to appease ME MEEEE!" even after i drew such a pretty comic; it is you who are the idiot.
(JNB, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Okay, listen carefully.
Starting a thread complaining about the layout for your first post is hardly going to endear you to anyone. There is a specific part of the site called Bug and Feature Requests, where your irc fanboyism could have gone pretty much ignored, but you would have got your rubbish argument across anyway. As it is, now you just look like a bell end.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# "Is there a specific reason there isnt an b3ta irc channel? As above. Google threw one or two unofficial ones; surprising really. I would have thought it would be a good match..."
Not much complaining going on here. I think everyone needs a dinnertime nap. *steals fluffy blanky*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Look at the rest of the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
# I have
You said "starting a thread". To be honest, although I agree that b3ta needs an irc channel like it needs a "fings I fotograffed" board, I think a lot of the negative reaction is just down to a new guy making a suggestion and upsetting the regulars who LIKE THEIR BOARD THE WAY IT IS GODDAMIT, WARTSENALL!!

Anyway, if you're up for a spot of poo flinging, I don't believe we've met either *dons raincoat* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Hrrrrrrnnnnnghprolapse OH GOD.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# OH GOD IT DANGLES AND GLISTENS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# You could have requested it in the bug reports and requests thread
e.g. www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/

LOOK AT THE PAIN YOU'VE CAUSED THE INTERNETS WITH YOUR MEWLING.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:59, archived)
# is the point that you like touching man meat?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# You got balls, noob.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# SRS BIZNS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I like your story about fruits.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I like the bit with poo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Well, you would, scatboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# tastes like peanuts

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
#
nuts nus
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Mmmm salty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Oh deary me....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# You're mums and interner
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I wish I had awards to hand out to you and Mooohhahahhahahalalalaaherrr
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# That how babby is formed?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# what really happened

The shop keeper replies "We tried them before, they sold well for, oh I’d say about 5 minutes, then nothing"

After a long and protracted converstion, explaining the same thing over and over again, the shopkeeper punches Frank in the cock and relentlessly face rapes him.

NOW everybody is happy
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# would you ask for a big mac at burger king?
well maybe but you wouldn't get one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:38, archived)
# absolutely! in the same way that i'd ask for coke
knowing full well they'd say "we have pepsi, would that be ok?"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Yes, we have no bananas
I don't even know what irc is, I couldn't care less who likes it and who doesn't, but your fruit-based tale was mildly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I thought this was a hatstand work of genius until I realised it was based on a /talk argument
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Just ignore the back story
and appreciate it from within your ignorance
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Pretty much how I approach the world in general,
from a position of blissful ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# HAHA!
UPSET. ONLINE!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# HaHaHa
Unfortunately the shopkeeper has to buy the oranges, If they don't sell he goes bankrupt


science economics
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:49, archived)
# May I offer you a Baby Okapi for your troubles?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)